Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 19th, 2016

glengyron Well done ASX, you had a go, and that’s all that really matter. A for effort.

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“Ongoing tech troubles end ASX trading early”, writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/ongoin…

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DDayCenter Original Bailey Bridge at Saint-Hilaire-Petitville over La Taute, . Still in use now. pic.twitter.com/S7KYh7kEcC

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IllyBocean twitter stands divided once again pic.twitter.com/ACXkAhgYP0

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@BlogsofWar Absolutely. I’m seeing a bunch of analog synths at work here.

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Just in case you missed the Errol Flynn Duck Experiment (not a band)..twitter.com/Robbotron/stat…S1

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Londonist A colour chart for London: bit.ly/2cC6iSO pic.twitter.com/brByZ3wdkP

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I actually listen to @War_College via iTunes, but the SoundCloud link is easier to find and I’m lazy as all fuck.

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Listening to @War_College’s latest episode, cheerfully titled “Why nuclear war looks inevitable” soundcloud.com/war_college/wh…

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I wouldn’t have eaten a whole one.

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It appears that something I have eaten was a mistake, but I’m not sure what that would have been.

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@JonoH I’ve no idea. My brain isn’t up to thinking it through right now.

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wlt_au Artificial hollows provide hope for Carnaby’s black cockatoos as numbers rise abc.net.au/news/2016-09-1… Photo: R Green pic.twitter.com/I17OCc7mn5

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Really? I can’t see that working in Australia, but I have nothing but gut feeling to support it. twitter.com/JonoH/status/7…

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Indeed. The arrogance of assuming that I’ll drop everything to talk to you without knowing who you are. twitter.com/ivovic/status/…

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Hey people who phone repeatedly with No Caller ID but don’t leave a message? How do you expect to communicate?

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Look I don’t want to give the impression that something bad happen, but nothing has exploded.

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ABCmediawatch When tweets go wrong
pic.twitter.com/BiQuu5QUj8

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PPantsdown Column in the Oz misquoting me as having said “fuck you hard” to the ACL, Marriage Alliance, 2 archbishops and the Oz. I did not say “hard”.

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Look whose idea was it to let police use the internet? twitter.com/QPSmedia/statu…

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lukeayresryan This is a pretty heavy addition to the ‘lifestyle’ section pic.twitter.com/ujb5oaJLe7

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@juhasaarinen I’ve heard this is an excellent* movie.

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I think I’ve remembered what I’m supposed to be doing.

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theevilwriter “Try counting sheep,” they said.
“It’ll help you fall asleep,” they said. pic.twitter.com/N44JwpbR5L

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joshgnosis 2016…. twitter.com/cher/status/77…

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rabihalameddine Not as funny as it sounds pic.twitter.com/bELZPlnGpm

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@johnb78 Yep, that had to be two tweets, for the comic timing. I am stealing all this for the Edict. Another “additional material” credit.

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@munin Need work. 6/10 for content, but 10/10 for speed.

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I didn’t even know dolphins had a national anthem.

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@juhasaarinen @jpwarren @leslienassar I’m being vague because I forget what I said I’d do and now have to look it up.

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OzKitsch FUN IN THE MENZIES ERA
Brendan Behan’s Borstal Boy
Banned 1958-1959 pic.twitter.com/cSSBcenAmR

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chris_bloke Fantastic photo by David Paul of moth caterpllar.
“Doratifera vulnerans. also known as Mottled Cup” - @ParksVictoria twitter.com/ParksVictoria/…

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@jpwarren @leslienassar @juhasaarinen Nah, I’ve got a thing to write now. Just as soon as I remember what it was about.

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@leslienassar @juhasaarinen Man, you must be the healthiest human on earth!

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@juhasaarinen I hope @leslienassar thinks we are helping. Are we helping, @leslienassar? Yeah, I’m pretty sure we’re helping.

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marasawr Between celebrating the end of the Cold War and waging an Everywhere-Forever-War on Terror … a few things slippedtwitter.com/DonAndrewBaile…Jd

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@wibbly @PeteLawler Possibly because they’re shit.

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Wow Mr Beets has hit upon something really scary here. twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…

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Listening to @War_College “How the US got caught between two nuclear neighbors” on India and Pakistan. soundcloud.com/war_college/ho…

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Except pandas don’t taste like shit. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@notrez @garthk “Terrified”? Or kinda thrilled?

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@KristianStupid Maybe that’s what I’ve been getting wrong.

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I hadn’t seen the word “yolops” before, but yeah, that is pretty much how the internet works. twitter.com/semibogan/stat…

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That said, kangaroos are fuckin’ yummy. We should call them bounce-venison.

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Your data is presumably “harvested” in the same way that kangaroos are “harvested”. pic.twitter.com/YkeD9sBBm0

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“Occurred” and “harvested”, another attempt to spin away from data actually being owned by and about people. twitter.com/DigitalMediaBo…

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dobes Trees can melt steel beams! pic.twitter.com/fLTpAB5rnG

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edbott LOL at “the social blog website Tumblr”  twitter.com/edzitron/statu…

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And yes, the rest of the alleged plans are in the Weekly Wrap.twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: Urgent administrivia; minor sysadmin tasks; client data wrangling / ruination; write for @zdnetaustralia; re-schedule Sep-Oct.

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“Silicon Valley layoffs beat any dot.com bust records” itwire.com/recruitment/74…

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This @warisboring report on the screwed-up airstrike was posted 10 hours ago, it says. Dunno what’s changed since. warisboring.com/u-s-warplanes-…

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@jcmurty @TheRegister Here’s a recent status story from @warisboring. Solid, tho a caveat: They’re not F-35 fans. warisboring.com/the-f-35-steal…

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damonayoung MILLENNIALS ARE
*shuts eyes, throws dart at pinboard*
STEALING SHELLS FROM SNAILS TO MAKE TINY HOUSES FOR THEMSELVES

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@jcmurty @TheRegister The F-35 is already flying in “combat evaluation” tests and such with USAF. Still plenty of problems though.

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@iain_chalmers Indeed. I read that last night. Normally McSweeny’s shits me to tears, but that was a good yarn.

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kloussikian How’s that for progressive pic.twitter.com/QxqGPQwtUb

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@michaelneale Don’t look at me I didn’t do it.

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That, plus remember to take the right drugs. [Slaps forehead.]

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I reckon a good sausage will fix this.

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NumbersMuncher This is an Amazon review that is well thought out, concise, and gets right to the heart of the problem. pic.twitter.com/TcBlanuxN8

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@scottamcintyre I suggest waiting a bit, for when the price comes down.

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The Pharaohs were worried about the same thing. twitter.com/RevRichardCole…

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The reference 3 escapes you, head here. womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com You’ll need to scroll back for the best ones.

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Three questions. 1. Ends and means WTF? 2. Who are you again, and why? 3. Why doesn’t your profile pic have salad? pic.twitter.com/IMKVaFRsoO

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A Kickstarter to buy @TheRegister a new F-35 stock photo and related purposes. pic.twitter.com/8Hg4YCf8pl

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timmermansr I am organizing another trip to a Soyuz launch from Baikonur in November. Limited seats. DM for details.

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@juhasaarinen That’s a quacker of an idea. (Sorry, @MarisePayne, I don’t know why we’re still including you in this.)

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@aikidr Or, you know, what happens when you choose your words less than perfectly first thing on a Monday morning while under stress.

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@juhasaarinen @MarisePayne Absolutely. Unless you want to string it out until later in the week.

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lexanderjmartin Remembering our formal liberal Prime Minister’s David Cameron’s best quote. twitter.com/lexanderjmarti…

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@juhasaarinen @MarisePayne The day is but young, Juha. It’s not decided yet.

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Anyway, I really will STFU about all that now. By all means you continue to run world affairs while scoffing your muesli.

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But with some people predisposed to think that anything Defence says is a lie, it’s like talking on eggshells. @MarisePayne

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We shouldn’t be too hard on @MarisePayne. We do say things like “I thought this was meant to be a costume party.” twitter.com/amworldtodaypm…

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bencubby Today’s front page 📝🗞📰 pic.twitter.com/LZvsi9sP9R

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Meanwhile, things continue to go well in the West Philippine Sea… twitter.com/XHNews/status/…

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I’d have gone with “created for” rather than “aimed at”, but then I’m not a parent or teacher. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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sadanduseless Guitars Replaced With Dogs po.st/rvtxhA pic.twitter.com/hEga57Tm8L

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And now I realise I’ve used a screwed-up airstrike to plug my own opinion. I really should STFU now.

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I’ve previously griped about this excessive secrecy when in the cyber context. (Jul 2015) zdnet.com/article/acsc-p… pic.twitter.com/OFIxAYEgdp

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I think @DeptDefence brings suspicion upon itself by what often seems to me to be excessive secrecy. That may be down to political masters.

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That said, war is a complicated business. Armchair “experts” —including me — should STFU until there’s some actual facts.

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The defence minister’s wording seems designed to make it the target position’s fault, not intelligence’s fault… twitter.com/amworldtodaypm…

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airwars_ ‘Their weapons are so accurate ­pilots can target specific rooms’
Unfortunate timing for this @australian puffpiece? theaustralian.com.au/news/inquirer/…

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airwars_ Unprecedented statement from @DeptDefence - Australia has refused for 2 years to disclose the location of a single strike in Iraq or Syria

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airwars_ Australia says its aircraft were involved in the operation which may have killed 62 Syrian soldiers on Saturday pic.twitter.com/IFt8yNokzQ

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Well, unless you’re proposing to lance @mjrowland68 live on air, in which case I’ll turn on the TV now. @BreakfastNews

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Even without the horses, you’re never going to fit that into that little studio, Ms Taguchi. twitter.com/kumitaguchi/st…

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Sadly Australia’s Human Rights Commission (HRC) @AusHumanRights has been weakened by a government that still runs concentration camps.

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Further to our earlier HRC tweets, yes, the US Human Rights Campaign @HRC is doubtless worth a plug. twitter.com/jdeisenberg/st…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Urgent administrivia; client; data wrangling; write for @zdnetaustralia; fix another client project; re-schedule Sep-Oct.

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Maybe it could be Huge Rectal Cavity.

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A “siting”? Some sort of art installation, I guess. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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@marcuskelson @paulkidd So it’s not just me. That’s reassuring. I think.

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@paulkidd Oh that. Do we have that any more?

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Every time I see “HRC” my brain says “Hormone Replacem… no… Something Research Council? HORMONE RESEARCH COUNCIL. Oh. No.” Every damn time.

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Gosh, I did not know there was a Big Galah. Well, not like this one, anyway. twitter.com/karinakeisler/…

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Monday. Your misery is already piling up in the corners of the room, rotting. It will only get worse. Why do you even bother? Monday.

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