Gorn.
harrymccracken If you’re upset with the idea of Apple pricing a new iPhone at $1000 and above, you must LOATHE, LOATHE, LOATHE Rad..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p7
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s what’s in city air. Just brush it out.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, and various redrawn-states or regional government proposals have been based on that.
@roseannebyrne Yes, though personally I’m just finding it tedious. I’ve got other things to worry about though.
This points to David Kilcullen’s point about the city and its hinterland being the more natural economic and politi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wO
@BOM_NSW Ah, Australia! Severe fire danger followed immediately by snow.
I see @BOM_NSW has upped the likelihood of snow on Thursday. Sigh. I have to travel early. Not in the mood for snow. pic.twitter.com/R0YXraaUKb
@PointZeroOne Oh FFS.
jxeeno lol .men domain names are going for 17 cents pic.twitter.com/xPz0MaP4aW
I’m not sure that “hipster” and “chain” can be a thing. twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzPol/…
Yes! Another Champagne! twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
Where can I get one of these? twitter.com/DeletedWiki/st…
@SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer Perhaps, but it’s at the core of one of our* region’s key flashpoints.
* “Our” has..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hj
@jpwarren There are ways of doing things.
oberonsghost Oh goody! Europe’s devolving into its constituent states. twitter.com/nycjim/status/…
@jpwarren Every now and then, people elsewhere suggest that a Google search on various words might “prove interesting”.
@jpwarren Sure. Because DPP can’t comment on cases in progress, but anything in an open source, well, they’re not breaching confidences.
@SnarkyPlatypus How about the West Philippine Sea situation? @NicholasFryer
@jonoabroad @mackaysuzie Well not together, obviously.
@Mayav Well they’re stupid enough to be people.
NicholasFryer For 20 years I’ve assumed that all men called Seth are the same person & all men called Piers are the same arsehole. Hasn’t tripped me yet.
I just saw two people arguing about the marriage thing. One has Uncyclopedia in his bio, the other is citing Breitbart. What a world!
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers Oh God no. The racism is just a kind of inevitable byproduct. British are superior to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lL
glengyron Burnside, Adelaide #mycompton
@travisbynight @NewtonMark @jpwarren This is EXACTLY why we can’t let algorithms run things.
@awelder @NewtonMark @jpwarren Preach, choir, etc. There’s a kind of Stockholm Syndrome about it all, which I wrote..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…At
ben_hr The evidence is overwhelming pic.twitter.com/W8EZxblOQ7
@NewtonMark @travisbynight @jpwarren It’s true. @jpwarren has been WAY down that rabbit-hole.
@jpwarren @NuclearAnthro @SnarkyPlatypus @alyankovic He’s actually from Louisiana, but he’s out in the desert with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gX
Of course the druid protests failed. Their ceremonies were neutralised by those HAARP chemtrails. twitter.com/AFP/status/907…
@NewtonMark @awelder @jpwarren Yep, it’s always “I did good at doing the thing we always do.”
@NuclearAnthro @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Martin, what are you doing awake at 0445?
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @umairh Every startup’s slide deck ever. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
TerribleMaps Fascinating: countries arranged by geographical location pic.twitter.com/BYXdrJrp04
No. Next? pic.twitter.com/mD40EZpfn3
zackster You know the AGL board is going to consider if Turnbull will even last 90 days
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Ah, if you want to understand the link between economic collapse and disco then you’ll need to talk to @umairh.
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus DEAR ECONOMISTS, YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS IN NO MORE THAN THREE TWEETS.
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t got my head around exactly what happened. The oil shock and subsequent recessio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ow
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Here’s another good rabbit-hole. visualizingeconomics.com/blog/2013/3/4/…
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus You Economists are too slow. It’s Figure 2 in this report. epi.org/publication/ch…
Dear Economists, where’s that chart showing post-WW2 wages rising in line with productivity until 70s, then not. @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Oh God, I’ll get someone to find it. Hold on.
@CraigsOverItAll Thanks. I don’t seem to be as bad off as many, but it’s still bloody annoying.
purserj I am now inflicting this on my youngest twitter.com/neilhimself/st…
2FBS Floorshitting thundercunt writes about hypocritical godbothering pisswizard. Assorted fapweaseling fanbois become i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uR
johnb78 This is too many lemons imo pic.twitter.com/J8JZvgtEOH
jonkudelka Presumed this was a historical article about the Victorian era, but no, 2017. twitter.com/theage/status/…
@CraigsOverItAll Very much the former. Well, probably not flu, but a nasty throat infection that’s now… moved south.
@aleeb88 As long as I don’t have to give evidence.
God I feel terrible.
@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 There’s been some really good research on that, wrapped up with whether people see themselves as well-off etc.
Malcolm Turnbull makes solid progress with his new energy policy. pic.twitter.com/TjkTB9AG5J
DDsD Düsseldorf:CCD pic.twitter.com/zkV9IZVsPp
@NewtonMark No, Mark. Fluffy is the perfect name for a great white shark.
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a key thing that happened in the 1970s, though, and I’m sure you’ve seen the graph.
@awelder @NewtonMark @bencjenkins @mtats Moi aussi.
JohnBirmingham @benpobjie The Daleks knew what to do with gluten bludgers.
Très bon! twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
@NewtonMark I admire your foresight.
And yet there are more of them than ever. Sorta like ants. twitter.com/jilevin/status…
@NewtonMark Do you have access to any sort of machine that can do number-dividing, or many even calculifying in general?
GrogsGamut If the PM had a plan, I guess he could do the same… twitter.com/phillipcoorey/…
TerribleMaps Mars if it had as much water as Earth pic.twitter.com/0jCBKApooT
This is much richer symbolism than most people will realise. Thank you, @davpope. twitter.com/davpope/status…
@NicholasFryer Oh I thought you meant the journalism thing. Hmmm. The whole thing is boring me to tears. Maybe I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gv
davpope Parliament’s new fence canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi…
<cartoon gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/eq6zkSS6Q5
johnmcternan This will never get old twitter.com/nigel_farage/s…
@NicholasFryer But I already did that one. My Modest Proposal was month-long assignments to random locations and the pillory.
DeletedWiki Burying your Brother In The Pavement
@IAC2017 @marcoostini Can you please not say “influencers”? It sounds like you’re selling soft drink to children on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6S
@annie_parker Only when it happens to other people.
@TrumpsTies F’rinstance. pic.twitter.com/iWXZ2rI5Ff
Just quietly, @TrumpsTies is a joy and a constant series of masterpieces. twitter.com/TrumpsTies/sta…
Histreepix Disgraced by Watergate, Richard Nixon hands over power to America’s first constitutional rock’n’roll monarch. 1974. pic.twitter.com/F8HOUzBiLV
filmTVtrivia The character of Captain James T Kirk was written specifically for an unaired episode of Heartbreak High
Je suis heartbroken. twitter.com/Independent/st…
That juvenile great white shark found at Sydney’s Manly beach on Monday? It’s been named Fluffy. Of course. news.com.au/national/break…
Dear All The Media In Australia: This is correct. Your #SSM “news” lacks the “news” bit. There is nothing more to s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HY
@DrooooClip @danger5tv That’s a fair call. Mind you, there was quite a bit of indulgent jerkery in that film.
@DrooooClip @danger5tv Ilsa from Danger 5. You can find both series on Netflix and iTunes and probably others too. @danger5tv
@HappySinger Bloody Germans.
@danger5tv His and Hers Thousand Island Dressing Guns! pic.twitter.com/J6oPWBQoUX
@danger5tv “Coke Snorting Anaconda” puppet! pic.twitter.com/YAq9pCvYgZ
@danger5tv You too could have Ilsa’s hip flask! #danger5 pic.twitter.com/B4V3pgCWLv
This is both sad and wonderful all at the same time. @danger5tv #danger5 twitter.com/danger5tv/stat…
Yes, way too long.
jeamland Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Wanker.
“It’s like Uber, but for rotting vegetables.” twitter.com/KathrynElliott…
Jeff_Sparrow Ted Cruz’s new hobby of watching porn is better than his old hobby of being the Zodiac Killer
jasonwryan The guilt is palpable..ptpb.pw/QvD8.pnglH
Or as we used to say, “Understand the customer’s needs so you can sell ‘em stuff.” But with less wankery. twitter.com/mspecht/status…
So remember when it was really cool to have a pet rock? twitter.com/kpmgaustralia/…
johnb78 @chrisapplegate UK political sex scandal: fucked some livestock at a secret society masked ball
US political sex scandal: had a wank
@JohnBirmingham It’s nice when people are thoughtful.
I didn’t mention it, but yesterday I asked myself, “How long has that pasta sauce been in the fridge?” I think I know the answer now.
ssharwood Brilliant headline in Xinhua. pic.twitter.com/AdTJlwpmng
@dtsmith_sydney Not yet, anyway.
BREAKING NEWS FROM AMERICA: A man had a wank.
Imagine a world where nuclear war loomed, but controversy broke out over whether an adult man may have watched an erotic video.
free_facts Nobody knows who wrote Bram Stoker’s Dracula
IllyBocean when you’ve left it a little late to pivot to ‘not directly appealing to nazis’ as a content strategy pic.twitter.com/cyrl2dYMj7
TheShovel Revealed: How Tightarse Turnbull Used A Fake Baby To Smuggle Grog Into The SCG theshovel.com.au/2017/09/12/how… pic.twitter.com/QZuCYj5DZf
HeerJeet Newly relevant. twitter.com/clmazin/status…
@smartbrain Yes, I was watching.
@NewtonMark @elronxenu True enough, I suppose. Different layers n’all. I’m still kinda surprised though.
@elronxenu Exactly what I was thinking earlier. #APNIC44 twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@Taco_Lad @AbstractCode @zdnetaustralia This technique pretty much is JFM, unless you don’t know how DNS resolution..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bu
SIT DOWN @smartbrain! #APNIC44
@AbstractCode @zdnetaustralia I’d have to sneak it in before @dobes gets back from holiday tomorrow.
Can someone please set up a hyperspace comms link to whichever universe the @TonyAbbottMHR hologram is being transm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gl
Geoff reiterates his description of “the internet of tragically stupid things”.
@Asher_Wolf I WANT ONE.
This whole cached-NSEC-answers technique is very clever. Now how the helicopter can I summarise it for @zdnetaustralia. #APNIC44
elronxenu Sounds like we are already using blockchain. #apnic44 pic.twitter.com/6LuRxgxJcM
@matthew_meadows @BrendanEich Yeah I mean JUST because he’s in the Internet Hall of Fame he reckons he knows about this shit.
Geoff Huston: “The entire internet is toxic. It radiates in the dark. It is bad.” #APNIC44
@joaquingalvez84 @TurnbullMalcolm Hurrah!
It’s telling that Geoff has to spell out DNS resolution in such detail at a conference like this. Or am I just getting old? #APNIC44
Geoff is making the radical suggestion that before we re-engineer DNS we should know how it works. Oh, Geoff! #APNIC44
Geoff Huston is starting. I am bracing myself. #APNIC44
@elronxenu So why is Cisco presenting a how-we-IPv6’d in 2017 and not, say, a decade ago? This dog food should be well stale. #APNIC44
nswpolice Everyone is excited for the new #iPhoneX but still haven’t mastered this piece of technology #walkbeforeyourun pic.twitter.com/NunyceLaAA
@munin I know it’s all a Harry Potter reference, but I have read the books of seen the films so I have NFI what any of this means.
WTF is even happening here? twitter.com/tfswebb/status…
Hey @NewtonMark, have you heard about this new thing coming, IPv6?
Mmmmmmm… “greasy tracks”. twitter.com/R_BurtonBradle…
Veishnoriya_F_O Atropia has always been at war with Veishnoriya twitter.com/julianbarnes/s…
@elronxenu Hang on. Photo with dignitaries now, and presumably a cultural item first. Ah yes, here we go.
@elronxenu Geoff will be on in about 20 or 25 mins, after this speaker from Cisco who’s about to come on.
@garthk Here’s Geoff’s slides, if you didn’t find them. conference.apnic.net/44/assets/file…
So Long-Song Lin, chairman of TWNIC, is doing some lovely trolling right now.
@NewtonMark That’s so unlike Geoff, upsetting people.
According to the head of TWNIC, Taiwan is good at cloud computing because they have around 20 typhoons a year.
@NewtonMark Indeed. I’m no expert, obviously, but he looked seriously out of his depth.
OH: “Or maybe Google is just showing me the images of Caligula that look most like Zuckerberg.”
@elronxenu Yep.The livestream is of course being recorded at YouTube.
@NewtonMark Later up, but today is a Modest Proposal to completely structure DNS. blog.apnic.net/2017/08/30/dns… Because DNS will kill us all.
Taiwan plans to have widespread 1Gbps fixed broadband by 2020, and 2Gbps by 2015. Rock on, @TurnbullMalcolm!
Taiwan’s comms minster: Now that you’ve heard the typhoon safety warning you can sit back and relax. (Well, until Geoff speaks.)
“Obviously.” twitter.com/AlanfromBigEas…
MalwareJake Damn, that’s some good meth! alternet.org/grayzone-proje…
The #APNIC44 livestream has started. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@smartbrain If there’s a typhoon, please keep the livestream going. I’m watching from Sydney.
I know you’re into aerobatics, @NewtonMark, so here’s a new trick for you to try. twitter.com/ABC/status/907…
CrimeADay 21 USC §§610, 676 & 9 CFR §319.307 make it a federal crime to sell “spaghetti sauce with meat” if it’s less than 6% meat.
“Exclusive: Russia Used Facebook Events to Organize Anti-Immigrant Rallies on U.S. Soil” thedailybeast.com/exclusive-russ…
jturner_ibrs client to vendor: we have x problem with your product
vendor: yeah we have the same problem internally
APNIC44 keynotes kick off at 1300 AEST. As usual, Geoff Huston is “helping”. conference.apnic.net/44/program/sch… Live stream at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6Z
Well this is surprising* news. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
NewtonMark Old people are the easiest people to fleece. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…
@DuncLuciak @2FBS Goddammit! The cakes! The flowers! How can you cope?
KrangTNelson when you are done LARPing and just want mom to pick you up twitter.com/bakedalaska/st…
Not long now before Dr Vanessa Teague and I destroy democracy. Melbourne, Wed 27 Sep. fabians.org.au/digitisation_a… pic.twitter.com/Mquxja6sqw
2FBS Asked a No Voter what his reasons were…his reply “Because of what happened in Canada”
What happened in Canada, I asked.
*blank look*
Steve_Lockstep I sense the B word coming up. #HIMSSAP17 pic.twitter.com/LYiEaZTvmD
Agreed. This was a brave piece of work. Most people don’t appreciate the importance of dark humour in dark times, f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…N7
@NuclearAnthro @SwiftOnSecurity @DenubisX No it’s fine, Martin. You don’t sound like an intellectual.
@kim_jong_pwn @MalwareJake Great minds, etc.
Good, it’s about time Tumblr users were arrested. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…
THE INTERNET OF FISH. twitter.com/BogdanCostea/s…
BogdanCostea so they hacked a casino through its fish tank. wait, what? theconversation.com/the-internet-o… #iot #security pic.twitter.com/UtVykwH59K
@RachelBkr @ResignInShame @TomCBallard @domknight @AndrewPStreet Thanks. BTW, it’s generally streamed live a I reco..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7P
@glengyron Correct. It’s a two-step process. 1. Fetch welding gloves. 2. Get your daughter to do it. twitter.com/Greybeard3/sta…
oscarsclaws Surely for DR purposes they should sit at least 50km apart. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@RachelBkr @ResignInShame @TomCBallard @domknight @AndrewPStreet Oh thank you. :) There’s been an unplanned winter..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gk
@1ValorMorghulis @mackaysuzie @nikkihaley Leave me out of the scrag fight, thanks.
“Turnbull’s department hunts second cyber security tsar: To sit beside MacGibbon” itnews.com.au/news/turnbulls…
davpope As every Australian knows…
canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi…
<cartoon gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/aYEpVcUgPn
GlenLeLievre #Multitasking @crikey_news 12/9/17 © Glen Le Lievre. bit.ly/2w2nP2X pic.twitter.com/l98CoT2Ci7
@glengyron While I was hiking, an echidna crawled into my sleeping bag. When discovered, it shredded its way out. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jV
@glengyron Seriously, people. DO NOT DO THIS. Apart from the spines, echidnas have claws that can dig FAST though h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bz
zedshaw Someone needs to start the Cube Earth movement. Tell the Flat Earthers, “You only know 1/6th of the truth.”
@ArmsControlWonk @ACWPodcast The podcast’s opening words: “It’s about time to see something new and interesting and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bf
Starting on @ArmsControlWonk’s three-part @ACWPodcast series on “North Korea’s Missile Submarine(s)” armscontrolwonk.com/podcast/ 1/2
Tue plan, supplemental: This sort throat is not going away. I am annoyed. But there will be a doctor on Thursday.
Tue plan, draft: Eggs (much belated); copywriting for client; 1300 watch APNIC44 keynotes from Taipei; rework client graphics; down tools.
JohnBirmingham This will be bigger than the Potato Scallop War. I will make sure of it. twitter.com/shalailah/stat…
Broadly speaking, the correct answer is “Down the drain.” twitter.com/andrewdotnich/…
@NewtonMark I was going to suggest “Run for the Senate, get paid spots on @sunriseon7, and just get given one,” but YMMV.
gilbertjasono “Is it over-the-top naïve to hope that Bugs Bunny has sent Elmer Fudd a present, and not a stick of lit dynamite in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ar
@teknetia Yes, that’s one of the most important questions. But still less important than “How do we make it stop?”
@teknetia I have further questions.
nikkihaley The UN Security Council unanimously adopted the strongest sanctions ever against North Korea: #15-0 pic.twitter.com/0tNWAZRoSr
@purserj @bluntshovels Is the mention of “getting hot and humid down south” something about needing to change underpants?
@purserj @bluntshovels I wasn’t being sarcastic.
@purserj @bluntshovels This is all getting very interesting.
@RachelBkr @ResignInShame @TomCBallard @domknight @AndrewPStreet There’s a LOT of good Australian podcast, but pers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gE
@RachelBkr @ResignInShame Try @TomCBallard’s “Like I’m a Six Year Old”, and @domknight & @AndrewPStreet’s “Double Disillusionists”.
@RachelBkr @ResignInShame It’s called “The 9pm Edict” and the more recent episode is at stilgherrian.com/edict/00067/. It’s an acquired taste.
@ResignInShame @RachelBkr I haven’t done a episode for a while, but I hope to fix that very soon.
@bluntshovels This has been a weird year so far.
@BiancaNogrady Also, an “added bonus”. I might just start today all over again.
@R_Chirgwin That bird call you described yesterday is the Eastern Spinebill, of which we have plenty at @bunjaree. birdsinbackyards.net/species/Acanth…
@BiancaNogrady This Thursday, anyway. It’s not like it snows every Thursday. That would be silly.
@BiancaNogrady Oh yeah. It might snow on Thursdays. So there’s an address bonus. pic.twitter.com/fVUo69qj3C
troyhunt Note to self - do not buy sex robot: “Your future sex robot could be hacked and programmed to murder you” bgr.com/2017/09/11/sex…
@munin 37C, but I’m having a wee jokette.
We’re having a two-day heat wave up here. I don’t think I can cope. pic.twitter.com/Leo1AuDQ4g
Pah! Australia’s Coalition government has 70-year-old theories they never even killed off to begin with. twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…
Please note that I’m not actually in Taipei. I’ll just be watching the live stream. It’s probably safer that way.
Later today I’ll be watching Geoff Huston tell us another “happy story”, after which I’ll hurl myself into a canal…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aN
SydneyTom_ That… that’s not cheddar pic.twitter.com/MbD2I2zvRH
@annie_parker It’s from 2013, but yeah it’s a real thing.
“Best wishes, haters.” (Yes, it IS real. I just took a screenshot in case it ever vanishes.) pic.twitter.com/10xXsjpLaR
wobster This is -amazing- 68.media.tumblr.com/6bb9dde2af42e3…
waferbot You can’t cancel an iTunes playlist called “Just Screaming.”
Histreepix American schoolchildren learn to defend themselves against a scientifically-informed worldview. Texas, 1956. pic.twitter.com/4Y0AeO8cEx
Tuesday. One pencil per cat, to a maximum of ten. Tuesday.