SwiftOnSecurity The journalism bubble won’t be done deflating until Don Lemon smells ComicCon and Glenn Beck sells bear piss to ward off dinosaurs.
SnarkyPlatypus Future family dramas will just consist of actors passive-aggressively tweeting each other.
Ah, not only has The Code season two been announced, but so has Jan Parke. “Dangerous ideasâ€, apparently. http://t.co/7CS3vUERXF
@explanoit Just… just… just reality.
Oh FFS God no.
feed_the_chooks I’ve blasphemed the lizard
jonkudelka Life with Tony:
“Tony could you pass the salt please?”
“Sure, yes I will pass you the salt.”
*Tony does not pass the salt.*
“sigh.”
etc
mpbowers Jacqui and Ricky now sit together on the cross bench in the #BrickSenate @murpharoo @gabriellechan @GuardianAus pic.twitter.com/iYVVNlkAGK
RT @mpbowers: Jacqui Lambie talks to Glenn Lazarus #BrickSenate @murpharoo @gabriellechan @GuardianAus http://t.co/dxZxKbj6NB http://t.co/7…
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s data-retention plans look increasingly out of touch†http://t.co/b736Y51J8L
I probably shouldn’t be doing this thing with the chicken again.
RT @jeamland: Pictured: Coalition policies. http://t.co/p2QVBfDoNc
@timothygrey [Nods.] I was a quick recording from a park while I was dashing to a meeting. It’s actually easy to forget. That’s my story.
It hurts.
@timothygrey Oh. Took me a moment then to figure out when you meant. Then I remembered a brief thing for @amworldtodaypm yesterday?
Sulking.
SnarkyPlatypus One inappropriate button press on that bidet could result in tragedy.
The sexual abuse in the army and on submarines I can figure out, and even in a canoe with good balance, but not the sex with barnacles.
MT @bairdjulia: SOON ON #THEDRUM; Cheryl Kernot, Tom Dusevic, @GreenJ on sexual abuse and the army, canoes, submarines and barnacles…
@alexkidman @R_Chirgwin @joshgnosis If it’s good enough for Cyndi Lauper, it’s good enough for me.
RT @peterjblack: “Who Will Replace Chuck Hagel?” http://t.co/gzv0S9x1ml [I know! I know! https://t.co/H8QTnXiU7B]
Mind you, @joshgnosis, the AFP banned me from a presentation two weeks ago. It’s not cool any more.
RT @Polyflare: @xntrik And all press releases should be dioramas. [Oh now here’s a media reform I can support.]
@joshgnosis Controversial is good. Keep up the outstanding work, soldier.
Is @joshgnosis having fun? That’s what we need to know. I think he’s having fun.
prinnbanktce “We regret to inform you Dunedin will be nuked from orbit”
I misheard.
mipearson OH “Steve Jobs > Julia Gillard > Tony Abbott > Uber > Hitler > Killing Baby Seals > systemd”
Darthbx @carr2n Thanks. We’ve only been doing podcasts forever. But, you know, Serial is the one. Gtfo.
RT @JohnBirmingham: Award winning five dollar Tempranillo and cheap fire axes. @ALDIAustralia are always my first choice for apocalypse pre…
robbie_buck Wow. They’re screaming really loud. #teens#arias pic.twitter.com/g4kcVb7btE
RT @jendudley: My kickstarter internet-connected teddy bear finally arrived! instagram.com/p/v2dTAuqmZ3/ [Never fall asleep near it. Danger.]
MT @joshgnosis: AFP’s Tim Morris says that the AFP doesn’t want to need to seize connected fridges or toasters. [Bah. Lack of imagination.]
GordyPls Life hack: stop making stupid decisions based on information your idiot friends post on Facebook.
Oh, that @mscott chap, eh, @chrisjrn? WellI suppose I can now tell everyone that there will be a second series of The Code.
RT @ABCTV: #TheCode will return in a second series. The new series will be again created by Shelley Birse and directed by Shawn Seet.
@michaelmeloni ALL MY TWEETS ARE IMPORTANT YOU LITTLE RAPSCALLION.
@yabbie5674 @zdnetaustralia That’s terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.
@chrisjrn Oh, has somebody said something somewhere?
@timothygrey Wot?
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. I am now eating an apple.
Writing.
“US expresses ‘concern’ over EU proposal to break up Googleâ€, writes @richardjnieva http://t.co/6YPW7xYX4K
glengyron Oh. Is this a resignation speech? RT @billshortenmp: Reform takes values, vision, courage. It takes leadership.
Coffee then writing then crying.
Oh please dear God don’t let Shorten try to make another joke.
Following my own advice.
Oh I have just seen… terrible things.
RT @NewtonMark: Tony Abbott denies ever appearing in the 2013 election campaign. http://t.co/pWPg5mfKTw
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus No thanks, I’ve just put one out.
And if whinging on Twitter doesn’t help@SnarkyPlatypusu@frankstingng, there’s always opiates.
@SnarkyPlatypus Whinging on Twitter solves most things.
@SnarkyPlatypus I know one that insists that its internet banking password are EXACTLY six characters.
“It takes real effort to make an entire roomful of bankers gasp at your insensitivity.”
“On stage at Goldman Sachs event, Uber CEO compared his company’s woes to Fergusonâ€, writes @paulcarr http://t.co/Y5o8UhjY3s
Kate_McClymont I have received some weird things in the mail but this really takes the cake, or should I say the pack. @smh #ICAC pic.twitter.com/aFxGZuS1WS
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh yes, the topic was decided yesterday. It’s just putting all the bile into a series of grammatically correct sentences.
RT @bernietb: You could have just put “wanker” and saved me a bit of reading. http://t.co/01emMK3SfK
This is all putting me in an excellent mood for writing a column today.
rpy Clicked quit on Photoshop, Photoshop crashed, eh close enough
“Utah Considers Cutting Off Water to the NSA’s Monster Data Centerâ€, reports @Wired, which would be funny. http://t.co/jOmNx6LOGT
@tppwholesale I appreciate your quick response, though, and that’s reassuring.
@tppwholesale No need for now, thank, Georgia. I’ll write up some feedback at another time, when I’m not on deadline.
@SnarkyPlatypus Le principal problème avec le monde d’aujourd’hui, ce est qu’il ne est pas en feu.
RT @mpbowers: Paddling his canoe to trouble town-Brandis defends Johnston in the #BrickSenate @gabriellechan http://t.co/dxZxKbj6NB http://…
RT @DavidParis: Brandis says his side of politics has an innate suspicion of state power. He’d like to have all of your metadata and impris…
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui ne est pas le meilleur jour pour être sur cette planète. Il doit être purgé. Et vous?
Of course @tppwholesale’s interface didn’t tell me what the limit actually was. I just had to keep trying until “too long†went away.
According to @tppwholesale’s account management interface, a 24-character password is “too longâ€. I beg to differ. I’d say 16 is too few.
Well isn’t the Attorney-General such a pretty ornament to democracy.
troyhunt Look, I know that Sony is having a rough time of it this week, maybe this will help: pic.twitter.com/oyaMZVVyGF
@MsLods The internet really ought to be shut down.
I didn’t even know we had a defence minister. Are they any good?
@MsLods Is it.
Wed plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia, working through the list of things; @5at5daily; quiet, sensible evening.
Much needed sleep-in was much needed.
Wednesday. They stand silently, watching you. Each time you move, they take notes. Later, they will confer, and judge. Wednesday.