Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 22nd, 2015

@mpesce Don’t even think that, let alone say it.

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umairh If we were sane our best minds would be looking for life in Enceladus’ planetary ocean instead of making people click ads in apps.

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I must read the explanations of that test properly.

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@mac_pmr @GreenJ I don’t quite understand what you’re trying to tell me, but then I’m very tired.

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Well, I’m more politically biased than @GreenJ, but still less biased than most. clearerthinking.org/#!the-politica… pic.twitter.com/HHTWafBHz8

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Lateline Tonight on we talk tech and ask: is Australia ready to be a global player? We’ll speak to Atlassian’s @scottfarkas + @Wyatt_MP

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If you missed it earlier, @Cassetteboy vs David Cameron, “Gettin’ Piggy With It” youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ9…

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@GreenJ And where is this Bias Test?

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I got 8 out of 9 on this AU vs UK PM quiz by @alex_c_lee buzzfeed.com/alexlee/well-m… “PM level: Bob Hawke! A true patriot”

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flyosity Apple trolls us all to show how the Friend list on Apple Watch works. Read the initials… support.apple.com/en-us/HT204833 pic.twitter.com/jWafDK0mkX

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JenStDen Peak San Francisco? Tech bus drivers forced to live in cars to make ends meet sfchronicle.com/business/artic…

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5at5 number 226: Cameron gettin’ piggy, Barbie gettin’ creepy, spotting a viral hoax, and two flying wonders. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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“Turnbull focuses on innovation amid warnings not to waste money”, reports @will_ock, with @chrisberg @umairh abc.net.au/worldtoday/con…

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“Building a rope bridge with flying machines” youtube.com/watch?v=CCDIuZ… More brilliant work from ETH Zurich. HT @leslienassar

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Here’s the full version. Cassetteboy vs David Cameron “Gettin’ Piggy With It” youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ9…

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dahowlett Which vector do you fall into? pic.twitter.com/yrK40swG1s

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Dave is gettin’ piggy with it. Lovely work, this. It’s by CassetteBoy. pic.twitter.com/uUCCc6hDIx

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samanthamaiden This is an awesome idea for Richard “Malcolm, you’re a c***t!” Dowdy @latikambourke twitter.com/feed_the_chook…

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You’re quite right, @tobin, how could I have been so ignorant and judgemental?

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tobin @stilgherrian overdosing is something people with drug problems have… these guys just have incidental issues arising from taking drugs.

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tobin @stilgherrian they didn’t overdose, they just had excessive drug intake in this particular instance resulting in emergency care.

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NSW Greens in NSW Greens Being Arsehats Shock. crikey.com.au/2015/09/22/nsw… [$]

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“Emotional words” eh? What arsehats. “More that the prescribed amount” is literally the exact meaning of “overdose”. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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Look, Shorten DOES beat Turnbull. In “intolerant”, “superficial”, “narrow-minded”, and especially “erratic”. Oh. essentialvision.com.au/leader-attribu…

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Look, @ladyhana @seamus @alexkidman @garystark, I think you’re all building far too big an edifice onto this small factoid.

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@alexkidman I don’t know that it’s offered here.

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The chap making my steak sandwich tells me that under-40s will have it with BBQ sauce, the over-40s with tomato sauce. A clear split.

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jendudley Spellcheck changes Nostradamus to Stradivarius. Bet he didn’t predict that.

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nswpolice Always leave a 3 second gap to the vehicle in front, longer in wet weather. Nobody injured in this collision. pic.twitter.com/HaVtWoYxWg

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@PacketNetworks @oliyoung In my case, it’s the latter rather than the former, but yeah I’m always amazed that some ancient code still runs.

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@will_ock We need to have words, Mr Ockenden. Loud, short, angry Anglo-Saxon words.

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SwiftOnSecurity People actually think I don’t like Linux.
No, it’s just that you can’t troll Windows users because they’re not in a cult.

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And of course this PHP code that I wrote “very quick” four days before Christmas in 2004 is utterly brilliant* and secure*.

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Editing a PHP file on a live website that I last edited on 20 December 2004. Comments say it’s “a very quick version of the display code”.

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@dobes The little guy in the hat may well be a “call for maintenance”?

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SwiftOnSecurity All unfollowers for the next hour are forgiven and will not be put on a list.

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MarkDiStef New Defence Minister Marise Payne spurns Abbott’s language, refers to “non-state actors”, no ref to “death cult” pic.twitter.com/q6pLRHHb88

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Email just received from a PR: “Your appalling traditions are always factored [in]… This event is upgraded to LUNCH.” Right, I see.

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@chrisjrn Good thinking. I’ve just added the dates into my calendar and try-to-get-funding list. I already have an idea, too.

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So Melbourne in mid-February then.

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SwiftOnSecurity Who wants to nominate me to be a Microsoft MVP.

Just imagine.
Taylor Swift. Grammy Winner. Microsoft Most Valuable Professional.

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These cows are sad because they’re wondering why pigs get all the fun. pic.twitter.com/u5zswdCChY

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With the word “disruption” being heard so much in Canberra this week, this is a timely tweet from @tony_surtees. twitter.com/tony_surtees/s…

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dobes This is hurting my brain pic.twitter.com/JFzlbUeot3

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dobes WOAH! pic.twitter.com/omYIYvdl5H

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jturner_ibrs Hey PR firms, I request you use these pics for your background profiles for visiting vendor execs. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Do Prime Ministers have nicknames for their penises?

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GreenJ ha! snap! twitter.com/missellabell/s…

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Tue plan: Sysadmin tasks; administrivia; analyse podcast production workflows; errands; various audio production tasks; @5at5daily.

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danudey @SwiftOnSecurity “These people have lost everything. Email, VPN, VoIP. For the last week, they’ve been tethering just to read tumblr.”

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SwiftOnSecurity You ever seen a VICE documentary?

That style, but InfoSec. They go into total disaster companies and interview people.

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“Donald Trump Held A Q&A Session On Twitter And It Went Just As Badly As You’d Expect” junkee.com/donald-trump-h…

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@vealmince I just listened back. (1) The Sennheiser e835 mic is better that the Zoom H1 for my voice. (2) WTAF was I thinking.

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@iain_chalmers I’m from South Australia originally, so I took the Snowtown Option.

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“Six Easy Ways to Tell If That Viral Story Is a Hoax” gizmodo.com/six-easy-ways-… [I’d say “help discover rather than “tell”, but a good list.]

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“Has Malcolm Turnbull changed his mind on the NBN?”, writes @bengrubb theage.com.au/digital-life/d…

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MarkDiStef Tony Abbott’s “pledge” exactly seven days ago. And today’s news. pic.twitter.com/xvBOunS9Pa

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The trick, folks, is to never take degrading or embarrassing selfies. pic.twitter.com/SMoRauMBAR

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“Ex-hedge funder buys rights to AIDS drug, hikes price from $13.50 to $750/pill”rawstory.com/2015/09/ex-hed… Also, classy. pic.twitter.com/h3foPmo8lz

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This line from @SabraLane highlights one key difference between Abbott and Turnbull. The Senate is not an enemy. pic.twitter.com/73oiWlUzlN

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Watching @abc730 now. Ian Macfarlane knows how to go with dignity. Certain others would do well to take note.

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@girlgerms I’m not “planning” to break something, but I have the sneaking suspicion that’s how it’ll turn out.

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@leighsales I haven’t actually watched the interview yet, but I figured that complaining first would be more efficient.

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This is fine work from @leighsales. That said, her outfit WAS gross and the ABC should bring back Brooke Vandenberg. twitter.com/leighsales/sta…

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leighsales To save time, please save this handy template for use in commentating future interviews! pic.twitter.com/GO5LvyFld2

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DeciderTV MolksTVTalk the podcast - @TheEmmys with @humphriesmark (S05E25 - ep142) - zpr.io/TRTk - pic.twitter.com/TQWY9TFmeZ

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workmanalice 🏄🏽🏄🏽🏄🏽🏄🏽🏄🏽🏄🏽 Abbott article that goes with this interview. soundcloud.com/daily-telegrap… pic.twitter.com/9UWuMKGJNL

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Sorry, PR People, but “<Some perfectly normal task> but on an Apple Watch” is not a news story. Deleted.

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I am having to turn off Jones, though, because I can’t cope with this barrage of logical fallacies and scaremongering before breakfast.

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I’m impressed with how 2GB can turn Jones’ chat with some random ex-cop into a “government has come under fire” news yarn in 10 mins.

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@MsLods @bengrubb Interesting thought. I’d have to think that one through when I’m a little more awake.

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“Turnbull’s challenge now will be to get everyone used to the new culture he hopes to develop — and that includes the media.”

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“Overall, Turnbull has assembled what promises to be a much-improved ministerial machine from the parts that came in the box.”

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Turnbull’s new Cabinet and the uphill battle to change Canberra’s ways” zdnet.com/article/turnbu…

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TheMediaTweets Tomorrow’s Mail has a story about Cameron ‘riding’ two hounds… or something. pic.twitter.com/ptzzPBRolz

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Tue plan, draft: Sysadmin tasks; administrivia; analyse podcast production efforts; errands; various audio production tasks; @5at5daily.

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“Now what else should I slice off Brandis?”, Turnbull ponders. Photo by @mearesy. pic.twitter.com/dXBeO1sWeK

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The first row of that spreadsheet is definitely a troll. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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That @bengrubb yarn highlights the importance of reading actual working documents, not just the PM’s speech, to understand the power plays.

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jeamland “… and as it says here in the Holy Book, I’m-a gonna git you little piggy.pic.twitter.com/foI1GFEDgnEDgn

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Turnbull has taken copyright and online piracy, and classification of computer games, books and films, off Brandis. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@expectproblems … Though I suppose I was also just after a routine procedure, and had all the documents I needed in front of me.

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@expectproblems That bit’s not fun, but as I say, the humans I’ve dealt with at US IRS have been friendly and organised…

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@jeamland I think that’s for the best, yes.

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“Malcolm Turnbull clips George Brandis’ online piracy wings”, writes @bengrubb smh.com.au/digital-life/d…

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@thegrugq @furrygirl I’m reminded of the Prostitutes Assoc of South Australia’s mid-1990s poster, “For the best sex, see a professional.”

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UK reporter Adam Gilchrist on Alan Jones’ program refers to “an act involving a dead pig”. So that’s the pre-0700 descriptor.

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@expectproblems My need for an EIN was first triggered by a US book company wanting to reprint some columns in a reader for high schools.

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@expectproblems That’s why I don’t want to answer. But, I found the US IRS very easy to deal with on the phone.

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The Blessing of the Fleet is at 1030 this Sunday at the Sydney Fish Markets. sydneyfishmarket.com.au/at-the-market/…

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Look here, Twitter, this is defamatory. This tweet by @kcarruthers is not “about” me. pic.twitter.com/J9TdENNiUL

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@expectproblems I can’t answer your question, but ta for the reminder that I have an EIN and need to set up Amazon / Apple / Google selling.

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@jeamland I’ve never even looked at Erlang. I choose not to open up any more rabbit holes this week.

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Reality has a left-wing bias.

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Writer to Jones suggests that the EU accepting refugees is a Saudi plot to “Islamicise” Europe. “That’s not racist, it’s just the truth.”

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“Why WhatsApp Only Needs 50 Engineers for Its 900M Users” wired.com/2015/09/whatsa… [TL;DR It’s Erlang and Attitude.]

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Tuesday. Just how poorly are you performing? And why do you imagine that you could ever do any better than this? They are angry. Tuesday.

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