Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

November 26th, 2014

SwiftOnSecurity The journalism bubble won’t be done deflating until Don Lemon smells ComicCon and Glenn Beck sells bear piss to ward off dinosaurs.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:51 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

SnarkyPlatypus Future family dramas will just consist of actors passive-aggressively tweeting each other.

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Ah, not only has The Code season two been announced, but so has Jan Parke. “Dangerous ideas”, apparently. canberratimes.com.au/entertainment/…

via Janetter for Mac

feed_the_chooks I’ve blasphemed the lizard

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

jonkudelka Life with Tony:
“Tony could you pass the salt please?”
“Sure, yes I will pass you the salt.”
*Tony does not pass the salt.*
“sigh.”
etc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

mpbowers Jacqui and Ricky now sit together on the cross bench in the @murpharoo @gabriellechan @GuardianAus pic.twitter.com/iYVVNlkAGK

via iOS (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s data-retention plans look increasingly out of touch” zdnet.com/australias-dat…

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I probably shouldn’t be doing this thing with the chicken again.

via Janetter for Mac

jeamland Pictured: Coalition policies. i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/i…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@timothygrey [Nods.] I was a quick recording from a park while I was dashing to a meeting. It’s actually easy to forget. That’s my story.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to timothygrey

@timothygrey Oh. Took me a moment then to figure out when you meant. Then I remembered a brief thing for @amworldtodaypm yesterday?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to timothygrey

SnarkyPlatypus One inappropriate button press on that bidet could result in tragedy.

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

The sexual abuse in the army and on submarines I can figure out, and even in a canoe with good balance, but not the sex with barnacles.

via Janetter for Mac

MT @bairdjulia: SOON ON ; Cheryl Kernot, Tom Dusevic, @GreenJ on sexual abuse and the army, canoes, submarines and barnacles…

via Janetter for Mac in reply to bairdjulia

@alexkidman @R_Chirgwin @joshgnosis If it’s good enough for Cyndi Lauper, it’s good enough for me.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to alexkidman

Mind you, @joshgnosis, the AFP banned me from a presentation two weeks ago. It’s not cool any more.

via Janetter for Mac

RT @Polyflare: @xntrik And all press releases should be dioramas. [Oh now here’s a media reform I can support.]

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@joshgnosis Controversial is good. Keep up the outstanding work, soldier.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to joshgnosis

Is @joshgnosis having fun? That’s what we need to know. I think he’s having fun.

via Janetter for Mac

prinnbanktce “We regret to inform you Dunedin will be nuked from orbit”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:40 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

mipearson OH “Steve Jobs > Julia Gillard > Tony Abbott > Uber > Hitler > Killing Baby Seals > systemd”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Darthbx @carr2n Thanks. We’ve only been doing podcasts forever. But, you know, Serial is the one. Gtfo.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

JohnBirmingham Award winning five dollar Tempranillo and cheap fire axes. @ALDIAustralia are always my first choice for apocalypse prep.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

robbie_buck Wow. They’re screaming really loud. #teens#arias pic.twitter.com/g4kcVb7btE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @jendudley: My kickstarter internet-connected teddy bear finally arrived! instagram.com/p/v2dTAuqmZ3/ [Never fall asleep near it. Danger.]

via Janetter for Mac in reply to jendudley

MT @joshgnosis: AFP’s Tim Morris says that the AFP doesn’t want to need to seize connected fridges or toasters. [Bah. Lack of imagination.]

via Janetter for Mac in reply to joshgnosis

GordyPls Life hack: stop making stupid decisions based on information your idiot friends post on Facebook.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Oh, that @mscott chap, eh, @chrisjrn? WellI suppose I can now tell everyone that there will be a second series of The Code.

via Janetter for Mac

RT @ABCTV: will return in a second series. The new series will be again created by Shelley Birse and directed by Shawn Seet.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to ABCTV

@michaelmeloni ALL MY TWEETS ARE IMPORTANT YOU LITTLE RAPSCALLION.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to michaelmeloni

@yabbie5674 @zdnetaustralia That’s terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to yabbie5674

@chrisjrn Oh, has somebody said something somewhere?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to chrisjrn

Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. I am now eating an apple.

via Janetter for Mac

“US expresses ‘concern’ over EU proposal to break up Google”, writes @richardjnieva cnet.com/news/us-expres…

via Janetter for Mac

glengyron Oh. Is this a resignation speech? RT @billshortenmp: Reform takes values, vision, courage. It takes leadership.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:49 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Coffee then writing then crying.

via Janetter for Mac

Oh please dear God don’t let Shorten try to make another joke.

via Janetter for Mac

Following my own advice.

via Janetter for Mac

Oh I have just seen… terrible things.

via Janetter for Mac

NewtonMark Tony Abbott denies ever appearing in the 2013 election campaign. arseh.at/8rs2

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:31 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

And if whinging on Twitter doesn’t help, @SnarkyPlatypus @franksting, there’s always opiates.

via Janetter for Mac

@SnarkyPlatypus I know one that insists that its internet banking password are EXACTLY six characters.

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“It takes real effort to make an entire roomful of bankers gasp at your insensitivity.”

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“On stage at Goldman Sachs event, Uber CEO compared his company’s woes to Ferguson”, writes @paulcarr pando.com/2014/11/20/on-…

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Kate_McClymont I have received some weird things in the mail but this really takes the cake, or should I say the pack. @smh pic.twitter.com/aFxGZuS1WS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:16 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@SnarkyPlatypus Oh yes, the topic was decided yesterday. It’s just putting all the bile into a series of grammatically correct sentences.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

bernietb You could have just put “wanker” and saved me a bit of reading. pic.twitter.com/01emMK3SfK

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

This is all putting me in an excellent mood for writing a column today.

via Janetter for Mac

rpy Clicked quit on Photoshop, Photoshop crashed, eh close enough

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

“Utah Considers Cutting Off Water to the NSA’s Monster Data Center”, reports @WIRED, which would be funny. wired.com/2014/11/utah-c…

via Janetter for Mac

@tppwholesale I appreciate your quick response, though, and that’s reassuring.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to tppwholesale

@tppwholesale No need for now, thank, Georgia. I’ll write up some feedback at another time, when I’m not on deadline.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to tppwholesale

@SnarkyPlatypus Le principal problème avec le monde d’aujourd’hui, ce est qu’il ne est pas en feu.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

mpbowers Paddling his canoe to trouble town-Brandis defends Johnston in the @gabriellechan theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/U6E2ULT0Bx

via iOS (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

DavidParis Brandis says his side of politics has an innate suspicion of state power. He’d like to have all of your metadata and imprison journalists.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui ne est pas le meilleur jour pour être sur cette planète. Il doit être purgé. Et vous?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

Of course @tppwholesale’s interface didn’t tell me what the limit actually was. I just had to keep trying until “too long” went away.

via Janetter for Mac

According to @tppwholesale’s account management interface, a 24-character password is “too long”. I beg to differ. I’d say 16 is too few.

via Janetter for Mac

Well isn’t the Attorney-General such a pretty ornament to democracy.

via Janetter for Mac

troyhunt Look, I know that Sony is having a rough time of it this week, maybe this will help: pic.twitter.com/oyaMZVVyGF

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@MsLods The internet really ought to be shut down.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to MsLods

I didn’t even know we had a defence minister. Are they any good?

via Janetter for Mac

Wed plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia, working through the list of things; @5at5daily; quiet, sensible evening.

via Plume for Android

Much needed sleep-in was much needed.

via Plume for Android

Wednesday. They stand silently, watching you. Each time you move, they take notes. Later, they will confer, and judge. Wednesday.

via Plume for Android