Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 2nd, 2016

OAICgov Our report into the Ashley Madison breach is now available in French. Because everything’s better in French bit.ly/2bIOE0E

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@nnwakelam I tell you what, some benzos would help stop the muscle spasms and the massive pain they cause.

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@SueFerg12827101 But that does mean I know the characters and their motivations in some detail. And have the scripts here too, of course.

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@SueFerg12827101 “Technology Consultant”, so part of the scripting process but advising rather than writing. pic.twitter.com/kGom8V1eZf

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Supplementing my diet of opiates, anti-inflammatoies, and other meds, with pasta. Because man does not live by drugs alone. Also, nausea.

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@SueFerg12827101 Yeah, as soon as I heard Sigrid Thornton was playing Lara Dixon, I was grinning. She’ll have fun with that character.

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@swearyanthony As always, it’s extracting profits from the emerging middle class, rather than helping those in greatest need. Sigh.

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@swearyanthony Also, while Western entrepreneurs want internets (if you have a hammer), clean water and electricity are the real priorities.

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Hurrah! I’m in tomorrow’s Severe Weather Warning zone. “Vigorous westerly winds”! twitter.com/973ABCIllawarr…

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Actually I’d missed this. Zuckerberg’s Taxonomy of Africans. twitter.com/sluthy/status/…

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This tweet is why Twitter should be banned. Or possibly made compulsory. Or both. twitter.com/BundyB/status/…

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You just know one of these guys is going to be found hanging from a doorframe by his belt. “Death by misadventure.” twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@BundyB You seem to know rather a lot about this.

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This is also the MP who — twice? three times?— screeched “Islamic Fundamentalism” during incidents which weren’ttwitter.com/mathaiaus/stat…FB

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mathaiaus A sitting MP retweets a user called Mohammed WazzaPaedo. Seriously. pic.twitter.com/ISx6xqdYZh

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@Rottoturbine You could have a good spin and blow him into space.

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@BundyB I’m tempted to try making some on the weekend.

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Wait until we tell them the correct term is Nutella Scallops (Nutellamuscheln). twitter.com/GammaCounter/s…

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GreenJ Bronwyn Bishop thinks @samdastyari should resign. pic.twitter.com/51ayBRJPHT

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@snurb_dot_info I thought his gift to the Pope of a model of his own Aquila drone was gloriously tasteless.

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joshgnosis Dutton made it back to parliament just in time, after turning back from the airport when it was safe to do so. crikey.com.au/2016/09/02/how…

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bitsofpluto A bit of Pluto pic.twitter.com/9nNMuzVtvu

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@snurb_dot_info Mind you, I tend to hyper-parse Zuckermanbaby’s comments for indications of empathy, and usually come up short.

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@snurb_dot_info No sympathy for SpaceX’s difficult task. No “bold moves mean risks but we carry on”. It’s “You failed, we’ll do it our way.”

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@JohnDobbin @MikeIsaac Well I did so there nyer nyer nyer.

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Wow a pathetically childish dummy-spit. Mark Zuckermanbaby. twitter.com/MikeIsaac/stat…

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Well this would be truly terrible. HT @ChipRolley. twitter.com/HawthorneLAT/s…

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@provoke @munin @rabihalameddine I have some cake too, if you want some?

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@provoke @munin @rabihalameddine Would you like a biscuit? A nice chocolate biscuit? Or shall I just stroke your neck gently?

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@provoke @munin @rabihalameddine This is what you do, is it? I mean, this is as good as it gets? No stars.

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@darrenpauli That wasn’t the word I was thinking of, but I’ll certainly pay it. Five points.

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Oh isn’t it just so sweet that Juha thinks this. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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Mind you, you’d thing that after more than two centuries the Land of the Free would stop going on and on and fucking on about race.

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I think it’s pretty clear where The Wall should go, right boys and girls? twitter.com/rabihalameddin…

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rabihalameddine Percentage of Latino residents in green, old Mexican border in red. pic.twitter.com/0wIuJyKkca

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@andrewdotnich I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.

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Blokes in high heels walking the streets to make money. There used to be a word for that. twitter.com/ParisMartin_9/…

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I’m hoping Tim Minchin has some reserve special powers over every sub-10yo Matilda, and when he plays The Chords they’ll march into the sea.

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ClickHole Political Crisis: Antonin Scalia’s Vacant Supreme Court Seat Has Become A Hookup Spot For Local Teens clckhl.co/6An9lXt

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In which @marshontap points to some rather fine tunes. Caveat: I’m only 12 minutes in. But it does say “Detroit”. twitter.com/marshontap/sta…

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ItsBouquet The Coalition Clusterfuck Bird pic.twitter.com/tKWrrWaVdz

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@SueFerg12827101 There’s a lot more outsourced cybersecurity and such work than most people realise. Government pay scales can’t keep up.

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@SueFerg12827101 I know series 2 starts with Jesse in more control, Ned less, so that’s being established. No comment on where that goes.

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@mahootna2 @SueFerg12827101 Yeah, just as with series 1, the production is gorgeous. The behind-the-scenes videos explain a lot of that.

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Oh. Dinosaurs are required.

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@SueFerg12827101 Oh cool. I’m passing on these comments to the creator and the production team. My role was quite small.

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I have to keep reminding myself that Hacker News isn’t a parody site.

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Some great advice from my teammate here. twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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One positive attribute of Australia’s new Senate is that it proves there actually are things more useless than the Attorney-General.

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@readfearn @pseudomorph @marcuskelson Well, I suppose I could set up an @OpenAustralia feed and share the burden. Or something.

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Some excellent risk-based cybersecurity decision-making being displayed by @SwiftOnSecurity right now. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@pseudomorph @marcuskelson Look if @readfearn is already on the case then we don’t need to send anyone else down that collapsing mineshaft.

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“When Sen Roberts thanked 9/11 truthers and New World Order conspiracists for their science guidance” by @readfearn readfearn.com/2016/09/when-s…

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thegrugq_ebooks that’s why I said that this only a small regional story, it should be national news.

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You could call the Senator Malcolm Roberts Arsehattery blog “straight from the colon dash dot tumblr dot com”.

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Ah, this’d explain the OS X update that just dropped. Happy days! twitter.com/motherboard/st…

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Is someone keeping a Senator Malcolm Roberts Arsehattery blog, or am I going to have to do it?

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thegrugq Student lesson: lol, stupid dumbasses
Master lesson: make it safe to click anything sent to people twitter.com/lerg/status/77…

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glengyron “Best D&D live comedy show in town”? Big claim. Top three, sure, but best? twitter.com/tencopper/stat…

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@KathyReid @dobes There’s nothing wrong with a bit of pressure, a bit of brushing-up of the ol’ skills.

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bradheath Very good @nytimes advice column today.
nytimes.com/2016/09/02/tec… pic.twitter.com/uqGvwhdV2S

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[Takes notes] “… favourite pyromanic.twitter.com/KathyReid/stat…0A

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And when even Bronhilde says it’s an “absolute farce” you know it’s top-shelf parliamenting. pic.twitter.com/NWzitCkRSY

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Keenan doesn’t admit that skiving off early is “unacceptable”, only that Malcolm thinks it’s unacceptable. pic.twitter.com/X5LkUqpnUx

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Excoriate (v) 1. Damage or remove part of the surface of (the skin). twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@sleepingdingo That one was only kinda SEKRIT, but yeah I didn’t talk about it much.

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So how did Senator Malcolm Roberts go with swearing allegiance to the Queen? Did he have his fingers crossed behind his back?

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@munin Oh yeah that’ll do it. BTW, did you see that Australia has elected a sovereign citizen-style climate conspiracy guy to the Senate?

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@munin @NuclearAnthro “Escape from 2404 Maple Street, Apartment 4”

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@Hippopeteamus @munin That is both scary and obviously I want one all at once.

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@munin “Reasons unrelated to mounting a flamethrower on a drone.” Them’s some reasons!

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Maybe if people start shooting down pizza delivery drones they’ll need to be escorted by drone gunships, @munin. The circle of life.

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@munin Did that happen? I know there’s a hoax video of a “Russian” drone with a submachine gun attached.

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@munin Maybe here in Australia. Restrictive gun laws, plus explosives from the mining industry.

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@munin That can’t be far away. Though there in the US it’d surely be easier to just get a gun.

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Also, “paracetamol fatalities” and “bathtub fatalities”. All inevitable. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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Fri plan, draft: Nothing. The pain finally subsided long enough to get a couple continuous hours of sleep, so I’m rolling with it.

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jon_snow_420 gentle mockery is not what I fear from crocodiles pic.twitter.com/KYApuYxFKu

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I did not set fire to this satellite launch vehicle. twitter.com/iain_chalmers/…

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@dobes Maybe @drearyclocks could greenscreen the next shoot so I’m explaining cybersecurity from inside the “This is fine” blaze.

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It’s true! If there’s going to be a cybersecurity disaster it’ll certainly feature @dobes and me. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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Friday. The fish is more slimy than you remember, and has more fins. Who gave you this fish, and why? Friday.

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