Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 15th, 2015

State Premiers are such browntongues.

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My my, Gregory is getting quite clever this week. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin Yep. I hate toi think what’s lying around in GPs email accounts on shared servers etc.

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@R_Chirgwin @michaelneale Email is not considered private enough for medical records. Faxes are. It’s policy, as I understand it.

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@abcsouthwestwa @stufromoz “Cute”? Your possums are wimps. “Come at me, bro!” pic.twitter.com/sif2qAqBph

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ilikemints did… did a rottweiler write this pic.twitter.com/cmK7icX2J7

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I just wish to draw your attention to this utterance from this morning. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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samanthamaiden RESIGNED BY FAX: @LaurieOakes reports @TonyAbbottMHR did not go to Government House to tender resignation. He faxed it.

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Yeah look I don’t think the gun is necessarily the problem in this instance. twitter.com/DavidNelsonNew…

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murpharoo Day one of the Turnbull regime, in a post. gu.com/p/4ccp3/stw#bl… Good night from Politics Live.

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Can I be regretting my conversation with the Korean chef already? Perhaps I am.

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There seems to be a species of “comedy” based around the premise “Ha ha ha Malcolm Turnbull has a lot of money”. Yes, well done.

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@BXGD Yeah, there is that. Even though I know we’re the world’s biggest coal exporter — I watch the ships at Newcastle — I forget.

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@JohnBirmingham @GreenJ Well thank you for cheering us all up there, Mr Birmingham.

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Well this will be… interestingtwitter.com/leighsales/sta…n2

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@BXGD Is the AUD really that dependent on coal? I wouldn’t be surprised either way. I just happen not to know.

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@GreenJ Excellent. It was meant that way. :)

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@GreenJ I mean that with much love, as I hope you understand.

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@GreenJ This must be the first time I’ve been less of an arsehole than you. :P

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@GreenJ Yeah, I get everything that @markgkenny writes there. Abbott should’ve been on camera last night. But having missed that, who cares.

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And now, Abbott is a defeated leader, and I feel no great urge to kick him while he’s down. Mission accomplished, as they say.

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I’m no fan of Crusader Rabbit’s toxic, inhuman policies, @GreenJ @markgkenny, but he took it on the chin, a left with (mostly) good grace.

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Surely, @GreenJ @markgkenny, it was those few hours that allowed Abbott to deliver a dignified final speech after a stressful 24 hours?

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One morning is a “sullen vacuum”? Can’t a sacked leader spend a couple hours gathering his thoughts any more? twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@rwerkh I would imagine so. With a generous data allowance.

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Forget the iPhone “S” stuff. Lockheed Martin presents “U-2S: The Newest Generation of an American Icon” youtube.com/watch?v=diiyr0…

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Well here’s something to look forward to. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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“Hackers hit the Kremlin”, reports @thehill thehill.com/policy/cyberse…

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AndrewCatsaras New PM @TurnbullMalcolm gets immediate mandate from Australian electors as Better PM: Turnbull 70% cf. Shorten 24% roymorgan.com/findings/6451-…

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crikey_news Today’s @deptofaustralia. The real prime minister was in our hearts all along. pic.twitter.com/83kIFta5Bi

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@willowCatemoon @Hill60 Oh. That’s very good and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Australia likes its coal, and wants more coal. Today’s Essential poll. essentialvision.com.au/expansion-of-c…

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@taroona_fire That is seriously well played, Good People.

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taroona_fire A reminder that Australia getting a new prime minister is an ideal time to check the battery in your smoke alarm.

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@willowCatemoon @Hill60 Yes. Next up after the Rabbit Govt is the Dormouse Govt. pic.twitter.com/Wzae1SSK8n

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I met Wyatt Roy’s parents on board the SS Jeremiah O’Brien in San Francisco a while back. They were very proud of their son. Lovely people.

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@NewtonMark There is. Also, you can fit an MP inside the cabinet. pic.twitter.com/i1kCXRu9lO

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“This will be a cabinet government.” pic.twitter.com/oCbHeGOunr

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The Nationals really don’t seem to be fans of free markets, do they. What ARE they fans of? twitter.com/latingle/statu…

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“The sacking of Tony Abbott was personal. It was also about the removal of Peta Credlin”, writes @Paul_Sheehan_ theage.com.au/comment/the-sa…

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@adambrereton OK, I am sure that that’s very good etc but that’s too much information now and I feel afraid.

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@purserj @adambrereton Oh OK. That explains why a lot of people seem to be interested. I used to understand NFL when Don Lane explained it.

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What sort of name is Jarryd anyway?

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I have no idea who “Jarryd” is. Unless it’s the Subway guy?

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I’m looking forward to the swimsuit round. twitter.com/Drag0nista/sta…

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“Let the man have some dignity… this is cruel”? I see. pic.twitter.com/BIanfHW0OD

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mpbowers PM Malcolm Turnbull listens to Treasurer Joe Hockey @murpharoo @GuardianAus theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/etCyKzqDCG

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dlewis89 How could @TurnbullMalcolm possibly resist this invitation from @TomTilley of @triplejHack? pic.twitter.com/zI38rOz0Xi

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@jperlow I suspect that sentence applies to most things.

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And now to the shopping…

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That was so excellent, and I am so going to regret it later.

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Now playing, that traditional Korean tune, “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina”. On pan pipes.

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McCollumAshley God save the PR industry pic.twitter.com/0gxltOD6Aa

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The chef was right to check. This soup could kill people.

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@garthk Can one ever be sure of such a thing?

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Meanwhile, at Sanwiye Korean Cafe, Katoomba, the chef has just popped out to double-check that I want my spicy soup spicy, as ordered.

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@JazzTwemlow Perhaps what they’re wanting is a Facebook account.

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@jonoabroad The streaming services pay very, very poorly, and their attitude is generally “Suck it up, it’s better than nothing.”

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@jonoabroad I doubt that they’d be willing to sign away streaming rights under their terms.

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I don’t understand why opinion writers block people who disagree with them. Are they actually trying to persuade, or just after fans?

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pomeranian99 A particularly excellent @nytimes correction: nytimes.com/2015/09/13/sun… pic.twitter.com/vajdIGG56n

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@christopherneal Thanks. I left it unedited, live to ‘tape’ as it were. Not sure whether to maintain that, or tighten them up a bit.

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This is dignified. Good work, Tony Abbott. Finally, you speak with the clarity that those who’ve met you report. Alas, way, way too late.

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AngusGrigg Malcolm Turnbull is BIG news in China - cracks page 21 of the People’s Daily - page 1 goes to President of Mauritius meeting Xi Jinping.

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mtats reactions are devastating for Malcolm pic.twitter.com/EhbHk2iDtJ

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Plibersek’s mouth is moving and words are coming out.

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nswpolice Home-made firearm found after parking meter stolen - police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel… pic.twitter.com/ZZu4ELswjc

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BuzzFeedOzPol Julie Bishop’s opening remarks since 2007 prove that she is:
a) ultimate survivor
b) loyal deputy
c) both pic.twitter.com/hPSiJDUQPd

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KJBar Media starts to gather for PM Abbott. statement soon pic.twitter.com/irkIx1kSb1

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“It’s too bad they won’t live! But then again, who does?” twitter.com/ljayes/status/…

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StephenMcDonell So “soup bun” (汤包)Turnbull already has a Chinese nickname. What a crazy international World in which we live!

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Combined business analyst and puppy.

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It seems so long ago now, but I made a podcast on the weekend. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Cory Bernardi” and “shackled” in the same sentence is starting to get interesting.

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“Let’s pick through the entrails!” A very cheery PVO today.

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GreenJ TAbbott and loyalists prepare for final statement in PM’s courtyard at 12.30 … pic.twitter.com/bowdysNebI

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D’boo, again.

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We need to “improve this nation for the better”, apparently, which is the best kind of improvement.

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BlogsofWar Surprisingly not about twitter.com/washingtonpost…

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Dan, somebody.

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He’s a robot. A very poorly programmed robot.

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No matter what PVO asks this one, he re-bleats his “What we need to do…” message to his own side. Waste of space.

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Don’t these MPs have telephones? They seem to have to talk to each other via television.

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PVO is floating the theory that Turnbull’s support came from “the AFL states”. This is great stuff.

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I have also just seen this Advertisement, which is Very Important and you should Watch it now and Learn. youtube.com/watch?v=2jfgvN…

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There’s quite a few adverts for coal on this television channel.

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bitcoin_txt People who own more bitcoins also have a bigger vested interest and, arguably, their opinion is more important.

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GreenJ i found Tony … pic.twitter.com/nWmD6zJuu0

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bencjenkins he’s in the vents isn’t he. someone get the broom

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jpwarren So he’ll be back in a couple of days, then? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Bernardi describes Turnbull supporters as having taken “30 pieces of silver”. Abbott as Christ.

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Joe Hockey has termites, apparently.

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@riskybusiness [Nods.] Makes sense. Devices designed to be at the centre of “entertainment”.

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“Dion Wong”?

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I HAVE SKY NEWS AUSTRALIA ON MY IPAD THIS WILL NOT END WELL.

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@jon_lawrence @R_Chirgwin Well Birmingham is certainly one of those with an actual brain. He’d be an interesting choice.

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BernardKeane The Right always brings such strong and coherent arguments pic.twitter.com/Fm31xRLqGv

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@riskybusiness You are clearly more Digital than me.

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@riskybusiness Well indeed. Fortunately I have an iPad mini here. (And I’ll switch to an iPhone soon.)

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mrgrumpystephen Nathan unmasked pic.twitter.com/DYqzxzbt6q

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joshgnosis Sky has a camera following Abbott’s car to parliament like he is OJ.

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jamesmassola Liberal text: “And when you’re writing about Morrison, never refer to him as a conservative because he always does deals with the left” 2/2

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jamesmassola Liberal text: “It needs to be absolutely clear, Morrison sold Tony out.His people backed Malcolm even though they said they weren’t” 1/2

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@R_Chirgwin Well why wouldn’t he get it? He’s the clear choice.

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OverlandJournal ‘Like the thylacine, Liberal moderates were once plentiful but have been ruthlessly hunted to extinction’ overland.org.au/2015/09/the-bu…

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“Heart rate monitor” is the new “put a clock in it”, isn’t it.

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@deejbah Why would I want my earbuds to monitor my heart rate?

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Tue plan, draft: See what Tony does; errands, lunch & shopping, Katoomba; pretend to care about people’s email; try to get some asleep.

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@juhasaarinen Yes, he does. I think he realises he’s done his $139.

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Tent.., marquee… gazebo… I don’t know what to thimumbrella.com.au/a-political-st…KgKQ

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9NewsAUS JUST IN: @TonyAbbottMHR is on his way to Parliament House. pic.twitter.com/w20Z5RdFJo

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Earbuds “optimised for cross-training”? Do people actually fall for this shit? pic.twitter.com/nsdMK7s6tp

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NewtonMark Walked past no less than four front gates with onions next to the gatepost in Newtown/Enmore on the way to the train.

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australian It’s 12 hours since Tony Abbott was ousted as PM and we’re yet to hear from him. bit.ly/1QB2Og3 pic.twitter.com/tvMATxqXHk

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@christopherneal The thing about MTM is that second M, right? It’s all about the details of every individual location and what’s possible.

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rebeccagiggs Malcolm Turnbull, in The Bulletin Feb. 1978: pic.twitter.com/VWszhWhdgB

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chrisjoregan After Joh was dumped by the partyroom he locked himself in his office for days, just FYI

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BuzzFeedOzPol .@SenatorLudlam’s prediction from March last year..youtube.com/watch?v=dtqrfi…9pic.twitter.com/Wc7qKjOi2N2N

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GreenJ thanks GetUp.

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And again the fatigue hits.

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Nothing about the fibretards surprises me any more. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@Gergyl Who’s Jarryd? If I look it up, will I regret it?

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@jason_om @ABCnewsIntern Two men who’ve just had enough. With shopping bag.

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veritychambers “It’s like there’s been a death in the family.” 2GB caller tells it like it is.

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smurray38 Melbourne coffee shop owner tells Ray he wears his Liberal credentials on his sleeve.

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Not quite the same, really, is it. (Cory Bernardi image by @jason_om.) pic.twitter.com/LpHkA0NuyF

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rpy “Ray I can’t use the word ‘good’ it’s just morning, I can’t say good morning”

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Look I can’t do both Hadley and Jones in the one day. Not without some Seriously Strong Drink. Or some of what Jeff Kennett had yesterday.

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latikambourke Ray Hadley says Scott Morrison has been texting him to assure him he voted for Tony Abbott.

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latikambourke “You see he’s got this thing about born to rule….” Ray Hadley.

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nicchristensen Hadley notes Abbott has not lost 30 newspolls it was 29.

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dr_nic Hit Prediction: Cory Bernardi goes it alone as an Indie.

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RyanSheales Did you know Russian Cosmonaut Gennady Ivanovich Padalka will have spent more time in space than Tony Abbott was PM? pic.twitter.com/0MiW9LBAdI

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GreenJ quite possibly. twitter.com/BenNorthey/sta…

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BuzzFeedOzPol Someone tricked Hulk Hogan into giving Tony Abbott a heartfelt message… and it’s perfecbuzzfeed.com/robstott/hulk-…Cpic.twitter.com/0ya7SBzJRGRG

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Ruth_A_Buzzi It’s time to give some very serious thought to what kind of world we’re going to leave Keith Richards.

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matt_cawood The three Asian FTAs will produce less than 6000 jobs in 20 years, @1petermartin reports. smh.com.au/comment/how-ma…

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Julie Bishop survives another leadership spill: How she does it. youtube.com/watch?v=h2sI8v…

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@reselsnark Well it’s no different from any other kind of name. Go to Service NSW with ID, fill in the form, pay the fee, get new ID.

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“The onions are out, keeping vigil for the Mad Monk, but for most Australians there are no tears.”

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“The Australian people greeted another bloodless coup at the pinnacle of their govt with indifference—and onions.”newyorker.com/news/news-desk…e

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@MyID_Research I don’t know that you did read my “post”, actually.

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I’ve lost the livestream. Jones was saying they’d hit their maximum number of livestream slots. I guess no-one knows how to get more.

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Weird brief advert for a “stress and anxiety spray”. They should douse the whole studio in that this morning.

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Rupert Murdoch has “taken to Twitter” now, according to the 2GB cliché-writer.

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“I might vote informal next time,” says a caller. “Well it’s a dilemma,” says Jones.

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Advert for another retirement home.

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Jones does a read for the National Dementia Hotline.

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SeanNic Kevin Andrews on AM warns of potential dire security and safety consequences for Australia if he’s dumped as defence minister

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Zegcartoonist @dee_zegarac EVERY THING ABBOTT DID WAS FOR COMMUNITY & COUNTRY. DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT THIS IS WHAT MOTIVATES TURNBULL OR SHORTEN?

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Jones on Dutton: “A colossal man. A good man. We’re lucky to have him.”

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Next caller: “Unfortunately the government has become a reflection of our society.” Yes, terrible business.

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“I’m a 74yo truck driver, so I’m a quintessential swinging voter.”

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“We’re all hurting here,” says the caller.

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Caller says the problem with Turnbull is that he banned incandescent lightbulbs. Freedom destroyed right there.

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Jones keeps talking about Abbott facing the challenges “manfully”. That’s at least the second time he’s said “manfully” with that… tone.

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“The app is jammed”!

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aus_business The Aussie dollar surged past US71c as investors appeared to welcome news that Malcolm Turnbull will be PM bit.ly/1FJeNlo

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They “turn”, these old folk.

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Even the business reporter is unhinging. “If Turnbull can’t deliver the business confidence … the right wing he turned on will turn on him.”

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“Everything’s in meltdown here,” says Jones. Yes, I can imagine.

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I must say, listening to all these dismayed “Liberal voters” who don’t know who to vote for now is really quite funny.

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“I think it’s called politics for a reason,” says a caller. This is incisive stuff.

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Alan says that last night there was “no credit” given to Abbott’s achievements. Must’ve missed the first section of Turnnbull’s speech.

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Alan explains arithmetic to Peter.

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Peter suggests that Liberal party members all resign from that party and join the Nationals, leaving Turnbull alone on the Opposition bench.

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Pam says she’ll never support Turnbull/Bishop “and if the Nationals don’t vote to join the Liberals I’ll vote for them instead” HAHAHAHAHA.

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deptofaustralia Tony Abbott: Secret Leprechaun twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…

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“I wanted today to hear views like yours and let the democracy of talkback radio work.” Democracy.

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He’s not a humble bloke, this Alan Jones, is he.

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humphriesmark How is this not a public holiday?

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OK, it’s back to “the democracy of talkback radio” after this ad break. Where’s the gin?

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A properly-constituted party room vote is a “coup”, apparently. Funny world.

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2GB journalist says the Premier “took to social media”. That’s the compulsory phrase of the clichéd dim. You “take to” social media.

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“The democracy of talkback radio” again.

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I love* how these two arsehats think they can differentiate themselves from “the media”, who are the enemy.

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“What choice do Liberal voters now have?” Oddly enough, like anyone else they can number any of the boxes on the ballot paper.

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Bolt knows everything.

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ellinghausen A 1kg bag of brown onions left out the front of Parliament House pic.twitter.com/qoObBKgq1e

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Bolt spends two minutes saying that Turnbull loves to talk.

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murpharoo Don’t know what’s funnier, this Jones/Bolt fireside chat or my 16yo’s attempt to live fact check it.

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In the Bitteroldmanosphere, everything is always someone else’s fault. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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Bolt seems to be unfamiliar with the “I am not a crook” phenomenon in psycholinguistics.

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@humphriesmark @MikeCarlton01 This must be like what being a Flagellant felt like.

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“The democracy of talkback radio.”

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“When did choosing a retirement community become your family’s decision, not yours?” Stockland, empowering the ageing.

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What is wrong with us, @MikeCarlton01?

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MikeCarlton01 Jones said he’s “known Turnbull backwards.” Unfortunate phrase, really…

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Jones explains his own dad jokes. Gosh.

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Conspiracy theory about Turnbull knowing about the Vodafone “hack” (not a hack) when he appointed Morrow head of the NBN. Baroque stuff.

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Jones refers to Turnbull not by name but as “the man who may become PM”, because “he still has to do a deal with the Nationals.”

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“2GB weather thanks to Seconds World.”

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“I’ll talk to Andrew Bolt after the news,” says Jones. Christ, how do you people do this every day?

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Has the Rabbit made a concession speech yet?

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davpope *observes a minute’s silence, by the toaster* twitter.com/godlessnat/sta…

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davpope Yeah, slept like a baby. And you, Bill? pic.twitter.com/7VilF3n8IE

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I suggested Science Minister last night, but in the cold clear light of day Bernardi is the obvious choice there. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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davpope Good to see Parliament’s sign guy up early pic.twitter.com/xnWJEXVevV

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Tue plan, broadly speaking: All the things I was going to do on Monday before the headache derailed everything.

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samanthamaiden Alan Jones show is amazing and if you’re not listening you are all missing out 2gb.com/listen-live

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At least David Kilcullen is on now, so we might hear some sense.

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No, Fran, Ms Bishop is not “Deputy Prime Minister”. Not then. Not now.

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Tuesday. The air is filled with a swirl of rose petals and gold dust, so you barely notice the Probe. Tuesday.

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