Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 20th, 2016

aral Uber will sell your (sorry, I mean “their copy of your”) data.

Funny, they seemed like such great folks previously. twitter.com/Doug_Laney/sta…

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This article was clearly written by an arsehat. twitter.com/ZDNet/status/8…

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@developerjack I’d managed to guess that, actually.

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Hahahaha he used “recruiters” and “learn” in the same sentence. twitter.com/developerjack/…

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“Queensland woman in custody over sex acts with dog” news.com.au/national/queen… pic.twitter.com/io2GmI03Ya

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hayesdavenport People saying Trump “tweets to distract” remind me of how my mom thought our dog knew when it was his birthday.

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@niltiac Maybe I don’t mean there then But I can’t be arsed looking now.

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dobes Luv 2 dart with the doggo pic.twitter.com/TiFoh3GGSb

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@garystark @juhasaarinen You’re thinking of ping-pong balls. And the other thing.

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I have no idea what’s going on here, and I would like to keep it that way. twitter.com/thomasrdotorg/…

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This feeling turns up in so many of life’s situations. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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Yeah don’t get in the way of Buddhist nuns. Inner peace and tranquillity my arse. They’ll have you. twitter.com/NewsRevo/statu…

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tip66 G’day pic.twitter.com/qVW5NsbVEu

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@displayb333 I consider that bit at the front to be a title. Also, to give the same emphasis to “Fact” as “True”.

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paulwiggins Why is MSM ignoring the fact there are no Jaffas on the shelves at @woolworths Burwood? Latte-sipping elitists. No sugar for you!

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True Fact: I judge you by how you punctuate your tweets.

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@mediajorge Oh dear God that is gorgeous for so many reasons.

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But the poop is what we’re here for. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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thinkpiecebot Young Voters are Killing Dipshits Who Think All Editing Is Censorship

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Sweating. Like a pig. And not a happy pig either.

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Well eventually old grey ladies go senile. And then they die. Nothing but dust and regret. twitter.com/mediajorge/sta…

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Mind you, my dear friend and chef the late Toby Wong put “Mr Wong’s Authentic Malaysian Duck Pizza” on the menu, and had a back story.

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I have just passed a place offering “Asian pulled pork pizza” and I’m now wondering whether Hitler was right.

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Are they trying to tell us something? pic.twitter.com/kClW3lbQNd

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Some sort of Boomer band is setting up, which will be my cue to leave. pic.twitter.com/uwClrHwSku

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@R_Chirgwin Except that Uber Eats is already a thing, though not for steaks that rare.

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@jeamland A lot, I mean. The clevertelephone is helping.

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@jeamland A pot, because I don’t know any of these songs.

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Shut up, America, not everything is about you.

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@twiddlekins Wow, bonus points for choosing a real place.

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secvalve This passage made me laugh loudly. Such a burn. pic.twitter.com/toycYnNFRV

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You can all stop retweeting that statement from Hamilton now. There isn’t a goatherd in Tajikistan that hasn’t read it already.

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@gths A flash of X-rays! How poetic.

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Well if you’re after someone who knows about making things more dense… twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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dagra2 By far and away the most mournful I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter clone. pic.twitter.com/UgttJMeM0R

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freddiedeboer As President Trump’s troops lead the two of us into a gas chamber, Neil Degrasse Tyson chuckles as he says to me, “It’s a VAPOR, not a GAS.”

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This is excellent. There are so many excellent suggestions today. twitter.com/iain_chalmers/…

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Well that was a 90-minute walk. I’m meant to be doing 2 x 60 minutes a week to start with. Not such a great start.

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Meanwhile, Uber General Liquids home-delivers your weekly tub of Soylent and changes the tubes,

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Boomerism recreated as a fabric pattern for children’s bedrooms, 3D printed on the home Ikeamat 3000.

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Don’t worry, Boomers. Just as mechanisation killed your grandfather’s jobs, connected computers will kill your kids’ jobs.

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This part of Rozelle and Balmain treats the working class as a decor style. Or as mythical creatures, gnomes or something.

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Passing the Welcome Hotel, established 1877.

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“We can’t stop here. This is Boomer Country.”

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My my doesn’t the northern half of Rozelle have aspirations above its station.

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OK, the consensus is 5 out of 5 that it is and it always has been. Thank you.

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Is Birkenhead Point still a shithole?

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Getting the show on, as they say, the road.

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SwiftOnSecurity Bitcoin: Where libertarians re-discover the last 1000 years of banking rationale

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SwiftOnSecurity The #1 reason people invest in Bitcoin is to pay ransoms 🤔

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SwiftOnSecurity “What’s bitcoin?”
“Humans used to spend megawatts doing worthless math for nerd money.”
*another child*
“What’s it like to live on land?”

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benpobjie Anyone made a porno called Hard Brexit yet? Corbyn and May lookalikes just pounding away at each other? No?

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MichaelRoddan Amazing: elite white collar professionals in Australia feel need for counselling after election in different country twitter.com/australian/sta…

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@lelak @benpobjie And I’m fine with that too, ‘cos then you get two blokes pretending to be a horse, and a fat old failed celebrity in drag.

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That said, this should become standard practice in every theatre production. twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…

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fuckeveryword fuck heliocentricity

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benpobjie Way ahead of you twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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Right. Another coffee, and then I implement The Plan.

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LukeDCoffey This tweet is driving the Russian internet trolls CRAZY! twitter.com/lukedcoffey/st…

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@OaaSvc @voltagex @thomasrdotorg Well yeah, there was an awkward pause as we both realised we thought the other’s position was ludicrous.

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@OaaSvc @voltagex @thomasrdotorg So, right conclusion, wrong chain of logic.

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@OaaSvc @voltagex @thomasrdotorg In an interview I did with Turnbull he called me “barking mad” for imagining four FHD streams in one house.

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robert_ruggiero From @TabathaSouthey on “post-truth.” 😂 pic.twitter.com/oRCCwlJSKt

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MarkDiStef Imagine this series of words appearing after your name to describe you nymag.com/selectall/2016… pic.twitter.com/wwbXfFJALy

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“Jesus Christ, and now we have to spend three months locked in a tin can with these people…twitter.com/NASA/status/80…Jn

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Trump’s staffers will have follow him carrying little Twitter scoops, just like people walking their dogs in the park.

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oz_f The biggest social movement in America exists to defend a satirical hip-hop musical. No wonder the left is dead.

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willkostakis My dream of having my photo on a newspaper juxtaposed with a really terrible headline is realised. pic.twitter.com/zVDCtEIjng

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@jtwyman I see that’s further to the NW than I was planning, but I’ll see how I go when I get out there. Thanks.

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@michaelneale I don’t think it’d matter. He seems to figure out these things on his own.

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@jtwyman Oh just looping through the southern part of Balmain to bring it up to around 6km before lunch.

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Sun plan, supplemental: My doctor wants me to take photos on my walk, I suspect as evidence for the defence, so expect some photos.

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Sun plan: Lie in (done); walk Lilyfield / Rozelle / Balmain / Rozelle; lunch, The Murton Hotel; remainder TBA, but do the Weekly Wrap.

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@Left_in_Limbo Look ask @MalwareJake, he’s the one who started this damn fool idea.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There are Twitter records of me saying many things.

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SethMacFarlane When I read his tweets out loud, I realize the rhythms are like the English vocal overdubs in Japanese anime. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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MalwareJake I want to teach courses using analogies like this. Don’t think I’d get away with it… twitter.com/CrazyinRussia/…

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@garthk I don’t think Bristol scores can do that.

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Yeah so I wouldn’t be holding my breath mate. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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Did I eat salad last night?

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@MargotSaville @R_Chirgwin Are we going to have to have that conversation?

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Best Balmain story ever: Someone’s “lovely” renovated cottage burnt down ‘cos fire trucks couldn’t squeeze past SUVs in narrow streets.

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@R_Chirgwin That thought did cross my mind, especially if I add in the Balmain loop. But no, I have self-control.

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“Mein Führer, I can walk!”

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@R_Chirgwin Aha! And if a loop a bit further down into Balmain (at the risk of losing my integrity) I can then have lunch the The Merton.

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jntod ‘We’re gonna build a fourth wall, folks, and make the Brechtians pay for it’ pic.twitter.com/wVtlofz3g0

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@SnarkyPlatypus How dare you besmirch the reputation of the noble currawong. I reckon the noisy miner is more like it.

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Denise Drysdale, Jacki MacDonald, Jeanne Little. twitter.com/RNSundayExtra/…

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kibblesmith Your parents in 1996: Don’t trust ANYONE on the Internet.

Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.

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@R_Chirgwin Not long enough, but I’ll accept this as a potential first draft.

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@irisherself I will consider this. I had a Sunday lie-in, though, so I’m still trying to figure out how pants work.

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Why are people always so down on the Nazis?

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MalwareJake FFS, don’t fly a baby in business on a long haul international flight. Or drug it. I’m ambivalent.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You haven’t known him as long as I have.

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Hmmm. I have to go for a walk today, or tomorrow my doctor is going to give me that look.

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jayrosen_nyu Gamergate “turned out to be a better predictor of the presidential election than any rubber chicken dinner in Iowa.” cjr.org/first_person/b…

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senthorun Reality. pic.twitter.com/dxIZwavXwh

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upulie After years of careful knockout studies, Katyayani had finally bred an army of killer peacocks. Soon, the Peacock T..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…l2

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SimonBanksHB Remember the whole point of @TurnbullMalcolm’s Double Dissolution election was so that he didn’t have to negotiate on his IR Bills

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@jeamland @DuitsyWasHere Fair point. Though it does look optimised for that purpose.

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This is like the opening scene in “2001”, isn’t it. twitter.com/DuitsyWasHere/…

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I suppose I should do something today other than randomly retweet other people’s shit.

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mrkocnnll I ❤️Harper’s pic.twitter.com/FqL9KfglS9

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Martholio Standing desk hack level 9000. pic.twitter.com/bMPg47kUMW

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OK I’m calling the International Criminal Court now. twitter.com/gths/status/80…

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dariodactyl All this hubbub about fake news. Finally some . Thanks @adelaidenow pic.twitter.com/SjTKlaCrCK

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OaaSvc 98 seconds to first infection. twitter.com/ErrataRob/stat…

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Makes note: Instead of “smokes too much weed” just say you’re a “timeless cosmic sage”. See, mum, I told you it was..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DT

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summerbrennan In another universe, Hillary is president-elect and we’re all fighting about a NYT recipe that says to put peas in pumpkin pie.

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DogSolutions FALSE PRODUKT, do not buy. DogSolution, only name can trust. Than kyou pic.twitter.com/9pOOTae3ng

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regularstormy Worst. Hacker line. Ever.

Well done, Jason Bourne directors. Well done. pic.twitter.com/Qwj5uv4OTL

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Sunday. Where are the people with the cheese graters now, eh? Wasn’t that a poor decision! Sunday.

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