Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 4th, 2017

@SnarkyPlatypus No, for various reasons, including the complexity of it all. Too many variables to manage. New advice very soon though.

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Seriously, watch this. You will be astounded and baffled and amused and horrified all at once. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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Histreepix There was never a time before Steve Bannon was bitten by a zombie. Washington, 2017. pic.twitter.com/mTKYQiZl1U

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At least I’m just outside the Severe Weather Warning zone. Just. pic.twitter.com/msAPGXy7LK

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I’m guessing not much sleep tonight regardless of what I do. pic.twitter.com/49YJesyWXh

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Can’t vouch for the story’s veracity, but Dark PR is a thing, and I can see some banks trying it on. twitter.com/Beautyon_/stat…

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I’ve noticed this just from some of the spam I’ve seen. twitter.com/ncsc/status/90…

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bencubby Tuesday’s front page pic.twitter.com/eVBMKZVyti

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@evaleucien You know it doesn’t work that way, right?

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damiengwalter Oh blimey. He’s not being ironic. twitter.com/Steejo/status/…

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linzcom The clock is ticking on CBA. Most Australians have no clue how tough northern hemisphere regulators are

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Je suis annoyed. Can’t get sleepy because of the naps earlier.

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@markhumphries Nah, that’s not going to work unless I can think of her name or the show’s name. Will tell you next time we speak.

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@markhumphries Isn’t it lovely. I’m now reminded of a comedy bit about tonal English during sex. Attempting to find now …

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Totally normal people doing totally normal things. twitter.com/tado/status/90…

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OFalafel Opera singers dubbed with dial up modems could be the next big thing pic.twitter.com/daiG0lVqjw

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benpobjie Sounds exactly like a fairytale ending to me twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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@Dr_Black If you’re on a Mac, you can also just use Quicktime Player. Under “Edit”, flip or rotate twice, then either Save or Export.

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@Dr_Black Open the source file, click on “Picture”, and the Rotate setting is bottom right. Select all other options to taste.

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@Dr_Black Handbrake is your free cross-platform all-purpose video conversion tool.

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Kon__K If you are based in or and could offer employment to a person seeking . Contact @ASRC1 in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7l

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stilgherrian I am still laughing at Cupboard Boy’s little whine here. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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This is your first periodic reminder that we’ve put @feraldata in charge of Aussie AI and we should have thought th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wP

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How many male newsreaders do you see being referred to as grandfathers? That’s probably the least interesting thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c9

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johnmcternan The case for universal basic income can be made so effortlessly, can’t it? twitter.com/kensingtonroya…

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TheOnion New STEM Initiative Just Tries To Dissuade Students In Other Countries From Pursuing Science Careers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QS

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@jeffsonstein @SnarkyPlatypus Jeff. I know you’ve got the day off, but no.

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ClickHole We Won’t Show You What Reese From ‘Malcolm In The Middle’ Looks Like Today Until Guantanamo Bay Is Closed For Good..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6B

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“Here’s Your Guide To The Big High Court Hearing Against The Same-Sex Marriage Survey” by @lanesainty buzzfeed.com/amphtml/lanesa…

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@JustJimWillDo @DWHauthor Indeed. I wonder what they think of reactions to the threat to today.

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TheBreeMae Unsolicited dik-dik pic. pic.twitter.com/qqq3sgUK3Z

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DWHauthor “You’re probably wondering why we’ve gathered you all here. Well, the fucking Nazis are back.” twitter.com/thomashornall/…

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@ResignInShame No I’m not. It’s just a trade-off for massive lumbar pain. The day has still been completely unproductive.

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stilgherrian Are you an Australian MP urgently needing to be not British? Fill in page 7 and fax it to yourself…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GZ

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@SnarkyPlatypus You haven’t listened to his show, have you.

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It’s all OK, @baxters, we can just issue sub-prime mortgages. That’s always* worked before. twitter.com/baxters/status…

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REMINDER: “Two full-time jobs now needed to service a mortgage on a typical Sydney home” smh.com.au/business/the-e… pic.twitter.com/plyUI3pvRJ

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stilgherrian POLL: Should we just kill everyone, kill them, kill them all?

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I don’t know, but it’s an image that needs to be in more people’s heads. twitter.com/nehadk/status/…

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She’s speaking from Adelaide, so it’ll be easy to find people who can arrange blood, so much blood. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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ascaniospread We are all living in 2017 while this kid is living in 3017 pic.twitter.com/zWPkctlVcg

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cathywilcox1 I’ll only stop kicking your cat if you stop telling me not to kick your cat. twitter.com/noplaceforshee…

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WANKER ALERT: “The Silicon Valley execs who don’t eat for days: ‘It’s not dieting, it’s biohacking’” theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

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I have been in this room (thanks, @dj2mn) and it is several kinds of excellent. twitter.com/EPICentreUNSW/…

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Brilliant song. But that record sleeve..twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…85

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rpy shame on you woolworths!!! i have shared this with my church group… you must apologise to all dad’pic.twitter.com/j7xMHIxbQhQh

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jturner_ibrs Interest in bots & @IFTTT grows pic.twitter.com/VpqjDYArWU

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I haven’t no idea what this means, but I too will wait for the video. twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…

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Translation: Well at least THEY scored a root. [Sulk] twitter.com/Number10gov/st…

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Can’t forget to Copulate for Costello! twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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MkHeck Computer Science: know the risks. 😉 pic.twitter.com/nEwNMqspfq

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brianmoore666 When I lived in Soho I had an experience like that. twitter.com/qikipedia/stat…

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botandy the newest member of the HR dept is 14 microns tall, and will be monitoring work performance from inside your body. drink this.

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Scottludlam @stilgherrian @Rottoturbine it only causes the halal ones

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@Scottludlam @Rottoturbine Wow. This is all so much more dangerous than I imagined.

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TheMediaTweets Local angle… pic.twitter.com/eWyGttePmt

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Homosexuality causes wind turbines.

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John_Hanna Is there any Governmenting being done apart from Citizenship tests?
Asking for a friend. pic.twitter.com/a1Y9JVvfd8

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R_Chirgwin This juvie isn’t coping with the wind, so he’s staying close to the ground. pic.twitter.com/pCmbCfdYv5

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I should’ve weaponised that PDF. Sigh. I’m always in such a rush to make a shitty joke rather than rule the world.

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YonhapNews (URGENT) Four more THAAD launchers will soon be installed: ministry english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2017/09/0…

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This tweets starts off quite disturbingly but I think it ends OK. twitter.com/tfswebb/status…

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Here’s what the end product will look like. pic.twitter.com/pnB4zBzfJv

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For bonus points, cut off a bit of the front page, staple it over your private address, photocopy, and re-fax. pic.twitter.com/64QtsVw8Xp

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Are you an Australian MP urgently needing to be not British? Fill in page 7 and fax it to yourself…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GZ

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mgerrydoyle also, before anyone gets ahead of themselves, I think the probability of a “live” end-to-end test of dprk icbm *and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eg

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DavidFeng WARNING: Shandong people DO drink, all right — ESPECIALLY around Qingdao.@stilgherrianntwitter.com/sydneyairport/…f

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AlexCKaufman I just got to Iceland. It’s raining and everything so far looks like early 2000s indie rock album art. pic.twitter.com/sMv88aCuGw

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@JustJimWillDo “Slinky Banana Hunt 3: Slinky Sophomores”

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YonhapNews (URGENT) S. Korea, U.S. in consultations on deploying aircraft carrier, strategic bombers: ministry english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2017/09/0…

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robrfs The wind is causing problems across the State. Currently 105 bush fires across NSW with 41 yet to be contained…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…A9

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TheKoreaHerald [Breaking] S. Korea detects indications of N. Korea’s ballistic missile launch preparations. pic.twitter.com/Zffnt47chA

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planet4589 Looks like another Hwasong-14 missile test is in the offing. S Korean media reporting preparations for an ICBM class launch have been seen

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So, have you guys ever seen a banana? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…

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mumbletwits Journo: “thanks for that leak, now I’m going to hang up & phone you back asking for a comment; you will of course decline.”

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@maxcelcat I know Ohler’s book was the first in-depth look at Nazi Germany, so I guess there’s a lot of research on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5c

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See also Norman Ohler’s brilliant work on meth use in Nazi Germany. theguardian.com/books/2016/sep…

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Remember this to understand DPRK: “In North Korea, meth is offered as casually as a cup of tea” (27 Jan 2014) articles.latimes.com/2014/jan/27/wo…

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@DavidFeng @JustJimWillDo But to understand PPRK, I think it’s essential to factor in the ubiquitous use of methamphetamine.

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@DavidFeng @JustJimWillDo She sounds like a sensible woman. But then she married you. So I don’t know.

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@DavidFeng @JustJimWillDo I’m sure, but I was referring to the DPRK’s special patriotic workers’ all-purpose fatigu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JD

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@JustJimWillDo @DavidFeng Yep, everything is HSR. This caffeinated version is scary tho. Hate to think what he’d be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ts

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jeamland But enough about @dannolan pic.twitter.com/Kfhd2m29jD

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@JustJimWillDo @DavidFeng Or maybe just 50mg of whatever the hell they’re putting in @DavidFeng’s tea at the moment.

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@DavidFeng WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A SHOUTY MOOD TODAY.

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Which is probably why it was arranged for Crusader Rabbit to go live with it first thing this morning, rather than..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ty

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Hey @DavidFeng! Cheap lamb chops in Shandong this week! twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…

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I do so love me a literary reference, especially with this many connections. Bravo, @mgerrydoyle. twitter.com/mgerrydoyle/st…

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@DavidFeng @GreenJ Maybe if you had a goldfish to keep you company?

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@DavidFeng @GreenJ So yeah there’s a lot to unpack there.

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@DavidFeng @GreenJ David, has some doomsday cult been dumping psychotropic gas into the Beijing subway? Blink twice..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZO

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@DavidFeng @GreenJ Wow. I just make do with the alarm on my phone.

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More excellent Daddy Malcolm mental imagery. twitter.com/LeftyMatt/stat…

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GreenJ chances are the fish won’t remember you in the morning. twitter.com/Mich_Cooke/sta…

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@srpeatling @willie1foot @GreenJ @MacqDictionary That’ll be enough of your communism, thank you very much.

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When does Australia Post deliver mail these days? I heard it was the first and third Wednesdays of each month, except during Lent.

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Self-awareness by the Gold Coast’s mayor today. twitter.com/TawarRazaghi/s…

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@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ @MacqDictionary I guess you can tell that one of my linguistics tutors was a lexic..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2V

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@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ Meanwhile @MacqDictionary, a dictionary of contemporary Australian English, has th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zn

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@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ Given these Ngram figures, I reckon OED made the right choice…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JR

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@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ Different dictionaries have different purposes. I can bore you with this shit for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n0

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@willie1foot @srpeatling @GreenJ The OED is a dictionary. It reports how language evolved and how it is used. -ize..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OV

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@srpeatling @GreenJ Why yes, I did indeed log into the OED just to annoy @GreenJ.

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This entry from the OED? I’ll leave it here just for @srpeatling and @GreenJ. (I particularly like “Betamax owners”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yL

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wintnation The constitution grants me the right to determine our future.

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OzKitsch The @WomensWeeklyMag guide to surviving a nuclear attack, 1961
trove.nla.gov.au/aww/read/22354… pic.twitter.com/sheueUq5Uf

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Ah, the lovely Anne Wills, who once described herself as a “TV Weather Hag”. twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…

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James_Jeffrey Is Lyle Shelton the only person available

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@peterrenshaw @NITV @SBS @Clintonswalk You’ve missed the point entirely. Clinton walked about 6000km; @NITV reporte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5t

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Meanwhile, @JohnBirmingham is covering the real stories in today’s ASB. aliensideboob.com pic.twitter.com/DWvLfP4YhN

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This fellow and some others seem to be having trouble with what I’d have thought to be a clear statement. Kill. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yC

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I think we can mete out pain levels appropriate for each individual person. Maybe some sort of voting system. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…

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You should probably retweet this POLL a bunch so that it appears to be more sciencey and not at all fake news. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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POLL: Should we just kill everyone, kill them, kill them all?

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Mon plan, restated: Today will be de-stress and de-pain. I’ll deal with editing and shopping tomorrow. Or maybe I’ll just kill everyone.

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Mon plan, revised: I fixed too-pain-to-focus-on-work with drugs, and now it’s too-drowsy-to-focus-on-work, which I suppose is a win.

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ICYMI, and ICY haven’t moved on yet, my way-too-long thread reflecting on Caleb Bond’s Tweet™. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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KateDrawsComics oh yeah that’s my favourite anime pic.twitter.com/38ojzRQNTG

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@DavidFeng Not all white people are from England, you know.

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samanthamaiden In fact for many months when I asked for it @TonyAbbottMHR after leadership spill office said couldn’t find but did..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HT

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markhumphries Australian news is now just a bunch of people calling Tony Abbott a c*nt. pic.twitter.com/hkEwKW1e8p

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@DavidFeng Just so you know, I’m not in the British Isles.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No. We don’t get either of them up here. One of these, which keeps bashing on the window, and a bun..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EW

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Being harassed by birds.

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BernardKeane Fiona Simson just told a media conference that agriculture feeds 60 billion people worldwide. 7 billion humans and 53 billion aliens?

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The looks interesting, though probably not very happy-making. Either way, a good thing to trial, @VictoriaPolice. twitter.com/VictoriaPolice…

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tshanahanacs @rowanhanna @renailemay I was always told that manners cost nothing, and I speak as a bearded man myself who works in the IT industry!

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Fact check please, Glenn. “Foreign Prime Minister”? Are you sure? twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP…

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GregBarila There’s one thing I dislike more than looking at a snake in a case. Looking at an apparently empty case a snake sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PL

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@rpy I’ve had unbalanced trade. Never again. Wait, what?

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Bobosphere Is there such thing as cheese poisoning? This guy may be brain damaged. twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/st…

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@rohan_p @dobes I think there’s a valuable lesson here for all of us.

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csittenfeld From a sincerity standpoint, I’m troubled that Old Navy sells these notecards in packs of 8. pic.twitter.com/RmDSvluhkj

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@GiovanniTorre Real vampires have better taste in suits.

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@terencehuynh Also, wearing ill-chosen colour combinations and a pocket square.

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@FakeDanTosello @R_Chirgwin Ah I see. Well the hashtag isn’t as lame as I thought it might be. I’d guessed it might..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dw

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@NITV @SBS @Clintonswalk Clinton’s endurance is amazing, sure, but I’d be willing to go with 6000km.

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DoctorJeph So it looks like seat belt thingy was taken from this image by KLM. Which is actually pro-marriage equality. Someho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OB

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BlogsofWar Twitter. pic.twitter.com/zsQHcsOItv

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If I ask what this hashtag dreamers thing is, will the answer annoy me?

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Huge advance! New technology helps you distinguish one young white techbro from another young white techbro. twitter.com/shafikyaghmour…

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I think it’s cruel that Fiscal the Fraud Fighting Ferret can’t have his own branded wine coolers…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xh

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RennaisanceFogy @meadea “The ABC has requested @darrendavidson amend the report and headline to reflect reality.” pic.twitter.com/xjhDeA7mxw

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joshgnosis The culture war appears to be entirely fought through baked goods. news.com.au/finance/busine…

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Do you mean cake? You mean cake, don’t you. twitter.com/wintnation/sta…

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Rob_Stott Day two of the Woolies cake outrage. Things going well. pic.twitter.com/IEYBltGS9R

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On an unrelated topic, “The Strange World of an Australian Teenage Conservative Political Commentator” (21 Oct 2015) vice.com/en_us/article/…

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leyawn remember when i got blocked by the founder of @verrit because i said i get picked first in basketball over him twitter.com/leyawn/status/…

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren If only there were some way of finding out things, maybe some kind of remembering machines.

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@purserj It may or may not have been with BTC, but it certainly is now. WE CAN KEEP EVERYTHING GROWING EXPONENTIALLY BY FLOODING THE MARKET.

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DavidFeng Reminds me to Bozo next door. Except for Bozo has a far worse (maybe more racist) national flag carrier. twitter.com/jwassers/statu…

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I am definitely looking forward to this whole Initial Coin Offering (ICO) thing being the financial powerhouse it d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EY

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CillizzaCNN The next episode is going to be great! twitter.com/halliejackson/…

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@wwells668 It would be cruel for me to say that you should be ashamed of yourself, but you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A psychiatrist and a fraud investigator. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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johnb78 Facebook reminded me it’s the anniversary of this classic. pic.twitter.com/9DoNTchwHo

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I am still laughing at Cupboard Boy’s little whine here. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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TIL from @theharryshearer’s Le Show: Human-excreted antidepressants end up in rivers and lakes, changing the behaviour of fish and shrimp.

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jonkudelka How do you have a civilised debate about something as bone stupid as this? pic.twitter.com/ybY7COg78P

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GreenJ we’ve got a new edition about to drop, so all winter @Meanjin content is now outside the paywall and running free …twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pKV0

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Wow. Just, wow. I know that @Steve_Lockstep will want one of these immediately. I wish I had one. twitter.com/veorq/status/9…

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daniels_den Has anybody asked how China would feel about a rattled Japan being militarized? twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…

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Foone The losing screen of the game Balance of Power is stuck in my head recently. pic.twitter.com/MTydbiuOjE

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Further things in the (Six) Weekly Wrap at stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/37… and in the very important plug attached. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: Pain reduction (sorta done); eggs (now); edit a lot of words, Katoomba library; a little shopping; a quiet evening, I reckon.

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RadioFreeTom TFW you see a bar fight spill into the street twitter.com/LouiseMensch/s…

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annafifield South Korea tries to ignore Trump’s criticism of their government over North Korea:  ‘They worry he’s kind of nuts…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4E

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I know @dobes is on holidays, but maybe he’ll see this anyway. @rohan_p should be across this too. twitter.com/snurbbotinfo/s…

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@VS_ @jturner_ibrs You’re no fun. Though I do approve of you in pearls.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Golf courses are much the same as competently-staffed embassies, but with better recreational facilities.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Still, I’m sure that POTUS has a solid understanding of East Asian geopolitics, and needs no furthe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vp

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@SnarkyPlatypus A key issue here is that the US has better quality diplomatic and other communication with the esta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wT

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve only skimmed Kahl’s thread, and haven’t read the sources, but it seems to match other commenta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kx

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, and the US is already pre-conditioned to believe that it’s facing the existential threat of sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HL

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This @jturner_ibrs guy is so soft, no sense of adventure at all. Let go, James, like CommBank, and bungee jump into..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uN

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@mpesce Yeah, once it’s past all those uninhabited islands.

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@jpwarren I WAS PART OF THAT BOOM AND IT MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY.

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@jpwarren Especially during the Javageddon.

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@glengyron The Royal Adelaide Hospital, yes.

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@jpwarren Sun “got it”, at least back in the day. But maybe that’s just nostalgia talking. And I did just scoff a bunch of opiates.

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@jpwarren I had a SPARCstation 20 on my desk when I worked for the optimistically-named Fairfax Digital Media…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SV

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@jpwarren ftoomsh! I know of this machine.

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Solaris was the gateway drug that got me hooked on Perl. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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“… and I’m not coming out until the mean girls stop picking on me. I hate them all, and I hate you mom, I hate yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nt

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Oh may your waves of oblivion wash over me, sweet fruit of the poppy …

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@russellmahoney Seriously, though, the day after Turnbull became PM, for a couple of scaffolders this was the first..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LO

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glengyron This! This is male feminism in full effect. twitter.com/ClickHole/stat…

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UweBollocks Ian is the dumbest motherfucker on the whole Internet pic.twitter.com/z2pzthN6DK

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I agree with this. It’s why I’ll always chat to any tradies in a pub at knock-off time. twitter.com/russellmahoney…

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davidgerard please tell me this is peak ICO please twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…

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MikeCarlton01 It will become a satanic bacchanal to dwarf the Romans at their most decadent. Hopefully. twitter.com/lyleshelton/st…

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quinncy “I really, really thought you’d be dead by now.” pic.twitter.com/rFMRU93IJS

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Like the expert* he is, @TonyAbbottMHR knew to make things easier by holding up a sheet of paper. You know what to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZF

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@paulbam3 @LaTrioli I’d be happy to Let’s Go Sharks.

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Reality Bits, part 2 of 2. Yeah, I reckon this would lead to good outcomes in many areas. twitter.com/AkiPeritz/stat…

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@LaTrioli I too would like to line them all up.

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Says @LaTrioli on the s44 drama: “I want to line them all up … in the High Court. I want this to run for months.”

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Heh. @LaTrioli is trolling @mjrowland68 about why an Abbott presser.

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‘Opiates: Starting the week the right way!”

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The more I think about it, the more I like this. And I’ve been thinking about it quite a bit. twitter.com/wintnation/sta…

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@PeteLawler Mate, someone gets paid to make kale salad. Which is the worse crime? pic.twitter.com/8gbYcuVQez

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@NuclearAnthro I didn’t know there was an actual Mr Peanut. Thanks for connecting the dots, @GrantWTrent. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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The important thing is that Dr Vanessa Teague and I will destroy democracy in a few weeks. Do join us in Melbourne. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, which is actual a Six Weekly Wrap. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/37…

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Mon plan, draft: Pain reduction; eggs; edit a lot of words, Katoomba library; a little shopping; a quiet evening, I reckon.

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johndmathis OH: so… BlockBuster was kinda like a walk in Redbox with people instead of a touchscreen?

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I like that @NuclearAnthro has dubbed that latest DPRK device “Mr Peanut” … or whoever so dubbed. pic.twitter.com/nqG0GzNwdq

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jeamland KPI met or exceeded. twitter.com/dansinker/stat…

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@gilfer @sylmobile That wasn’t the quote, but I did spend far too long reflecting on that tweet last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@coldsnacks That’s what I was referring to, in part.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I see where you’re going with that, but I think there’s more fear in the mix than that. A paranoia..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KO

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I would like to have this quote handy, should any news junkie be able to find it for me. I’ll give you a big happy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…th

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Children should be seen but not heard but not seen. twitter.com/jstogdill/stat…

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Then a metaphor involving Nazis and rattlesnakes, and we’re out.

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Presenter asks about military action killing “so many” South Koreans.
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AXIS OF EVIL! ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE WEAPONS! NUCLEAR BLACKMAIL!

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But this is even better. The presenter seems even more hawkish that the former Ambassador. twitter.com/FoxNews/status…

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Well all that sees good and great.

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JuddLegum EPA release does not contest a single fact in AP’s reporting, personally attacks AP reporter, cites Breitbart..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iG

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wintnation I want all Aussies to feel like they can only do so much.

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Histreepix Baby Hitler considers a moustacheless disguise to avoid assassination attempts, 1889. pic.twitter.com/6fu68ohxUI

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Monday. Even Hitler had bad days. Monday.

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Um, good? Because any fuckin’ idiot can copy-paste a press release or transcribe a video. twitter.com/voxdotcom/stat…

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ArmsControlWonk How big was the North Korean explosion? This is a nice illustration of how sensitive estimates are to assumptions a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bF

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pfon73 @TwopTwips PHOTOGRAPHERS. Save time and expense by simply remembering how things look.

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Histreepix Two Wonder Women in their natural habitat begin their lengthy courtship ritual. Winnersh, 1972. pic.twitter.com/TCqvUHPTsX

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* Actually I’m not that curious. My curiosity darts all over, mostly to where I’m learning new things ‘cos there’s always so much to learn.

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