Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 30th, 2016

@erkpod I had an unexpectedly big gap between meetings.

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@erkpod We did all that during my extensive Twitter thread about bin chickens.

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@staticsan Eh? That’s The Rocks, but the sky is very blue all over.

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Terrible view from this client’s premises. pic.twitter.com/dm5PiAl8TB

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I cannot keep up with all your ibis-related tweets, and now I have to head up to The Rocks for my 1430 meeting. Do try to cope without me.

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I wouldn’t eat an ibis, given the crap they eat these days. Anyway, they’re “protected native fauna”. @RealNickHodge twitter.com/munin/status/7…

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The ibis is a pretty half-arsed Australian animal, though. It should be poisonous or something.

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I’m not sure that I wanted to know this much about bin chickens. But it was fun seeing that guy make the mistake of giving one of them food.

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I think we are all learning a very great many things about bin chickens today.

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“The ibis: a native bird misunderstood” (Mar 2015) smh.com.au/nsw/the-ibis-a…

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Tagged, yes, and the annual “National Australian white ibis community survey” is soon, on 17-23 October.. twitter.com/RantRotAndRuin…

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A juvenile magpie just tried to take one of the chicken bones but an ibis attacked it and now the magpie is confused.

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I will say, though, that there’s still some wetlands with ibises in western Sydney, and those ibises eat properly and keep themselves clean.

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That arsehat ibis is going to fill up with bones. Surely they can’t digest bones? Or at least not quickly?

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Also, this means that the bin chickens have turned carnivore.

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Yes, it’s stealing chicken, and one of the stupid birds is swallowing the bones whole. CHICKEN BONES ARE NOT WORMS. twitter.com/Omshadiddle/st…

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@will_ock Yes but I’m starting to get the impression you’re a bit weird.

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@munin They’re native. Australian white ibis (Threskiornis moluccus). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia…

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@oberonsghost They also nest in the trees on Macquarie Street, by the Botanic Gardens. And in Penrith.

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“Ibis Invasion”, from @ABCscience (Nov 2007) abc.net.au/science/articl… (AKA Tip Turkey too, apparently.)

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@munin It’s a wetland poke-beak-in-mud bird. We did build a city on top of its habitat. But they fossick in bins and get covered in filth.

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@munin The Australian white ibis has become urban scavenger. Now aka the bin chicken. pic.twitter.com/vIdVW8b1da

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FUCK OFF YOU GRUBBY IBIS.

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I really shouldn’t be let near the internet unsupervised.

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This is how I plugged the yarn yesterday, but I left out the bit about how the pulling and squirting led to prematu..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…o7

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@SnarkyPlatypus He’s from Queensland, and the Right. They get cranky if the promotions aren’t shared around like sweets in the playground.

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So we’ll have some sort of Soapy-led definition of what is and isn’t legitimate research into data re-identification. It’ll be marvellous!

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Brandis swings his golden hammer, misses mark” zdnet.com/article/brandi… (He now says whitehats are exempt.)

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I suppose I should do some promotion other than shouting on Twitter, but that seems to work for everything else.

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It’s important to get the @Pozible to the second target, though, so “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum” is on Saturday arvo not Monday night.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t watched his latest videos yet, but if they’re good enough for a jail sentence they’re good enough for me.

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Also, I’ve been booked to do a gig for LaTrobe University in that same week, so there will be a slightly-revised with MOAR WIN on Tuesday.

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So yeah this @Pozible to get me to Melbourne is open through to Thursday and it would be lovely if it all worked. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…tO

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s what they got him on last time. I guess they didn’t want him on the stand in a criminal defo against the Lee family.

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@SnarkyPlatypus On an unrelated note, Amos Yee has scored himself another jail term for hurting the feelings again. straitstimes.com/singapore/cour…

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@SnarkyPlatypus What? UNSW is part of the clique? But they’re socialists. They think everyone should have equal access to the law.

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THE REWARDS ARE LISTED ON THE WEBSITE AND YOU CAN ALSO SUGGEST NEW ONES. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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@reselsnark Surely you can… amend the academic record.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That is a key role of the Gang of Eight universities. They still insist they’re The Establishment.

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@reselsnark I have no idea. I didn’t “study” there. It was more an infiltration.

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Case in point: UNSW Law School actively encourages me and even gives me on-stage gigs.

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As opposed to UNSW Law School, which turns out a steady stream of troublemakers. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@purserj @SteveMolk I see what you’re trying to do there and I’m shutting that down right now.

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@purserj @SteveMolk Ah, you’re at the conference. I won’t try to keep up because I’ve got appointments and stuff.

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@purserj @SteveMolk And it was already on fire when I got there.

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@purserj @SteveMolk I didn’t do anything it was broken when I got here.

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Fri plan: Tidy up various loose ends of the planning kind (done); 1200 repair back, Potts Point; 1430 production meeting, The Rocks; TGITLW.

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It’s very bright out here.

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Fri plan, draft: Tidy up various loose ends of the planning kind; 1200 repair back, Potts Point; 1430 production meeting, The Rocks; TGITLW.

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Friday. It starts at the bottom and rises up. Friday.

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