@SnarkyPlatypus No, for various reasons, including the complexity of it all. Too many variables to manage. New advice very soon though.
Seriously, watch this. You will be astounded and baffled and amused and horrified all at once. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…
This is just… wow. Pin@markhumphriesestwitter.com/MalwareJake/st…5D
Histreepix There was never a time before Steve Bannon was bitten by a zombie. Washington, 2017. pic.twitter.com/mTKYQiZl1U
At least I’m just outside the Severe Weather Warning zone. Just. pic.twitter.com/msAPGXy7LK
I’m guessing not much sleep tonight regardless of what I do. pic.twitter.com/49YJesyWXh
Can’t vouch for the story’s veracity, but Dark PR is a thing, and I can see some banks trying it on. twitter.com/Beautyon_/stat…
I’ve noticed this just from some of the spam I’ve seen. twitter.com/ncsc/status/90…
bencubby Tuesday’s front page pic.twitter.com/eVBMKZVyti
@evaleucien We must be different in some way…
It doesn’t look well. twitter.com/schisto_tom/st…
@evaleucien You know it doesn’t work that way, right?
damiengwalter Oh blimey. He’s not being ironic. twitter.com/Steejo/status/…
linzcom The clock is ticking on CBA. Most Australians have no clue how tough northern hemisphere regulators are
smh.com.au/business/banki…
Je suis annoyed. Can’t get sleepy because of the naps earlier.
@Dr_Black M’pleasure.
@markhumphries Nah, that’s not going to work unless I can think of her name or the show’s name. Will tell you next time we speak.
@markhumphries Isn’t it lovely. I’m now reminded of a comedy bit about tonal English during sex. Attempting to find now …
Totally normal people doing totally normal things. twitter.com/tado/status/90…
OFalafel Opera singers dubbed with dial up modems could be the next big thing pic.twitter.com/daiG0lVqjw
Mark … twitter.com/markhumphries/…
benpobjie Sounds exactly like a fairytale ending to me twitter.com/guardian/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus @AnnabelAstbury As I said … twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@Dr_Black If you’re on a Mac, you can also just use Quicktime Player. Under “Edit”, flip or rotate twice, then either Save or Export.
@Dr_Black Open the source file, click on “Picture”, and the Rotate setting is bottom right. Select all other options to taste.
@Dr_Black Handbrake is your free cross-platform all-purpose video conversion tool.
Kon__K If you are based in #Melbourne or #Sydney and could offer employment to a person seeking #asylum. Contact @ASRC1 in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7l
@jeffsonstein This is why listening to @WarOnTheRocks’ “Bombshell” is essential. warontherocks.com/category/bombs… @jsargentr
stilgherrian I am still laughing at Cupboard Boy’s little whine here. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
This is your first periodic reminder that we’ve put @feraldata in charge of Aussie AI and we should have thought th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wP
How many male newsreaders do you see being referred to as grandfathers? That’s probably the least interesting thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c9
johnmcternan The case for universal basic income can be made so effortlessly, can’t it? twitter.com/kensingtonroya…
TheOnion New STEM Initiative Just Tries To Dissuade Students In Other Countries From Pursuing Science Careers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QS
@jeffsonstein @SnarkyPlatypus Jeff. I know you’ve got the day off, but no.
ClickHole We Won’t Show You What Reese From ‘Malcolm In The Middle’ Looks Like Today Until Guantanamo Bay Is Closed For Good..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6B
“Here’s Your Guide To The Big High Court Hearing Against The Same-Sex Marriage Survey” by @lanesainty buzzfeed.com/amphtml/lanesa…
@JustJimWillDo @DWHauthor Indeed. I wonder what they think of reactions to the threat to today.
TheBreeMae Unsolicited dik-dik pic. pic.twitter.com/qqq3sgUK3Z
DWHauthor “You’re probably wondering why we’ve gathered you all here. Well, the fucking Nazis are back.” twitter.com/thomashornall/…
@ResignInShame No I’m not. It’s just a trade-off for massive lumbar pain. The day has still been completely unproductive.
To reiterate … twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus Gee thanks.
stilgherrian Are you an Australian MP urgently needing to be not British? Fill in page 7 and fax it to yourself…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GZ
@SnarkyPlatypus You haven’t listened to his show, have you.
It’s all OK, @baxters, we can just issue sub-prime mortgages. That’s always* worked before. twitter.com/baxters/status…
Awwww. Poor Alan. twitter.com/AlanJones/stat…
REMINDER: “Two full-time jobs now needed to service a mortgage on a typical Sydney home” smh.com.au/business/the-e… pic.twitter.com/plyUI3pvRJ
stilgherrian POLL: Should we just kill everyone, kill them, kill them all?
I don’t know, but it’s an image that needs to be in more people’s heads. twitter.com/nehadk/status/…
She’s speaking from Adelaide, so it’ll be easy to find people who can arrange blood, so much blood. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
ascaniospread We are all living in 2017 while this kid is living in 3017 pic.twitter.com/zWPkctlVcg
@JonathanPieNews This @JonathanPieNews is particularly good and you should watch it now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
cathywilcox1 I’ll only stop kicking your cat if you stop telling me not to kick your cat. twitter.com/noplaceforshee…
Oh yes, Soylent is still a thing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_(… twitter.com/blahblahellis/…
WANKER ALERT: “The Silicon Valley execs who don’t eat for days: ‘It’s not dieting, it’s biohacking’” theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
“The Brexit Problem” with @JonathanPieNews youtube.com/watch?v=x9gowr…
I have been in this room (thanks, @dj2mn) and it is several kinds of excellent. #inside3d120megapixels twitter.com/EPICentreUNSW/…
Brilliant song. But that record sleeve..twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…85
rpy shame on you woolworths!!! i have shared this with my church group… you must apologise to all dad’pic.twitter.com/j7xMHIxbQhQh
OK, @snurb_dot_info’s gag is MUCH better than mine. [Bows] twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…
jturner_ibrs Interest in bots & @IFTTT grows pic.twitter.com/VpqjDYArWU
I haven’t no idea what this means, but I too will wait for the video. twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…
Translation: Well at least THEY scored a root. [Sulk] twitter.com/Number10gov/st…
Can’t forget to Copulate for Costello! twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
MkHeck Computer Science: know the risks. 😉 pic.twitter.com/nEwNMqspfq
brianmoore666 When I lived in Soho I had an experience like that. twitter.com/qikipedia/stat…
botandy the newest member of the HR dept is 14 microns tall, and will be monitoring work performance from inside your body. drink this.
@Scottludlam @Rottoturbine Oh wait. I read that as halal quokkas.
Three-ply! twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
Scottludlam @stilgherrian @Rottoturbine it only causes the halal ones
@Scottludlam @Rottoturbine Wow. This is all so much more dangerous than I imagined.
HAHAHAHAHA. Yeah good one, mate. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
TheMediaTweets Local angle… pic.twitter.com/eWyGttePmt
Homosexuality causes wind turbines.
Modern China is complicated. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…
John_Hanna Is there any Governmenting being done apart from Citizenship tests?
Asking for a friend. pic.twitter.com/a1Y9JVvfd8
R_Chirgwin This juvie isn’t coping with the wind, so he’s staying close to the ground. pic.twitter.com/pCmbCfdYv5
I should’ve weaponised that PDF. Sigh. I’m always in such a rush to make a shitty joke rather than rule the world.
YonhapNews (URGENT) Four more THAAD launchers will soon be installed: ministry english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2017/09/0…
This tweets starts off quite disturbingly but I think it ends OK. twitter.com/tfswebb/status…
@GiovanniTorre Hey why not have a go yourself? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Here’s what the end product will look like. pic.twitter.com/pnB4zBzfJv
For bonus points, cut off a bit of the front page, staple it over your private address, photocopy, and re-fax. pic.twitter.com/64QtsVw8Xp
Are you an Australian MP urgently needing to be not British? Fill in page 7 and fax it to yourself…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GZ
mgerrydoyle also, before anyone gets ahead of themselves, I think the probability of a “live” end-to-end test of dprk icbm *and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eg
DavidFeng WARNING: Shandong people DO drink, all right — ESPECIALLY around Qingdao.@stilgherrianntwitter.com/sydneyairport/…f
AlexCKaufman I just got to Iceland. It’s raining and everything so far looks like early 2000s indie rock album art. pic.twitter.com/sMv88aCuGw
@JustJimWillDo “Slinky Banana Hunt 3: Slinky Sophomores”
YonhapNews (URGENT) S. Korea, U.S. in consultations on deploying aircraft carrier, strategic bombers: ministry english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2017/09/0…
robrfs The wind is causing problems across the State. Currently 105 bush fires across NSW with 41 yet to be contained…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…A9
TheKoreaHerald [Breaking] S. Korea detects indications of N. Korea’s ballistic missile launch preparations. pic.twitter.com/Zffnt47chA
planet4589 Looks like another Hwasong-14 missile test is in the offing. S Korean media reporting preparations for an ICBM class launch have been seen
So, have you guys ever seen a banana? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…
mumbletwits Journo: “thanks for that leak, now I’m going to hang up & phone you back asking for a comment; you will of course decline.”
@maxcelcat I know Ohler’s book was the first in-depth look at Nazi Germany, so I guess there’s a lot of research on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5c
See also Norman Ohler’s brilliant work on meth use in Nazi Germany. theguardian.com/books/2016/sep…
Remember this to understand DPRK: “In North Korea, meth is offered as casually as a cup of tea” (27 Jan 2014) articles.latimes.com/2014/jan/27/wo…
@DavidFeng @JustJimWillDo But to understand PPRK, I think it’s essential to factor in the ubiquitous use of methamphetamine.
@DavidFeng @JustJimWillDo She sounds like a sensible woman. But then she married you. So I don’t know.
@DavidFeng @JustJimWillDo I’m sure, but I was referring to the DPRK’s special patriotic workers’ all-purpose fatigu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JD
@JustJimWillDo @DavidFeng Yep, everything is HSR. This caffeinated version is scary tho. Hate to think what he’d be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ts
@DavidFeng @JustJimWillDo Wow. The hard stuff.
jeamland But enough about @dannolan pic.twitter.com/Kfhd2m29jD
@JustJimWillDo @DavidFeng Or maybe just 50mg of whatever the hell they’re putting in @DavidFeng’s tea at the moment.
@DavidFeng WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A SHOUTY MOOD TODAY.
Which is probably why it was arranged for Crusader Rabbit to go live with it first thing this morning, rather than..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ty
Hey @DavidFeng! Cheap lamb chops in Shandong this week! twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…
@Rob_Stott Arf! Arf! Arf!
Is this a gay marriage thing? twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
Your move, @TonyAbbottMHR. twitter.com/adamgartrell/s…
I do so love me a literary reference, especially with this many connections. Bravo, @mgerrydoyle. twitter.com/mgerrydoyle/st…
@DavidFeng @GreenJ David, has some doomsday cult been dumping psychotropic gas into the Beijing subway? Blink twice..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZO
More excellent Daddy Malcolm mental imagery. twitter.com/LeftyMatt/stat…
GreenJ chances are the fish won’t remember you in the morning. twitter.com/Mich_Cooke/sta…
I would not be surprised. twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…
@srpeatling @willie1foot @GreenJ @MacqDictionary That’ll be enough of your communism, thank you very much.
This is what I thought. twitter.com/garystark/stat…
When does Australia Post deliver mail these days? I heard it was the first and third Wednesdays of each month, except during Lent.
Self-awareness by the Gold Coast’s mayor today. twitter.com/TawarRazaghi/s…
@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ @MacqDictionary I guess you can tell that one of my linguistics tutors was a lexic..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2V
@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ @MacqDictionary Please send any and all hate mail to @MacqDictionary.
@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ Meanwhile @MacqDictionary, a dictionary of contemporary Australian English, has th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zn
@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ Given these Ngram figures, I reckon OED made the right choice…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JR
@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ Different dictionaries have different purposes. I can bore you with this shit for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n0
@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ The OED is a dictionary. It reports how language evolved and how it is used. -ize..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OV
@srpeatling @GreenJ Why yes, I did indeed log into the OED just to annoy @GreenJ.
This entry from the OED? I’ll leave it here just for @srpeatling and @GreenJ. (I particularly like “Betamax owners”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yL
wintnation The constitution grants me the right to determine our future.
OzKitsch The @WomensWeeklyMag guide to surviving a nuclear attack, 1961
trove.nla.gov.au/aww/read/22354… pic.twitter.com/sheueUq5Uf
Ah, the lovely Anne Wills, who once described herself as a “TV Weather Hag”. twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…
James_Jeffrey Is Lyle Shelton the only person available
@peterrenshaw @NITV @SBS @Clintonswalk You’ve missed the point entirely. Clinton walked about 6000km; @NITV reporte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5t
Meanwhile, @JohnBirmingham is covering the real stories in today’s ASB. aliensideboob.com pic.twitter.com/DWvLfP4YhN
This fellow and some others seem to be having trouble with what I’d have thought to be a clear statement. Kill. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yC
Yes, this sort of thing should do the trick. twitter.com/grayj_/status/…
I think we can mete out pain levels appropriate for each individual person. Maybe some sort of voting system. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…
You should probably retweet this POLL a bunch so that it appears to be more sciencey and not at all fake news. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
POLL: Should we just kill everyone, kill them, kill them all?
Mon plan, restated: Today will be de-stress and de-pain. I’ll deal with editing and shopping tomorrow. Or maybe I’ll just kill everyone.
@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen @dobes You beastly ursine bedwarmer.
Mon plan, revised: I fixed too-pain-to-focus-on-work with drugs, and now it’s too-drowsy-to-focus-on-work, which I suppose is a win.
ICYMI, and ICY haven’t moved on yet, my way-too-long thread reflecting on Caleb Bond’s Tweet™. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
KateDrawsComics oh yeah that’s my favourite anime pic.twitter.com/38ojzRQNTG
@DavidFeng EXACTLY!!!
@DavidFeng Not all white people are from England, you know.
samanthamaiden In fact for many months when I asked for it @TonyAbbottMHR after leadership spill office said couldn’t find but did..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HT
markhumphries Australian news is now just a bunch of people calling Tony Abbott a c*nt. pic.twitter.com/hkEwKW1e8p
@DavidFeng Just so you know, I’m not in the British Isles.
@SnarkyPlatypus No. We don’t get either of them up here. One of these, which keeps bashing on the window, and a bun..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EW
Being harassed by birds.
BernardKeane Fiona Simson just told a media conference that agriculture feeds 60 billion people worldwide. 7 billion humans and 53 billion aliens?
The looks interesting, though probably not very happy-making. Either way, a good thing to trial, @VictoriaPolice. twitter.com/VictoriaPolice…
tshanahanacs @rowanhanna @renailemay I was always told that manners cost nothing, and I speak as a bearded man myself who works in the IT industry!
Fact check please, Glenn. “Foreign Prime Minister”? Are you sure? twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP…
GregBarila There’s one thing I dislike more than looking at a snake in a case. Looking at an apparently empty case a snake sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PL
@rpy I’ve had unbalanced trade. Never again. Wait, what?
Bobosphere Is there such thing as cheese poisoning? This guy may be brain damaged. twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/st…
csittenfeld From a sincerity standpoint, I’m troubled that Old Navy sells these notecards in packs of 8. pic.twitter.com/RmDSvluhkj
@PeteLawler @NITV @SBS @Clintonswalk Oh no argument there!
@GiovanniTorre Real vampires have better taste in suits.
@FakeDanTosello @R_Chirgwin You sure know how to pique my curiosity.
@terencehuynh Also, wearing ill-chosen colour combinations and a pocket square.
@FakeDanTosello @R_Chirgwin Ah I see. Well the hashtag isn’t as lame as I thought it might be. I’d guessed it might..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dw
@NITV @SBS @Clintonswalk Clinton’s endurance is amazing, sure, but I’d be willing to go with 6000km.
DoctorJeph So it looks like seat belt thingy was taken from this image by KLM. Which is actually pro-marriage equality. Someho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OB
@bengrubb You’re no fun.
BlogsofWar Twitter. pic.twitter.com/zsQHcsOItv
Thought so. twitter.com/dmeeze/status/…
If I ask what this hashtag dreamers thing is, will the answer annoy me?
Huge advance! New technology helps you distinguish one young white techbro from another young white techbro. twitter.com/shafikyaghmour…
I think it’s cruel that Fiscal the Fraud Fighting Ferret can’t have his own branded wine coolers…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xh
RennaisanceFogy @meadea “The ABC has requested @darrendavidson amend the report and headline to reflect reality.” pic.twitter.com/xjhDeA7mxw
joshgnosis The culture war appears to be entirely fought through baked goods. news.com.au/finance/busine…
Do you mean cake? You mean cake, don’t you. twitter.com/wintnation/sta…
Rob_Stott Day two of the Woolies cake outrage. Things going well. pic.twitter.com/IEYBltGS9R
On an unrelated topic, “The Strange World of an Australian Teenage Conservative Political Commentator” (21 Oct 2015) vice.com/en_us/article/…
leyawn remember when i got blocked by the founder of @verrit because i said i get picked first in basketball over him twitter.com/leyawn/status/…
@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren If only there were some way of finding out things, maybe some kind of remembering machines.
@purserj It may or may not have been with BTC, but it certainly is now. WE CAN KEEP EVERYTHING GROWING EXPONENTIALLY BY FLOODING THE MARKET.
DavidFeng Reminds me to Bozo next door. Except for Bozo has a far worse (maybe more racist) national flag carrier. twitter.com/jwassers/statu…
@Steve_Lockstep He does have a point. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…
I am definitely looking forward to this whole Initial Coin Offering (ICO) thing being the financial powerhouse it d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EY
CillizzaCNN The next episode is going to be great! twitter.com/halliejackson/…
@wwells668 It would be cruel for me to say that you should be ashamed of yourself, but you should be ashamed of yourself.
@riskybusiness This will all end so well.
A psychiatrist and a fraud investigator. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…
johnb78 Facebook reminded me it’s the anniversary of this classic. pic.twitter.com/9DoNTchwHo
I am still laughing at Cupboard Boy’s little whine here. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
TIL from @theharryshearer’s Le Show: Human-excreted antidepressants end up in rivers and lakes, changing the behaviour of fish and shrimp.
jonkudelka How do you have a civilised debate about something as bone stupid as this? pic.twitter.com/ybY7COg78P
GreenJ we’ve got a new edition about to drop, so all winter @Meanjin content is now outside the paywall and running free …twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pKV0
Wow. Just, wow. I know that @Steve_Lockstep will want one of these immediately. I wish I had one. twitter.com/veorq/status/9…
daniels_den Has anybody asked how China would feel about a rattled Japan being militarized? twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…
It’s all go today! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
Foone The losing screen of the game Balance of Power is stuck in my head recently. pic.twitter.com/MTydbiuOjE
“Insight”. twitter.com/developerjack/…
Further things in the (Six) Weekly Wrap at stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/37… and in the very important plug attached. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mon plan: Pain reduction (sorta done); eggs (now); edit a lot of words, Katoomba library; a little shopping; a quiet evening, I reckon.
RadioFreeTom TFW you see a bar fight spill into the street twitter.com/LouiseMensch/s…
annafifield South Korea tries to ignore Trump’s criticism of their government over North Korea: ‘They worry he’s kind of nuts…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4E
I know @dobes is on holidays, but maybe he’ll see this anyway. @rohan_p should be across this too. twitter.com/snurbbotinfo/s…
@VS_ @jturner_ibrs You’re no fun. Though I do approve of you in pearls.
@SnarkyPlatypus Golf courses are much the same as competently-staffed embassies, but with better recreational facilities.
@SnarkyPlatypus Still, I’m sure that POTUS has a solid understanding of East Asian geopolitics, and needs no furthe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vp
@SnarkyPlatypus A key issue here is that the US has better quality diplomatic and other communication with the esta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wT
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve only skimmed Kahl’s thread, and haven’t read the sources, but it seems to match other commenta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kx
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, and the US is already pre-conditioned to believe that it’s facing the existential threat of sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HL
@jturner_ibrs See, James? twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
@jpwarren #sparc4lyf, you mean.
“Looks like”. twitter.com/veorq/status/9…
This @jturner_ibrs guy is so soft, no sense of adventure at all. Let go, James, like CommBank, and bungee jump into..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uN
@mpesce Yeah, once it’s past all those uninhabited islands.
@jpwarren I WAS PART OF THAT BOOM AND IT MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY.
@jpwarren Especially during the Javageddon.
@glengyron The Royal Adelaide Hospital, yes.
@jpwarren Sun “got it”, at least back in the day. But maybe that’s just nostalgia talking. And I did just scoff a bunch of opiates.
@jpwarren I had a SPARCstation 20 on my desk when I worked for the optimistically-named Fairfax Digital Media…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SV
@jpwarren I’m not nobody. :( #hidesincupboard
@jpwarren ftoomsh! I know of this machine.
Solaris was the gateway drug that got me hooked on Perl. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
“… and I’m not coming out until the mean girls stop picking on me. I hate them all, and I hate you mom, I hate yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nt
Oh may your waves of oblivion wash over me, sweet fruit of the poppy …
@russellmahoney Seriously, though, the day after Turnbull became PM, for a couple of scaffolders this was the first..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LO
@russellmahoney You need a ute, mate.
Oh wait. This is a good point. twitter.com/buttplugio/sta…
glengyron This! This is male feminism in full effect. twitter.com/ClickHole/stat…
This is true*. twitter.com/NuclearTakes/s…
UweBollocks Ian is the dumbest motherfucker on the whole Internet pic.twitter.com/z2pzthN6DK
“… by anyone at all.” twitter.com/xxxdretentacio…
Well, it’s one reason.
I agree with this. It’s why I’ll always chat to any tradies in a pub at knock-off time. twitter.com/russellmahoney…
davidgerard please tell me this is peak ICO please twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
MikeCarlton01 It will become a satanic bacchanal to dwarf the Romans at their most decadent. Hopefully. twitter.com/lyleshelton/st…
quinncy “I really, really thought you’d be dead by now.” pic.twitter.com/rFMRU93IJS
Like the expert* he is, @TonyAbbottMHR knew to make things easier by holding up a sheet of paper. You know what to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZF
@rebel @LaTrioli @mjrowland68 Fair point.
Reality Bits, part 2 of 2. Yeah, I reckon this would lead to good outcomes in many areas. twitter.com/AkiPeritz/stat…
Reality Bits, part 1 of 2. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…
@LaTrioli I too would like to line them all up.
Says @LaTrioli on the s44 drama: “I want to line them all up … in the High Court. I want this to run for months.”
This is how is begin… twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
Gawd, so Abbott is going all Shorten Truther. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
Heh. @LaTrioli is trolling @mjrowland68 about why an Abbott presser.
Hurrah! twitter.com/mjrowland68/st…
‘Opiates: Starting the week the right way!”
The more I think about it, the more I like this. And I’ve been thinking about it quite a bit. twitter.com/wintnation/sta…
I like the ambiguity here. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
@PeteLawler Mate, someone gets paid to make kale salad. Which is the worse crime? pic.twitter.com/8gbYcuVQez
@NuclearAnthro I didn’t know there was an actual Mr Peanut. Thanks for connecting the dots, @GrantWTrent. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
The important thing is that Dr Vanessa Teague and I will destroy democracy in a few weeks. Do join us in Melbourne. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, which is actual a Six Weekly Wrap. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/37…
Mon plan, draft: Pain reduction; eggs; edit a lot of words, Katoomba library; a little shopping; a quiet evening, I reckon.
johndmathis OH: so… BlockBuster was kinda like a walk in Redbox with people instead of a touchscreen?
I like that @NuclearAnthro has dubbed that latest DPRK device “Mr Peanut” … or whoever so dubbed. pic.twitter.com/nqG0GzNwdq
jeamland KPI met or exceeded. twitter.com/dansinker/stat…
@gilfer @sylmobile That wasn’t the quote, but I did spend far too long reflecting on that tweet last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@coldsnacks That’s what I was referring to, in part.
@SnarkyPlatypus I see where you’re going with that, but I think there’s more fear in the mix than that. A paranoia..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KO
I would like to have this quote handy, should any news junkie be able to find it for me. I’ll give you a big happy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…th
Children should be seen but not heard but not seen. twitter.com/jstogdill/stat…
Then a metaphor involving Nazis and rattlesnakes, and we’re out.
Presenter asks about military action killing “so many” South Koreans.
Bolton: “Let me ask you this. How do you feel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eS
AXIS OF EVIL! ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE WEAPONS! NUCLEAR BLACKMAIL!
But this is even better. The presenter seems even more hawkish that the former Ambassador. twitter.com/FoxNews/status…
Well all that sees good and great.
JuddLegum EPA release does not contest a single fact in AP’s reporting, personally attacks AP reporter, cites Breitbart..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iG
wintnation I want all Aussies to feel like they can only do so much.
Histreepix Baby Hitler considers a moustacheless disguise to avoid assassination attempts, 1889. pic.twitter.com/6fu68ohxUI
Monday. Even Hitler had bad days. Monday.
Um, good? Because any fuckin’ idiot can copy-paste a press release or transcribe a video. twitter.com/voxdotcom/stat…
ArmsControlWonk How big was the North Korean explosion? This is a nice illustration of how sensitive estimates are to assumptions a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bF
Histreepix Two Wonder Women in their natural habitat begin their lengthy courtship ritual. Winnersh, 1972. pic.twitter.com/TCqvUHPTsX
Bored with that now.
* Actually I’m not that curious. My curiosity darts all over, mostly to where I’m learning new things ‘cos there’s always so much to learn.