Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 6th, 2016

People do know you can do this in any digital audio workstation (DAW) software, right? Gawd, you can even do it by..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…gI

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jxeeno just wait till they find out that parts of the computer they were writing the article on were also made in China 😱 pic.twitter.com/7IARckF6Pp

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@FakeDanTosello I can’t stand the show. It’s so twee it could shit out cucumber sandwiches while farting Elgar.

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What the fuck does Dennis Lillee know about the US electoral system? twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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“The 50s and 60s were the last great age of music and fellatio.” — Stilgherrian, 2016.

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Well here’s another arsehat with a television program. You have to be a chef or a moron to get your own show these..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…qW

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TheShovel Donald Trump rushed off stage by secret service in Nevada after someone asked him to logically explain one of his e..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…sk

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This is your occasional reminder that Peter Thiel is a cunt.

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mikko Man who did not invent email won a lawsuit against articles that claimed he did not invent email. gizmodo.com/internet-pione…

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NewtonMark GLORIOUS SYDNEY. pic.twitter.com/a9cCI7wfiR

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Perhaps, but only because they voted to reject the one specific model for a republic that was on the ballot paper. twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…

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They’ll never fit Mars in there. It’s bigger than it looks. twitter.com/becbarry/statu…

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Reading @KimZetter’s “Inside the Cunning, Unprecedented Hack of Ukraine’s Power Grid” from March. Yes, very cunning. wired.com/2016/03/inside…

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fakeedbutler Damn I love Twitter for the boomers pic.twitter.com/yqba1Mdy9n

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I think this might be of relevance to @SwiftOnSecurity, but then who can say? twitter.com/Madman/status/…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 336: Quieter, with another omnishambles” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/33… pic.twitter.com/HSsRcD1MkP

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@raaahbin You’re quite right. My terrible memory was based on the dimensions of Adelaide in relation to its airport.

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@stufromoz @R_Chirgwin @WillPettersson Some initial research suggests that the object in the photographs doesn’t exist.

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techAU Pressed X on the @honda_australia Civic. This happened. pic.twitter.com/9xptVwkXY5

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willegitimate Student names on the bag racks outside the Steiner school at are 100% on brand. pic.twitter.com/usX0xJqZlM

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Well where’s fun in that? (Photo by @MsLods) pic.twitter.com/mcF46iCktR

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@juhasaarinen So you mean I’ve been taking roofies?

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I’m guessing this is when they blame it all on the Muslim Space Bees. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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OH, man on phone in waterfront car park: “I’m not paying 300. He’s fucked now. Get Tony onto it.”

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The middle marker, I assume. Also, I did not break it. pic.twitter.com/5pPbXq0UGW

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Iron Cove on a terrible spring day. pic.twitter.com/fG77XtqcVD

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JoshButler This ought to be good

(PS “Hanson” is misspelled four times) pic.twitter.com/lz8as4ZG1s

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@iain_chalmers Ah, no, I’m at another place, and sadly must walk to stretch my back and then get back to work.

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It’s all television’s fault, apparently.

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She’s now moved on to a detailed and bitter critique of the last three decades of cricket umpires.

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@incorrect I was wondering that, but it sounds like she feels entitled to have her closest pub be exactly how she wants it.

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@twiddlekins Is piss farting the correct medical procedure though?

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@NuclearAnthro @iain_chalmers Hey love your work, Sunshine, but we don’t speak American here.

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“I had to be so careful in the loo. Even me! [She’s a tubby woman] Most of the time I just went to the gents.”

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OH, old woman in pub: “I remember when the Empire [Hotel] was a big dyke hangout,” at high volume and with some distaste.

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@iain_chalmers This is where I must admit to be a rank beginner.

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“Does the Russian Air Force Even Know What Is Going On in Syria?”, from @warisboring warisboring.com/does-the-russi…

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TheNTNews THE LATEST MARKETING WEAPON FOR THE TERRITORY HAS BEEN REVEALED pic.twitter.com/hyoGCFVUG6

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1970s power ballads are just bad.

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SwiftOnSecurity Please just end my life pic.twitter.com/oawR6tjZCW

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“Aust couples’ baby plans in limbo as Cambodia bans commercial surrogacy”? They dare deny Australians’ wants?

Bang goo.gl/BHkdEA

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Also, “get ready to mark it in the calendar”? What’s to prepare?

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“‘Extra-super Moon’ on November 14 to be closest of 21st century”? Super isn’t super enough? ab.co/2fP5TAo pic.twitter.com/IyvGXsExGe

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YesFunnies Some Japanese kid thinks he’s real smart. reddit.com/r/funny/commen… pic.twitter.com/S4NDx9ivl2

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@bigbadave @paulkidd As “cyber war”? You’ve lost me.

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This “Doctor Who” theory is interesting, but I don’t have time to explore it today. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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Google Search volume for “Stuxnet” (some call it “the first cyber weapon”) over the same period as the first chart…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…rZ

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Google Books Ngram for “cyber war” (blue) and “cyberwar” (red) since 1960. books.google.com/ngrams/graph?c… pic.twitter.com/Dq4ZHqlNAF

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Google search volumes for “cyber war” (blue) and “cyberwar” (red) since 2004. Spiky since the time of Stuxnet…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Z6

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@helenpringle @christopherneff @honi_soit Sorry, I honestly don’t know. I only had a cursory look after receiving a press release.

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@helenpringle @christopherneff @honi_soit You’re the second person to ask something like this. I didn’t look. There’s, you know, a link.

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NSWRFS Linescan image of Lone Pine fire burning to north side of Karuah ow.ly/YwXZ305Ttoa pic.twitter.com/pSVhFkuGGe

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@liquidparanoia I have no idea. But it’s been that colour for weeks.

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Sun plan: Minor chores (in progress); Sunday lunch; write for @SBS; Weekly Wrap. All shall be done at a Sunday pace. Mostly.

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@SmurfingBeer I’d have mentioned that if the podcast wasn’t already recorded.

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@MaureenBoller @honi_soit I haven’t explored that aspect. Maybe click through and give it a try.

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@petstarr @twitter Oh yes. That too. That’s one of my hot button issues, so I’m surprised I didn’t notice.

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I wonder whether @twitter knows that 96% of the world’s people are not America. twitter.com/twitter/status…

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I’m still coughing up some fascinating* grey-green sludge. It’s been happening for weeks and weeks now.

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@bamchenry I don’t know about “more”, but now that you say that, I figure that our reasoning is still interesting.

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I have to get that podcast online by Tuesday night my time, I guess, since we speculate about the US presidential election result.

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A line from The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 4, to be posted in the next few days: “I was waiting for us to say ‘cunt’ on this show.

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@feed_the_chooks That’s because he’s not a professional writer, just a cunt.

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This is probably the bet reason of all for wanting Trump to win. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@thegrugq_ebooks @thegrugq Wow, you can’t get more profound than that.

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ddale8 Trump voter Jeff Smith, 58, says “it’s preposterous” he’ll have his finger on the nuclear button. “That’s what Congress is for,” he says.

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@thegrugq_ebooks @thegrugq So you have any proof that the CIA is run by the Illuminati?

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thegrugq Once Trump wins: the CIA will get retasked with black bagging women’s locker rooms and installing cameras in his shoes for cocktail parties.

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kcarruthers It’s like he’s just discovered clickbait twitter.com/qjernalisms/st…

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So it turns out I’ll be in the forest at @bunjaree when the US election results start coming out. Better take some canned food and a rifle.

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This sort of thing. We need more of this sort of thing. Much more. twitter.com/legsidelizzy/s…

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Ah! So not EVERY issue has been scanned just yet. “Work in progress”, I guess they call it. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…

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This is the same @honi_soit that produced the wonderful parody of @australian the other day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Sydney Uni student newspaper @honi_soit has been digitised. Every issue from 1929. library.sydney.edu.au/collections/ho… pic.twitter.com/vSD8L0oY3k

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@trentyarwood @posty Sound better than the SWOP manager at ACSA who had a 20x colour photo of a gonorrhoea-infected vagina above her desk.

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@christopherneal It’s part of my plan to slowly escalate the use of Tuckerisms in @zdnetaustralia headlines. I’m sure no-one will notice.

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Listening to “Debunking the AIDS ‘Patient Zero’ Myth”, an @onthemedia podcast extra. It’s very good. wnyc.org/story/debunkin… (12 min)

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Australia’s cybersecurity strategy: Continue the omnishambles,” compared with UK. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Sun plan, draft: Write for @SBS; Sunday lunch; shopping; Weekly Wrap. All shall be done at a Sunday pace.

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@trentyarwood @posty You really don’t have to justify your own actions to me.

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Sunday. I told you not to poke at the edges and now look what you’ve done. Sunday.

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