OzKitsch Bad news: The mass orgy in Sydney in 1788 never happened
dictionaryofsydney.org/entry/the_myth… pic.twitter.com/yrOj1FYEsV
@dobes RTYI. twitter.com/BennSteil/stat…
BennSteil Brilliant. Look who falls for the @GodfreyElfwick hoax piece … twitter.com/ggreenwald/sta…
@NuclearAnthro You need to go to bed now, Martin.
@rossmonique @abcnews Uhoh.
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/x7sLl26VJZ
rossmonique Some stunning — and strange — photos here via the @EcolSocAus abc.net.au/news/2016-11-3… pic.twitter.com/YyzGM69QS6
MarkDiStef Peak Daily Mail pic.twitter.com/Y3jThfnDDZ
@NuclearAnthro This is that stuff they injected you with talking. Man, they got to you.
I shouldn’t joke about the FEMA death camps, because some people think they don’t exist.
Yep, the next step after the UN’s black helicopters invade the US and they activate the FEMA death camps. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…
So could we fit ALL of Australia into the B Ark? twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…
MerriamWebster ‘Fascism’ is still our #1 lookup.
# of lookups = how we choose our Word of the Year.
There’s still time to look something else up.
This is an important observation, I think. AU’s “startup scene” is a relatively small clique. twitter.com/decryption/sta…
patstokes Christiansen is deliberately wedging the left into writing ‘don’t body-shame Christiansen’ thinkpieces, isn’t he? Nine-dimensional chess…
shellity TAKE ME SERIOUSLY GODDAMMIT pic.twitter.com/iH3u6FJjLL
Mr van Onselen does make an important point here. twitter.com/vanOnselenP/st…
@Colvinius @MikeCarlton01 As I hope you understand, I wasn’t keen to spend TOO much time along with that photo.
@Colvinius @MikeCarlton01 I have been made aware of that now, Mark, and I feel like an idiot. Still, I’m not on the cover of GW.
@Spoonyman @MikeCarlton01 Meh. Normally we have people to deal with that sort of thing.
iiTalW This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. pic.twitter.com/rBoVpx4Avh
@Spoonyman @MikeCarlton01 Oh sorry, yes, I wasn’t trying hard enough.
Jeff_Sparrow How dare protesters disrupt our dignified politicians! pic.twitter.com/h30LJ5hwCD
No… Guess againtwitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…Bh
Our future, safe in the hands of these three hoboes. twitter.com/scottfarkas/st…
nampix Mammatus clouds over #Sydney as #storms collapsed before hitting CBD. Pic taken Blues Pt pic.twitter.com/RzxBI7eQB5
@dobes That’s where I’ve been for the past two hours.
OK then.
ThatAmelia .@GChristensenMP is fond of whips. Here’s a preview of Saturday’s Good Weekend cover: pic.twitter.com/0EYcgDPfJt
I don’t think Christensen is in any position to be joking about glue-sniffing.
R_Chirgwin I just heard the phrase “rapidly adapt disruption and unlock opportunities” and now I want to die.
Uber in Uber being a pack of arseholes shock.
TheFix Mitt, getting ready for dinner with Trump tonight pic.twitter.com/96GcvDi2kh
I think I’ve just worked out what’s causing my fucked-up sleep patterns. If I’m right, they’ll last until the weekend or so. Sigh.
thegrugq_ebooks I think Bitcoin is basically a Chinese radar R&D lab be targeted and have its data given to defense contractors?
@jeamland The cold climate semiotics are the best.
burgotastic I’m old enough to remember when the bar for “huge victory” was higher than ‘government manages to pass legislation’ pic.twitter.com/4mx2Nb7INp
Or an avatar from the other part of the pic… pic.twitter.com/j0xTOKoH4C
Should anyone need an avatar from that pic doing the rounds today… pic.twitter.com/DCuuDdIBKV
wolfcat That this is the search results for images of Peter Dutton pleases me. pic.twitter.com/33yPzvCR5r
@AgnessMack @SenatorMRoberts I like your thinking.
@KompleatKnut Fair point. As an aside, Crikey’s payments turn up labelled “Blimey”, which is kinda cute.
Maybe George Brandis will take me out to dinner.
hereforthehops Greatest tweet of all time! twitter.com/DavidStratton9…
@KompleatKnut Didn’t you already do that? (And thank you.) I saw the word “cunt” in my bank statement again.
This time next Wednesday I’ll be in Canberra, so if you are too you should offer to buy me lunch. Or dinner, I’m not fussy.
I just saw a report title that included the words “Business Techquilibrium” and now I want to drink hemlock.
@Rashas_Mo @IWearOddSockz Cyber Monday is a specific post-Thankgiving online sale in the America. Outside my jurisdiction.
Much better idea. twitter.com/FakeDanTosello…
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE. twitter.com/jplonie/status…
This is a great get by @jamesmassola. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
“Leaked cabinet papers warn secret visa overhaul would create ‘two-tier society’, increase violent extremism” smh.com.au/federal-politi…
CaseyBriggs “Brexet ( pronounced bridget)” twitter.com/RudiEdsall/sta…
Seriously, if you think journalists publish rubbish, you should see the stuff that doesn’t even make the first cut.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No. pic.twitter.com/ZhscnG63DI
Brazil nuts are the seafood extender of mixed nut bowls. @burgerdrome
This is indeed an important poll. twitter.com/burgerdrome/st…
Yes, I used the word “semiotics” before lunch. Cope.
I haven’t even glanced inside this report yet, but the semiotics of trust in this front cover is fascinating. pic.twitter.com/gM9j9Lw5Ik
MalwareJake GCHQ has released a browser based decoding framework CyberChef to the open source community. Base64, timestamps, etc
github.com/gchq/CyberChef
@dobes You raise an important point.
MY GOD! THEY WILL DO THIS THING! twitter.com/rgmerk/status/…
@dobes What? How long have you been away?
I daresay I’ll make my own list of predictions for 2017 in a couple of weeks.
Yeah well this prediction is wrong for a start. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…
Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report makes predictions that me and a bottle of bourbon can’t make, why bother?
Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report includes measurable predictions we can check later, shove it up your arse.
Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report includes a review of how your 2016 predictions went, shove it up your arse.
@BXGD Everything they didn’t use for Thanksgiving still has to be sold. #makingamericabutter
@ericscheid Not this time.
@R_Chirgwin You really do need three, or it gets a bit too porcupiney.
Wed plan, draft: Struggle through the blur; deal with the comms backlog, turning it into a plan for the rest of the year; bin night.
I love this photo of Dutton putting real effort into his preparations for Malcolm’s Nimbledon. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
@JustJimWillDo What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
This seems like a late start, and it is, but I couldn’t get to sleep until about 0400 for no discernible reason and I am annoyed.
@andrewdotnich There’s nothing wrong with being prepared.
Wednesday. You’ll need three flamingos, a porcupine, five kilograms of unsalted butter, a cement mixer, and nerves of steel. Wednesday.