Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 22nd, 2016

And… I’m well out of the ABC and heading back to the hotel.

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So yeah this radio spot is coming up in a few minutes, after the news. Beware, Melbourne! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@LovelyCorrine I’ll be back there next week so I’ll grab the name of the artist. It’s part of a series on fertility.

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@LovelyCorrine I am… not an expert in these matters, but I believe Fallopian tubes are involved.

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Pro Tip: If you do a Google Images search for “giant neon vagina”, the neon part does not feature strongly.

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@LovelyCorrine Googling for a photograph is proving… difficult.

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@LovelyCorrine Without revealing the location, one of the artworks there is indeed a Giant Neon Vagina. Those who know, know.

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@dfpiii Well there’s a winning dinner party invitation list.

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This won’t end well, whatever the result. twitter.com/KJBar/status/7…

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MatthewBevan Front page of @TheNTNews. Good luck with that, fellas. @RNBreakfast papers at 6:05. pic.twitter.com/WOebACPPMp

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@CorruptNSW One tries to remain classy at all times.

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This is not at all embarrassing. twitter.com/loosethreads1/…

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BuzzFeedOzNews A Brief History Of Australia Hating Different Types Of Immigrants buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… @MarkDiStef pic.twitter.com/o2P5QbcHmy

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I’ll be on ABC @774melbourne after the 2000 AEST news, talking something or other. abc.net.au/melbourne or on ABC apps.

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Bidding adieu to the Giant Neon Vagina as I depart the Place of Antlers.

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It is now Antlertime plus 65 minutes and counting.

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kiranb Windows has computer. cc @BART_ebooks pic.twitter.com/0FWvRUQK0c

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JustinianNews FOI shows Brandis misled parliament on solicitor general … Scoop … Exclusive … Late Final Extra - eepurl.com/cgQagH

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“Finish Census, ABS pleads”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/finish…

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I’ve forgotten what I was going to talk about on @774melbourne tonight. What was it again?

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli “So I’d like to know where you got the notion… (Bop the stoat), don’t bop the stoat baby.”

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I think Senator @HumanHeadline needs to expand upon this enticing paragraph from his @crikey_news diary. pic.twitter.com/hmfui3U5nt

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@darrenpauli You really are bored today, aren’t you.

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There is so much that could be said at this point… twitter.com/dailytelegraph…

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NewtonMark A dot painting of a unicorn spewing up a rainbow. pic.twitter.com/IH3A6V8j0O

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Overhearing strange comments from the Antlermeister.

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Approaching the Place of Antlers.

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@nkav I am the lamest cybercriminal ever. (Also I know, I’m out by one day. Will sort it later today.)

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And now the media is having lunch with the panel. No more tweets from me for now. pic.twitter.com/JqMLAVPcaE

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@crdavies You, Sir, are even crazier than I thought. Also, my God go with you on this bold adventure.

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@munin Yep, grep always improves everything. Great at parties.

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Well this is clearly designed to keep people on their toes. twitter.com/munin/status/7…

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I like Irvine’s characterisation of the Australian economy as “Clip, Dig, Pump, Dump”.

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@christopherneal I know In have to head off, I’m guessing @ashabeeeee too, but yes, we can organise this.

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The media lunch is going to be feisty. eh @ashabeeeee?

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HakeDavis David Irvine: “As a poacher and now game keeper… I believe Gov has role to play in national awareness and capability”

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Irvine’s comment was made in the context of his personal knowledge of bureaucracy. He’s an ex-DirGen of both ASIS and ASIO.

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Irvine gives “a big tick” to government’s Cyber Security Strategy, but can it be implemented as fast as Turnbull would like?

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Irvine: If you’d asked me [back then] how govt can help with cybersecurity, I’d have said “Get its own act together.”

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@karinebloch Very much so. There’s a lot of people paying rapt attention to this panel.

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Westacott is doing the “consumer as regulator” pitch, and “safety culture” like in industry. Openness. Transparency, Etc.

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loosethreads1 A summation of this mornings great sessions pic.twitter.com/PtAT4BWQV4

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@crdavies Yep, but it’s a media lunch with the panel.

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@incorrect @NewtonMark Not yet integrated with cPanel. It’s in beta, due for release any day now.

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Ah! @macgibbon is not here ‘cos he’s in the US with the PM to have a cyber chat with Mr Obama’s team.

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@MikePBurgess In total, I mean. Let’s not get carried away.

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@NewtonMark Goddammit, I knew there was something I forgot to do yesterday. Thanks for the ping.

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@ashabeeeee I’m in the very front row, just to the right of the right-hand aisle. Dangerously close to @christopherneal.

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@ashabeeeee Well Mike quite sensibly gets some rude bits in early up so people keep listening.

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@dobes I’m not the one committing crimes in this room.

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So $20 says @MikePBurgess says “The Five Knows” in the next 10 minutes.

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With all due respect to @MikePBurgess, ‘cos his messages are good, this still should NOT be new for these people in 2016.

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kcarruthers Compliance doesn’t equal good security says @MikePBurgess

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This section is @MikePBurgess’ oft-repeated warning against “cyber attribution distraction”. zdnet.com/article/telstr…

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This is @MikePBurgess’ usual “cybercrime is just crime” “business risk” speech too.. Good material, yet still new to people.

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And now we have @MikePBurgess, CISO at Telstra. (And not @macgibbon as it says on the website.)

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@scott_thewspot Bah. It’s an ID number in the attendee database, so my name and email address and phone number, which is on my website.

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I can see some spams and scams coming through their portal. pic.twitter.com/fn34Jufz36

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The Cyber Threat Alliance is a real thing, sure, but how does this relate to CERTs and industry-based stuff, e.g. banking?

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This is a roundabout way of saying cybers are hard, fast, and getting bigger, and me and my friends can with exactly this.

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christopherneal Kuhn has much to answer for in regards to the word “paradigm” - if I hear it misused one more time today I’ll need a drink

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This worries me. Is it really the case that many in the audience are still not up to speed on this basic stuff?

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There’s nothing wrong with it, in the sense that it’s all true. But there’s nothing new in this yet.

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I’m having trouble here. The audience is described as “cybersecurity professionals”, and yet this is all kinda Cyber 101…

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And yet, a guy sitting nearby just did a quiet mmm-wow when told that hackers got into the SCADA systems of a dam.

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Hmmm. So far this is a very standard generic we-have-cybers presentation. Too simplistic for room? pic.twitter.com/eRLCa3dwHe

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Obviously we are now moving to the next theme, that we have to cyber this up to maintain the economy etc etc.

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As an aside, this “fourth industrial revolution” stuff echoes the hype of the “endless boom” just before the dotcom crash.

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McLaughlin is giving a standard “fourth industrial revolution” and “more change that all the others put together”.

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That was just the generic welcome. Now, Mark D McLaughlin, Chairman and CEO, @PaloAltoNtwks, pour le keynote. .

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So yeah I have all the audio for that, and I think it might well go into a certain podcast. .

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“This One’s For You” by David Guetta featuring Zara Larsson, if you need to know. youtube.com/watch?v=MoHnff…

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It’s kind of a split program. Cyber threat and policy in the morning, @PaloAltoNtwks technical in the afternoon.

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So yeah I’ll be at this event through to 1400 AEST. cybersecuritysummit.com.au/agenda Mute to avoid.

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I bet you say this to all the boys… twitter.com/jeffsonstein/s…

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@davispg Now there’s a thought. I wonder if there’s a recent @DTO progress report somewhere.

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Terminating at Central. All out, all change.

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@dannolan @DTO Hurrah! Chicken entrails for everyone!

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To be fair, he was at the Marion Motel. Give the guy a break. twitter.com/891adelaide/st…

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ryan_marsh Can confirm. As a combat vet this is maddening. pic.twitter.com/ykyOkqsWDX

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fanfiction_txt not descrptive enough also pokemon playing video games really are you amoron anothr thing pokemon eat pokefood NOT TACOS

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PeteWargent Most people don’t work in mining (RBA). pic.twitter.com/G0x9iT9WBY

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Thu plan: 0606 train to Sydney (now); 0830 MOAR CYBER CONF cybersecuritysummit.com.au/agenda; 1415 doctor etc; 1730 meeting; 2000 ABC @774melbourne.

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ChipRolley Nothing about the policies struck your fancy? twitter.com/mattfleg/statu…

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blackmirror Smile! You have 31 days left. pic.twitter.com/yet307nsNJ

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Watch the other hand. Always watch the other hand. twitter.com/SovernNation/s…

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Personally, I wouldn’t have made this call for another 85 years. But hey, we now write “X of the Year” yarns in Nov..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…za

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ABC @RadioNational’s “Rear Vision” is excellent, putting current events into historical context. I reckon I’ll enjo..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…6k

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RadioNational Throughout history, census data has helped governments plan for the future, develop policy, and commit atrocities..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…US

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umairh Actual headlines in 2016 twitter.com/rawstory/statu…

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So what do they end up doing with all that gluten?

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Thu plan, draft: 0606 train to Sydney; 0830 another cyber conf cybersecuritysummit.com.au/agenda; 1415 doctor; 1730 meeting; 2000 ABC @774melbourne.

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It’s still 80 minutes until sunrise, it’s a balmy 7C outside, and it’s going to be a long day.

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Thursday. Well you won’t be trying that again any time soon. Thursday.

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