AnandWrites If I wanted to be your autocrat, a system bug I’d exploit is many of your pundits having tactical, rather than moral and historical, minds.
I will probably end up watching all seven series, because I hate myself.
God is that the time.
@MWhalan I’m not “shocked” about anything.
Perhaps. Occasionally I think aloud to see how my thoughts resonate. YMMV. twitter.com/DamienCWalker/…
Case in point: Opening one of my op-eds with a 95-word sentence. zdnet.com/article/micros…
Maybe because I sometimes over-write myself — too many words, too many allusions, get on with it — I notice when someone’s even worse.
@Left_in_Limbo @ResignInShame Just quietly, you’ve got completely the wrong end of the stick re my complaints. Meh.
I’ve just started on series three. I have a strong stomach and no life. twitter.com/MartinCuddihy/…
Ah, I see I’ve opened yet another can of worms.
Well THIS I’d watch. twitter.com/semibogan/stat…
The consensus on these questions was a unanimous “Yes”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@GenKnoxx True enough.
@thegrugq_ebooks I live in Australia, you dropkick.
A “sorkinism” sounds like something you’d find living inside a diseased cow. twitter.com/natebrooks23/s…
Mind you, SO much American television writing takes forever to get to the point, padded out like a high-school essay.
I’ve been watching “The West Wing”, having not seen it before. God, is everything Sorkin does so over-written? Such soppy flag-waving?
Yeah NOW we’re talking! twitter.com/purserj/status…
@nehadk Well GSK is GlaxoSmithKline, so choose your drug or supplement. Vitamins, maybe, or iron.
Histreepix Testing begins on the UK’s post-Brexit emmigration process. Broadstairs, 2017. pic.twitter.com/uUoCc00L2s
Histreepix The awful truth beneath every cobbled street… Liverpool, 1887. pic.twitter.com/gYYtvDH0Wj
Maybe it was just horsin’ around. twitter.com/abcnewsSydney/…
@erstkate @kcarruthers @CENTREBETcom You can get $80 on Dutton.
@erstkate @kcarruthers Well, @CENTREBETcom is currently offering $7 for Ms Bishop. centrebet.com/#Sports/1784434
@dobes Or possibly this. twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…
@dobes This may help. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@ApostrophePong I imagine it would be.
@photogramel I hate everyone equally.
OK, I’m sulking now. twitter.com/ApostrophePong…
A: “So how did you help fight the repressive Trump regime?”
B: “I figured out a way to download ‘Snowpiercer’ without paying $4.99.”
NoctisSomnus A New Hope pic.twitter.com/Z1cHBYtOHv
Hanson may have stirred the pot, but that does’t mean you have to ladle it out or gobble it down. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…
Then again… pic.twitter.com/lGzSperxW7
This mashup isn’t quite as fruitful as I’d expected. pic.twitter.com/5xfpEoABv6
ProfJeffJarviss Good to see this: twitter.com/clickhole/stat…
@pseudomorph I have heard of this “wine”…
“Drone 629945, follow the guy with the blue jacket and stupid reflective glasses and taser the arsehat real good.” twitter.com/mikko/status/8…
Fine, we’ll profile the side of his head. twitter.com/mikko/status/8…
I think I’ve finally figured this thing out. pic.twitter.com/nRDr23lUYi
Tim_Beshara Note to self: numbats DO NOT like peanut butter. twitter.com/HPWecology/sta…
Tuesday, I have been disappointed in you so far, but there’s still a little time to redeem yourself.
Correct. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…
This is not a sentence I expected to be reading today. twitter.com/Connie_Marble/…
Fair enough, @BernardKeane. pic.twitter.com/MgM8vPFqMm
Rashas_Mo Well this is actually a very fine tweet. Thanks @stilgherrian for the clincher pic.twitter.com/hdW7b4yWju
cafuego A tweetmashup of @stilgherrian and @realDonaldTrump sounds just like @realDonaldTrump 🤔 pic.twitter.com/hVXhHylaoj
“It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, Your Majesty.” twitter.com/rharris334/sta…
Yeah, look, “need” is one of those complicated words… twitter.com/rharris334/sta…
@DavidFeng @johnb78 @TrainLinkWest All these points are valid and important.
braddybb here is the blank template for Trump’s macbook, please meme responsibly. pic.twitter.com/xlksL2erhy
@DavidFeng @TrainLinkWest Shoosh.
@johnb78 @DavidFeng @TrainLinkWest Yeah but they go faster, and there’s more of them.
@DavidFeng @TrainLinkWest Fair point. I’ll go away now.
See, @DavidFeng? Our trains may be rubbish compared with Chinese HSR, but our customer service is second to none. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…g6
@DylanLacey Well you have to keep them in the crate to prevent them getting snagged on the fence.
This would be a good radio job. @abcgoldcoast needs a breakfast producer. twitter.com/bernyoung/stat…
How do magnets work? twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
@DylanLacey Exactly.
@ozmusiq @DylanLacey @vealmince I’m old enough to (just) remember when TVP hit supermarket shelves here. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Textured_…
@DylanLacey Heh. I grew up on a dairy farm. Cheese is one of those things you don’t want to see being made.
@DylanLacey I get that too, and it’s hard to change habits. But Christ that stuff looked disgusting.
@DylanLacey @vealmince @ozmusiq No, it’s not. Nevertheless, I think pretend-food is bullshit. Revel in the actual thing.
GonzoHacker The Kinsey Scale of Denim pic.twitter.com/582LNWb8d5
@lukehopewell @MarkDiStef It’ll be quicker if you open the drawers.
Melamine has so many uses around the house. twitter.com/ozmusiq/status…
samdrummond Yes, Senator Roberts did just cluck like a chicken. Thank goodness we have @NickMcKim to stand up for the good peop..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…i8
srpeatling Ah the old make-all-the-women-stand-near-you-so-it-looks-like-there’s-more-of-them-in-close-crop trick…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Sc
Autocorrect* did this. twitter.com/bigbadave/stat…
Pinboard Silicon Valley plan to solve poverty:
1: Invite-only event on Stanford campus
2. Palantir demo
3. Uber ride home
buzzfeed.com/nitashatiku/wh…
If there’s all these people in the Canberra Press Gallery, why don’t we get a greater variety of stories? pressgallery.net.au/gallery-member…
@RachaelHasIdeas Why would I even…?
@rbbrown Of course.
Erm, “local IGA”. #thankyouautocorrect
I have just become aware of something called “Chedder Flavour Bio-Cheese (Non-Dairy Product)”
Now playing (at the local USA): Taylor Dayne, “Tell It To My Heart” youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6sU3…
So the prime minister has been drinking? twitter.com/shalailah/stat…
We should e-mail them about this. twitter.com/rbbrown/status…
Sure, but I have a freshly-made steak sandwich at the local tradie lunch spot so, you know, fuck yourself. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
fanfiction_txt “Tails you were right, being a homosexual is great”, Amy said.
I couldn’t be bothered constructing this joke, but here are all the pieces. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_blea… #ikeajoke twitter.com/BrigadierSlog/…
@DavidFeng I’ll believe them when I see them.
CameronAtfield What a time to be alive. twitter.com/toowoombaregio…
It’s not actually fraudulent. It just looks fraudulent. And only when you look at the data.
@twiddlekins It’s fuckin’ outrageous.
Goddammit why won’t the global card payment anti-fraud system let me make this fraudulent card transaction?
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/AntonyGreenABC…
God and I thought I couldn’t let go of the past… twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
One can only hope. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…
GonzoHacker Sure thing, officer pic.twitter.com/lHYO1jmNtK
OHnewsroom Reporter: “Good news, you guys! I went ahead and cleaned all of the dead bugs out of the crockpot.”
@jpwarren We can make several trips.
We can fix that. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
SquigglyRick Looking at picking up some gifts from Fairfax’s The Store. Like this $90 garden hose “ensemble” you don’t need to h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mP
thetowncrier Average ABC viewer: 66 years old. The AVERAGE age. The Ten Network has the youngest at 46. Average. TV is dead. tvtonight.com.au/2016/11/the-av…
“OK, sleep well.” pic.twitter.com/jz5fM4noVt
I’d always pictured Tasmania as being bigger than this. twitter.com/ivorykorine/st…
Protmind, “OGR”. Apparently. youtube.com/watch?v=yprMy4… This is possibly a dangerous rabbit-hole.
Lulwut. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
Pollytics Hmmmm
I don’t know, but now I want one. twitter.com/drzax/status/8…
Yeah so yesterday I did this and I’m not ashamed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Actually, Brandis wants to be a High Court judge. Maybe today’s the day.
Dutton. twitter.com/FJKeany/status…
IMPORTANT: List of Troy McClure Films simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_T…
Excellent. Congratulations, @cathywilcox1. twitter.com/Bedeapk/status…
bradheath Federal judge says “the public interest is … well served” by keeping the FBI’s Tor exploit secret, for reasons th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yr
drunkenmadman Outrageous that Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune pay no tax. What is the ATO thinking? twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
rathmines_cat 4 generations maritime RAAF 11 Sqdn..
Catalina, Neptune, Orion & new Poseidon. Might not see this again. #oldandnew pic.twitter.com/ywUZVnM0IZ
Tuesday. If they can, then it’s a disturbing development. Tuesday.