Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 16th, 2016

You could well have a pink batts situation up there. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…

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Well, if you count in-ceiling sex.

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I’m only complaining because they’re getting more than I am.

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SHUT UP YOU POSSUMS AND STOP HAVING SUCH ROWDY SEX IN THE CEILING.

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Me at @SBSVICELAND: “Suppose they started a cyber war and no-one knew” sbs.com.au/guide/article/… “Cyberwar” started last night.

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@R_Chirgwin I’ll done some reconnaissance tomorrow. They’re maybe six weeks old, I guess, with eyes open and bouncy scampering.

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@R_Chirgwin Well, maybe they hide somewhere else. I saw maybe four kittens playing but they scampered away when I opened the back door.

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@R_Chirgwin Yeah they seem to have set up shop under the fallen palm fronds.

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@R_Chirgwin You seem to have a litter of black and white kittens in your back yard at Lilyfield.

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@jplonie Of course I mean LHDs but my clevertelephone decided to help.

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Some crank seems to have taken over the microphone. twitter.com/ASHMMedia/stat…

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@photogramel Well you can’t argue with a pedigree like that!

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@photogramel @twitter @PrisonPlanet Not that I know of, but it’s hard to be sure.

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I’ve departed the @Fortinet event because the last session is how-to stuff for their technology and I’m not a plumber.

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James_Jeffrey 🎤For those who’ve come across the seas/ We’ve ships and planes - beware!🎤 twitter.com/turnbullmalcol…

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Next up, @jturner_ibrs with some bullshit or other. “Security leadership – the essential ingredient for true cyber resiliencety

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@ashabeeeee I think I’ll manage without, assuming you’re pulling out the highlights.

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Spoonyman Understandable, when delivery of the new Mercedes-Benz is delayed by a few hours or hairdresser is on holidays. So..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…D8

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I am not going to even try to tweet this diagram of @Fortinet security fabric.

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Next up, Gary Gardiner, Director of Engineering APAC with @Fortinet, and it’s clearly not a plug.

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This, however, is the masterwork. twitter.com/Malcolmsquotes…

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nehadk Hey yo @twittertwitter.com/Malcolmsquotes…

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There’s actually a discussion of the word “cunt” in my latest podcast, at 1h 09m 27s. stilgherrian.com/edict/00064/

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Next up, Simon Gribble, Business Development Manager Cloud Security, BAE Systems.

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FFS, @twitter, what stupid cunts. Softcock Americans with no understanding of how non-Americans speak. Stick an MA1..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…cE

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Doris Day, “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” youtube.com/watch?v=H6SXi4… Sing along with Sydney’s real estate theme song!

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“NBN has been very slow to deliver in WA.” He’s said that twice now.

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dobes Not a bubble
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Maybe between slides of rye bread? Like a club sandwich, it could be a Trump sandwich. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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Apparently if a WA school burns down, they can set up the school and its network on another site in 24 hours.

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Next up, Glen Veen, Dir Infrastructure & Telecommunications, WA Dept of Education

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Australia has a hand-wavey paragraph, whereas the US has 16 defined sectors so what needs protecting is specified.

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Irvine says that govt has an important role in protecting critical infrastructure, starting off with actually defining it.

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@chrisfordoz Well that’s hardly surprising, given his background.

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Irvine delivers some mid-level snark at the Guardian for their support of Snowden.

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@semibogan If we’re having to explain things using Archer, we’re in bat country now.

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@Capt_Breakfast He’s put this stuff into a solid 30-minute presentation for company directors. All the current thinkings.

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Irvine is saying that the emphasis shouldn’t be on cyber security, but rather cyber resilience.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s rather fun hearing an old-school spook droppin’ the cybers.

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Cyber fiduciary responsibilities!

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Dammit is there a workshop on data de-identitification and re-identification today?

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@munin Well you handle meat either way.

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@munin Is that like playing Steak House or Gay Bar?

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Hah! Me from 2011: “Cybercrime 2016: Paper-boy refrigerator revenge” cso.com.au/article/404801…

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Tentacles of cyber espionage!

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jturner_ibrs Listening to David Irvine AO speaking is like a masterclass in the art of saying something without saying it

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Oh yeah, and the tools that are available to nation-states are also available to non-state actors. So there’s that.

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Irvine runs thru the Ukraine power grid hack. The @WIRED yarn was excellent on this. wired.com/2016/03/inside…

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Sabotage is in the playbook of every major nation around the world, says Irvine.

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After mentioning espionage, Irvine says there’s also nation-state sabotage. Often not spoken about.

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First up at for me, David Irvine, former DG ASIS and DG ASIO.

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En route to the @Fortinet Security 361° Symposium, or at least the afternoon sessions. apac2016.361securityforum.com/sydney-austral…

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@NewtonMark @upulie @FionaPattenMLC Oh good. It felt good during the mix. I didn’t edit the conversation at all.

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@jeffsonstein @dobes @incorrect @nerissimo @OxfordWords What that doesn’t mention is that the UK wanted the Frenchify things to look posh.

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@NewtonMark @upulie Oh good, though I assume that means you found @FionaPattenMLC and I to be somewhat disturbing?

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@incorrect @dobes @jeffsonstein @nerissimo Well they’re all dialects of English. She’s a many and varied tongue.

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@dobes @incorrect @jeffsonstein @nerissimo Was it Webster who did that? I can never remember which arsehattery was done by which arsehat.

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@incorrect @dobes @jeffsonstein @nerissimo I dunno that going for the z of EN-US makes it that much worse.

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The Deloitte cyberbriefing has come to a cyberconclusion.

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@R_Chirgwin Mind you, I’m using Skype to dial out so I can record at my end. I can drop you a copy if you like?

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@R_Chirgwin There’s something, but it doesn’t sound like 50Hz. Higher? Laptop fan near a mic?

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@spottytwit I may not necessarily be wearing pants.

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I have cyberdialled into the Deloitte cyberbriefing.

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@ResignInShame Oh yeah, I just ate too much chilli on the weekend.

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@incorrect Oh that comes this afternoon when @jturner_ibrs takes the stage.

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I retweeted that because apparently it’s a @Fortinet Symposium, not a conference. apac2016.361securityforum.com/sydney-austral…

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Wed plan, draft: 1000 Deloitte cyber briefing (phone); 1215 @Fortinet Security 361° Symposium (don’t blame me; it’s cyberful); bin night.

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Wednesday. It is likely to be fatter in the middle than it was last week. Wednesday.

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