NewtonMark If Culleton wants a lawyer who’s better than him and sympathetic to One Nation, he could do a lot worse than tapping Brandis on the shoulder
@jonoabroad No spoilers.
Histreepix “Missed!” After the Tory Party Conference , Conservative MPs unwind by firing live foxes at the working classes. Oc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…z3
Histreepix Through the wreckage of London, Buckingham Palace’s milkman precariously carries six pints of King George’s breastm..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6q
You should also hunt down @samsimmonss’ 3-part comedy series “Problems” because it too is excellent.
You should watch @samsimmonss Live at the Apollo because he’s excellent. youtube.com/watch?v=pJmErr…
@shiftkey @damncabbage “Not especially” is a fair characterisation..
I’ve just spent far too long trying to work up a joke about the ABS and Christmas card lists. You’ll have to finish it yourselves.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Census reports highlight government IT incompetence” zdnet.com/article/census… #censusfail
@natecochrane @rachael_falk @MikePBurgess @macgibbon Thanks. It was hard to know what to mention, given how many things went wrong.
Finally reading @sullydish’ “The Republic Repeals Itself” (9 Nov) nymag.com/daily/intellig… And I thought I had dark Trumpian moods.
Finally reading @awelder’s “Trumped part I: America’s gimp” (20 Nov) andrewelder.blogspot.com.au/2016/11/trumpe… It’s very good.
@oberonsghost And isn’t it embarrassing.
It’s days like Thanksgiving that remind the world how parochial America is.
baratunde People who “pre-wash” dishes before putting them in the dishwasher are stealing jobs from hardworking robots. They won’t forget.
Rob_Stott One Nation Senators Are Going For A Swim To Prove The Great Barrier Reef Is Ok buzzfeed.com/robstott/pauli… pic.twitter.com/zfMSVb174T
abcgrandstand James Sutherland has just swallowed a fly. Please bear with us #AUSvSA
We don’t have Turkey Day so we go straight to Christmas. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
Mine for starters. I just send them. twitter.com/HappySinger/st…
Fri plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia (done); certain project management tasks (nah fuck that); some recognition of TGIF (bring it on).
@jpwarren So, like camels.
@jpwarren Oh God, have you ever had to deal with those people?
@jpwarren A game-changer. Disruptive, in fact.
@jpwarren Well that should synergise some cost savings.
@erkpod I feel your pain.
This for me is one of the highlight’s of @macgibbon’s report. parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/downl… (PDF) pic.twitter.com/osMnRaSMyf
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Census reports highlight government IT incompetence” zdnet.com/article/census… #censusfail
Have you thought about a career in IT? twitter.com/erkpod/status/…
@kofeyh Much as I appreciate @macgibbon’s work, my GP recommends cutting down on alcohol, not ramping it up.
Of the two, @macgibbon’s report is a little more readable than the Senate inquiry report.
I suggest reading everyone’s reports and commentaries on #censusfail, ‘cos the two inquiry reports contain so much..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2V
@cathywilcox1 So it’s a shish kebab of possibilities?
parisbcowan … he also says there were sackings at IBM as a consequence - which IBM denies itnews.com.au/news/ibm-paid-… #census #censusfail
parisbcowan Turnbull has dropped some pretty weighty hints that the IBM settlement was more than $30m itnews.com.au/news/ibm-paid-… #census #censusfail
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. Almost no cybers, but you can’t have everything.
@DavidFeng @TrainLinkWest Sadly I think our 24M population in the same areas as your 1400M makes the economics unpossible.
This, @TrainLinkWest, is a railway station. Do please pass this photo up the chain. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…
OzKitsch #Sydney: Sozzled, depressed & desperate for a root since 1788
news.com.au/travel/austral… pic.twitter.com/WqUsHnIUWb
@jodiem Fair enough. Not my thing, but that’s another story.
@jodiem Are you feeling OK?
Everyone involved must be so proud of their contribution to human culture. twitter.com/AdNews/status/…
It’s worth looking at @jpwarren’s tweeting of the two Census reports. For me, this is one of the special moments. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
SlowSlownews What are you thankful for? pic.twitter.com/gQ7QokoGq4
baratunde When the Netflix fireplace video comes with subtitles pic.twitter.com/Kb0Qqdrijr
Why do you hate Freedom? twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
I gather that things aren’t so fabulous in Brandistan this morning.
MeanwhileScotia #brexit has ruined the greatest computer game of all time… pic.twitter.com/aWsWLuz27b
That was probably a bit wrong.
Is this a euphemism for something. Ladies, can you help me here? twitter.com/tfswebb/status…
Fri plan, supplemental: My yarn for @zdnetaustralia is about the two #censusfail reports, though it’s a bit early to start drinking.
Fri plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; certain project management tasks; some recognition of TGIF, I suppose.
@techoglot Kinda know the tune, never knew the name of it. There is no earworm.
@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Same.
I don’t know any of these things.
@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen What? It’s an axolotl.
@techoglot I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. If there’s a song, I’ve never heard it.
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Friday. One way or another. Friday.