thegrugq_ebooks Great story about the life of 5g of coke.
@zerogeewhiz Or vice versa.
@AbstractCode More that they scoop the brain out.
Oh that’s right. I’m in Canberra next week. Well, the second half.
SenatorSurfer This is what the ANAO just said about $5 BILLION in tax deductions the oil and gas companies have made. pic.twitter.com/amviqtmXR3
@AbstractCode @msscarpenter @mwyres Are you sure?
@darrenpauli BART is the most glorious 1970s thing.
@Tim_Beshara It was taking far too long to happen, so I took matters into my own hands.
Compare and Contrast. pic.twitter.com/BREcZ0yVop
workmanalice Just look how happy the Nats are they’ve had a victory over the backpacker tax. pic.twitter.com/DgMWb6eXYS
burgotastic Let he who has not frozen 5,000 sea creatures into the floor of a skating rink cast the first stone twitter.com/cnni/status/80…
I need a new clock. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
*greater @MmichaelLlucy @feed_the_chooks
But who is the greatest artist, @MmichaelLlucy @feed_the_chooks, Pigcasso or Pricasso? pricasso.com twitter.com/MmichaelLlucy/…
GonzoHacker Which dongle is right for you?
@oberonsghost @RichardTuffin I’m not su… I mean how wou… Um. No.
@Rashas_Mo In line with long-standing policy, I am not at liberty to confirm or deny the presence of aardvark.
@Rashas_Mo Yes. Yes, you do.
@Rashas_Mo I’ve always been impressed with its predictive text capabilities. pic.twitter.com/O0CdsWhstZ
OzKitsch “Try #Wangaratta - where you will stay longer”, 1949 pic.twitter.com/gTH5ZFnbSh
@Rashas_Mo You mean like the MacBook Wheel? youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv…
RichardTuffin The Deputy Prime Minister. #QT pic.twitter.com/Pyi4iwLZxl
GamingAndPandas “It’s Raining Men” and “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” tell the same story, but from two vastly different perspectives.
@ConnorKrukosky @vealmince Sounds like you’ve got yourself a challenge there, Sir. Though the question “Why?” remains. :)
@ConnorKrukosky @vealmince Good God, that’s the most hideous idea I’ve heard today. And the Australian Senate is in session.
@ConnorKrukosky @vealmince Americans. They never get Australian irony.
If the government starts referring to citizens as “peeps” then an armed insurrection is called for. twitter.com/Natural_Justic…
OH, failed twink talking about restaurants he’s worked in: “Matt Moran’s a pig.”
Wow, an IBM System/360, the first kind of computer I ever programmed. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…
@BUZZCoffee2444 @TraceySpicer @CENTREBETcom I bet it’s not.
Ah, @unimelb @uommedia, if only @deptofaustralia @leslienassar were still with us… pic.twitter.com/UyM8ZNdEBO
1. Brandis thinks people fantasise about him? OK then. 2. Great pic. twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…
@NuclearAnthro @TheFix Look maybe things work differently in DC. I’ve been confused by America before.
@VS_ @jpwarren @jturner_ibrs This makes sense. Thanks, Saso.
@troyhunt @jturner_ibrs @jpwarren A bit like paying taxes then, I suppose..#trollll
@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs And I know exactly where to take this story. I just need to get the cops and the lawyers for the quotes.
@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs Well, extortion is “demanding money with menaces”. Do menaces have to be physical harm? I suspect not, given arson.
@jpwarren Oh I’d forgotten about those laws. I think I’ve just found myself a story.
@CashionARC @CENTREBETcom Yep.
No it’s nolt. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
But, @NickEvershed, KOALA DETECTION DOGS aren’t as cool as PANGOLIN DETECTION RATS. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NickEvershed KOALA DETECTION DOGS twitter.com/FairfaxNSWnort…
hayesy316 If you’re a Communism fan, just say so. Give the long winded moral equivalency essays a rest. They’re immensely dull
@CashionARC @CENTREBETcom Indeed, I’m looking at how the game is played, regardless of which team etc. But maybe Turnbull will come through.
thirdcampisi social democracy pic.twitter.com/L02EAvlcDe
@CashionARC @CENTREBETcom That’s what I’d have thought. She’s doing a solid job.
GreenJ white christmas. twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
@jonkudelka Thank you.
@jonkudelka @TimWattsMP @CENTREBETcom Oh I think there’s definitely some mentummentum building.
Yes, yes, Joe. [Strokes hair gently.] Nurse will be along soon. twitter.com/WalshFreedom/s…
@expectproblems Yes, that would be unhealthy.
@jonkudelka @TimWattsMP @CENTREBETcom There’s definitely some @dutsmentum, though I’d spell it #duttsmentum.
@expectproblems But this has both gender and steam! What could possibly be better?
@expectproblems Is this part of it? huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/vaginal-…
I’m sorely tempted to throw $20 onto this, but then I really don’t want it to happen. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…
On a related note, @BernardKeane at @crikey_news today. Goodness me. pic.twitter.com/XbiVcwwM5G
@leopinion @zdnetaustralia I did say “failed” quite a bit.
So @CENTREBETcom is still offering $8 on Abbott being PM at the next election, $7 on Bishop. centrebet.com/#Sports/1784434 pic.twitter.com/6Vr922qfIk
@leopinion @zdnetaustralia Not enough.
@DanielOCnr @R_Chirgwin Here’s a plan then. Only patch the DSL through the surge protector during thunderstorms.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Census reports highlight government IT incompetence” zdnet.com/article/census… #censusfail
@R_Chirgwin Isn’t there a Jaycar at K-town?
@R_Chirgwin At least you’re not @TrainLinkWest..twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…hp
@dmeeze @R_Chirgwin So have I. Here’s an ideal time for a test. It’s not coming down the 240V ‘cos @bunjaree is off-grid solar.
@callicoma @R_Chirgwin Yep, and the good strips can route the phone line through the surge protection too.
@R_Chirgwin Although that’ll be cheaper at Big W.
@R_Chirgwin So while you’re there, get a power strip with lightning protection? Around $20 to $30.
@R_Chirgwin If not, the office supplies store will have them, I reckon, since they sell computers etc.
@R_Chirgwin it’ll be easier to get one with wireless, though.
@R_Chirgwin The computer shop in Penny Lane (?), of the one in the plaza leading from Katoomba St to the hopping village.
paleofuture A remake of Dr Strangelove but the war room is just Trump alone on a gold plated toilet retweeting WhiteGenocide69 twitter.com/dougsaunders/s…
@twiddlekins Seems a reasonable cause for celebration.
(PLEASE) pic.twitter.com/tyX1dPMnxF
Travon Who we are now. pic.twitter.com/hu90JUpGW2
@Bobosphere May I recommend this @warisboring yarn on the “madman theory” of nuclear gamesmanship and Mr Trump. warisboring.com/madmen-with-nu…
Woman laughing alone with laptop. pic.twitter.com/z72IzhfgdP
DrJJoyner This is the kind of hard-hitting news reporting from which Trump’s tweets are distracting twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
Coalition senators already hear enough of Brandis in party room meetings without having to endure him in the Senate..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LC
speechboy71 We’re being trolled by Canada, people twitter.com/stats_canada/s…
@darrenpauli Psssst! The SF subway is BART. Muni is a light rail network and trolleybus network.
@Colinpr @NewtonMark That is how he speaks, yes.
@franksting Yep, @upulie is a star. I’ve kniwn @FionaPattenMLC for a few years now and I knew there’d be trouble. And @sallywhyte is great.
NewtonMark Brandis pomposity: “There is a commonality of view about the desirability of a statement. I shall not oppose that”, Senator Brandis said.
BraddJaffy It’s just like Dancing with the Stars. Except on ice skates. In Russia. With a Holocaust theme. And a mimed shootin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XA
@franksting That does seem to be a good summary, yes. It was a fun afternoon.
@NuclearAnthro Thank you.
Parramatta seems to have metastasised. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…
@franksting Quite possibly. We had a lot of trouble with that.
@franksting Oh I’m sure I’d never have used that word.
@SharpShard Isn’t it.
@skwashd @kpfaulkner I think Viddler changed their business model at some point. I’d have the master edit here somewhere, though, I’m sure.
AWOL, even. @kpfaulkner
Mon plan, draft: Planning for most of the day; finally do some more work on those Corrupted Nerds podcasts; all nausea-dependent.
@SharpShard YOU HAVE STOLEN MY SLEEP PATTERNS.
Well, @kpfaulkner, I did do a special Christmas Message one year. (Alas, the video was hosted at Viddler, and had s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DH
snurb_dot_info RT @srpeatling: This @cathywilcox1 cartoon is giving me a terrible ear worm. pic.twitter.com/7LWyaZLPTJ
@BXGD It’s possible.
@jpwarren Ah yes, silly me, of course it’s tronc. We are all tronc.
So… You chose to make this, yeah? I seetwitter.com/Studio10au/sta…AP
@juhasaarinen I ARE KNOT
I’d love to know why my sleep patterns and shifted four hours later than usual, and why I have nausea every morning now. Is it Trump?
workmanalice Exclusive: a gov report due out this arvo calls for closure of all 24 coal fired power stations in Australia..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…VN
alexkehr These #Trump stickers are popping up all around Venice. pic.twitter.com/y4SyVEVWpx
SlowSlownews Meanwhile in Florida. pic.twitter.com/KFM7j4R3Hi
@Capt_Breakfast @donlemon I knew you’d agree.
@Capt_Breakfast Normally I don’t explain, but this is about the greatest moment in US television history. pic.twitter.com/PyArwLF38K
It was an important thing.
The thing involved getting paid.
I did write the thing.
That thing when you realise you didn’t actually send the thing you wanted someone to approve before they went on a two-week holiday.
@franksting What have I done now?
Monday. It’s a bit louder than before, but there isn’t as much smoke. Monday.