Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 30th, 2016

OzKitsch Bad news: The mass orgy in Sydney in 1788 never happened
dictionaryofsydney.org/entry/the_myth… pic.twitter.com/yrOj1FYEsV

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BennSteil Brilliant. Look who falls for the @GodfreyElfwick hoax piece … twitter.com/ggreenwald/sta…

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rossmonique Some stunning — and strange — photos here via the @EcolSocAus abc.net.au/news/2016-11-3… pic.twitter.com/YyzGM69QS6

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MarkDiStef Peak Daily Mail pic.twitter.com/Y3jThfnDDZ

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@NuclearAnthro This is that stuff they injected you with talking. Man, they got to you.

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I shouldn’t joke about the FEMA death camps, because some people think they don’t exist.

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Yep, the next step after the UN’s black helicopters invade the US and they activate the FEMA death camps. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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So could we fit ALL of Australia into the B Ark? twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…

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MerriamWebster ‘Fascism’ is still our #1 lookup.

# of lookups = how we choose our Word of the Year.

There’s still time to look something else up.

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This is an important observation, I think. AU’s “startup scene” is a relatively small clique. twitter.com/decryption/sta…

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patstokes Christiansen is deliberately wedging the left into writing ‘don’t body-shame Christiansen’ thinkpieces, isn’t he? Nine-dimensional chess…

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shellity TAKE ME SERIOUSLY GODDAMMIT pic.twitter.com/iH3u6FJjLL

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Mr van Onselen does make an important point here. twitter.com/vanOnselenP/st…

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@Colvinius @MikeCarlton01 As I hope you understand, I wasn’t keen to spend TOO much time along with that photo.

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@Colvinius @MikeCarlton01 I have been made aware of that now, Mark, and I feel like an idiot. Still, I’m not on the cover of GW.

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@Spoonyman @MikeCarlton01 Meh. Normally we have people to deal with that sort of thing.

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iiTalW This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. pic.twitter.com/rBoVpx4Avh

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@Spoonyman @MikeCarlton01 Oh sorry, yes, I wasn’t trying hard enough.

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Jeff_Sparrow How dare protesters disrupt our dignified politicians! pic.twitter.com/h30LJ5hwCD

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Our future, safe in the hands of these three hoboes. twitter.com/scottfarkas/st…

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nampix Mammatus clouds over as collapsed before hitting CBD. Pic taken Blues Pt pic.twitter.com/RzxBI7eQB5

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@dobes That’s where I’ve been for the past two hours.

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ThatAmelia .@GChristensenMP is fond of whips. Here’s a preview of Saturday’s Good Weekend cover: pic.twitter.com/0EYcgDPfJt

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I don’t think Christensen is in any position to be joking about glue-sniffing.

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R_Chirgwin I just heard the phrase “rapidly adapt disruption and unlock opportunities” and now I want to die.

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Uber in Uber being a pack of arseholes shock.

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TheFix Mitt, getting ready for dinner with Trump tonight pic.twitter.com/96GcvDi2kh

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I think I’ve just worked out what’s causing my fucked-up sleep patterns. If I’m right, they’ll last until the weekend or so. Sigh.

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thegrugq_ebooks I think Bitcoin is basically a Chinese radar R&D lab be targeted and have its data given to defense contractors?

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@jeamland The cold climate semiotics are the best.

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burgotastic I’m old enough to remember when the bar for “huge victory” was higher than ‘government manages to pass legislation’ pic.twitter.com/4mx2Nb7INp

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Or an avatar from the other part of the pic… pic.twitter.com/j0xTOKoH4C

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Should anyone need an avatar from that pic doing the rounds today… pic.twitter.com/DCuuDdIBKV

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wolfcat That this is the search results for images of Peter Dutton pleases me. pic.twitter.com/33yPzvCR5r

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@KompleatKnut Fair point. As an aside, Crikey’s payments turn up labelled “Blimey”, which is kinda cute.

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Maybe George Brandis will take me out to dinner.

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hereforthehops Greatest tweet of all time! twitter.com/DavidStratton9…

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@KompleatKnut Didn’t you already do that? (And thank you.) I saw the word “cunt” in my bank statement again.

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This time next Wednesday I’ll be in Canberra, so if you are too you should offer to buy me lunch. Or dinner, I’m not fussy.

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I just saw a report title that included the words “Business Techquilibrium” and now I want to drink hemlock.

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@Rashas_Mo @IWearOddSockz Cyber Monday is a specific post-Thankgiving online sale in the America. Outside my jurisdiction.

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THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE. twitter.com/jplonie/status…

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“Leaked cabinet papers warn secret visa overhaul would create ‘two-tier society’, increase violent extremism” smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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CaseyBriggs “Brexet ( pronounced bridget)” twitter.com/RudiEdsall/sta…

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Seriously, if you think journalists publish rubbish, you should see the stuff that doesn’t even make the first cut.

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Brazil nuts are the seafood extender of mixed nut bowls. @burgerdrome

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This is indeed an important poll. twitter.com/burgerdrome/st…

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Yes, I used the word “semiotics” before lunch. Cope.

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I haven’t even glanced inside this report yet, but the semiotics of trust in this front cover is fascinating. pic.twitter.com/gM9j9Lw5Ik

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MalwareJake GCHQ has released a browser based decoding framework CyberChef to the open source community. Base64, timestamps, etc
github.com/gchq/CyberChef

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@dobes You raise an important point.

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@dobes What? How long have you been away?

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I daresay I’ll make my own list of predictions for 2017 in a couple of weeks.

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Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report makes predictions that me and a bottle of bourbon can’t make, why bother?

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Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report includes measurable predictions we can check later, shove it up your arse.

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Dear Infosec Vendors, unless your 2017 Threat Predictions Report includes a review of how your 2016 predictions went, shove it up your arse.

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@BXGD Everything they didn’t use for Thanksgiving still has to be sold.

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@R_Chirgwin You really do need three, or it gets a bit too porcupiney.

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Wed plan, draft: Struggle through the blur; deal with the comms backlog, turning it into a plan for the rest of the year; bin night.

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I love this photo of Dutton putting real effort into his preparations for Malcolm’s Nimbledon. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@JustJimWillDo What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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This seems like a late start, and it is, but I couldn’t get to sleep until about 0400 for no discernible reason and I am annoyed.

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@andrewdotnich There’s nothing wrong with being prepared.

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Wednesday. You’ll need three flamingos, a porcupine, five kilograms of unsalted butter, a cement mixer, and nerves of steel. Wednesday.

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