Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 27th, 2016

@mpesce I believe that is their market, yes.

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Well now I feel like a complete goose.

(And have you ever tried to buy one at this time of the night?)

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Fuck. The end date is meant to be 6 October. The counter thingy clicked over. Can this be fixed, @Pozible? twitter.com/elronxenu/stat…

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Anyway, this @Pozible has two porpoises. 1. Cover @ruxcon. 2. Record “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum” in Melbourne.

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@WarWraith Thank you. Nice to know someone’s watching.

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I’m open to suggestions for some more @Pozible Rewards, too.

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Launching now: “Stilgherrian > Melbourne 2016”, a @Pozible campaign. pozible.com/project/stilgh… pic.twitter.com/3d5tE9vX7x

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GordyPls For <130dB>FUCK’S</130dB> sake! pic.twitter.com/79Mkrhx8nU

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@dmeeze Well we all need more and better cybers.

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“IBM ‘unlikely to hit Customs and Immigration merger deadline’ amid growing fears of system failure”, so there. abc.net.au/news/2016-09-2…

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It’s not at all clear from @Pozible’s new interface whether I can set the end time, not just a date, so I’ll press GO at 2100 AEST, I think.

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This @Pozible is about both covering @ruxcon and taking “The 9pm Edict’s Public House Forum” to Melbourne.

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Ah, my new @Pozible campaign has been approved. So I’ll launch that a little later this evening.

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@TomWKoch @BuzzFeed I don’t think they’d invented the map when I was at school.

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DJD The @realDonaldTrump campaign is deleting tweets during the debate that conflict with his on-air claims. pic.twitter.com/gBwHNlYEkm

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JohnJohnsonson “I did not say global warming was a hoax” - Donald J Trump, September 26, 2016 pic.twitter.com/qrs52Q8VsZ

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Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! “Desktop support comes to Signal for iPhone” whispersystems.org/blog/signal-de…

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rashasman “woman attempts to fix IBM computer responsible for twitter.com/womensart1/sta…

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@mediahaze @NewtonMark Well I can, yes. Obviously. Or do you mean Trump?

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SarahDingleABC What a great word twitter.com/HaggardHawks/s…

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“Would You Be Able To Pass A Year Six Geography Test Today?” buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/…? (I only got 9/10 sulk.)

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@purserj I’m guessing “specific absorption rate” (SAR) is defined somewhere, unless @joechomuhyun can help.

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“iPhones ‘emit double the radiation’ of Galaxy handsets: Korean agency”, writes @joechomuhyun zdnet.com/article/iphone… An extra 2W of Smug.

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But it does make all your clothes go grey and your fathers’ heads become identical. twitter.com/Y7News/status/…

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@scott_thewspot @zdnetaustralia It’s you. (Though the word “availability” is a long way before the “98”. I just had to re-read it twice.)

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@scott_thewspot @zdnetaustralia Mind you, I think the agency name later is not “Australia Taxation Office”, also copy-paste. Sigh.

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@scott_thewspot @zdnetaustralia That’s a copy-paste from the submission, but I guess it’s “availability… 98 percent of [the] time”.

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PhaethonTweets New parking lot & market place opens in
twitter.com/ThaipbsEngNews…

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@FakeDanTosello Thanks. But as I say, yes, there’s nothing in there that should be new for a competent modern manager.

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@scott_thewspot @zdnetaustralia (That is of course not a comment about what the “right” number may be, just that “uptime” isn’t so helpful.)

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@scott_thewspot @zdnetaustralia Call it 5 mins downtime. But a better measure is how many submissions, X minutes to do, will get broken.

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Right well OK then.

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Tue plan, update: I’m moving “The 9pm Edict” recording to 2100 AEST Wednesday, ‘cos my throat is still a bit dodgy.

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MeetThePress Per Twitter: Trump spoke for 62% of the debate, while Clinton spoke for 38%. nbcnews.to/2cKcE3x pic.twitter.com/E30kzrKLcU

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“The first Trump-Clinton presidential debate transcript, annotated”, from @washingtonpost washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/w…

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@iiTalW Hard to say. I’ll start thinking about it after lunch. That debate has fried my brain.

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I’m doing a podcast eight hours from now. This will be interesting.

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This calls for Emergency Duck, even though I really shouldn’t.

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I feel dirty. So, so dirty.

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wilw Hey, lay off the B-52s, sniffles. What’s next? Joy Division?! The Smiths?! GOOD DAY SIR.

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@ArmsControlWonk For some reason I’m still listening. I think I need medical help. (Also, yes, he’s winning with his people.)

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TrumpSniff sniff up, sniffle down economics

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@ArmsControlWonk I was hoping that everyone would disagree with me. But, um, they’re not.

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He’s going to win in November, isn’t he.

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I should just hurl myself into a canal now. Sydney needs more canals.

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I’m not sure why I’m bothering, but here’s just one tweet where Mr T said the thing he just said he didn’t say…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…jP

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I think my brain is melting.

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I’m just wondering how a Lisp programmer would cope with this debate. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (

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intelwire I hope mine are poison twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/st…

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@Leighlo It could be, and there’s still time to nip out for a bottle or five of spirits.

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Once more, I draw your attention to @onthemedia’s good and nice “Post-Debate Blather Bingo Board!” cards. They are..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…tH

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You forgot a few.
ticket 4. message
ticket 5. urgent
ticket 6. help!!!!! twitter.com/zackster/statu…

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Opening support tickets, like an animal.

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colinjones Debate night drinking game
Step 1: Drink
Step 2: Stare into the void
Step 3: Repeat

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@rgmerk @riskybusiness Indeed, given the news the other day about ASD’s own outsourcing moves.

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@rgmerk @riskybusiness I’m told the problem in ABS and elsewhere is with everything outsourced for so long there’s no tech clue in-house.

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@drearyclocks @rohan_p @dobes Yeah I’ve got a strong stomach for this kind of insanity, but I’ve got my limits. And my own podcast.

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@darrenpauli @zdnetaustralia Yeah, there’s a distinct whiff of bovine about their claimed media interactions.

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@rohan_p @dobes @drearyclocks I am afraid to go down this rabbit-hole so early in the day.

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@riskybusiness Well Turnbull is genuinely pissed off about this, by all accounts. There much be vengeance.

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@riskybusiness Mind you, if your kids get microwaved, you’ve only yourself to blame. Right, @thegrugq_ebooks?

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@riskybusiness True, though the language is all about “assurances” from IBM rather than… oh I dunno.

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@riskybusiness Thanks, Patrick. My main problem was choosing which bits of arsehattery to leave out. So. Much. Wrong.

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dobes FUCK, this is the sludge I need! pic.twitter.com/TCCNUT0TG6

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This is… this… um… it’s… Can I go home now? I need to litwitter.com/dobes/status/7…iTVRTj1D

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday, helping: “The dog ate my Census, says ABS” zdnet.com/article/the-do…

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@jonoabroad I haven’t decided yet. Announcing the title before it started is a relatively recent thing.

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Tue plan: Set up @Pozible campaign; 1100 Trump v Clinton; podcast pre-production; 2100 “The 9pm Edict” recording, streamed live; cry.

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bastardsheep So people legitimately thought that second photo was a thing that just happened unprompted? Really? THAT is the rea..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…tw

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I should show this to @Steve_Lockstep because it will make his brain go all funny. twitter.com/BoingBoing/sta…

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@dobes @daveweigel It is on the Tube of Ewes. Or in this case, Sheeple.

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BoingBoing A bot that scans every face in Donald Trump’s fan crowds, seeking flickers of empathy, finding none..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…IL

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BrianHonan Heading in here for a stiff one :) pic.twitter.com/DI9762ctI8

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umairh Ok Gearheads what’s your fav new analog synth and why? No software allowed, software synths are for puny weaklings

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@R_Chirgwin @DrRachie @LiveScience “That nomadic lifestyle was transformed when the British military began missile tests… in 1950s.” Cute.

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Hey @dobes I think we’ve found the debate coverage we all need to be watching. HT @daveweigel. twitter.com/RealAlexJones/…

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@JrehnJ Indeed. And ABS wrote the specs.

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@DrRachie Exactly. I’m guessing @LiveScience doesn’t get out much.

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1. They’re “bushfires”. 2. 9.8km isn’t that big. 3. “Visible from space” means little when using a satellite design..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…U6

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@JrehnJ Oh dear God, reading the ABS submission was bad enough.

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kymtje “Come breed with us”?

The racing industry is pathologically yuck pic.twitter.com/olKvU8EHnN

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ShaunKing Police in Danville, Virginia are putting the hoods of their cars up when they pull people over to block the dash ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Pp

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Chocolate ration has gone up again. twitter.com/TheFix/status/…

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@mcbridesride Nope, just a normal one. The others are Public House Forums and are pimped longer and wider.

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edyong209 Same. twitter.com/atlasobscura/s…

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lib_papers Has Bubble Gum Killed Libraries?

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I wonder whether anyone will be doing debate commentary using actual bees. ‘Cos I’d watch that. twitter.com/TechRepublic/s…

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dr_nic I can’t help but feel like Nasa teasing out scientific discoveries like a Big Brother eviction announcement is a li..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Hs

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Tue plan, draft: Set up @Pozible campaign; 1100 Trump v Clinton; podcast pre-production; 2100 “The 9pm Edict” recording, streamed live; cry.

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ajreid Apparently the photo was found on the phone of a dead jihadi. Except… the image is actually from a play pic.twitter.com/Ys50qg4RYB

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ClickHole For Good Measure: NASA Just Discovered Earth In Case They Had Forgotten To Officially Do That Yet clckhl.co/8JQckGw

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In case you missed me being helpful* yesterday, “The dog ate my Census, says ABS” zdnet.com/article/the-do…

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Bonus points to @JohnBirmingham for “the cool kiss of freedom’s gently puckered lips” and the George Christensen reference. Shudder.

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“Our cherished Australian rights could be gone in a flash”, writes @JohnBirmingham, and for once he’s right. brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/blunt-…

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@munin They didn’t even try, though. The MX record was just mx.domain, which isn’t correct.

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deanjnorris If you can actually buy a ch-ch-ch-chia pet Trump, has America really ever stopped being great? pic.twitter.com/eNR5BU66CD

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@sylmobile These is an important question. I shall consider all these things as I listen to the debate.

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I say, this is cute little phish. pic.twitter.com/rQ1Y92nJzx

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I think we should all face today with a little trepidation. pic.twitter.com/5tOrzfnUci

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Men and women of Australia, the thing is at 1100 AEST, in case you were wondering.

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dandrezner “Hello, Costco? I’d like to buy out all the duct tape and canned goods in one of your stores. Is that possible?” pic.twitter.com/ucuAcudMmF

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Tuesday. Either it’s made of peanuts, or it’s not. Make up your goddam mind. Tuesday.

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