Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 10th, 2016

One last plug o’the podcast before bed. Click through. Listen. Enjoy. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The cheese fairies are useless.

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GrogsGamut Just realised PJK was wearing a single-breasted suit. Nothing makes sense anymore

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Cheese has still failed to appear. This is inexcusable.

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I desire cheese. But I have no cheese.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I never worked at Internode. I worked in the media. ABC / Triple J / The Core / Three D Rado.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus How can it be nowhere? Adelaide isn’t big enough to have a nowhere.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Of course in Adelaide I’d only need to know your family name and which school you went to and the rest follows.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I know some time ages back you reminded me where you fit in, but my memory now fails me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Yeah look you can tighten up the geography than that. Anywhere in this image. pic.twitter.com/4Iif22Ud4R

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@glengyron Hey I just played an HMC track and let it run on auto-play. This is where it’s taking me.

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Wow chicks do science now. Neat. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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Motoring writers should adopt it too. “Rosberg embraced third gear upon entering the straight.”

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Because it’s the only verb you’re allowed to use when writing about businesses deciding to do something. twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

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@alixstone I’m just listing them as they turn up in You Tube’s selection. No action required.

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@alixstone I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Now playing: Shifted, “Control” youtube.com/watch?v=SERx18… I approve of the Jukebox of Ewes’ work so far.

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Reminder: This podcast has @FionaPattenMLC @upulie @sallywhyte. Warning: It also has me. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@niltiac Well, I think this means you get first dibs at hurling me down a well.

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This is your occasional reminder that people who use the word “sapiosexual” should be hurled down a well.

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From there, the Jukebox of Ewes has taken me to: Mathew Jonson, “Marionette” youtube.com/watch?v=daSid6…

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Now playing: DJ HMC, “Marauder”, to which an excellent video has been added. youtube.com/watch?v=ZfstA3…

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@JM77 I shall, but I doubt I’m needed there.

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Column filed for @SBS. Only the gods know if I got the style right.

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No, the internet is run FOR cats. They’ve delegated it to humans, as they always do. twitter.com/DarrenNolan_/s…

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Hah! @Speechmatics just transcribed “SCADA systems” as “Scottish systems” and “skate assistance”. I like both of these ideas.

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You should listen to @FionaPattenMLC @upulie @sallywhyte on the way home. Get the podcast now on the boss’ dime. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@bmn Thanks, though whether you choose to follow me is your burden.

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@Spoonyman Yes, it’s worth a visit just now.

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GonzoHacker Spoiler alert: bees

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JamesQueallyLAT Trump being burned in effigy outside LA City Hall pic.twitter.com/pDcEo2EQ3X

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Now playing: David Byrne & Brian Eno, “America is waiting” (for a message of some sort or another) youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3w3T…

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@FlyOpineMonkey While I am not your research assistant, cross-checking my memory with a quick Google search confirms that it’s Queensland.

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Look it’s not the best gangbang movie, I grant you, but it does have that named-star pulling-power. twitter.com/bmn/status/796…

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Actually this should just be: “Have a pee / with Donald T.” twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Not really. The Australian has been paralysing moneys for years, waiting for this day. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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“Y’all have a pee / with Donald T.” twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@PointZeroOne Well som of Trump’s proposals have great merit. I’ve been concerned about those Muslim Space Bees for some time.

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I am starting to think that Senator Roberts lacks certain key critical thinking skills.

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@oberonsghost They’re probably in both the Internet Archive and the US Library of Congress.

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the people who run the internet. twitter.com/developerjack/…

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Right, another coffee and then I’ll get into this writing.

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historyben All of Trump’s press releases have been removed; the whole section redirects to the homepage. twitter.com/bairdjulia/sta…

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@DrZenKas @upulie @FionaPattenMLC @sallywhyte No no that’s where it needed to go. Teledildonics is sex toys at a distance via the internet.

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I’d like to see the analysis supporting this claim, including the increased vulnerability if we were cut out of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…5T

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rohan_p I hadn’t realised but the FY16 Telstra figures on police data requests are in its sustainability report pic.twitter.com/TQL1YVlIrm

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IT IS NOW THREAT LEVEL DRY SPLIT ENDS. I REPEAT, THREAT LEVEL DRY SPLIT ENDS. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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OK, this so hot a take that my computer has just caught fire. Ping @dobes twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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Ah. There’s one other thing th.at’ll help us pull through pic.twitter.com/ILoMuTzIVZ

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sheckyyoungman exclusive sneak peek at vox in 2017 pic.twitter.com/uUoM2FqK9o

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I think he means “thoughts and prayers”. twitter.com/satyanadella/s…

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Right, they’ve got that it’s a new thing in their narrative, but they haven’t worked out the scale of the novelty. twitter.com/VS_/status/796…

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Are journalists saying “unprecedented” yet?

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SwiftOnSecurity If I could Groundhog Day when that kid got Harambe killed, I’d take that over 4 years of this. Absolutely no question. Sign me up right now.

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dwdavison9318 There is literally no pretzel shape into which Democrats are unwilling to twist themselves. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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@PollHereford @jonkudelka Exactly. Just like Pyne is a fixer, Brandis is a splayner.

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@Spoonyman We’ve all worked with a few of them. Sometimes one even becomes Attorney-General.

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LeeLinChinSBS It is with great reluctance that I, Lee Lin Chin, first & last of her name vow to grab the US presidency by the pussy, I AM PRESIDENT NOW!

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@jonkudelka It’s nothing but the best for quality cybering.

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Well simpletons got us into this, simpletons can get us out of it. twitter.com/Spoonyman/stat…

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Fuck you and your pelican.

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Actually, @jonkudelka, you need a political equivalent to these cyber attribution dice. pic.twitter.com/eENn34AFIC

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Notices a lot of activity in one of the Twitter streams. What’s that? Oh, American on fire. All proceeds as expected. Returns to work,

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YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DEPRIVE ME OF COFFEE DID YOU POSSUM WELL I HAVE VAST POWERS YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND AND THEY ARE CALLED A CREDIT CARD.

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I wish I were part of CAMEL MESSIAH.

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MissionCommand Operative KEPLER SNAKE has been compromised. Enact protocol CAMEL MESSIAH.

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JazzTwemlow To me, satire during this election was like smugly asking everyone to laugh at the flames instead of grabbing a bucket of water.

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@thegrugq_ebooks Well you wouldn’t want to be reckless with your pussy, right?

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nils_gilman MANDATE! Donald Trump just received the fewest votes of ANY major party candidate since 2000: Fewer than Kerry, McCain, Romney, or Clinton.

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This excellent* podcast also includes us predicting that Trump would not become president, but then we’re experts a..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…0J

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thelateempire 14 year olds have set down the call of duty joysticks and paused their inane snapchat updates to preserve the Repub..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…hR

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Also, I suspect that the sudden nap was hastened by the complete lack of coffee. Blame the possum for that one.

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While that sudden nap was annoying, I do feel a bit better for it. My strained and painful bits are thankful.

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thegrugq_ebooks Ebooks is ready for the big wedding.

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Yes. The nudibranch teledildonics were moist. twitter.com/upulie/status/…

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@BXGD I wish I could disagree with you there.

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“Silicon Valley investors call for California to secede from the US after Trump win” theguardian.com/technology/201…

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If you have any sort of integrity at all, you’ll listen to this podcast with @FionaPattenMLC @upulie @sallywhyte be..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…rP

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Thu plan: Sudden nap (done); finish the damn thing for @SBS; comms for neglected project; start work on Corrupted Nerds @ruxcon podcast.

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@MrGreenGenez @munin Today we are all Billybob and his cousins.

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@ashabeeeee Ah that’s a respectable tally. However I’m cybering for SBS today. It’s a big cyberweek next week.

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@semibogan Oh. Yeah. I keep forgetting about that place.

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Has someone been making a list? “What Trump means for X” thinkpieces for all values of X.

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@egadheg @smurray38 Cyber fuck knuckle? Nah, I’d be in it up to my elbows.

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juhasaarinen Silicon Valley investors call for California to secede from the US after Trump win theguardian.com/technology/201…

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What does Bernard Salt think?

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TheOnion Man Nostalgic For Simpler Era Of 20 Hours Ago trib.al/ugfJ0HY pic.twitter.com/jWbnc57Mkd

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thegrugq_ebooks nah, it’s pretty good.

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michaelbd Maybe it isn’t just conservatives who live in an idiotic, media-created bubble of imagined persecution. twitter.com/Fusion/status/…

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rgcooke Whoops. pic.twitter.com/CQEWkSnrEL

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I’m rooting for Donald Trump.

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AGFchairman Next a typical @QandA panel looks for answers on pic.twitter.com/BMAxkX6FMu

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Expect to hear the words “special relationship” quite a bit in coming week. Also, “historical”. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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Ah, the PR industry! In they swoop with the CEO’s “insights”… and feeble explainerspic.twitter.com/CuNAXmXZq2q2

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@jonoabroad I’ve already done that.

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libe A la une de Libé demain : American Psycho liberation.fr/liseuse/public… pic.twitter.com/4jExZuqqRr

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Today’s world news in brief: It’s all shit and it’s getting even more shit. Possible shower, 24C.

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@davidgwynnjones @GreenJ So you’re one of the forum people who doesn’t help answer the question, but tells some unrelated anecdote.

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jrhennessy The NT News has found the real angle on this and I respect them for it pic.twitter.com/jLDrDLfzG9

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@sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus The base would generally be a number of some sort.

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@sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus Is there any empirical evidence for this position? Has the data been tampered with?

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POLL: President Donald Trump is best compared with…? (It’s an actual poll. Click through. Please retweet.)

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@SnarkyPlatypus People say all sorts of things on Twitter.

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Thu plan, draft: Finish the damn thing for @SBS; schedule and comms for neglected project; start work on Corrupted Nerds @ruxcon podcast.

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Goddamit that should’ve been “People are saying that the podcast is very good, and I WOULDN’T want to send people a..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…LO

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People are saying that the podcast is very good, and I would want to send people around to hurt you.

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So yesterday I posted that podcast with @FionaPattenMLC @upulie @sallywhyte so now it’s up to you — YOU! — to listetwitter.com/i/web/status/7…t0zi

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@ApostrophePong @FionaPattenMLC Yes, that got a little creepy at times. In a fun way.

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I’m going to put my money on the cloning vat.

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Thursday. It’s like having a mirror. Or maybe a cloning vat. Thursday.

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