Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 10th, 2017

@BXGD @SofieHagen Oh FFS just punch everyone. In the long term it’s way easier.

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@travisbynight Stop being reasonable. I’m going to bed.

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So yeah, folks, means I’m back home and not dead, because everyone knows what’s going on. I’ll collapse now.

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@travisbynight @bunjaree Yeah he’s good value, and took care of me as I absolutely didn’t trip over when exiting his cab.

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@travisbynight @bunjaree Mate that’s very cruel. I thought he was a lot younger but I just learned he’s 50.

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The thing about people who go on about Uber is that they don’t understand how village taxi drivers tell you about all the gossip.

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So yeah I’m back at @bunjaree and not at all helped by Douglas and his excellent taxi work.

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@NicholasFryer @SofieHagen The latter. I’ve just done the shopping and I fear I just called the local taxi operator “babe”.

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Just quietly, Coles seems to be dumping Bulla ice-cream at way low prices right now.

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@franksting @engin_eer @johnb78 No, @johnb78 and I have never been on the same media thing. Like, he’s a cunt.

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@NicholasFryer @SofieHagen I am out at the shops in Katoomba and I am definitely not drunk.

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Katoomba, as it is on an AWESOME Sunday night. pic.twitter.com/frY8czCPaB

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@NicholasFryer @SofieHagen Yeah you should pay attention to @SofieHagen. She’s a good Danish chick, even though her..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…K6

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free_facts Caterpillars are disgusting

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@NicholasFryer @SofieHagen I am absolutely certain that I am @SofieHagen’s first ever gay male fan.

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@NicholasFryer @SofieHagen Love your irony. Just watch @SofieHagen’s work. I mean I wouldn’t turn for her, but she’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hY

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@SofieHagen But yeah, I’m a while middle-aged man and I have no idea. Also, I am drunk now. I’m sorry. My people are pricks.

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@SofieHagen This should never be interpreted as “White men have it hard.” We don’t.

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@SofieHagen Well, maybe not punch me in the face, but do tell me where I’m wrong. I try to try, but white privilege is so ingrained.

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I’ll go further than @SofieHagen. Subject to racism? Punch the cunt in the face. And I say that as a white man. If..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8M

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As I just DMd to someone, “The enjoyment of a meal is not at all related to armed combat regarding the venue’s ownership.” True.

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Someone with less understanding of defamation law than me might say [REDACTED]. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@AussieTrudes @bunjaree I’ll let @R_Chirgwin answer that. Some of his decisions were about supply chain issues, tho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X2

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker That’s why I laugh at the podcast blogs arguing about which $600 microphone is the b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qr

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker If you can’t open the mic on an iPhone or Android device and deliver 120s of engagin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wn

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker Everyone these days imagines they can’t make media without all the kit and infrastru..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…64

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker Meh. I’ve been banging on about this for 22 years. Ironically, I know this shit beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…T7

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker Go the other way, and ask “How can we get this guy and his guest live online”, sudde..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tt

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker What makes it difficult for traditional media is that they’re trying to work out how..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5C

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker It was possible then, with work. Now it’s very much possible using shit you can carry in your pocket.

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker Back in the first dotcom boom, so 1995, I sketched out how team with a few laptops c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kx

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker Seriously, @spreaker’s app allows you to go live with whatever you have with you. Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o0

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker So much of the media’s reticence about doing live stuff, including mine, is over-thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U4

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@johnb78 @franksting @spreaker I mean, load the program stings and promos, and a music playlist, and hit the button. pic.twitter.com/LYGRtdmIQi

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@johnb78 @franksting I’ve actually been thinking of setting up @spreaker so I can do immediate live reports from wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…N3

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@johnb78 @franksting So, there’s the Spreaker app for iPhone. I could turn that on for instant live-streamed audio. But not tonight.

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Pro Tip: In Australia, for regulars, the RSA rules (responsible service of alcohol) often turn into ISA rules.

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@travisbynight I am smiling so much at the idea of these random encounters which are unlikely to ever be connected…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ey

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@travisbynight Heh. Because I was usually rat-arsed. Hurrah!

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Well this is a turn for the best. twitter.com/Kylez1967/stat…

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@travisbynight Fifteen or twenty, I’d have thought, because you sound younger than 70. At a minimum. But we’re not playing this game.

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@franksting Mostly the Founders. Because, you know, YOLO.

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@travisbynight Of course from now on, every taxi I catch up here, I’ll be thinking “Are you @travisbynight?” Excell..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d4

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troyhunt The vultures always start circulating pretty quickly… twitter.com/sieduk/status/…

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cosmicpudding No, you can’t shoot (or burn) a hurricane the size of into submission!! 🤦‍♀️ Stay safe, …..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zF

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@cafuego I’m across this one. Isn’t it awesome!

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snurb_dot_info If George Antichristensen’s burqa ban failed 54:51 at Nationals conference, might it have won if only the _Australian_ Nats MPs had voted ?

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@travisbynight Heh. Somehow I”d guessed you might have. But don’t reveal the link, OK? Let’s keep it a mystery.

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I have just fallen in love with Bookbug, and I’m in Australia. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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@travisbynight Hah! Man, you know EVERYONE up here. I assume you now drive elsewhere and haven’t driven me?

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@travisbynight Yeah one of the poets this arvo had a lengthy poetic tirade channeling Buga-Up.

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@travisbynight Dunno the names, but it’s all bush poets and self-written stuff read in that sing-song Di-dah-di-dah..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ug

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Yeah look, I’m gonna go with the Barbie Princess option. twitter.com/wolfcat/status…

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@aggerchez @michaelneale Yeah I know where they’re going with that. It’s such a hilariously ignorant comparison.

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If nothing else, this is one of the best story illustrations I’ve seen in ages. Respect. twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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@travisbynight It’s still on, presumably with the same people because it has that vibe.

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I know people are dissing this guy for the “no gay animals” thing. But seriously, people. MAGNETS! twitter.com/donprove42/sta…

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Hall of Shame? Or international trial for crimes against humanity? Is a slow-burn let-them-drown that much worse th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hy

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@EndRoadwork It’s never too late to become a global arsehole.

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@peterrenshaw @dmeeze Yeah you’re right though. Be in charge of your own decisions. Don’t rely on anyone else. Etc…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2n

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axmcc Bumper stickers of the central coast pic.twitter.com/ZMk8qEnrJ6

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@peterrenshaw @dmeeze Tell me about it! It killed my father when he was 43, and killed so many men in our patch.

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@arcadiagt5 @Kekman0180 Mute early, mute often, and order another pint.

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@arcadiagt5 @Kekman0180 That’s part of what makes it so funny.

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@Kekman0180 @arcadiagt5 No, let’s not “get into it”. You’re an ignorant dipshit. Arc it up, mate. Have fun. I’ll ig..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MC

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@arcadiagt5 @Kekman0180 You watch. He’ll post another animated GIF and think he’s the greatest propagandist since Joseph Göbbels.

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@arcadiagt5 Nah, some of us have known ignorant cunts like @Kekman0180 since before he was born. He’s got buzzwords..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pv

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@peterrenshaw @dmeeze You’re a surfer, I assume. So is it something about the geography of those dune beaches?

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@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @simonhackett I sometimes pretend that @simonhackett owes me a flight ‘cos I came down to C..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SH

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@peterrenshaw @dmeeze Have you heard of someone called Harold Holt?

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Can you imagine how much of a cunt you’d have to be to extend your dumbfuck bigotry to the other side of the planet? twitter.com/Kekman0180/sta…

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@peterrenshaw @dmeeze Oh that’s Portsea? Oops, my mistake. It’s SO similar to Rapid Bay though.

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@peterrenshaw @dmeeze Putting that aside, and sorry if it’s TMI, Rapid Bay is still such a beautiful beach, and a fantastic fishing jetty.

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@peterrenshaw @dmeeze That’s the beach! So those dunes along the northern part of the beach? I had some awesome tim..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kV

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@peterrenshaw @dmeeze Thank you. In the late 1960s they did the swimming lessons at Rapid Bay beach. I can’t rememb..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hM

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@bunjaree This is in addition to the 6kW of panels (is that the right figure?) that were already installed. Solar work, people.

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I’ve forgotten to mention that @bunjaree got another set of solar panels a few weeks ago, as well as new batteries. pic.twitter.com/TAOfA32Qfd

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@WarWraith Ah yeah, it’ll do that. I’m doing a cutback myself. I’ll certainly enjoy this one. Cheers!

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This does sound scary, and even more scarily it seem to jibe with some of the stuff said by the NATSEC people I fol..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…51

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@WarWraith Because… ? Sorry, I’m not up to speed, and don’t know why you’re not drinking.

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@johnb78 That looks like the same class of hydrofoil, or a close variant. A shame they shut it down, those boats ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…at

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mjc_photography When you order a muffin but are accidentally given an a-level art project about the fall of man instead pic.twitter.com/4N4jZljxeI

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@CosmicRami I believe this genre of engineering is called “Yeah just chuck this thing into orbit, whatever.”

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It’s on tap, which will of course prevent anything going wromg.

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Yes, the Founders’ reDANKulous Imperial Red IPA from Grand Rapids, Michigan. 9.5% ABV. foundersbrewing.com/backstage-seri… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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rachel_pick there’s this russian guy on tumblr who makes good cat posts and a sub-community who translate his captions and i ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…r3

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@CosmicRami You’re prechin’ to the choir here, kid. Maybe I haven’t been clear about how big a Space Age Kid I am.

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isaach I do not recommend united “basic economy” seats pic.twitter.com/tLdk0KQvpE

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@JustJimWillDo @Areas_Abandoned They’re of the same era. The 1960s was the height of Soviet Futurist design.

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@CosmicRami Like so many of the aircraft of the era, the canards were added when the original design had some sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9x

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@johnb78 Oh that’s right! A couple of nations picked up some USSR export hydrofoil ferries. Great kit, I’m always told.

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Soviet Futurism is such a glorious design genre. twitter.com/Areas_Abandone…

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Areas_Abandoned Abandoned Soviet Passenger Hydrofoil pic.twitter.com/lSi9FicwGl

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@dmeeze Hmmm. The Google Maos embed needs fixing, it seems.

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@dmeeze Without addressing that question, I should probably mention the Pine Tree Incident. stilgherrian.com/50-to-50/05/

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@AdamDJTbrand @Asher_Wolf YMMV, of course. We all have our biases and worldviews.

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@AdamDJTbrand @Asher_Wolf I’m afraid that given what’s happening in the world, I have precisely zero respect for an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UG

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@AdamDJTbrand @Asher_Wolf Isn’t the hindsight of a random spectator judging someone they don’t respect from a singl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jx

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kemal_atlay Lol I love how triggered free market, small gov conservatives are by businesses exercising their freedom. Ideologic..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ow

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@BlueJayGliding @FatherBob I want to say “Stop that!” but I’m pretty sure @FatherBob would agree. ;) God bless you,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s7

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@wolfcat And it’s such a thing of its time. Which is, as you know, roughly 1911.

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@wolfcat Yeah it’s one of my favourites of the few that still exist, ‘cos it shows him as a doting father rather than a comprehensive prick.

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Here’s a photo of my father holding me as a baby. Please note cigarette holder. And there’s nothi … oh waitpic.twitter.com/pwja7D0IvUvU

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mattblaze FAQ:

Q: Doesn’t the Blockchain solve—
A: No.

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@AdamDJTbrand @Asher_Wolf If you interpret that as “drunk man drops baby” then you’re both paranoid and sad. And as..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X9

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@AdamDJTbrand @Asher_Wolf Some “confirmation bias” there? FFS, a grandfather stretches his beer out of harm’s way f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mn

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Sorry, @JustJimWillDo, it’s the reDANKulous Imperial Red IPA, at 9.5%. pic.twitter.com/HjpdiN6cnq

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@JustJimWillDo See, when I’m sober I know this. But then I have a pint or two of Founders’ Ridinculous ale at 9.5%.

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@paulbam3 Bar manager is now wondering why I’m rummaging through the games collection taking photos.

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Here’s what I said earlier about reports on the PM’s lovely weekend photo. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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BernardKeane you have to wonder about the mentality of people who not merely find something negative in this, but feel moved to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rq

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free_facts They released books based on ‘The Lord of the Rings’ movies

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After this last pint I’ll do the shopping. If I have more I’ll end up buying endless cheese and cured meats, but no toothpaste or the like.

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@Headwellred @KenTremendous I gather this is all about some movie. Nevertheless, you are one scary woman.

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PascoSheriff To clarify, DO NOT shoot weapons @ . You won’t make it turn around & it will have very dangerous side effects

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See, @FatherBob gets it, but I gather that certain more prehistoric elements of the Catholic Church do not agree. F..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hP

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indiancountry ‘White Babies’ Goes Viral buff.ly/2eWlK1b pic.twitter.com/qBGGQD2AF7

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Just spotted in the pub’s collection of games. pic.twitter.com/qSF3qWqY7i

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TheStrangeLog Screaming at tentacles is forbidden

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“Why people think Germans are so efficient” bbc.com/travel/story/2… HT @daniels_den

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free_facts Fish never sleep because they are so full of rage

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@michaelneale Not visible from outside the closed shop.

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@nickmaher That is interesting. Thanks, Nick. I’ll poke around a bit next time we have a complex trackwork weekend.

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@SydneyTom_ @Telstra Nah, @Telstra has the “permanent arsehat” field on my CRM record.

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@GreenJ You’re making a hull of an assumption there.

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@Telstra Excellent. Thanks for the help, Chris. Please award yourself a gold wombat stamp. :)

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@Telstra I must say, the process isn’t exactly clear, Chris, but hey not your fault. :) Cheers.

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@Telstra Well, I used the “check eligibility” link and it went straight to creating a login without accepting data..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QV

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@Telstra Thanks, Chris. I’ve signed up and logged in without any scary warnings, so I figure I’m unmetered, yeah?

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Irma was earlier predicted to run up Florida’s east coast, then up the centreline, and now up the west coast. Evacuation chaos ensues?

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@garthk One of the best features? The separate “record” and “listen” chains.

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@garthk They’re not open, so I couldn’t check the price. And I don’t need anything like that anyway.

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@johnb78 I kinda wish they’d put on meal specials or rotate their menu more often, but hey they’re lovely people here.

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@Telstra Hi, can you please confirm that Telstra Air connections are unmetered for a Telstra post-paid mobile customer on a plan?

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JennaGuillaume “Sandwiches have no right to a political opinion. It’s only WEDDING CAKES that deserve freedom of speech.” twitter.com/TheKennyDevine…

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Hey Audiophiles, look what I just saw at a vinyl and second-hand shop in Katoomba. NAD audio goodness! pic.twitter.com/6YNFIUtd4G

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BiologistDan I’ve had a Captain’s license for 20 years and I’ve never seen twin waterspouts. But yes, can get sucked int..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wy

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kirkmurphy @TheKennyDevine @stilgherrian Amateur-level mistake from @jkalbrechtsen.

Insiders take their voting instructions from the bottled juice.

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EffiMai My Irish cousin, her DR said “I cant tie your tubes bc what if your future husband wants kids.”
HER BODY BELONGS TO..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…A2

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@daniels_den Now if that’s not an actual word then life is not worth living any more.

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The Old City Bank is always quiet on weekday afternoons, and in the afternoons of sunny weekends while the tourists do their tourist things.

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TheKennyDevine BREAKING: ‘Sandwiches speak to me’: Albrechtsen. “This is just like that time a dessert spoon told me to vote for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vt

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krishansonRCF So… Right as is about to make landfall, the GFS just spit out a run where Hurricane directly hits New..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BX

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@NewtonMark @oberonsghost That reminds me. I should do an update on the work of Automated Insights and the other robot news creators.

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Remember when “an opportunity to change the law” was called “a session of Parliament when you’re in government”? Ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZM

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@NewtonMark @oberonsghost One indication of a dodgy beat-up is the lack of a named journalist on the story.

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@juhasaarinen @nazzer @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah me too. Them be tree-climbing claws. Also, Google Images for “possum paw” confirms.

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@NuclearAnthro There’s some great street artists in Melbourne, and to a lesser extent Sydney. (Roll on inter-city r..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dr

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@NuclearAnthro Did you see this? Abbotford is a suburb of Melbourne. twitter.com/HughRundle/sta…

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vancitydwell What a happy-looking bunch of people. Great chemistry, there. Is this one of those instances where a photo speaks a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uq

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@juhasaarinen @SnarkyPlatypus Except the owl takes everything but the tail.

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@juhasaarinen @SnarkyPlatypus A possum sounds too big for a morepork to take out, but I’m no expert. Up here we reg..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zr

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@Rashas_Mo No, but then I’m not a fan of it anyway. Except in sandwiches with camembert or the like.

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@juhasaarinen @SnarkyPlatypus More seriously, I’m not at all sure, but if I had to place a bet it’d be on “owl”.

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@juhasaarinen @SnarkyPlatypus That sounds like an excellent solution to many problems.

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@staticsan I keep forgetting the many ways in which The America makes it harder for poor people to vote.

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ben_hr Welcome to the desert of the real, vaping edition twitter.com/pizzatanktopbr…

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CSGV ⚠️ Unfortunately we must issue the following warning ⚠️ DO NOT SHOOT YOUR GUNS AT THE HURRICANE!!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️yahoo.com/amphtml/news/f…

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I wonder how many of these people know that World War 2 has ended.

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@vealmince It rhymes with “bollocks”, mostly.

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Nah, @mrgrumpystephen, it’s the one that starts “Aboard the good ship Venus.” twitter.com/mrgrumpystephe…

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It could be fun. I’m the only one in the front bar under 60, I think. twitter.com/ResignInShame/…

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@munin Hah! I haven’t read that in ages,

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Except “Howl” is bloody hard to read live without a bit of rehearsal.

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The second Sun each month, The Family has open-mic poetry, all bush poets and lovely Victorian stuff. I should read ‘em Ginsberg’s “Howl”.

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RadioFreeTom Because it would be awesome.

cc @intelwire twitter.com/Bib48311267/st…

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HughRundle Spotted in Abbotsford. pic.twitter.com/Aqh1fSPK00

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@DrooooClip Oh God no. The Family Hotel (pub) in Katoomba always has a $15 Sunday Roast.

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It’s a sunny weekend, so I’m not surprised to see the Police Rescue van just roar past in full emergency mode.

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This week’s Sunday Roast is turkey. pic.twitter.com/mJMFV6kIED

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“The PM has been branded ‘irresponsible’,” they write. Who did this? “Facebook users.” No names, no numbers. Walkley-winning investigation!

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“Huge backlash,” writes a journalist, who didn’t attach their name to the yarn, without mentioning any numbers what..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AT

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So, you know it’s not the sandwiches talking you? twitter.com/jkalbrechtsen/…

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@daria_kill I probably took that all way too seriously.

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@daria_kill 1. No, I slept at home in the middle; and 2. I’ll not give those Uber pricks a cent of my money.

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RadioFreeTom I can’t top this tweet, so it’ll be the capper for this thread twitter.com/LREwoke/status…

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True, although to be honest I’m not that surprised. I used to produce radio talkback programs. (US: “call-in shows”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…65

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SimonMaloy hello, police, I’d like to report a hilarious murder pic.twitter.com/zKZWRtnCqU

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KenTremendous In spirit, Pennywise isn’t a murderer or a clown. He’s a free-spirited entertainer who has his own way of relating..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xi

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@munin @free_facts One phrase here and in the UK is “driving the porcelain bus”.

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MrMaxwellmusic @kid_mao Yeah, employers do shit like that down here all the time. I can’t wait to replace the current system with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XM

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kid_mao my brother is under mandatory evac and his boss is making everyone work twitter.com/drewharwell/st…

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A little voice in may head says this is the sort of thing you say just before you get carpet-bombed with thermonucl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ct

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Histreepix Pixies stealing sugarlumps. Silvertown, 1880. pic.twitter.com/tuuKY1ceuu

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free_facts Hiccups can be cured by shouting The Lord’s Prayer into a toilet

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@KrazyKarl910 This is what I’ve been told, yes.

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@JanJoostBouwman @JustJimWillDo @DavidFeng Prezi is bullshit that emphasises style over substance. I’m on the edge..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fz

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@bigbuckhunter @twiddlekins I did now know this, so thanks for letting me know. Pub and arcade games are not my thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…T3

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snipeyhead People who answer questions on Amazon products are *so* helpful. pic.twitter.com/Z33yJh5CIU

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@nickmaher Unfortunately I didn’t grab a screenshot, but the time would have been around that of the Google Maps screenshot.

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@nickmaher It found a route, but not a good one. Newtown to Wentworth Falls last night was three hops, but with a w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x2

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start (obviously); Sunday lunch, Katoomba; shopping; look at the week ahead, and despair.

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@reubenacciano I know this thing about fourth-hand, though. Something like a report of a Nature article.

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@reubenacciano Yes. Fewer visual checks to reduce drift. Apparently if you get blindfolded people to walk in an ope..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y0

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I seem to have many @ at me. Normally I don’t scroll back much, but today I will. But in a little while.

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That was a much-needed sleep-in, especially after a late night. My sore throat has returned with a mighty vengeance, however.

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Sunday. Three of your largest red blood cells are staging a coup. Sunday.

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Why didn’t YOU listen, you mean. Some of us have been across this for decades. Don’t lay your shit on us. twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…

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@travisbynight I have no idea! Sportsball is not my thing. I just got caught up in these lads’ excitement.

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Back at @bunjaree, and rebooting the water pump. Because technology.

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It looks like Wayne will be popping down from Leura to drive me home. pic.twitter.com/Bsyeqzc3jT

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