You could well have a pink batts situation up there. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…
Well, if you count in-ceiling sex.
I’m only complaining because they’re getting more than I am.
SHUT UP YOU POSSUMS AND STOP HAVING SUCH ROWDY SEX IN THE CEILING.
@thegrugq_ebooks @SBSVICELAND I think you’re getting confused again.
Me at @SBSVICELAND: “Suppose they started a cyber war and no-one knew” sbs.com.au/guide/article/… “Cyberwar” started last night.
@R_Chirgwin I’ll done some reconnaissance tomorrow. They’re maybe six weeks old, I guess, with eyes open and bouncy scampering.
@R_Chirgwin Well, maybe they hide somewhere else. I saw maybe four kittens playing but they scampered away when I opened the back door.
@R_Chirgwin Yeah they seem to have set up shop under the fallen palm fronds.
@R_Chirgwin You seem to have a litter of black and white kittens in your back yard at Lilyfield.
@piecritic Pretty much.
@jplonie Of course I mean LHDs but my clevertelephone decided to help.
@Steve_Lockstep @dobes @ashabeeeee Wow. Long. And hard.
I reckon so. twitter.com/andrewdotnich/…
@nehadk I believe this to be true.
@jplonie It’s one of two Canberra-class LEDS. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canberra-…
One for you, @SwiftOnSecurity! twitter.com/zackster/statu…
Some crank seems to have taken over the microphone. twitter.com/ASHMMedia/stat…
@photogramel Well you can’t argue with a pedigree like that!
@ashabeeeee @parisbcowan Well our art is special.
@parisbcowan @ashabeeeee What remarkable self-control.
@photogramel @twitter @PrisonPlanet Not that I know of, but it’s hard to be sure.
I’ve departed the @Fortinet #361security event because the last session is how-to stuff for their technology and I’m not a plumber.
Oh yeah. @jturner_ibrs is running through the @IBRS Security Leadership MAP. ibrs.com.au/research/promo… #361security
James_Jeffrey 🎤For those who’ve come across the seas/ We’ve ships and planes - beware!🎤 twitter.com/turnbullmalcol…
Next up, @jturner_ibrs with some bullshit or other. “Security leadership – the essential ingredient for true cyber resilience#361securityty
@ashabeeeee I think I’ll manage without, assuming you’re pulling out the highlights.
It’s got a cloud in it. #361security
Spoonyman Understandable, when delivery of the new Mercedes-Benz is delayed by a few hours or hairdresser is on holidays. So..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…D8
I am not going to even try to tweet this diagram of @Fortinet security fabric. #361security
Just cited, “Cyber Cold War heats up” straitstimes.com/opinion/cyber-… #361security
Next up, Gary Gardiner, Director of Engineering APAC with @Fortinet, and it’s clearly not a plug. #361security
This, however, is the masterwork. twitter.com/Malcolmsquotes…
nehadk Hey yo @twitter… twitter.com/Malcolmsquotes…
There’s actually a discussion of the word “cunt” in my latest podcast, at 1h 09m 27s. stilgherrian.com/edict/00064/
Next up, Simon Gribble, Business Development Manager Cloud Security, BAE Systems. #361security
FFS, @twitter, what stupid cunts. Softcock Americans with no understanding of how non-Americans speak. Stick an MA1..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…cE
Doris Day, “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” youtube.com/watch?v=H6SXi4… Sing along with Sydney’s real estate theme song!
“NBN has been very slow to deliver in WA.” He’s said that twice now. #361security
dobes Not a bubble
Not a bubble
Not a bubble
Not a bubble
Not a bubble
Not a bubble
Not a bubble
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Not a bubbl..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…rZ
Also, slices of bread.
Maybe between slides of rye bread? Like a club sandwich, it could be a Trump sandwich. twitter.com/markhumphries/…
Apparently if a WA school burns down, they can set up the school and its network on another site in 24 hours. #361security
Next up, Glen Veen, Dir Infrastructure & Telecommunications, WA Dept of Education #361security
Australia has a hand-wavey paragraph, whereas the US has 16 defined sectors so what needs protecting is specified. #361security
Irvine says that govt has an important role in protecting critical infrastructure, starting off with actually defining it. #361security
Bat Country. pic.twitter.com/ifMM5YTXC5
@chrisfordoz Well that’s hardly surprising, given his background. #361security
@semibogan Fair point.
Irvine delivers some mid-level snark at the Guardian for their support of Snowden. #361security
@semibogan If we’re having to explain things using Archer, we’re in bat country now.
@Capt_Breakfast He’s put this stuff into a solid 30-minute presentation for company directors. All the current thinkings.
@semibogan You may kiss my ring.
@semibogan Yes, my son?
Irvine is saying that the emphasis shouldn’t be on cyber security, but rather cyber resilience. #361security
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s rather fun hearing an old-school spook droppin’ the cybers.
Cyber fiduciary responsibilities! #361security
Dammit is there a workshop on data de-identitification and re-identification today? #deIDworkshop
@VS_ It’s cyberlicious!
@firstdogonmoon What about Pseudo Echo then?
@firstdogonmoon What about Supernaut?
@munin Well you handle meat either way.
@munin Is that like playing Steak House or Gay Bar?
Hah! Me from 2011: “Cybercrime 2016: Paper-boy refrigerator revenge” cso.com.au/article/404801… #361security
Tentacles of cyber espionage! #361security
jturner_ibrs Listening to David Irvine AO speaking is like a masterclass in the art of saying something without saying it #361security
Oh yeah, and the tools that are available to nation-states are also available to non-state actors. So there’s that. #361security
Irvine runs thru the Ukraine power grid hack. The @WIRED yarn was excellent on this. wired.com/2016/03/inside… #361security
Sabotage is in the playbook of every major nation around the world, says Irvine. #361security
After mentioning espionage, Irvine says there’s also nation-state sabotage. Often not spoken about. #361security
Cybercentury! #361security
First up at #361security for me, David Irvine, former DG ASIS and DG ASIO.
En route to the @Fortinet Security 361° Symposium, or at least the afternoon sessions. apac2016.361securityforum.com/sydney-austral…
@NewtonMark @upulie @FionaPattenMLC Oh good. It felt good during the mix. I didn’t edit the conversation at all.
@jeffsonstein @dobes @incorrect @nerissimo @OxfordWords What that doesn’t mention is that the UK wanted the Frenchify things to look posh.
@NewtonMark @upulie Oh good, though I assume that means you found @FionaPattenMLC and I to be somewhat disturbing?
@incorrect @dobes @jeffsonstein @nerissimo Well they’re all dialects of English. She’s a many and varied tongue.
@dobes @incorrect @jeffsonstein @nerissimo Was it Webster who did that? I can never remember which arsehattery was done by which arsehat.
@incorrect @dobes @jeffsonstein @nerissimo I dunno that going for the z of EN-US makes it that much worse.
Oh FFS. Cyberisation! Ping @dobes. HT @jeffsonstein. twitter.com/nerissimo/stat…
The Deloitte cyberbriefing has come to a cyberconclusion.
@djshaneday Cybertone.
@R_Chirgwin Mind you, I’m using Skype to dial out so I can record at my end. I can drop you a copy if you like?
@R_Chirgwin There’s something, but it doesn’t sound like 50Hz. Higher? Laptop fan near a mic?
@spottytwit I may not necessarily be wearing pants.
I have cyberdialled into the Deloitte cyberbriefing.
@ResignInShame Oh yeah, I just ate too much chilli on the weekend.
@incorrect Oh that comes this afternoon when @jturner_ibrs takes the stage.
@ResignInShame I bet it doesn’t.
It could have been a Summit.
I retweeted that because apparently it’s a @Fortinet Symposium, not a conference. apac2016.361securityforum.com/sydney-austral…
Wed plan, draft: 1000 Deloitte cyber briefing (phone); 1215 @Fortinet Security 361° Symposium (don’t blame me; it’s cyberful); bin night.
@HyperBrendan @MarkDiStef I am of no consequence.
Wednesday. It is likely to be fatter in the middle than it was last week. Wednesday.