Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

November 4th, 2015

@SnarkyPlatypus I suppose I could just play half an hour of lyrebird noises to troll people.

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“The 9pm Live Animal Experiments 1”: T minus 24 hours and counting. stilgherrian.com/edict/live1/

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@SnarkyPlatypus I couldn’t do a lyrebird. Lyrebirds are difficult.

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Does “doing the animal thing” sound wrong?

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Oh, I’m doing the animal thing tomorrow night, but I think there’s an automated tweet for that in a few minutes. stilgherrian.com/edict/live1/

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leachitup 7-Eleven posts meme on Facebook with caption “When payday doesn’t come…” You can’t make this stuff up! pic.twitter.com/UxOglRLR1u

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What else do I need to plug?

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Re-plug: “Corrupted Nerds” has returned., The first episode of this new series is about Ruxcon and dogs. corruptednerds.com/pod/c00013/

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@purserj @zerogeewhiz Well, yes, but they can’t have blocked everyone, can they? Did they block you, @dannolan?

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Is the NSW police union still off having a big sook?

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johnb78 Putin Riding on a Bear Action Figure MeeToy amazon.com/dp/B00X61MVE8/…

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I have a number of questions now. twitter.com/edhusicMP/stat…

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“Cup strapper”? Is that a cricket thing? twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@AussiemacJ THE WORMS ARE ALL MINE, I TELL YOU.

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@R_Chirgwin @drspacejunk I’ve always had a good visual memory. Except this morning, when I completely failed to recognise @annabelcrabb.

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KJBar I see the chef checking out Pyne’s dumplings

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workmanalice Never Forget. pic.twitter.com/LUYaZnrbB1

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@R_Chirgwin @drspacejunk Let me get this right. Your question is: “How do you remember things?” Is that it?

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@drspacejunk You’ll have to ask him whether he looked through the window of The Duke in Enmore in the first week of March 2008.

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jonnatolonen Italians do it better. @BadAlbumCovers Graphic designer gone mad with the blurred-effect on the top, too. pic.twitter.com/u7L9RvYjDJ

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@rpy It must be some thing about dumping food dye. An EU regulation, or a Chinese toxic waste directive.

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@purserj Mind you, a few of these services have an API, and a few use RSS, so it shouldn’t be too hard to script up something.

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@ChrissieM Yeah, look, I don’t think we need to move past the worms, really.

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@yinettesys They’re sour! And they’re gummy!

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justinpickard Good morning. Here (via @rogre) is a video of a quadcopter being attacked by a swarm of bees: youtube.com/watch?v=W4QSe9…

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I have a craving for sour gummy worms. pic.twitter.com/QQudYGPFr2

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jonkudelka You realise Twitter is getting all those tiny little hearts from abandoned kittens right?

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@purserj I had not. Interesting, though I’m starting to get sick of all the uploading and packaging. I need to simplify my media workflows.

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No. Stop. Stop it, Frank. It’s not too late to stop. twitter.com/frankarr/statu…

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Also, “Hobbies: eating dumplings…”? There’s a catch, ladiesoo

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This is really quite horrifying. sbs.com.au/popasia/if-you…

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@margotdate He’s not my cup of tea, but I do know he’s well-regarded.

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@R_Chirgwin It was, so I’ll pop out there shortly. I have to fuel it up anyway. I daresay we’ll need a brief dino-burn before bedtime.

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@R_Chirgwin I wonder when the generator ran out. It’s clearly been soggy all day.

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@paulkidd That village must have a witch or something.

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@cambuntu I do enjoy your images, btw, it makes me envious of your “office” up there.

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fanfiction_txt “you fucking white asshole” said the other sjw and i laughed “bring it on if you want to die fool” and i cast a spell “argon ignus magus”

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They just don’t bother hiding the chemtrail missions any more. twitter.com/cambuntu/statu…

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“The 9pm Live Animal Experiments 1”: T minus 27 hours and counting. stilgherrian.com/edict/live1/

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I did rather like this image from @paulkidd earlier. pic.twitter.com/beUUb0XPsh

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Or so I’m told.

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Wasn’t me. On an unrelated note, the Carl Gustav 84mm Grg m/48 is remarkably easy to use. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gust… twitter.com/adambrereton/s…

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Crossing the Great Western Highway instagram.com/p/9pxKP1iFt7/

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I like the password for the, er, Nautical Policy Meeting, @EnexTestLab. Very nautical.

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Some of us shower every day, y’know. twitter.com/KeithConlon/st…

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I listened to this podcast, and it is both not too boring and not too crap, so you should listen too. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@Spoonyman Please, Dear God, don’t suggest it.

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@michaelneale @crikey_news Yeah, it’s the City Circle. V-Set InterCity trains don’t run through it; they terminate at Central.

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@awelder @GreenJ @dailytelegraph Yes, the bat flies away if you scare it. Be gentle.

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@murpharoo @ChipRolley @twitter If there was a hate button, I would be pressing it now.

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@leslienassar Oh I don’t have the energy for all that.

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@murpharoo @ChipRolley @twitter A button for every emotion. Provided the taxonomy of emotions has been approved. This is our world.

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BlogsofWar Get used to it. twitter.com/rrisc/status/6…

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@leslienassar Seek professional help. Or edit your /etc/hosts.

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huntymoon masculinity is truly so fragile pic.twitter.com/TxzQ3b0iZ3

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Do what I did, and add the following line to /etc/hosts:

0.0.0.0 vine.co twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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@prgaaa We didn’t get as far as names. We just started swearing at each other in Thai.

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@hi1z @ericscheid Cool. It’s hard to tell when people are across this stuff and when not, so thought it better to say something. :)

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@einspruch I don’t think that was the gig.

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@ChipRolley I ranted about this on Twitter many hours ago, and then in response to @murpharoo.

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The staff at this establishment which is definitely not a pub at all of any description know me too well.

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@hi1z @ericscheid Like, there are protocols about working with minors.

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@hi1z @ericscheid Most Year 7/8 students shouldn’t be on Twitter ‘cos under 13, and I don’t think it’s OK to approach kids this way.

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StartupLJackson Every time you say unicorn, I picture you playing with My Little Pony toys.

Carry on.

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@BrigadierSlog @PoliceAssocNSW There is nothing threatening about my softcock. Wait. Let me rephrase that.

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@scott_thewspot I have nothing against Christmas. On 25 December.

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Pink BMW with Police Ass Registration Plate Dot JPEG.

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I have negotiated permission to unplug the Christmas lights so I could plug in my computer.

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JohnBirmingham I have no more mountains to climb twitter.com/OptimusSpime/s…

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There’s a couple of young guys at a nearby table drinking Corona, and they winced as they pushed the limes in.

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will_ock Public service announcement. Unlike everyone else, I am not blocked by a certain police association so happy to RT their tweets if needed

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Oh it gets even better. This, and listening to Ray Hadley. I detect a pattern here. Should I laugh or cry, though? twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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I suppose so. Yes. Actually, yes, definitely. twitter.com/aloria/status/…

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Depends what it says in your lease. twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus To be clear, @PoliceAssocNSW, not @nswpolice. I’ve no complaint with the latter.

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I wonder if @PoliceAssocNSW knows that blocking just stops them seeing what we say, like Peril-Sensitve Sunglasses. hhgproject.org/entries/perils…

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The big brave management of @PoliceAssocNSW respond to their critics. What softcocks. pic.twitter.com/YOuwlyoJ3I

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Goodness me, is it Nautical Policy Meeting time already?

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@bartekmarnane @craigthomler @AusRob Ah, the ol’ equate innovation with “startups” trope.

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@bartekmarnane @craigthomler @AusRob Or, think through political philosophy first, discuss and develop policy, and then let the horse out.

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The 2016 federal election. Der. twitter.com/craigthomler/s…

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@NewtonMark @PoliceAssocNSW Still, never let facts get in the way of a big sooky butthurt, eh?

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It’d like a Conrovian Twitter, @dobes. We could send each other Dalek’d Messages. twitter.com/dobes/status/6…

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BlogsofWar Let’s be honest. All we really want is a “You’re a terrible person” button.

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@NewtonMark I’ve no idea what this football teacup-storm is about, but this is how @PoliceAssocNSW wants to present itself? Hilarious.

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@NewtonMark @PoliceAssocNSW Also, “police officers are themselves under the most serious threat levels in our history”? Really?

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Barman 1: [Sings T-pop.]
B2: He was in The Voice Thailand.
Me: So out of the competition early, then?
B1: [Something loud about elephants.]

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I understand they do a good parmy on Wednesdays. twitter.com/TatteredRemnan…

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Meh. Either way, it makes @PoliceAssocNSW sound less like a professional organisation, more a nutjob from Arkansas. twitter.com/BundyB/status/…

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Still, I don’t suppose we should be THAT concerned when a bunch of men and women with guns calls for the abolition of the Senate, right?

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Is @PoliceAssocNSW a parody account? Or do they just need a refresher in how our parliamentary democracy works? twitter.com/PoliceAssocNSW…

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Nationalise Twitter? Excellent idea. It’ll mean giving another boatload of money to Saudi royalty. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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SwiftOnSecurity Vote Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift understands how you feel.

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@timdunlop @tim_dunlop I think I’ve got it now. I’m glad everyone’s pidgin in to get it right.

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Pidgin’s @timdunlop is @timdunlop and not @tim_dunlop. Clear? Good. I hope everyone’s hyphen a lovely time. twitter.com/therevmountain… (2/2)

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So it turns out that Rove’s EP is @tim_dunlop and not @timdunlop, but… (1/2pic.twitter.com/olKCgOPgCgCg

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@timdunlop Sigh. So in fact @tim_dunlop is both of those stories, and I am an arsehat?

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I don’t think he realises yet… instagram.com/p/9pQHlfCFls/

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@riskybusiness Good. The world needs to be educated. And destroyed, obviously. But educated first. Then destroyed.

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@expectproblems Oh cool, because inferior versions is my speciality.

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What’s a “podcast”?

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@purserj I didn’t really pay attention. You can hear it on my Alpha 002 test, though.

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Know your place, proles. Food for Senators only. twitter.com/michaelamarea/…

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“The 9pm Live Animal Experiments 1”: T minus 33 hours and counting. stilgherrian.com/edict/live1/

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@darkhorse166 Next time them. I’m starting to notice my lack of sleep, so it’s quick pho then the train, I think.

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@darkhorse166 Indeed, though I understand there are laksa options near there?

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@darkhorse166 Well, slightly longer, because I’m dawdling on the Goods Line.

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@darkhorse166 I tend to just go to Pho Pasteur, mostly because it’s handy to everywhere I usually go. But I’ll be there in three minutes.

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I seem to have done everything in today’s plan except lunch. So, pho is next. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@willozap Final Solutions are the best solutions.

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@RitaElDaghl @urbancreature But isn’t this a pictorial representation of (part of) the human body?

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@leslienassar Except that’s exactly what I’ve used it for. [Shrugs.]

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@willozap All that requires is the list of everything you’ve ever bought to be made public.

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MattHancockMP There’s no such thing as Government data, just citizens’ data: my speech on data-driven govt gov.uk/government/spe… pic.twitter.com/J0pG0iIwfV

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SwiftOnSecurity Linux is proof that you can make anything as long as you have enough communists.

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BlogsofWar You have one job here - hearting Kardashian tweets. Please stop slacking. twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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“Former reviewer of anti-terror laws co-owns firm with ex-MI6 chief”, so there’s that. theguardian.com/world/2015/nov…

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@rohmac There was no whisky. The whisky was a lie.

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SwiftOnSecurity I remember when I had to explain to people what manually putting “RT” in a tweet meant. Then they added a button. twitter.com/mathewi/status…

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Should anyone wish to know my views on Twitter hearts versus stars, you’ll need to scroll back about six hours.

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@JakeTheX I think you’ll find that @CUhlmann is in Canberra.

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I just saw @mscott, but he didn’t see me. Whew. We all know what happened last time.

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@indiwood Hah! That’s excellent. Mind you, the ABC’s use of TARDIS is often confusing like that.

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I’ll take that as a “No”.

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So that’s @RNDownload done. Before I go, does anyone else at the ABC need me?

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So @Sydski tells @marcfennell that he needs to be in a padded room. This @RNDownload recording will end well.

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A quick shot of @marcfennell in his most common posture. instagram.com/p/9pAet5CFvK/

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Making way for @annabelcrabb, who doesn’t like Twitter’s new hearts either.

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So Dr Karl gets TARDIS 1, and I get TARDIS 3. See how this works?

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Waving to Dr Karl.

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@dobes You do? Really? Take one look at him! @drearyclocks is the very embodiment of sparkle animation!

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This is the kind of respect I get. And you wonder why buildings just happen to catch fire.

No, wait. twitter.com/TheDanBarrett/…

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Dear PR People, do please stop sending us emails like this. Once we’ve written the story, we’re onto the next thing. twitter.com/reillystyley/s…

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@juhasaarinen @marcfennell @RNDownload I suspect not, and that it a very great shame.

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I must say, it really is quite comfortable working in at the ABC today. Like an old shoe.

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Now, to prepare for my 1000 recording with that @marcfennell muppet and his @RNDownload program.

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@darrenpauli Let me know how you go. And say hello to your dogs for me.

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Recording session 1 of 2 done for the day. That’s another great interview for my @RNFutureTense cyberdoco.

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“The 9pm Live Animal Experiments 1”: T minus 36 hours and counting. stilgherrian.com/edict/live1/

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Set up and ready to work in ABC Sydney TARDIS 3. instagram.com/p/9o2wwBiFhg/

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djackmanson My God. It’s full of hearts.

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@murpharoo @glengyron 💖⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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@SnarkyPlatypus Join the Marching Boys, you’ll be right. And buy some decent hair product.

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Oh wait. I’m possibly OK with this now. twitter.com/MrCsandDs/stat…

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@glengyron @murpharoo I believe that’s what artillery spotters call a “bracket”.

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kissane *goes back to looking at animals* pic.twitter.com/Rhnnx8PMJM

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@murpharoo @glengyron Anyway, scroll back three hours for my considered* and mentally balanced* thoughts on this.

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@glengyron @murpharoo More to the point, a star was an emotionally-neutral marker, whatever the user wanted. A heart is far from neutral.

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owillis twitter: we wanna be facebook
users: we have facebook already, be twitter
wall st: be facebook. or else.
twitter: HERE’S SOME HEARTS.

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@murpharoo Hardly. It’s like forcing people to, say, write ASIO as “Asio”. A naked, despotic grab for power.

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@druey No, I just grew up on Gerry Anderson’s version of the future.

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Oh I do at least six things to damage my personal brand, Frank. And that’s just before breakfast. twitter.com/frankarr/statu…

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@druey I’m kinda hoping it’s be a chalk-white and day-glo orange kind of future. In lycra.

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YES, TWITTER, WHY DIDN’T YOUR HIGHLY-PAID MUPPET CHILDREN THINK OF THIS? twitter.com/irisherself/st…

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@lewellyn To judge from his suit and choice of hair product, he also makes a metric shit-tonne of money.

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“Airbnb, Proposition F And The Shared Hypocrisy Of Bay Area Housing”, by @kimmaicutler techcrunch.com/2015/11/03/pro…

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Dateline 2065. A passenger on the Rooty Hill Hyperloop blinks, and the Ruby on Rails manual fades from his cornea. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@irisherself @dikkii That’s OK, I really don’t demand you constant attention. Though of course I will be judging you.

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@lewellyn I didn’t see, it was just a quick flash of an image on his iPad before he put it away. And now he’s alighted from the train.

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These hands belong to a man taking a rest after reading the ANSI COBOL reference manual. instagram.com/p/9osOrziFgA/

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There is a power in the west..instagram.com/p/9orGPsCFt6/pE

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This is exactly what needs to happen. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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Prof Green has finally chosen a title for his cable TV home shopping channel. Retirement from academia is sorted! twitter.com/matthew_d_gree…

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GonzoHacker I’ve heard @jack can’t understand why so many of his employees work at some startup called Sleep for their overnight job

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fs111 @GonzoHacker to pay SF rent

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GonzoHacker Twitter has considered adopting a 35 hour work week to give employees more time for a second job

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Ah, Earthlings, you really do have this all figured out, eh? twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@JohnBirmingham @SnarkyPlatypus Well that’s the Gold in the bag for you then.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, all V-Set rolling stock has now been purpleised, I’m told. Or “Bush Plum”, as officially. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSW_Train…

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Oh. I forgot to say “”. So, um..in

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JohnBirmingham If I had a star in my chest I would literally die, Twitter. And we’d all die in 8 minutes if you replaced the sun with a heart!

Gah!

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JohnBirmingham But stars and hearts ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS!

Gah!

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@JohnBirmingham I have expressed my opinion of this in a series of calm* and friendly* tweets earlier this morning.

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“Why Avast won’t show source code to the government, but others do”, writes @zackwhittaker zdnet.com/article/avast-…

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GonzoHacker If you catch @jack on the way out the door, when he’s late for a meeting at Square, you can get him to sign off on anything

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GonzoHacker Part of the severance package at Twitter was to get whatever half-ass 20% project you were nursing through QA by the end of the sprint 💓

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@LeftyMatt That’s a disturbing image. But… Bzzzt! Three strikes and you’re out. Have you considered looking at my profile? Big clue there.

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RobPreeceOnline This poll on the Telegraph website is one of the more bizarre I’ve seen. pic.twitter.com/tkQVC0NlXE

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thegrugq Bitcoin has broken the 4g Charlie barrier! A major psychological barrier for coke heads/crypto currency enthusiasts twitter.com/bitcoinprice/s…

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@LeftyMatt Nope. You’re missing a really, really obvious clue. (Also I had no idea that Hazelwood was particularly gay.)

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Wed plan: 0606 train to Sydney (now); ABC Ultimo for 0845 @RNFutureTense, 1000 @RNDownload; errands; lunch (who? were?); 1518 return train.

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“The 9pm Live Animal Experiments 1”: T minus 39 hours and counting. stilgherrian.com/edict/live1/

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The stationmaster returns to his office, and turns up the Warren Zevon just that little bit louder. Laissez-Moi Tranquille.

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“20 years service and this is what they give me.” He shows a laminated certificate to the two of us in the waiting room. “Not even a drink.”

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The stationmaster points to the sticker on his ticket-selling window. Laissez-Moi Tranquille. “It means ‘Leave me alone”. Or ‘Piss off’.”

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Now blasting out of the stationmaster’s office at high volume: Warren Zevon’s “Laissez-Moi Tranquille” youtube.com/watch?v=6-rAdT…

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Waiting for the 0606 to Sydney. instagram.com/p/9oiCo4iFtp/

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@kjmci Do you want me to fetch the broom handle again? Because I will if I have to to.

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Given that @TwitterAU didn’t respond re letting Nazi spam run for more than eight hours recently, I don’t imagine they will today either.

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SoVeryBritish Alternative symbols to Twitter Hearts:
1. A stiff handshake
2. The word “fine”
3. A pint
4. A nice biscuit
5. “6/10”

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Re-read that Twitter blog post, then imagine having to sit next to that person on a 15-hour trans-Pacific flight. blog.twitter.com/2015/hearts-on…

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“Love” as defined by a bunch of overpaid emotionally-retarded Kool-AId-addled libertarian software engineers — sorry, “coders” — in SOMA.

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At least it’s about to hit 0500 in my time zone of “all time zones”, Twitter, so I can open the damn whisky. Heart that tweet, cunts.

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Shut up, Content Farm Droid, you will express the emotions we allow, and no others. Perform for everyone. Perform! Make plusgood content!

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“Oh, here’s a detailed report of that airliner shoot-down. 278 people killed? I’ll just mark that with a heart.”

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“And in our tests, we found that people loved it”? Really? What was their demographic and culture breakdown? blog.twitter.com/2015/hearts-on…

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Why the fuck do you even feel the need to get involved in people’s emotions, Twitter? Just shunt the packets, and then fuck off out of it.

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“The heart is more expressive, enabling you to convey a range of emotions and easily connect with people.” Yes, like despair. Anger.

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“The heart, in contrast, is a universal symbol that resonates across languages, cultures, and time zones.” Time zones?

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In which Twitter imagines there’s some universal semiotic standard. You will conform. Doubleplusgood. blog.twitter.com/2015/hearts-on… Arsehats.

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I know, @TweetDeck, and it’s stupid. I’m just marking things to read later. Assumptions about my emotions are dumb. twitter.com/TweetDeck/stat…

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Yes, Google, I definitely* want you to reply to my email for me. twitter.com/chadrem/status…

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Wed plan, draft: 0606 train to Sydney; ABC Ultimo for 0845 @RNFutureTense, 1000 @RNDownload; errands; lunch (who? were?); 1518 return train.

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This is going to be so excellent.

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Will a picture help? President Trump. Yes, say it. Say it! President Trump. Good. And again. President. Trump. pic.twitter.com/CPjlhE5ONI

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Wednesday. President Trump. Go on, you might as well start practising it now. President Trump. Say it with me. President Trump. Wednesday.

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