Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 30th, 2015

Anyone who says they love computers is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

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That moment of joy* when your backup drive decides it’s time to become read-only, heralding a long day of data copying and re-copying ahead.

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@johnb78 @jrhennessy Ah yes, the same group that says there’s a secret US-AU UFO base under Burragorang Valley.

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Magnificent humour completely unappreciated.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “US-China agreement is cyberpeace for our time, in public anyway” zdnet.com/article/us-chi…

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OH: “What’s this one, the rice noodle soup with carrots?” “Well, it’s rice noodle soup, and with carrots.”

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@MsMountebank @LindyBurns @R_Chirgwin Whereas the Bitcoin enthusiasts want to rabbit on about the cool technology.

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@MsMountebank @LindyBurns @R_Chirgwin A conversational approach works ‘cos the questions that come up are much the same the audience has..

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@MsMountebank @LindyBurns Thanks very much. I think the topic lends itself to the more relaxed pace of an evening show.

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And the @774melbourne spot is done. It included tractors, and like an arsehat I forgot to start recording. Oh well.

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Oh, you can listen to me on @774melbourne at abc.net.au/melbourne or on ABC apps. Or on some thing called the wireless. Kinda now.

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And here we are in ABC Sydney TARDIS 1, ready to go live on @774melbourne very soon. instagram.com/p/8P-6uACFt-/

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@autocuebandit I was always told that we’re not meant to reveal that fact.

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I probably should’ve had lunch at some point, but hey, beers and pain killers are close enough, right?

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Brand extension gone mad. mscott must resign. instagram.com/p/8P9zCtCFsn/

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Like Martians would be so stupid as to invade Canberra, @BernardKeane. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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En route to ABC Ultimo, which I’ve always thought sounded like a supervillain’s lair under the polar ice caps.

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Me at @ZDNet: “US-China agreement is cyberpeace for our time, in public anyway” zdnet.com/article/us-chi…

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So there’s time for about six pints before then. Or two bottles of wine.

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I’m talking about Bitcoin and startup culture at 1930 tonight on ABC @774melbourne and across Victoria. abc.net.au/melbourne/

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And that @1057darwin spot is done. I’ll post a recording late this evening.

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About to go live on ABC @1057darwin etc to talk Facebook hoaxes and scams. cbsnews.com/news/dont-fall… Listen at abc.net.au/darwin

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Anyway, I’ll be seeing a doctor tomorrow afternoon to discuss those images, along with my lawyer, my agent, and government representatives.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes. And it’s not that dodgy, at least compared… never mind.

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I’ll be talking Facebook hoaxes on ABC @1057darwin at 1620 ACST / 1650 AEST. abc.net.au/darwin

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Towelling myself off.

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Note, @SnarkyPlatypus, the probe was warm, so I don’t know where you get this done.

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A man rubbed my body with lubricant from behind before pushing his probe with some firmness.

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Overhearing someone on the phone being told that they need to arrive tomorrow with a full bladder, and how to reliability achieve that.

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Overhearing someone on the phone being told that they need to arrive tomorrow with

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JoshButler finance page on news.com.au right now - WHAT DOES IT MEAN (h/t @ABCmediawatch) news.com.au/finance/market… pic.twitter.com/HUp9Nm5d7B

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I have been contorted into unusual and somewhat painful positions while an older woman took photographs. Stage one ends.

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@girlie_swot @dananimal Who can say? That said, I am starting to feel sleepy.

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The acting is fabulous∗.

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This isn’t exactly The Prisoner, is it.

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They’ve got Midsomer Murders playing in the waiting room, for reasons which are as yet unclear.

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@0x1C I had to look that one up. I’m fairly sure it’s not part of the service at this establishment.

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@jplonie @smperris I’m not going all the way to Bondi. Have you seen those people?

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@smperris Yeah look, I know that calling things a “medical procedure” makes them easier to show on TV…

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Wait. I’m getting ultrasound done. That means getting covered in lubricant.

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Watching Darwinian natural selection in action, tram ticket-buying edition.

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@PointZeroOne This is actually the least pan I’ve been in all day.

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PJVogt Here are the tricks for killing a lone mosquito.

1. Kill it with a snapped towel.
2. It’s usually hiding on the ceiling.
3. Never sleep.

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OK, time to get mobile and head over to Darlinghurst for ultrasound and X-rays.

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@richardaedy @gregorstronach @RNmediareport Thanks, yes, that was the guts of it. I guess people will have to listen tomorrow for the rest.

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They’re all fuckin’ special, mate.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains peas. Cyber peas.

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karinakeisler Good night 0-18.5 hours. Super exciting! @sslmda @Arianespace @NBN_Australia pic.twitter.com/l0Aj1ZMiXJ

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My God! @joshgnosis is right! This Australian government video explainer “Protecting Australia” is a must-watch. youtube.com/watch?v=DW3NrD…

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So how DOES Michaelia Cash’s arsehole move? twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Shut up now, I’m writing.

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“There Needs To Be A Restaurant For People Who Just Want To Pet The Spinning Meat” clickhole.com/r/3156tsd pic.twitter.com/qyjqXG0nC8

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@jonoabroad If you have enough cocaine then the tank will just work.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’re running a little early there. Imagery at 1500 today, diagnosis at 1500 tomorrow.

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Wed plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia; yellow bin tasks; 1500 ultrasound/X-rays; @5at5daily; client server shutdown; 1930 ABC Ultimo; wine.

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Right, now that I’ve eaten, I can apply the pain management techniques, and shortly after that start writing.

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Imagine the weight loading limit on the hetero version! twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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@BXGD @spreaker If you are suggesting that we slice the super-achievers, and clearly that is what you are suggesting, then I am all for it.

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Engaging in yet another SEKRIT conspiracy.

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I would like to buy the machine for which this is the control panel, @leslienassar. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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What is wrong with you people today?

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Look you can’t use “ukulele” and “orchestra” in the same sentence, @GuardianAus. “Delusion” perhaps, or “infection”. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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thetowncrier .@SenatorCash: “The policies remain the same until they change.” Right then.

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Why would you assume such a thing, @jeamland? Why? twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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Something needs to be done about all this.

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Look, @bernietb, I’d say that @spreaker already has enough to deal with. Better ship the poor possums a sedative. twitter.com/bernietb/statu…

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No, you arsehats at @intlpodcastday, stop writing the date backwards. You are better than this. twitter.com/intlpodcastday…

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But @spreaker, based in San Francisco according to their website, seems to be even more confused about time. (3/3) pic.twitter.com/xBepXAgCJ7

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I only found out about this via an email from @spreaker that was confused about time. I have explained things. (2/3) pic.twitter.com/QYB6T7Ayob

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Apparently 30 Sept is International Podcast Day™, so your little hearts out, podcasters! internationalpodcastday.com (1/3)

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@PerfectOrdered I was trying to think of a word more offensive than “guzzle”, but it’s too early.

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@PerfectOrdered It’s not with him per se, but with the slack-jawed yokels of the fan club who guzzle his every word uncritically.

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Last night I tweeted this, and you know what? It’s true. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Today we are all remarkable women. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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That man is on Twitter now, I see.

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harrymccracken A Google self-detecting car once encountered a person in a wheelchair chasing a turkey. It knew it didn’t know what the heck was going on.

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codelancer “FBI - Russian Developer of the Notorious Citadel Malware Sentenced to Prison” fbi.gov/atlanta/press-…

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THAT JUST SHOWS HOW SPECIAL A WOMAN I AM, @SnarkyPlatypus! twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Yes. I have earned this, dammit. I deserve this. I AM READY TO TAKE MY PLACE. pic.twitter.com/xWJQJZNxpQ

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hradzka You’re in a parking lot. Your car is here. The road is west. A bar is south. A park is north.

You have a raccoon. pic.twitter.com/JIqTaCKYxo

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Set fire to everything, @rachelking. Lock them all in, and set everything on fire. twitter.com/rachelking/sta…

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@andrewr_au @Epigrammist @jodiem @Craig_Harvey I have been careless in my wording. 3RAR was not the only playground for my mate.

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Wed plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; yellow bin; 1500 ultrasound/X-rays; @5at5daily; client server shutdown; 1930 ABC Ultimo; wine.

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Wednesday. Did you see the yellow line? You should have seen the yellow line. Next time, pay attention to the yellow line, OK? Wednesday.

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