Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 28th, 2016

thegrugq_ebooks Great story about the life of 5g of coke.

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@AbstractCode More that they scoop the brain out.

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Oh that’s right. I’m in Canberra next week. Well, the second half.

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SenatorSurfer This is what the ANAO just said about $5 BILLION in tax deductions the oil and gas companies have made. pic.twitter.com/amviqtmXR3

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@darrenpauli BART is the most glorious 1970s thing.

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@Tim_Beshara It was taking far too long to happen, so I took matters into my own hands.

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workmanalice Just look how happy the Nats are they’ve had a victory over the backpacker tax. pic.twitter.com/DgMWb6eXYS

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burgotastic Let he who has not frozen 5,000 sea creatures into the floor of a skating rink cast the first stone twitter.com/cnni/status/80…

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But who is the greatest artist, @MmichaelLlucy @feed_the_chooks, Pigcasso or Pricasso? pricasso.com twitter.com/MmichaelLlucy/…

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GonzoHacker Which dongle is right for you?

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@oberonsghost @RichardTuffin I’m not su… I mean how wou… Um. No.

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@Rashas_Mo In line with long-standing policy, I am not at liberty to confirm or deny the presence of aardvark.

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@Rashas_Mo I’ve always been impressed with its predictive text capabilities. pic.twitter.com/O0CdsWhstZ

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OzKitsch “Try - where you will stay longer”, 1949 pic.twitter.com/gTH5ZFnbSh

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RichardTuffin The Deputy Prime Minister. pic.twitter.com/Pyi4iwLZxl

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GamingAndPandas “It’s Raining Men” and “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” tell the same story, but from two vastly different perspectives.

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@ConnorKrukosky @vealmince Sounds like you’ve got yourself a challenge there, Sir. Though the question “Why?” remains. :)

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@ConnorKrukosky @vealmince Good God, that’s the most hideous idea I’ve heard today. And the Australian Senate is in session.

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If the government starts referring to citizens as “peeps” then an armed insurrection is called for. twitter.com/Natural_Justic…

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OH, failed twink talking about restaurants he’s worked in: “Matt Moran’s a pig.”

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Wow, an IBM System/360, the first kind of computer I ever programmed. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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1. Brandis thinks people fantasise about him? OK then. 2. Great pic. twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…

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@NuclearAnthro @TheFix Look maybe things work differently in DC. I’ve been confused by America before.

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@troyhunt @jturner_ibrs @jpwarren A bit like paying taxes then, I suppose..ll

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs And I know exactly where to take this story. I just need to get the cops and the lawyers for the quotes.

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs Well, extortion is “demanding money with menaces”. Do menaces have to be physical harm? I suspect not, given arson.

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@jpwarren Oh I’d forgotten about those laws. I think I’ve just found myself a story.

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But, @NickEvershed, KOALA DETECTION DOGS aren’t as cool as PANGOLIN DETECTION RATS. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NickEvershed KOALA DETECTION DOGS twitter.com/FairfaxNSWnort…

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hayesy316 If you’re a Communism fan, just say so. Give the long winded moral equivalency essays a rest. They’re immensely dull

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@CashionARC @CENTREBETcom Indeed, I’m looking at how the game is played, regardless of which team etc. But maybe Turnbull will come through.

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thirdcampisi social democracy pic.twitter.com/L02EAvlcDe

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@CashionARC @CENTREBETcom That’s what I’d have thought. She’s doing a solid job.

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GreenJ white christmas. twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…

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@jonkudelka @TimWattsMP @CENTREBETcom Oh I think there’s definitely some mentummentum building.

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Yes, yes, Joe. [Strokes hair gently.] Nurse will be along soon. twitter.com/WalshFreedom/s…

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@jonkudelka @TimWattsMP @CENTREBETcom There’s definitely some @dutsmentum, though I’d spell it .

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@expectproblems But this has both gender and steam! What could possibly be better?

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I’m sorely tempted to throw $20 onto this, but then I really don’t want it to happen. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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So @CENTREBETcom is still offering $8 on Abbott being PM at the next election, $7 on Bishop. centrebet.com/#Sports/1784434 pic.twitter.com/6Vr922qfIk

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@DanielOCnr @R_Chirgwin Here’s a plan then. Only patch the DSL through the surge protector during thunderstorms.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Census reports highlight government IT incompetence” zdnet.com/article/census…

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@R_Chirgwin Isn’t there a Jaycar at K-town?

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@dmeeze @R_Chirgwin So have I. Here’s an ideal time for a test. It’s not coming down the 240V ‘cos @bunjaree is off-grid solar.

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@callicoma @R_Chirgwin Yep, and the good strips can route the phone line through the surge protection too.

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@R_Chirgwin Although that’ll be cheaper at Big W.

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@R_Chirgwin So while you’re there, get a power strip with lightning protection? Around $20 to $30.

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@R_Chirgwin If not, the office supplies store will have them, I reckon, since they sell computers etc.

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@R_Chirgwin it’ll be easier to get one with wireless, though.

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@R_Chirgwin The computer shop in Penny Lane (?), of the one in the plaza leading from Katoomba St to the hopping village.

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paleofuture A remake of Dr Strangelove but the war room is just Trump alone on a gold plated toilet retweeting WhiteGenocide69 twitter.com/dougsaunders/s…

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@twiddlekins Seems a reasonable cause for celebration.

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Travon Who we are now. pic.twitter.com/hu90JUpGW2

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@Bobosphere May I recommend this @warisboring yarn on the “madman theory” of nuclear gamesmanship and Mr Trump. warisboring.com/madmen-with-nu…

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Woman laughing alone with laptop. pic.twitter.com/z72IzhfgdP

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DrJJoyner This is the kind of hard-hitting news reporting from which Trump’s tweets are distracting twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…

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Coalition senators already hear enough of Brandis in party room meetings without having to endure him in the Senate..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LC

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speechboy71 We’re being trolled by Canada, people twitter.com/stats_canada/s…

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@darrenpauli Psssst! The SF subway is BART. Muni is a light rail network and trolleybus network.

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@franksting Yep, @upulie is a star. I’ve kniwn @FionaPattenMLC for a few years now and I knew there’d be trouble. And @sallywhyte is great.

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NewtonMark Brandis pomposity: “There is a commonality of view about the desirability of a statement. I shall not oppose that”, Senator Brandis said.

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BraddJaffy It’s just like Dancing with the Stars. Except on ice skates. In Russia. With a Holocaust theme. And a mimed shootin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XA

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@franksting That does seem to be a good summary, yes. It was a fun afternoon.

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Parramatta seems to have metastasised. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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@franksting Quite possibly. We had a lot of trouble with that.

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@franksting Oh I’m sure I’d never have used that word.

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@skwashd @kpfaulkner I think Viddler changed their business model at some point. I’d have the master edit here somewhere, though, I’m sure.

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Mon plan, draft: Planning for most of the day; finally do some more work on those Corrupted Nerds podcasts; all nausea-dependent.

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@SharpShard YOU HAVE STOLEN MY SLEEP PATTERNS.

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Well, @kpfaulkner, I did do a special Christmas Message one year. (Alas, the video was hosted at Viddler, and had s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DH

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snurb_dot_info RT @srpeatling: This @cathywilcox1 cartoon is giving me a terrible ear worm. pic.twitter.com/7LWyaZLPTJ

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@jpwarren Ah yes, silly me, of course it’s tronc. We are all tronc.

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So… You chose to make this, yeah? I seetwitter.com/Studio10au/sta…AP

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I’d love to know why my sleep patterns and shifted four hours later than usual, and why I have nausea every morning now. Is it Trump?

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workmanalice Exclusive: a gov report due out this arvo calls for closure of all 24 coal fired power stations in Australia..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…VN

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alexkehr These stickers are popping up all around Venice. pic.twitter.com/y4SyVEVWpx

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SlowSlownews Meanwhile in Florida. pic.twitter.com/KFM7j4R3Hi

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@Capt_Breakfast Normally I don’t explain, but this is about the greatest moment in US television history. pic.twitter.com/PyArwLF38K

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The thing involved getting paid.

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That thing when you realise you didn’t actually send the thing you wanted someone to approve before they went on a two-week holiday.

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Monday. It’s a bit louder than before, but there isn’t as much smoke. Monday.

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