Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

September 5th, 2016

This podcast recording will be live-streamed exactly 24 hours from now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via TweetDeck

Histreepix How To Talk To A Woman While She Is Loading A Cannon. Augsburg, 1765. pic.twitter.com/nV2kGgaOZO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

So they’re letting @domknight back on the radio. Goodness me. twitter.com/domknight/stat…

via TweetDeck

Well this is certainly going to come in handy. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

via Twitter Web Client

simonfromharlow Let’s just take a moment to remember the worst phishing attempt I have ever encountered. pic.twitter.com/bZ4ZiH4xAu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

Jesus Christ, Josh, please take better care of yourself. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

AlBoeNEWS : Greenville, South Carolina, officials say if you see a clown, head inside and call 911.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:56 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

AlBoeNEWS DEVELOPING: Sheriff in Greenville, South Carolina, vows to arrest anybody dressed as a clown after reports of creepy clowns across town

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:56 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

@stripe WP Stripe payment pop-up doesn’t fit Safari iPhone 6. This grab 6S Plus. stilgherrian.com/tip/ Next step? pic.twitter.com/jifk8QbvVM

via Twitter for iPhone

@davispg Sadly this is true. It only just fits on my iPhone 6S Plus. I shall let @stripe know immediately.

via TweetDeck in reply to davispg

@OaaSvc Yes, I think the Australian Bureau of Statistics has taught us that.

via TweetDeck in reply to OaaSvc

What can I say, @NicholasFryer? People want me to keep making the podcast, so who am I to disagree? twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

“The 9pm Edict” is listener-supported. Feel free to throw some dollars into the pot at stilgherrian.com/tip/.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

New blog post: “The 9pm Edict’s Spring Bruise LIVE” stilgherrian.com/edict/live6/ Streamed live on Tue 6 Sep at 2100 AEST. pic.twitter.com/ljRPaWOzJw

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I’ll be doing an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast on Tuesday night, streamed live from 2100 AEST. I may even plan it a bit.

via TweetDeck

OrkneyLibrary Ability to name all the wives of Ian Beale in the correct order twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

scienmag Kinesin protein walking on microtubule pic.twitter.com/KjYKZopIpk

via programtwitter (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

Are chemtrails lactose-intolerant? Gluten-free?

via TweetDeck

@OaaSvc Mind you, they’re probably just a front end on someone else’s whitebox ISP product.

via TweetDeck in reply to OaaSvc

@OaaSvc Sure. I mean you just need to buy a few hard drives, right?

via TweetDeck in reply to OaaSvc

This is exactly the kind of thing we were warned about. youtube.com/watch?v=HV9gRF…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Wow @British_Airways is taking chemtrail generation to a whole new level. Look at those rainbow effects! twitter.com/angegarrod/sta…

via TweetDeck

The great thing about following @SwiftOnSecurity is that you get told about all the important stuff. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

via TweetDeck

TawarRazaghi OH, the other day, at Coles

Gf: *picks up lactose free cheese*
Bf: didn’t know you’re allergic to lactose
Gf: I’m not, it’s just healthier

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:14 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

A fascinating list. Those small ISPs won’t get secure and tested telco data storage and access process for $20k. twitter.com/MsLods/status/…

via TweetDeck

Every time I see some wanker going on about the “customer experience” or “customer journey” I think of this. pic.twitter.com/NXB2KDq7YQ

via TweetDeck

@caseyjohnellis @thegrugq And webcamming with duct tape means something quite different.

via TweetDeck in reply to caseyjohnellis

Kasparov63 Tell me about it. twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…

via Talon (Plus) (retweeted on 2:54 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

Oh good, the one fixed-time thing on my schedule for today has been cancelled.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

SwiftOnSecurity Vulvas in 3D building games aren’t really a problem because you’d have to know where to put the clitoris.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

SwiftOnSecurity Former LEGO developer @glassbottommeg explains why penises are such a hard problem in games pic.twitter.com/r3aJKSHOcS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

Almond blossom at @bunjaree, day seven. The bees have arrived. pic.twitter.com/IsU6MhMq8O

via OS X

benpobjie Did you know that before she took up her current career, Amy Schumer told jokes for a living?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:09 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

JamColley burning man gives an amazing look into what civilisation could be like if everyone who thinks burning man is good fucked off to the desert

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

“The offences trending upward were steal from retail store (up 6.3%) and fraud (up 1.7%),” so anyone claiming rises in any others is a liar.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Latest @BOCSAR NSW crime figures are out. 12 major categories of crime are now at their lowest level in 20 years. bocsar.nsw.gov.au/Pages/bocsar_m…

via TweetDeck

@dobes I’d have through that @prestontowers has several lists, for various purposes.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

With the passing of another member of the Sydney Push, its time to ponder who’d be part of a Sydney Push in 2016. twitter.com/deeFzzuB/statu…

via TweetDeck

deeFzzuB KYLE SANDILANDS IS AT BURNING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 MAN

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

People who call their routine conference a “summit” without having at least one head of state or head of government speaking.

via TweetDeck

At this point I have a number of questions. twitter.com/sophbenj/statu…

via TweetDeck

I’m definitely collapsing again for a while now.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@ssharwood Indeed, I see they’re now branding themselves as Mood Media. muzak.com -> us.moodmedia.com

via TweetDeck in reply to ssharwood

@ssharwood Ah yes! Leaving the bread aside, a certain radio station I know mad good money leasing an FM sideband channel to Muzak Corp.

via TweetDeck in reply to ssharwood

@ssharwood There’s quite some psychology behind what music you play when in retail premises. Might be worth a yarn on the latest Knowledge.

via TweetDeck in reply to ssharwood

@dobes @twiddlekins @KetanJ0 I just remembered we discussed putting a couple really terrible cybers in “The Code”. Dunno how that ended up.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

Further alleged plans, and all of last week’s crap, is in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Mon plan, draft: Insomnia-induced blur; 1430 interview re “The Code”; administrivia; schedule the rest of September. Something like that.

via TweetDeck

ClickHole Beautiful: Watch This Woman Use A Raw Steak To Bang Out The Word ‘Equality’ In Morse Code On The Hood Of Her Car vine.co/v/i9J5wr1A5OZ

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

CosmicRami Shorter: “The insurance policy we had doesnt cover non-launch explosions and now we throw toys out of pram” twitter.com/ReutersScience…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

nichodges Uber, but with cars that will never play Kyle & Jackie O.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

GreenJ … and spelling. the whole damn thingpic.twitter.com/dzRrf7n9TwTw

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

Thank you, Mistress Insomnia.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

Monday. It’s a remarkable discovery, and all because of one small dog. Monday.

via Tweetbot for iΟS