Gone.
@MatthewBevan @ziyatong Well, not often.
@R_Chirgwin No, @Histreepix is not him.
The Leningrad Clit-Tickler. twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…
People do know you can do this in any digital audio workstation (DAW) software, right? Gawd, you can even do it by..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…gI

jxeeno just wait till they find out that parts of the computer they were writing the article on were also made in China 😱 pic.twitter.com/7IARckF6Pp
@djackmanson You’re not, and yes certainly.
@FakeDanTosello I can’t stand the show. It’s so twee it could shit out cucumber sandwiches while farting Elgar.
@benpobjie Fair point.
What the fuck does Dennis Lillee know about the US electoral system? twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…
“The 50s and 60s were the last great age of music and fellatio.” — Stilgherrian, 2016.
Well here’s another arsehat with a television program. You have to be a chef or a moron to get your own show these..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…qW
No it doesn’t. twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…
TheShovel Donald Trump rushed off stage by secret service in Nevada after someone asked him to logically explain one of his e..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…sk
This is your occasional reminder that Peter Thiel is a cunt.
mikko Man who did not invent email won a lawsuit against articles that claimed he did not invent email. gizmodo.com/internet-pione…

NewtonMark GLORIOUS SYDNEY. pic.twitter.com/a9cCI7wfiR
Perhaps, but only because they voted to reject the one specific model for a republic that was on the ballot paper. twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…
They’ll never fit Mars in there. It’s bigger than it looks. twitter.com/becbarry/statu…
Reading @KimZetter’s “Inside the Cunning, Unprecedented Hack of Ukraine’s Power Grid” from March. Yes, very cunning. wired.com/2016/03/inside…

fakeedbutler Damn I love Twitter for the boomers pic.twitter.com/yqba1Mdy9n
I think this might be of relevance to @SwiftOnSecurity, but then who can say? twitter.com/Madman/status/…
@BXGD @stufromoz @R_Chirgwin @WillPettersson People say that to me all the time.

New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 336: Quieter, with another omnishambles” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/33… pic.twitter.com/HSsRcD1MkP
@raaahbin You’re quite right. My terrible memory was based on the dimensions of Adelaide in relation to its airport.
@stufromoz @R_Chirgwin @WillPettersson Some initial research suggests that the object in the photographs doesn’t exist.
Sweating.
@eamonhamilton @JoshButler What press?

techAU Pressed X on the @honda_australia Civic. This happened. pic.twitter.com/9xptVwkXY5

willegitimate Student names on the bag racks outside the Steiner school at #openspaces16 are 100% on brand. pic.twitter.com/usX0xJqZlM

Well where’s fun in that? (Photo by @MsLods) pic.twitter.com/mcF46iCktR
@absalomedia @JoshButler MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT.
@juhasaarinen So you mean I’ve been taking roofies?
I’m guessing this is when they blame it all on the Muslim Space Bees. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
OH, man on phone in waterfront car park: “I’m not paying 300. He’s fucked now. Get Tony onto it.” #legitimatebusinessman

The middle marker, I assume. Also, I did not break it. pic.twitter.com/5pPbXq0UGW

Iron Cove on a terrible spring day. pic.twitter.com/fG77XtqcVD

The dragon is sleeping. pic.twitter.com/0LHBaKn065

JoshButler This ought to be good
(PS “Hanson” is misspelled four times) pic.twitter.com/lz8as4ZG1s
@iain_chalmers Ah, no, I’m at another place, and sadly must walk to stretch my back and then get back to work.
It’s all television’s fault, apparently.
She’s now moved on to a detailed and bitter critique of the last three decades of cricket umpires.
@incorrect I was wondering that, but it sounds like she feels entitled to have her closest pub be exactly how she wants it.
@twiddlekins I see you missed my wonderful* joke.
@twiddlekins Is piss farting the correct medical procedure though?
@NuclearAnthro @iain_chalmers Hey love your work, Sunshine, but we don’t speak American here.
“I had to be so careful in the loo. Even me! [She’s a tubby woman] Most of the time I just went to the gents.”
OH, old woman in pub: “I remember when the Empire [Hotel] was a big dyke hangout,” at high volume and with some distaste.
@iain_chalmers This is where I must admit to be a rank beginner.
“Does the Russian Air Force Even Know What Is Going On in Syria?”, from @warisboring warisboring.com/does-the-russi…
Fair question. twitter.com/johncarneyau/s…

TheNTNews THE LATEST MARKETING WEAPON FOR THE TERRITORY HAS BEEN REVEALED pic.twitter.com/hyoGCFVUG6
1970s power ballads are just bad.

SwiftOnSecurity Please just end my life pic.twitter.com/oawR6tjZCW
“Aust couples’ baby plans in limbo as Cambodia bans commercial surrogacy”? They dare deny Australians’ wants?
Bang goo.gl/BHkdEA
Also, “get ready to mark it in the calendar”? What’s to prepare?

“‘Extra-super Moon’ on November 14 to be closest of 21st century”? Super isn’t super enough? ab.co/2fP5TAo pic.twitter.com/IyvGXsExGe

YesFunnies Some Japanese kid thinks he’s real smart. reddit.com/r/funny/commen… pic.twitter.com/S4NDx9ivl2

Sunday lunch. pic.twitter.com/ldsVN3lzcd
This “Doctor Who” theory is interesting, but I don’t have time to explore it today. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…
Google Search volume for “Stuxnet” (some call it “the first cyber weapon”) over the same period as the first chart…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…rZ

Google Books Ngram for “cyber war” (blue) and “cyberwar” (red) since 1960. books.google.com/ngrams/graph?c… pic.twitter.com/Dq4ZHqlNAF
Google search volumes for “cyber war” (blue) and “cyberwar” (red) since 2004. Spiky since the time of Stuxnet…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Z6
@helenpringle @christopherneff @honi_soit Sorry, I honestly don’t know. I only had a cursory look after receiving a press release.
@helenpringle @christopherneff @honi_soit You’re the second person to ask something like this. I didn’t look. There’s, you know, a link.

NSWRFS Linescan image of Lone Pine fire burning to north side of Karuah ow.ly/YwXZ305Ttoa #NSWRFS pic.twitter.com/pSVhFkuGGe
@liquidparanoia I have no idea. But it’s been that colour for weeks.
Sun plan: Minor chores (in progress); Sunday lunch; write for @SBS; Weekly Wrap. All shall be done at a Sunday pace. Mostly.
@SmurfingBeer I’d have mentioned that if the podcast wasn’t already recorded.
@MaureenBoller @honi_soit I haven’t explored that aspect. Maybe click through and give it a try.
@petstarr @twitter Oh yes. That too. That’s one of my hot button issues, so I’m surprised I didn’t notice.
I wonder whether @twitter knows that 96% of the world’s people are not America. twitter.com/twitter/status…
I’m still coughing up some fascinating* grey-green sludge. It’s been happening for weeks and weeks now.
@bamchenry I don’t know about “more”, but now that you say that, I figure that our reasoning is still interesting.
I have to get that podcast online by Tuesday night my time, I guess, since we speculate about the US presidential election result.
A line from The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 4, to be posted in the next few days: “I was waiting for us to say ‘cunt’ on this show. #classy
@feed_the_chooks That’s because he’s not a professional writer, just a cunt.
Timeless tweet. #goodrobot twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…
@indigoid @thegrugq_ebooks @thegrugq Goddam lizards!
@thegrugq_ebooks The waves are what makes it bad.
This is probably the bet reason of all for wanting Trump to win. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
@thegrugq_ebooks @thegrugq Wow, you can’t get more profound than that.
ddale8 Trump voter Jeff Smith, 58, says “it’s preposterous” he’ll have his finger on the nuclear button. “That’s what Congress is for,” he says.
@thegrugq_ebooks @thegrugq So you have any proof that the CIA is run by the Illuminati?
thegrugq Once Trump wins: the CIA will get retasked with black bagging women’s locker rooms and installing cameras in his shoes for cocktail parties.
kcarruthers It’s like he’s just discovered clickbait twitter.com/qjernalisms/st…
So it turns out I’ll be in the forest at @bunjaree when the US election results start coming out. Better take some canned food and a rifle.
This sort of thing. We need more of this sort of thing. Much more. twitter.com/legsidelizzy/s…
Ah! So not EVERY issue has been scanned just yet. “Work in progress”, I guess they call it. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…
This is the same @honi_soit that produced the wonderful parody of @australian the other day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

Sydney Uni student newspaper @honi_soit has been digitised. Every issue from 1929. library.sydney.edu.au/collections/ho… pic.twitter.com/vSD8L0oY3k
@christopherneal @zdnetaustralia Thanks. I’m sure @dobes will be on board.
@trentyarwood @posty Sound better than the SWOP manager at ACSA who had a 20x colour photo of a gonorrhoea-infected vagina above her desk.
@christopherneal It’s part of my plan to slowly escalate the use of Tuckerisms in @zdnetaustralia headlines. I’m sure no-one will notice.
Listening to “Debunking the AIDS ‘Patient Zero’ Myth”, an @onthemedia podcast extra. It’s very good. wnyc.org/story/debunkin… (12 min)
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Australia’s cybersecurity strategy: Continue the omnishambles,” compared with UK. zdnet.com/article/austra…
Sun plan, draft: Write for @SBS; Sunday lunch; shopping; Weekly Wrap. All shall be done at a Sunday pace.
@trentyarwood @posty Only the envelope, not the letter.
@trentyarwood @posty You really don’t have to justify your own actions to me.
Sunday. I told you not to poke at the edges and now look what you’ve done. Sunday.