MarkDiStef A play in three acts cc @workmanalice @Rob_Stott pic.twitter.com/fKx1OdzkSq
A well-lubricated labrador. twitter.com/craigreucassel…
@daviottenheimer @mirandadevine Yep. A national treasure right there.
But do excuse me if I do nothing but laugh at you.
Still, if you want to live in your own cartoon caricature of the universe, who am I to stop you?
This is also why I loathe the arsehats with the cartoon “It’s Murdoch, it’s evil”. No, children, it’s far more complex than that.
I actually feel sorry the many solid writers at Holt Street whose reputations are sullied by this little clique of dipshit culture warriors.
I wasn’t even aware I’d interacted with @mirandadevine in any way. Talk about a fragile little snowflake. #theholtstreetway
Apparently I am blocked by @mirandadevine, which is hilarious, but it does mean I don’t have to see her ignorant bullshit.
OH: “All the way to Balmain? Who’d hike all the way down there? It’s not that good.”
If only. twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…
jstogdill The ultimate troll move would be Drumpf selecting Jill Stein for sec state. I hope I don’t regret saying this out loud.
Only because The Media chooses to give the ramblings of a failed prime minister priority over an understanding of h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Du
glengyron At least Fidel Castro’s death will keep The Oz editorial from beating on gay kids for a while.
BlogsofWar Retired Marine generals recommended each other to Trump as Pentagon chief ift.tt/2giIeW6
Refuelling in progress at holidayhole.com
@Spikesaurus Thanks for the heads-up.
Mind you, @leerhiannon, I apply “fuckin’ hilarious” to many things that are in fact quite dark and depressing. It’s a survival mechanism.
Yeah @leerhiannon is one of the key factors preventing The Greens from being taken seriously in the 21st century. F..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mA
It’s never* done me any harm. twitter.com/bernietb/statu…
The internet is a wonderful thing. twitter.com/LittleAngus/st…
@kevthecamel @nswpolice That’s right, there are three monkeys.
“One” … “has”. Please try to grammar correcttwitter.com/7NewsQueenslan…x9
theSmudgiestCat HELLO FELLOW CIS TEENS, DO NOT FEAR THE NONDESCRIPT CUBE. EMBRACE IT.
ENTER IT. pic.twitter.com/CNbACc82jz
He would do the RIGHT thing. The CORRECT thing. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…
@ClintonDucas It wasn’t me and it isn’t broken.
@ApostrophePong Yeah good luck with all that.
@MatthewBevan This will not end well.
@MatthewBevan Once the local old folk had proper ID, they often discovered someone was already claiming their pension. A hell of a problem.
@MatthewBevan We (@AISA_National) had a presentation a couple years back by the official in charge of India’s biometric ID card program…
@MatthewBevan Ah yes. I hadn’t really been across that little* problem. It all makes sense now.
@punkscience [Bows.]
OH: “Jeff’s problem was that he was too sober today.”
Meanwhile, @nswpolice has got everything under control. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel… pic.twitter.com/1oH5RrfAru
Well, hey, the day’s not over until you’ve humiliated yourself in front of the leader of one of the world’s biggest nations, right?
Oh, @narendamodi is Prime Minister of India. I withdraw, accepting that things are different there. I am an arsehat.
1. There are verbs other than “embrace”. 2. Are “young” people somehow reluctant to “embrace” these technologies? W..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ms
@juhasaarinen My pleasure.
@ApostrophePong Yes, because Thai politics will be so much more stable right now.
@juhasaarinen Have I ever told you that you’re a terrible human being?
@ApostrophePong Heh. You can’t though. You, and me, and the whole planet, have four years of this. It’s not going to be fun for long.
Popehat Localvore Jeffrey Dahmer was controversial but ultimately loved people #trudeaueulogies
newsbanks Fidel will always be Castro Boy. pic.twitter.com/WSttjR8AXw
This happened to me the other night too. I’ve put all my clothing into the wash. twitter.com/techoglot/stat…
@ApostrophePong That means you’ll be back in DC before the Inauguration in January. What fun!
@NuclearAnthro Rabbits are yummy.
@Spikesaurus Once I’m back at home I’ll get the stream up.
@ApostrophePong @untappd I note that it’s after midnight in DC.
@paulwallbank Sorry, who are you talking about now?
@paulwallbank There’s only one type of Libertarian, and it’s spelt “c-u-n-t”.
@paulwallbank Yeah piss off.
@paulwallbank Anyway I’m over startups. They’re all the fuckin’ same.
@paulwallbank Some of us can’t afford to swan off to Melbourne on a whim. (Says the gut who’s swanning off to Canberra in 10 days.)
Checking in to see how holidayhole.com is going.
@paulwallbank Gorgeous, isn’t it. It’s always so much fun when someone who hasn’t drunk the Kool-Aid covers one of these events.
@TFeakin_ASPI Heh. You’re quite right. Have fun with it, because otherwise we’re all doomed. Or something.
Aluminiumilism *slams hand on table*
DAMN RIGHT pic.twitter.com/4qUuAGQRvN
@TFeakin_ASPI I’m a little late to the party, but congrats on getting the Cyber Ambassador gig.
CSIS Asia’s growing infrastructure mapped, project by project. Explore the latest initiative from CSIS…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…en
Every real boy wants a boy? twitter.com/RoseGWhite/sta…
@arcadiagt5 @crikey_news Maybe we need to take out Extended IronyCare.
@arcadiagt5 @crikey_news Apparently so.
@Steve_Lockstep Oh FFS.
Wait, what? twitter.com/crikey_news/st…
@awelder Worms. More worms.
@whiteswine It’s an awesome piece of funk, non?
Wow this is some wonderful 1930s-1940s Futurism! twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…
I now have the rather pleasing mental image of these people being buried with their shoes. twitter.com/AgBioWorld/sta…
Marmel Apparently Donald Trump is very upset @nbc used an unflattering photo of him.
Anyway, here’s him and a pelican.
Ple..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BB
Now playing: Isaac Hayes, “Shaft” youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvS…
@johnb78 It was pretty cool upfuckage, yes. But hey you could go with the Shenyang J-31. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenyang_… pic.twitter.com/EdAlHqzOK5
@johnb78 Psst! Canada.
“Breitbart Could Become America’s RT”, writes @mjgault warisboring.com/breitbart-coul…
MisterGLS You can keep your Boaty McBoatface… pic.twitter.com/Uf1MVtFrQ3
@thegrugq_ebooks Agreed. Belgium is a thing.
@thegrugq_ebooks You still haven’t explained the whole Belgium thing.
@thegrugq_ebooks What? The whole of Belgium?
@thegrugq_ebooks Would you prefer a Secret Belgium?
This is an interesting analysis of nuclear gamesmanship, then and now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
“Madmen With Nuclear Codes — An History of Unpredictable Foreign Policy”warisboring.com/madmen-with-nu…e On Kissinger’s “madman strategy” and Trump,
officialmcafee After a hard day of doing evil: pic.twitter.com/DUdtFoAZzR
So many Castrofeels.
@iain_chalmers “Mr President, we must not allow a cuttlefish gap!”
Sadly, it doesn’t involve actual cuttlefish.
“Cuttlefish counter surveillance gets the go ahead” (24 Nov) australiandefence.com.au/news/cuttlefis… (Active counter-surveillence for naval vessels? Cute.)
Well here’s a lovely* image from that yarn. theatlantic.com/technology/arc… pic.twitter.com/P17zk94IcY
“Watching the World Rot at Europe’s Largest Tech Conference” (22 Nov) theatlantic.com/technology/arc…
‘Russian propaganda effort helped spread ‘fake news’ during election, experts say” (24 Nov) washingtonpost.com/business/econo…
OH: “He’s an ace, eh? Is that spelled with an R?”
il_beavo Snakes ‘falling through light fittings’ as Adelaide activity increases abc.net.au/news/2016-11-2… via @abcnews #PeakStraya
I’m up to the Sunday lunch part of the plan, which is excellent, especially as I’m now somewhere slightly obscure.
This is a trick question, right? twitter.com/freocookster/s…
Sun plan: Wait until nausea subsides (almost done); certain project management tasks (shortly); Sunday lunch; sloth (because terrible).
You know you don’t have to watch Insiders, right?
komonews Rescue goat suffering from anxiety only calms down in her duck outfit >> bit.ly/2fDfo4x pic.twitter.com/oJ1g7ly5MF
twdreynoIds rt if u are a angry gay who wants to steal christmas pic.twitter.com/yjfXRtOfCL
Sun plan, draft: Wait until nausea subsides (I am not pregnant, despite evidence); certain project management tasks; Sunday lunch; sloth.
Heathen. twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…
benpobjie I bet there’s at least one other thing. twitter.com/kennyg/status/…
Recording this before Christmas was tempting fate. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
I see that the holidayhole.com is coming along nicely. This pleases me.
Sunday. We don’t have much time left. Open the beans. All of them. Sunday.