Wow. Even Barry Crocker. https://t.co/DWAZclJ57f
@newzedland Sorry, I stand corrected.
RT @aral: Uber will sell your (sorry, I mean “their copy of yourâ€) data.
Funny, they seemed like such great folks previously. https://t.co…
This article was clearly written by an arsehat. https://t.co/rXUa7zhSl2
@developerjack I’d managed to guess that, actually.
@developerjack Uhuh.
Hahahaha he used “recruiters†and “learn†in the same sentence. https://t.co/eXfX6x3UFH
“Queensland woman in custody over sex acts with dog†https://t.co/KitQt4OoZd https://t.co/io2GmI03Ya
hayesdavenport People saying Trump “tweets to distract” remind me of how my mom thought our dog knew when it was his birthday.
@niltiac Maybe I don’t mean there then But I can’t be arsed looking now.
dobes Luv 2 dart with the doggo pic.twitter.com/TiFoh3GGSb
@niltiac More or less, yes.
@garystark @juhasaarinen You’re thinking of ping-pong balls. And the other thing.
I have no idea what’s going on here, and I would like to keep it that way. https://t.co/D4MbMhybN4
This feeling turns up in so many of life’s situations. https://t.co/E3aQwaKFJu
@NuclearAnthro Indeed.
I might be thinking of a movie.
Yeah don’t get in the way of Buddhist nuns. Inner peace and tranquillity my arse. They’ll have you. https://t.co/mu3irk6gup
True Fact. https://t.co/7iff32HR7d
RT @tip66: G’day https://t.co/qVW5NsbVEu
@displayb333 I consider that bit at the front to be a title. Also, to give the same emphasis to “Fact” as “True”.
@JustJimWillDo @irisherself Well that’s one way to lose weight.
@RealNickHodge Fuck off.
paulwiggins Why is MSM ignoring the fact there are no Jaffas on the shelves at @woolworths Burwood? Latte-sipping elitists. No sugar for you!
True Fact: I judge you by how you punctuate your tweets.
@irisherself This rendition isn’t.
@mediajorge Oh dear God that is gorgeous for so many reasons.
But the poop is what we’re here for. https://t.co/DzdC6WUwt6
@NuclearAnthro Fair point.
@NuclearAnthro In Sydney’s inner west?
thinkpiecebot Young Voters are Killing Dipshits Who Think All Editing Is Censorship
Sweating. Like a pig. And not a happy pig either.
Well eventually old grey ladies go senile. And then they die. Nothing but dust and regret. https://t.co/buxdMKsY3u
Mind you, my dear friend and chef the late Toby Wong put “Mr Wong’s Authentic Malaysian Duck Pizza” on the menu, and had a back story.
I have just passed a place offering “Asian pulled pork pizza” and I’m now wondering whether Hitler was right.
Are they trying to tell us something? pic.twitter.com/kClW3lbQNd
Vision of delight. pic.twitter.com/uDwgJ1WJp6
Smith’s Hall 1908. pic.twitter.com/F6mwtLYHkM
Some sort of Boomer band is setting up, which will be my cue to leave. pic.twitter.com/uwClrHwSku
@R_Chirgwin The cow may not agree.
@R_Chirgwin Except that Uber Eats is already a thing, though not for steaks that rare.
@jeamland A lot, I mean. The clevertelephone is helping.
@jeamland A pot, because I don’t know any of these songs.
I hate it when this happens. https://t.co/RwUbYO3iE4
Oh FFS God no. https://t.co/Nw0JmcX5fe
Shut up, America, not everything is about you.
@twiddlekins Wow, bonus points for choosing a real place.
secvalve This passage made me laugh loudly. Such a burn. #rekt #deception pic.twitter.com/toycYnNFRV
You can all stop retweeting that statement from Hamilton now. There isn’t a goatherd in Tajikistan that hasn’t read it already.
@gths A flash of X-rays! How poetic.
Well if you’re after someone who knows about making things more dense… https://t.co/6TEAt23ZiS
@GiveMeTheMilk Nope, sorry.
dagra2 By far and away the most mournful I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter clone. pic.twitter.com/UgttJMeM0R
freddiedeboer As President Trump’s troops lead the two of us into a gas chamber, Neil Degrasse Tyson chuckles as he says to me, “It’s a VAPOR, not a GAS.”
This is excellent. There are so many excellent suggestions today. https://t.co/s0pYQ3e9QP
Well that was a 90-minute walk. I’m meant to be doing 2 x 60 minutes a week to start with. Not such a great start.
I have arrived.
Oh I like this! https://t.co/67XcnBbZxv
Meanwhile, Uber General Liquids home-delivers your weekly tub of Soylent and changes the tubes,
Boomerism recreated as a fabric pattern for children’s bedrooms, 3D printed on the home Ikeamat 3000.
Don’t worry, Boomers. Just as mechanisation killed your grandfather’s jobs, connected computers will kill your kids’ jobs. #circleoflife
This part of Rozelle and Balmain treats the working class as a decor style. Or as mythical creatures, gnomes or something.
Workers. pic.twitter.com/j2TeQ88yNn
Passing the Welcome Hotel, established 1877.
True, @semibogan. Let the fuckers suffer.
“We can’t stop here. This is Boomer Country.”
My my doesn’t the northern half of Rozelle have aspirations above its station.
OK, the consensus is 5 out of 5 that it is and it always has been. Thank you.
Is Birkenhead Point still a shithole?
Iron Cove Bridge. pic.twitter.com/AwoZ8S2Kjm
They must be thrilled. pic.twitter.com/BcoeC2wQIk
The view across Iron Cove. pic.twitter.com/AyhDkqQrXF
@OaaSvc Thanks for the reminder.
Getting the show on, as they say, the road.
SwiftOnSecurity Bitcoin: Where libertarians re-discover the last 1000 years of banking rationale
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: The #1 reason people invest in Bitcoin is to pay ransoms 🤔
SwiftOnSecurity “What’s bitcoin?”
“Humans used to spend megawatts doing worthless math for nerd money.”
*another child*
“What’s it like to live on land?”
RT @benpobjie: Anyone made a porno called Hard Brexit yet? Corbyn and May lookalikes just pounding away at each other? No?
RT @MichaelRoddan: Amazing: elite white collar professionals in Australia feel need for counselling after election in different country htt…
@lelak @benpobjie And I’m fine with that too, ’cos then you get two blokes pretending to be a horse, and a fat old failed celebrity in drag.
That said, this should become standard practice in every theatre production. https://t.co/E3gkAF4nya
fuckeveryword fuck heliocentricity
RT @benpobjie: Way ahead of you https://t.co/1tRAWgfaLd
Right. Another coffee, and then I implement The Plan.
@voltagex @OaaSvc @thomasrdotorg Well obviously.
RT @LukeDCoffey: This tweet is driving the Russian internet trolls CRAZY! https://t.co/mU8hoeu6z6
@OaaSvc @voltagex @thomasrdotorg Well yeah, there was an awkward pause as we both realised we thought the other’s position was ludicrous.
@OaaSvc @voltagex @thomasrdotorg So, right conclusion, wrong chain of logic.
@OaaSvc @voltagex @thomasrdotorg In an interview I did with Turnbull he called me “barking mad†for imagining four FHD streams in one house.
RT @robert_ruggiero: From @TabathaSouthey on “post-truth.” 😂 https://t.co/oRCCwlJSKt
RT @MarkDiStef: Imagine this series of words appearing after your name to describe you https://t.co/i1TTyKLjfw https://t.co/wwbXfFJALy
“Jesus Christ, and now we have to spend three months locked in a tin can with these people…” https://t.co/4QKQ7MylJn
Probably. Now burn it down. https://t.co/Fxpivp9lOf
Trump’s staffers will have follow him carrying little Twitter scoops, just like people walking their dogs in the park.
@saboteusenik Heh. I’ll see how I go.
oz_f The biggest social movement in America exists to defend a satirical hip-hop musical. No wonder the left is dead.
willkostakis My dream of having my photo on a newspaper juxtaposed with a really terrible headline is realised. pic.twitter.com/zVDCtEIjng
@jtwyman I see that’s further to the NW than I was planning, but I’ll see how I go when I get out there. Thanks.
@michaelneale I don’t think it’d matter. He seems to figure out these things on his own.
@jtwyman Oh just looping through the southern part of Balmain to bring it up to around 6km before lunch.
Sun plan, supplemental: My doctor wants me to take photos on my walk, I suspect as evidence for the defence, so expect some photos.
Sun plan: Lie in (done); walk Lilyfield / Rozelle / Balmain / Rozelle; lunch, The Murton Hotel; remainder TBA, but do the Weekly Wrap.
@Left_in_Limbo Look ask @MalwareJake, he’s the one who started this damn fool idea.
@SnarkyPlatypus There are Twitter records of me saying many things.
RT @SethMacFarlane: When I read his tweets out loud, I realize the rhythms are like the English vocal overdubs in Japanese anime. https://t…
RT @MalwareJake: I want to teach courses using analogies like this. Don’t think I’d get away with it… https://t.co/xVoEs7ODcF
@garthk I don’t think Bristol scores can do that.
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron What’s wrong with Hurstville?
Yeah so I wouldn’t be holding my breath mate. https://t.co/5j1aobe5MR
Did I eat salad last night?
@MargotSaville @R_Chirgwin Are we going to have to have that conversation?
@irisherself Alas I do not have that option.
Best Balmain story ever: Someone’s “lovely†renovated cottage burnt down ’cos fire trucks couldn’t squeeze past SUVs in narrow streets.
@R_Chirgwin Sigh. Yes. Yes it is.
@R_Chirgwin That thought did cross my mind, especially if I add in the Balmain loop. But no, I have self-control.
“Mein Führer, I can walk!”
@R_Chirgwin Aha! And if a loop a bit further down into Balmain (at the risk of losing my integrity) I can then have lunch the The Merton.
jntod ‘We’re gonna build a fourth wall, folks, and make the Brechtians pay for it’ pic.twitter.com/wVtlofz3g0
@SnarkyPlatypus How dare you besmirch the reputation of the noble currawong. I reckon the noisy miner is more like it.
Denise Drysdale, Jacki MacDonald, Jeanne Little. https://t.co/gmUSmrmNHx
kibblesmith Your parents in 1996: Don’t trust ANYONE on the Internet.
Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.
@R_Chirgwin Not long enough, but I’ll accept this as a potential first draft.
@irisherself I will consider this. I had a Sunday lie-in, though, so I’m still trying to figure out how pants work.
Why are people always so down on the Nazis?
MalwareJake FFS, don’t fly a baby in business on a long haul international flight. Or drug it. I’m ambivalent.
@SnarkyPlatypus You haven’t known him as long as I have.
Hmmm. I have to go for a walk today, or tomorrow my doctor is going to give me that look.
@RachaelHasIdeas It was a time for innovative ideas.
OK I definitely need to stop now.
“Lebensraum”. https://t.co/5f9GQyoUCf
RT @jayrosen_nyu: Gamergate “turned out to be a better predictor of the presidential election than any rubber chicken dinner in Iowa.” http…
senthorun Reality. pic.twitter.com/dxIZwavXwh
RT @upulie: After years of careful knockout studies, Katyayani had finally bred an army of killer peacocks. Soon, the Peacock Throne would…
SimonBanksHB Remember the whole point of @TurnbullMalcolm’s Double Dissolution election was so that he didn’t have to negotiate on his IR Bills
@jeamland @DuitsyWasHere Fair point. Though it does look optimised for that purpose.
This is like the opening scene in “2001”, isn’t it. https://t.co/6nPRxbB643
I suppose I should do something today other than randomly retweet other people’s shit.
RT @mrkocnnll: I â¤ï¸Harper’s https://t.co/FqL9KfglS9
Martholio Standing desk hack level 9000. pic.twitter.com/bMPg47kUMW
OK I’m calling the International Criminal Court now. https://t.co/ydIyBtXNA7
dariodactyl All this hubbub about fake news. Finally some #realnews. Thanks @adelaidenow #straya #important pic.twitter.com/SjTKlaCrCK
RT @OaaSvc: 98 seconds to first infection. https://t.co/5I8u4Sk7M3
Makes note: Instead of “smokes too much weed” just say you’re a “timeless cosmic sage”. See, mum, I told you it was… https://t.co/BTtmic7pDT
summerbrennan In another universe, Hillary is president-elect and we’re all fighting about a NYT recipe that says to put peas in pumpkin pie.
DogSolutions FALSE PRODUKT, do not buy. DogSolution, only name can trust. Than kyou pic.twitter.com/9pOOTae3ng
@smidgey @regularstormy Yeah OK fair point.
regularstormy Worst. Hacker line. Ever.
Well done, Jason Bourne directors. Well done. pic.twitter.com/Qwj5uv4OTL
Sunday. Where are the people with the cheese graters now, eh? Wasn’t that a poor decision! Sunday.