Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 28th, 2015

Can anyone remember my ICQ number?

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Back at Lilyfield.

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Has t.A.T.u been delployed to the Ukraine yet

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@expectproblems I thought it about keeping little birds on the lawn.

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@drearyclocks No, but you ring a bell for every get retreat.

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Stale shredded vegetables, and poor forward twchniqurhttps://twitter.com/CosmicRami/statuses/648379495716536324

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Eating in a food court, like an animal instagram.com/p/8KfqigCFlU/

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Also, lunch at 1610 is rong.

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I seem to have ordered sea cunts for lunch. instagram.com/p/8Kea9WCFkN/

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@oberonsghost Pat him gently on the head and suggest he kill himself.

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I feel like oysters and vodka.

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@GreenJ @RNDrive Joy Baluch, late mayor of Port Augusta? Does being dead matter

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NickEvershed IS DAVID CAMERON A WEREWOLF

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@wobster If that’s nor the one @PhilRectangle remembers, it’s close enough for a government job. Thank you.

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@wobster Well this is where Sam’s friend, the narrator, would be wrong.

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@PhilRectangle I you know where that article lives, I would be grateful to your several minutes.

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Lorazepam is so named because it’s the drug you give to children before reading them Dr Seuss stories and taking them to The Van.

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I was watching a doco on Kyoto Fish Markets as the procedure was being done. “And now we sever the brain from the spinal cord.”

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boltcomments I would describe Chris Kenny as astute

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Interacting with the locals in a cheerful and carefree manner.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’ll find that either of the dentists in the Antler Zone are much more harmonious. Also, lollies.

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@ladyhana Sure. Apart from the bits that are just screaming and such

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@ladyhana My whole life is one constant flashback.

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@garthk You don’t need to buy them. You just take a minibus to the local RSL and “offer to drive them home”.!

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Mission accomplished. It was mostly just re-bonding the filling built last month, so a significantly cheaper procedure.

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I feel like listening to Enya, or possibly even Deep Forest.

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@SnarkyPlatypus They’re lovely people. It’s a lovely clinic. Everything is lovely.

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Excellent suggestion, @BernardKeane. I don’t have a driver’s license, so it’s the perfect time to learn. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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In the interests of Science, does anyone have any heavy machinery they’re not using this afternoon?

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Yeah. Both benzos and opiates. This is how to do Monday.

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SnarkyPlatypus Tones would be a passive starfish right.

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SnarkyPlatypus Imagine a Bolt-Sheridan-Abbott threesome. Or maybe not

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@R_Chirgwin These guys are a notch or two above that attitude, I think. Either that, or they’re just more convincing.

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@dobes @jpwarren Really? There must’ve been exclusions for known-temporary fixes and the like, though?

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@jpwarren Indeed. And sorry to hear. Yeah, this is a temp fix that can fit in today, then prioritise with other work in coming weeks/months.

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Asher_Wolf what could go wrong. twitter.com/kfcaustralia/s…

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@jpwarren “This is a temporary fix, and it may not even work,” we discussed. So I’d have to prove that the procedure wasn’t done properly.

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I tell you what, this pre-dental-work sedative works a treat with the painkillers for my shoulder.

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@0x1C Well, I am in Melbourne at least once next month, for AISA. Probably also for Breakpoint/Ruxcon, though I haven’t sorted that yet.

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@shrydar @0x1C That’s true enough. So what you’re saying is that the rent boys are optional?

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KateCreedon9 DULWICH HILL residents have been told not to return to homes. Emergency services concerned about possible sinkhole. pic.twitter.com/DtWvoaqG1I

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KateCreedon9 A dozen homes in DULWICH HILL are underwater after a water main burst on Old Canterbury Road. pic.twitter.com/NO4lxp9dBs

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@0x1C This was after hours, and some years ago, so no cameras.

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fanfiction_txt Disclaimer: Beavis & Butt-Head owned by Mike Judge and MTV. Atlas Shrugged written by Ayn Rand.

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@kpfaulkner No, but at this clinic they’re polite enough to close the door before rolling in their piles of cash and giggling.

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Also, how the hell did I manage to type a “j” into the word “off”? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Becoming at one with the world.

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@0x1C Have I told you the story of a media personality and a rent boy doing lines of coke ojf the Speaker’s chair in a state parliament?

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@0x1C True, but I mean cheeseburgers exist in other countries too.

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GordyPls pic.twitter.com/1k103eTsKi

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Oh @0x1C, how could you overlook televangelists getting blow jobs from rent boys in airport bathrooms? twitter.com/0x1C/status/64…

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The dentist doing the re-repair says we’ll do another temporary re-bond, and bond it to the adjacent tooth. But it won’t last.

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I ran into the dentist who did the work last month in the corridor. “Hi. What brings…? Oh.” Awkwardema

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At a pharmacy that specialises in old-people supplies. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Approaching the Antler Zone, again.

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SwiftOnSecurity I’m going to sleep.
Fight the patriarchy and the machines. ✊

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Entrammed, and I have been for a little while now.

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It seems to have leapt off the staircase in despair… instagram.com/p/8KD9nVCFte/

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@jasemurphy Good thinking. I think. At least I think I think that.

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ashadihopper Millennials of New York is brutally apt. facebook.com/millennialsofn… pic.twitter.com/CGbnceRX0b

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undeadmolly Worst superpower ever. pic.twitter.com/9jUOfdYMmZ

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Oh, this cyberpaper is from the Office of the Vice Chief of the ADF, not written by him personally. @leopinion twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, updated: Same as before, but the scriptwriting has been replaced with some cybering for @zdnetaustralia. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jonoabroad Well they still have the studio and cameras set up from when the Apollo program faked the Moon landings.

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One hour until the Lunar Eclipse starts, at 1107 AEST (0107 UTC). Not that we can see it in Australia, but whatever.

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lelak Why do people on television never use the space bar when typing?

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If you want to know why Australia is going downhill fast, just be aware that people in Canberra read what I write. Idiots.

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World is fukt.

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Good God, I was cited (a little) in a cybersecurity paper by the Vice Chief of the Australian Defence Force. defence.gov.au/ADC/Publicatio…

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AND WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT IF I AM. I MEAN IF HE IS. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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@derekbradley @DDsD @RNFutureTense BURN ALL THE THINGS SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING AND WATCH IT BURN.

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Surely all the old white men at @australian remember the Cold War and what “extreme left-wing” actually looks like? twitter.com/australian/sta…

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Cheering myself up by listening to @RNFutureTense’s “The danger of a future nuclear winter” abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@jkerrison I did see this tweet. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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ASPI_org Just published: A new strategy for a new leadership on combatting the drug ice, @johncoyne14 bit.ly/1h0Yf1R pic.twitter.com/gullWcpgVk

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@davpope Thanks. Right now I’m just glad there’s no physical pain, only pain to the wallet.

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Mon plan: Sausages (imminent); administrivia; SEKRIT discussions; 1300 dentist for 1400 ; @5at5daily; scriptwriting for podcast.

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sturdyAlex Barry has been banging his head on the desk for the last 30 minutes. Which is almost three quarters of an hour. pic.twitter.com/T8wiNpqNaR

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Ah, @davpope, I know this is one you prepared earlier, but this is exactly how I feel today. Thank you. twitter.com/davpope/status…

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mscott You can listen or download the first @mfullilove Boyer lecture here: ow.ly/SIY9E. ‘Present at the Destruction’

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Dear Everyone, no, I am not reading That Man’s column. Not even today. I have enough misery in my life without including that arsehat.

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rpy I call them… apppic.twitter.com/gF4EoSALKKKK

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And on that note, Wolfmother’s “Joker and the Thief” youtube.com/watch?v=3afXXs…

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jrhennessy Replace every instance of ‘Abbott’ in any conservative columnist’s sad column with ‘disgraced rock band Wolfmother’

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@nancycato1 “Well now we can all get some sleep.”

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@BXGD Just quietly, referring to my dentist as the tooth fairy would not be entirely inappropriate.

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@nancycato1 Yeah, of the various things that have been in my mouth of the weekend, this one I am sure is a tooth (and ceramics).

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@glengyron No, I’m with you. Atavan and a reclining chair for a while, with David Attenborough docos on the ceiling screen. Lovely.

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@glengyron Anxiety, yes, but not about the dental procedures. It’s about not controlling things in my mouth.

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@glengyron That’s why I’m arriving an hour early, but it’s actually Atavan.

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Shall I tweet a photograph of the piece that came out of my mouth?

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I don’t know, @mds @barrysaunders. Should pigs learn Morris Dancing? twitter.com/mds/status/648…

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Today will be another temporary fix, because cashflows. An expensive longer-term solution is to be planned.

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Just joining us? Last month’s emergency filling repair has failed. With most of a front tooth gone, I look like a failed boxer.

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Dental appointment made for 1400 AEST. Which means arriving at 1300 for what the nurse calls “the lolly”.

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Right. It’s a little after 0800. Time to phone the dental clinic and see when I can get an appointment.

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I should probably hashtag the dentistry tweets or something so people can filter them out.

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BernardKeane Seriously AFR, this is on your front web page. You need to invest in some subs again pic.twitter.com/xlcoFtcuP0

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@sgpulman I’m going to take that as a compliment.

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@garthk @kcarruthers I’d been planning to talk about all this for ages. The moralising of a $7 copayment being the price of a beer, etc.

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@sgpulman Older dentists have told me how the shift has affected how they market their services too.

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Wait. The United Nations removed Tony Abbott’s body hair? twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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Interestingly enough, @kcarruthers @garthk, this was one of the exact points I’d planned to make in the podcast. The “perpetual present”.

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“It’s not a lack of self-control that keeps people poor,” but the other way around. theconversation.com/its-not-a-lack… HT @kcarruthers @garthk

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@BenjiAlpha There’s a thing, yes. And oddly enough, I was going to talk about some of this in my next podcast.

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From June, “Metal Mouths: America’s obsession with perfecting its teeth” nymag.com/scienceofus/20…

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@sgpulman When did water-supply fluoridation happen in the UK? I grew up in a rural area, so didn’t have it.

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@AshGhebranious @mumbletwits More seriously, don’t insurance companies hedge their risk through another layer of organisations anyway?

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@AshGhebranious @mumbletwits It probably means that if you fall behind on your insurance payments they strangle you cat in front of you.

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@AshGhebranious @mumbletwits If I could afford pet insurance, I could probably afford the dentist.

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Mon plan, supplemental: I’ll work through that plan at a slow and steady pace, to avoid the need to set fire to everything.

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Mon plan, draft: Solve dental problem and cashflow for it; re-plan week around health stuff; comms to-do list; with luck, a podcast.

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Well I’m sure they all feel much better knowing that. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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But first I will have sausages. You can fix pretty much anything with a good sausage inside you.

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Oh well. I’ll have to organise something “cheap” immediately, because cashflows, and then come back to it. But yes, I am very stressed.

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Today is yet another day when I wonder why dentistry isn’t covered by Medicare. Everyone should have good health, except for their teeth?

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Today’s Really Annoying and Stressful Problems were outlined in the Weekly Wrap I posted yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Right. I’d better get started on on preparing myself to attempt to solve today’s Really Annoying and Stressful Problems. Where are my pants?

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fanfiction_txt Then Tails broke the silence,

“Sonic, would you be willing to talk to me about the FEMA camps?

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No, @neiltyson is a softcock. People talk about “Supermoon”, douse them in kerosene and make them dance. twitter.com/neiltyson/stat…

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Democracy has pretty much had its run anyway.

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Monday. The Day has arrived. BRASS RAVINE DELTA SIX THREE FIVE OPTION THREE. Fetch the kerosene. Monday.

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