One last plug o’the podcast before bed. Click through. Listen. Enjoy. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@ivy_tucker Meh. I’ve been called worse.
The cheese fairies are useless.
GrogsGamut Just realised PJK was wearing a single-breasted suit. Nothing makes sense anymore #abc730
@gattaca Well you would.
Cheese has still failed to appear. This is inexcusable.
I desire cheese. But I have no cheese.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I never worked at Internode. I worked in the media. ABC / Triple J / The Core / Three D Rado.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus How can it be nowhere? Adelaide isn’t big enough to have a nowhere.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Of course in Adelaide I’d only need to know your family name and which school you went to and the rest follows.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I know some time ages back you reminded me where you fit in, but my memory now fails me.
It’s good to set goals. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
Now playing: Losoul, “Open Door” youtube.com/watch?v=L5mEdc…
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Yeah look you can tighten up the geography than that. Anywhere in this image. pic.twitter.com/4Iif22Ud4R
@glengyron Hey I just played an HMC track and let it run on auto-play. This is where it’s taking me.
Wow chicks do science now. Neat. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
Now playing: Fresh & Low, “New Life” youtube.com/watch?v=oXTPMw…
Now playing: Wax, “No. 30003 (B)” youtube.com/watch?v=mBmL7i… #catchytitle
Now playing: Function, “Disaffected” youtube.com/watch?v=6HcbdT…
Once more an excellent suggestion fron Mr @benpobjie. twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…
Motoring writers should adopt it too. “Rosberg embraced third gear upon entering the straight.”
Because it’s the only verb you’re allowed to use when writing about businesses deciding to do something. twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
@alixstone I’m just listing them as they turn up in You Tube’s selection. No action required.
@alixstone I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Now playing: Shifted, “Control” youtube.com/watch?v=SERx18… I approve of the Jukebox of Ewes’ work so far.
Now playing: Dettmann & Klock, “Dawning” youtube.com/watch?v=-z4QdS…
Reminder: This podcast has @FionaPattenMLC @upulie @sallywhyte. Warning: It also has me. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@irisherself Yes.
@niltiac Well, I think this means you get first dibs at hurling me down a well.
This is your occasional reminder that people who use the word “sapiosexual” should be hurled down a well.
From there, the Jukebox of Ewes has taken me to: Mathew Jonson, “Marionette” youtube.com/watch?v=daSid6…
Now playing: DJ HMC, “Marauder”, to which an excellent video has been added. youtube.com/watch?v=ZfstA3…
@JM77 I shall, but I doubt I’m needed there.
Column filed for @SBS. Only the gods know if I got the style right.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…
No, the internet is run FOR cats. They’ve delegated it to humans, as they always do. twitter.com/DarrenNolan_/s…
Hah! @Speechmatics just transcribed “SCADA systems” as “Scottish systems” and “skate assistance”. I like both of these ideas.
You should listen to @FionaPattenMLC @upulie @sallywhyte on the way home. Get the podcast now on the boss’ dime. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@Luiz0x29A @thegrugq_ebooks @JamesQueallyLAT Ebooks is obsessed with terrorists.
Writing.
@bmn Thanks, though whether you choose to follow me is your burden.
@nigel_castle @bmn I was hoping someone would notice.
@Spoonyman Yes, it’s worth a visit just now.
GonzoHacker Spoiler alert: bees
JamesQueallyLAT Trump being burned in effigy outside LA City Hall pic.twitter.com/pDcEo2EQ3X
Now playing: David Byrne & Brian Eno, “America is waiting” (for a message of some sort or another) youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3w3T…
@FlyOpineMonkey While I am not your research assistant, cross-checking my memory with a quick Google search confirms that it’s Queensland.
Look it’s not the best gangbang movie, I grant you, but it does have that named-star pulling-power. twitter.com/bmn/status/796…
@jonkudelka @GreenJ I cannot reveal my sources.
Actually this should just be: “Have a pee / with Donald T.” twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
Not really. The Australian has been paralysing moneys for years, waiting for this day. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
“Y’all have a pee / with Donald T.” twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
@PointZeroOne Well som of Trump’s proposals have great merit. I’ve been concerned about those Muslim Space Bees for some time.
I am starting to think that Senator Roberts lacks certain key critical thinking skills.
Poor bastard. twitter.com/FJKeany/status…
@oberonsghost They’re probably in both the Internet Archive and the US Library of Congress.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the people who run the internet. twitter.com/developerjack/…
Right, another coffee and then I’ll get into this writing.
historyben All of Trump’s press releases have been removed; the whole section redirects to the homepage. twitter.com/bairdjulia/sta…
@DrZenKas @upulie @FionaPattenMLC @sallywhyte No no that’s where it needed to go. Teledildonics is sex toys at a distance via the internet.
I’d like to see the analysis supporting this claim, including the increased vulnerability if we were cut out of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…5T
rohan_p I hadn’t realised but the FY16 Telstra figures on police data requests are in its sustainability report pic.twitter.com/TQL1YVlIrm
IT IS NOW THREAT LEVEL DRY SPLIT ENDS. I REPEAT, THREAT LEVEL DRY SPLIT ENDS. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
OK, this so hot a take that my computer has just caught fire. Ping @dobes twitter.com/rohan_p/status…
Ah. There’s one other thing th.at’ll help us pull through pic.twitter.com/ILoMuTzIVZ
Only @SwiftOnSecurity can help us through these difficult times. youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunR… twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
sheckyyoungman exclusive sneak peek at vox in 2017 pic.twitter.com/uUoM2FqK9o
I think he means “thoughts and prayers”. twitter.com/satyanadella/s…
Right, they’ve got that it’s a new thing in their narrative, but they haven’t worked out the scale of the novelty. twitter.com/VS_/status/796…
Are journalists saying “unprecedented” yet?
SwiftOnSecurity If I could Groundhog Day when that kid got Harambe killed, I’d take that over 4 years of this. Absolutely no question. Sign me up right now.
dwdavison9318 There is literally no pretzel shape into which Democrats are unwilling to twist themselves. twitter.com/thehill/status…
@PollHereford @jonkudelka Exactly. Just like Pyne is a fixer, Brandis is a splayner.
@Spoonyman We’ve all worked with a few of them. Sometimes one even becomes Attorney-General.
LeeLinChinSBS It is with great reluctance that I, Lee Lin Chin, first & last of her name vow to grab the US presidency by the pussy, I AM PRESIDENT NOW!
@jonkudelka It’s nothing but the best for quality cybering.
@MitBackwards Why thank you.
Well simpletons got us into this, simpletons can get us out of it. twitter.com/Spoonyman/stat…
Fuck you and your pelican.
Harsh. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
Actually, @jonkudelka, you need a political equivalent to these cyber attribution dice. pic.twitter.com/eENn34AFIC
Correct. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
That’s right, Ebooks, The terrorists win. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…
Notices a lot of activity in one of the Twitter streams. What’s that? Oh, American on fire. All proceeds as expected. Returns to work,
So fuck you, possum.
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DEPRIVE ME OF COFFEE DID YOU POSSUM WELL I HAVE VAST POWERS YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND AND THEY ARE CALLED A CREDIT CARD.
@AtomicMPC Now that you mention it…
I wish I were part of CAMEL MESSIAH.
MissionCommand Operative KEPLER SNAKE has been compromised. Enact protocol CAMEL MESSIAH.
JazzTwemlow To me, satire during this election was like smugly asking everyone to laugh at the flames instead of grabbing a bucket of water.
@thegrugq_ebooks Well you wouldn’t want to be reckless with your pussy, right?
nils_gilman MANDATE! Donald Trump just received the fewest votes of ANY major party candidate since 2000: Fewer than Kerry, McCain, Romney, or Clinton.
This excellent* podcast also includes us predicting that Trump would not become president, but then we’re experts a..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…0J
This is true. twitter.com/ApostrophePong…
thelateempire 14 year olds have set down the call of duty joysticks and paused their inane snapchat updates to preserve the Repub..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…hR
@ResignInShame All beans shall pass.
Also, I suspect that the sudden nap was hastened by the complete lack of coffee. Blame the possum for that one.
While that sudden nap was annoying, I do feel a bit better for it. My strained and painful bits are thankful.
thegrugq_ebooks Ebooks is ready for the big wedding.
Yes. The nudibranch teledildonics were moist. twitter.com/upulie/status/…
@BXGD I wish I could disagree with you there.
“Silicon Valley investors call for California to secede from the US after Trump win” theguardian.com/technology/201…
If you have any sort of integrity at all, you’ll listen to this podcast with @FionaPattenMLC @upulie @sallywhyte be..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…rP
Thu plan: Sudden nap (done); finish the damn thing for @SBS; comms for neglected project; start work on Corrupted Nerds @ruxcon podcast.
Lucky Matt. twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…
@MrGreenGenez @munin Today we are all Billybob and his cousins.
Oh here’s another cyber angle. pic.twitter.com/i7cBodWBkS
@riskybusiness @semibogan Exactly. Whereas so many are just padding.
@riskybusiness @semibogan Yes, well…
@ashabeeeee Ah that’s a respectable tally. However I’m cybering for SBS today. It’s a big cyberweek next week.
@semibogan Oh. Yeah. I keep forgetting about that place.
Head explodes. twitter.com/munin/status/7…
Has someone been making a list? “What Trump means for X” thinkpieces for all values of X.
@nphair Oh we’ll hear that too.
@thegrugq_ebooks @juhasaarinen How so?
juhasaarinen Silicon Valley investors call for California to secede from the US after Trump win theguardian.com/technology/201… #CalExit
What does Bernard Salt think?
TheOnion Man Nostalgic For Simpler Era Of 20 Hours Ago trib.al/ugfJ0HY pic.twitter.com/jWbnc57Mkd
thegrugq_ebooks nah, it’s pretty good.
michaelbd Maybe it isn’t just conservatives who live in an idiotic, media-created bubble of imagined persecution. twitter.com/Fusion/status/…
rgcooke Whoops. pic.twitter.com/CQEWkSnrEL
You also get healthcare. twitter.com/normative/stat…
Malcolm Turnbull. twitter.com/Janamok/status…
I’m rooting for Donald Trump.
AGFchairman Next a typical @QandA panel looks for answers on #Trump pic.twitter.com/BMAxkX6FMu
Expect to hear the words “special relationship” quite a bit in coming week. Also, “historical”. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…
Ah, the PR industry! In they swoop with the CEO’s “insights”… and feeble explainerspic.twitter.com/CuNAXmXZq2q2
@jonoabroad I’ve already done that.
libe A la une de Libé demain : American Psycho liberation.fr/liseuse/public… pic.twitter.com/4jExZuqqRr
Today’s world news in brief: It’s all shit and it’s getting even more shit. Possible shower, 24C.
@davidgwynnjones @GreenJ So you’re one of the forum people who doesn’t help answer the question, but tells some unrelated anecdote.
jrhennessy The NT News has found the real angle on this and I respect them for it pic.twitter.com/jLDrDLfzG9
@sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus The base would generally be a number of some sort.
@sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus Is there any empirical evidence for this position? Has the data been tampered with?
POLL: President Donald Trump is best compared with…? (It’s an actual poll. Click through. Please retweet.)
@SnarkyPlatypus People say all sorts of things on Twitter.
Thu plan, draft: Finish the damn thing for @SBS; schedule and comms for neglected project; start work on Corrupted Nerds @ruxcon podcast.
@SnarkyPlatypus But, you know, memory.
@SnarkyPlatypus Fron memory, quite high actually.
Goddamit that should’ve been “People are saying that the podcast is very good, and I WOULDN’T want to send people a..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…LO
Mostly.
People are saying that the podcast is very good, and I would want to send people around to hurt you.
So yesterday I posted that podcast with @FionaPattenMLC @upulie @sallywhyte so now it’s up to you — YOU! — to listetwitter.com/i/web/status/7…t0zi
@ApostrophePong @FionaPattenMLC Yes, that got a little creepy at times. In a fun way.
I’m going to put my money on the cloning vat.
Thursday. It’s like having a mirror. Or maybe a cloning vat. Thursday.