Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 12th, 2017

harrymccracken If you’re upset with the idea of Apple pricing a new iPhone at $1000 and above, you must LOATHE, LOATHE, LOATHE Rad..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p7

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s what’s in city air. Just brush it out.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, and various redrawn-states or regional government proposals have been based on that.

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@roseannebyrne Yes, though personally I’m just finding it tedious. I’ve got other things to worry about though.

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This points to David Kilcullen’s point about the city and its hinterland being the more natural economic and politi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wO

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@BOM_NSW Ah, Australia! Severe fire danger followed immediately by snow.

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I see @BOM_NSW has upped the likelihood of snow on Thursday. Sigh. I have to travel early. Not in the mood for snow. pic.twitter.com/R0YXraaUKb

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jxeeno lol .men domain names are going for 17 cents pic.twitter.com/xPz0MaP4aW

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I’m not sure that “hipster” and “chain” can be a thing. twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzPol/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NicholasFryer Perhaps, but it’s at the core of one of our* region’s key flashpoints.

* “Our” has..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hj

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oberonsghost Oh goody! Europe’s devolving into its constituent states. twitter.com/nycjim/status/…

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@jpwarren Every now and then, people elsewhere suggest that a Google search on various words might “prove interesting”.

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@jpwarren Sure. Because DPP can’t comment on cases in progress, but anything in an open source, well, they’re not breaching confidences.

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@SnarkyPlatypus How about the West Philippine Sea situation? @NicholasFryer

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@Mayav Well they’re stupid enough to be people.

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NicholasFryer For 20 years I’ve assumed that all men called Seth are the same person & all men called Piers are the same arsehole. Hasn’t tripped me yet.

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I just saw two people arguing about the marriage thing. One has Uncyclopedia in his bio, the other is citing Breitbart. What a world!

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers Oh God no. The racism is just a kind of inevitable byproduct. British are superior to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lL

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glengyron Burnside, Adelaide

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@travisbynight @NewtonMark @jpwarren This is EXACTLY why we can’t let algorithms run things.

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@awelder @NewtonMark @jpwarren Preach, choir, etc. There’s a kind of Stockholm Syndrome about it all, which I wrote..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…At

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ben_hr The evidence is overwhelming pic.twitter.com/W8EZxblOQ7

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@NewtonMark @travisbynight @jpwarren It’s true. @jpwarren has been WAY down that rabbit-hole.

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@jpwarren @NuclearAnthro @SnarkyPlatypus @alyankovic He’s actually from Louisiana, but he’s out in the desert with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gX

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Of course the druid protests failed. Their ceremonies were neutralised by those HAARP chemtrails. twitter.com/AFP/status/907…

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@NewtonMark @awelder @jpwarren Yep, it’s always “I did good at doing the thing we always do.”

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TerribleMaps Fascinating: countries arranged by geographical location pic.twitter.com/BYXdrJrp04

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zackster You know the AGL board is going to consider if Turnbull will even last 90 days

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Ah, if you want to understand the link between economic collapse and disco then you’ll need to talk to @umairh.

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus DEAR ECONOMISTS, YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS IN NO MORE THAN THREE TWEETS.

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t got my head around exactly what happened. The oil shock and subsequent recessio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ow

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus You Economists are too slow. It’s Figure 2 in this report. epi.org/publication/ch…

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Dear Economists, where’s that chart showing post-WW2 wages rising in line with productivity until 70s, then not. @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Oh God, I’ll get someone to find it. Hold on.

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@CraigsOverItAll Thanks. I don’t seem to be as bad off as many, but it’s still bloody annoying.

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purserj I am now inflicting this on my youngest twitter.com/neilhimself/st…

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2FBS Floorshitting thundercunt writes about hypocritical godbothering pisswizard. Assorted fapweaseling fanbois become i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uR

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johnb78 This is too many lemons imo pic.twitter.com/J8JZvgtEOH

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jonkudelka Presumed this was a historical article about the Victorian era, but no, 2017. twitter.com/theage/status/…

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@CraigsOverItAll Very much the former. Well, probably not flu, but a nasty throat infection that’s now… moved south.

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@aleeb88 As long as I don’t have to give evidence.

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God I feel terrible.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 There’s been some really good research on that, wrapped up with whether people see themselves as well-off etc.

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Malcolm Turnbull makes solid progress with his new energy policy. pic.twitter.com/TjkTB9AG5J

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DDsD Düsseldorf:CCD pic.twitter.com/zkV9IZVsPp

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@NewtonMark No, Mark. Fluffy is the perfect name for a great white shark.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a key thing that happened in the 1970s, though, and I’m sure you’ve seen the graph.

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JohnBirmingham @benpobjie The Daleks knew what to do with gluten bludgers.

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And yet there are more of them than ever. Sorta like ants. twitter.com/jilevin/status…

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@NewtonMark Do you have access to any sort of machine that can do number-dividing, or many even calculifying in general?

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GrogsGamut If the PM had a plan, I guess he could do the same… twitter.com/phillipcoorey/…

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TerribleMaps Mars if it had as much water as Earth pic.twitter.com/0jCBKApooT

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This is much richer symbolism than most people will realise. Thank you, @davpope. twitter.com/davpope/status…

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@NicholasFryer Oh I thought you meant the journalism thing. Hmmm. The whole thing is boring me to tears. Maybe I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gv

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davpope Parliament’s new fence canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi…
<cartoon gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/eq6zkSS6Q5

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johnmcternan This will never get old twitter.com/nigel_farage/s…

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@NicholasFryer But I already did that one. My Modest Proposal was month-long assignments to random locations and the pillory.

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@awelder @jpwarren Please don’t make me cry again.

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DeletedWiki Burying your Brother In The Pavement

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@IAC2017 @marcoostini Can you please not say “influencers”? It sounds like you’re selling soft drink to children on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6S

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@annie_parker Only when it happens to other people.

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Just quietly, @TrumpsTies is a joy and a constant series of masterpieces. twitter.com/TrumpsTies/sta…

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Histreepix Disgraced by Watergate, Richard Nixon hands over power to America’s first constitutional rock’n’roll monarch. 1974. pic.twitter.com/F8HOUzBiLV

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filmTVtrivia The character of Captain James T Kirk was written specifically for an unaired episode of Heartbreak High

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That juvenile great white shark found at Sydney’s Manly beach on Monday? It’s been named Fluffy. Of course. news.com.au/national/break…

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Dear All The Media In Australia: This is correct. Your “news” lacks the “news” bit. There is nothing more to s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HY

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@DrooooClip @danger5tv That’s a fair call. Mind you, there was quite a bit of indulgent jerkery in that film.

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@DrooooClip @danger5tv Ilsa from Danger 5. You can find both series on Netflix and iTunes and probably others too. @danger5tv

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This is both sad and wonderful all at the same time. @danger5tv twitter.com/danger5tv/stat…

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jeamland Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Wanker.

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“It’s like Uber, but for rotting vegetables.” twitter.com/KathrynElliott…

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Jeff_Sparrow Ted Cruz’s new hobby of watching porn is better than his old hobby of being the Zodiac Killer

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jasonwryan The guilt is palpable..ptpb.pw/QvD8.pnglH

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Or as we used to say, “Understand the customer’s needs so you can sell ‘em stuff.” But with less wankery. twitter.com/mspecht/status…

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So remember when it was really cool to have a pet rock? twitter.com/kpmgaustralia/…

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johnb78 @chrisapplegate UK political sex scandal: fucked some livestock at a secret society masked ball
US political sex scandal: had a wank

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@JohnBirmingham It’s nice when people are thoughtful.

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I didn’t mention it, but yesterday I asked myself, “How long has that pasta sauce been in the fridge?” I think I know the answer now.

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ssharwood Brilliant headline in Xinhua. pic.twitter.com/AdTJlwpmng

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BREAKING NEWS FROM AMERICA: A man had a wank.

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Imagine a world where nuclear war loomed, but controversy broke out over whether an adult man may have watched an erotic video.

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free_facts Nobody knows who wrote Bram Stoker’s Dracula

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IllyBocean when you’ve left it a little late to pivot to ‘not directly appealing to nazis’ as a content strategy pic.twitter.com/cyrl2dYMj7

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TheShovel Revealed: How Tightarse Turnbull Used A Fake Baby To Smuggle Grog Into The SCG theshovel.com.au/2017/09/12/how… pic.twitter.com/QZuCYj5DZf

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HeerJeet Newly relevant. twitter.com/clmazin/status…

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@NewtonMark @elronxenu True enough, I suppose. Different layers n’all. I’m still kinda surprised though.

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@Taco_Lad @AbstractCode @zdnetaustralia This technique pretty much is JFM, unless you don’t know how DNS resolution..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bu

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@AbstractCode @zdnetaustralia I’d have to sneak it in before @dobes gets back from holiday tomorrow.

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Can someone please set up a hyperspace comms link to whichever universe the @TonyAbbottMHR hologram is being transm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gl

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Geoff reiterates his description of “the internet of tragically stupid things”.

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This whole cached-NSEC-answers technique is very clever. Now how the helicopter can I summarise it for @zdnetaustralia.

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elronxenu Sounds like we are already using blockchain. pic.twitter.com/6LuRxgxJcM

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@matthew_meadows @BrendanEich Yeah I mean JUST because he’s in the Internet Hall of Fame he reckons he knows about this shit.

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Geoff Huston: “The entire internet is toxic. It radiates in the dark. It is bad.”

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It’s telling that Geoff has to spell out DNS resolution in such detail at a conference like this. Or am I just getting old?

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Geoff is making the radical suggestion that before we re-engineer DNS we should know how it works. Oh, Geoff!

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Geoff Huston is starting. I am bracing myself.

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@elronxenu So why is Cisco presenting a how-we-IPv6’d in 2017 and not, say, a decade ago? This dog food should be well stale.

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nswpolice Everyone is excited for the new but still haven’t mastered this piece of technology pic.twitter.com/NunyceLaAA

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@munin I know it’s all a Harry Potter reference, but I have read the books of seen the films so I have NFI what any of this means.

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Hey @NewtonMark, have you heard about this new thing coming, IPv6?

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Veishnoriya_F_O Atropia has always been at war with Veishnoriya twitter.com/julianbarnes/s…

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@elronxenu Hang on. Photo with dignitaries now, and presumably a cultural item first. Ah yes, here we go.

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@elronxenu Geoff will be on in about 20 or 25 mins, after this speaker from Cisco who’s about to come on.

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@garthk Here’s Geoff’s slides, if you didn’t find them. conference.apnic.net/44/assets/file…

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So Long-Song Lin, chairman of TWNIC, is doing some lovely trolling right now.

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@NewtonMark That’s so unlike Geoff, upsetting people.

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According to the head of TWNIC, Taiwan is good at cloud computing because they have around 20 typhoons a year.

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@NewtonMark Indeed. I’m no expert, obviously, but he looked seriously out of his depth.

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OH: “Or maybe Google is just showing me the images of Caligula that look most like Zuckerberg.”

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@elronxenu Yep.The livestream is of course being recorded at YouTube.

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@NewtonMark Later up, but today is a Modest Proposal to completely structure DNS. blog.apnic.net/2017/08/30/dns… Because DNS will kill us all.

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Taiwan plans to have widespread 1Gbps fixed broadband by 2020, and 2Gbps by 2015. Rock on, @TurnbullMalcolm!

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Taiwan’s comms minster: Now that you’ve heard the typhoon safety warning you can sit back and relax. (Well, until Geoff speaks.)

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MalwareJake Damn, that’s some good meth! alternet.org/grayzone-proje…

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@smartbrain If there’s a typhoon, please keep the livestream going. I’m watching from Sydney.

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I know you’re into aerobatics, @NewtonMark, so here’s a new trick for you to try. twitter.com/ABC/status/907…

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CrimeADay 21 USC §§610, 676 & 9 CFR §319.307 make it a federal crime to sell “spaghetti sauce with meat” if it’s less than 6% meat.

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“Exclusive: Russia Used Facebook Events to Organize Anti-Immigrant Rallies on U.S. Soil” thedailybeast.com/exclusive-russ…

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jturner_ibrs client to vendor: we have x problem with your product
vendor: yeah we have the same problem internally

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APNIC44 keynotes kick off at 1300 AEST. As usual, Geoff Huston is “helping”. conference.apnic.net/44/program/sch… Live stream at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6Z

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NewtonMark Old people are the easiest people to fleece. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…

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@DuncLuciak @2FBS Goddammit! The cakes! The flowers! How can you cope?

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KrangTNelson when you are done LARPing and just want mom to pick you up twitter.com/bakedalaska/st…

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Not long now before Dr Vanessa Teague and I destroy democracy. Melbourne, Wed 27 Sep. fabians.org.au/digitisation_a… pic.twitter.com/Mquxja6sqw

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2FBS Asked a No Voter what his reasons were…his reply “Because of what happened in Canada”

What happened in Canada, I asked.

*blank look*

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Steve_Lockstep I sense the B word coming up. pic.twitter.com/LYiEaZTvmD

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Agreed. This was a brave piece of work. Most people don’t appreciate the importance of dark humour in dark times, f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…N7

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@NuclearAnthro @SwiftOnSecurity @DenubisX No it’s fine, Martin. You don’t sound like an intellectual.

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Good, it’s about time Tumblr users were arrested. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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BogdanCostea so they hacked a casino through its fish tank. wait, what? theconversation.com/the-internet-o… pic.twitter.com/UtVykwH59K

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@glengyron Correct. It’s a two-step process. 1. Fetch welding gloves. 2. Get your daughter to do it. twitter.com/Greybeard3/sta…

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oscarsclaws Surely for DR purposes they should sit at least 50km apart. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Turnbull’s department hunts second cyber security tsar: To sit beside MacGibbon” itnews.com.au/news/turnbulls…

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davpope As every Australian knows…
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<cartoon gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/aYEpVcUgPn

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GlenLeLievre @crikey_news 12/9/17 © Glen Le Lievre. bit.ly/2w2nP2X pic.twitter.com/l98CoT2Ci7

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@glengyron While I was hiking, an echidna crawled into my sleeping bag. When discovered, it shredded its way out. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jV

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@glengyron Seriously, people. DO NOT DO THIS. Apart from the spines, echidnas have claws that can dig FAST though h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bz

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@smidgey @zedshaw That’s definitely the way to go, yes.

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zedshaw Someone needs to start the Cube Earth movement. Tell the Flat Earthers, “You only know 1/6th of the truth.”

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@ArmsControlWonk @ACWPodcast The podcast’s opening words: “It’s about time to see something new and interesting and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bf

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Starting on @ArmsControlWonk’s three-part @ACWPodcast series on “North Korea’s Missile Submarine(s)” armscontrolwonk.com/podcast/ 1/2

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Tue plan, supplemental: This sort throat is not going away. I am annoyed. But there will be a doctor on Thursday.

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Tue plan, draft: Eggs (much belated); copywriting for client; 1300 watch APNIC44 keynotes from Taipei; rework client graphics; down tools.

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JohnBirmingham This will be bigger than the Potato Scallop War. I will make sure of it. twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

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Broadly speaking, the correct answer is “Down the drain.” twitter.com/andrewdotnich/…

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@NewtonMark I was going to suggest “Run for the Senate, get paid spots on @sunriseon7, and just get given one,” but YMMV.

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gilbertjasono “Is it over-the-top naïve to hope that Bugs Bunny has sent Elmer Fudd a present, and not a stick of lit dynamite in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ar

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@teknetia Yes, that’s one of the most important questions. But still less important than “How do we make it stop?”

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nikkihaley The UN Security Council unanimously adopted the strongest sanctions ever against North Korea: #15-0 pic.twitter.com/0tNWAZRoSr

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@purserj @bluntshovels Is the mention of “getting hot and humid down south” something about needing to change underpants?

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@purserj @bluntshovels This is all getting very interesting.

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@RachelBkr @ResignInShame Try @TomCBallard’s “Like I’m a Six Year Old”, and @domknight & @AndrewPStreet’s “Double Disillusionists”.

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@RachelBkr @ResignInShame It’s called “The 9pm Edict” and the more recent episode is at stilgherrian.com/edict/00067/. It’s an acquired taste.

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@ResignInShame @RachelBkr I haven’t done a episode for a while, but I hope to fix that very soon.

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@BiancaNogrady Also, an “added bonus”. I might just start today all over again.

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@R_Chirgwin That bird call you described yesterday is the Eastern Spinebill, of which we have plenty at @bunjaree. birdsinbackyards.net/species/Acanth…

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@BiancaNogrady This Thursday, anyway. It’s not like it snows every Thursday. That would be silly.

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@BiancaNogrady Oh yeah. It might snow on Thursdays. So there’s an address bonus. pic.twitter.com/fVUo69qj3C

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troyhunt Note to self - do not buy sex robot: “Your future sex robot could be hacked and programmed to murder you” bgr.com/2017/09/11/sex…

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@munin 37C, but I’m having a wee jokette.

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We’re having a two-day heat wave up here. I don’t think I can cope. pic.twitter.com/Leo1AuDQ4g

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Pah! Australia’s Coalition government has 70-year-old theories they never even killed off to begin with. twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…

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Please note that I’m not actually in Taipei. I’ll just be watching the live stream. It’s probably safer that way.

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Later today I’ll be watching Geoff Huston tell us another “happy story”, after which I’ll hurl myself into a canal…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aN

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SydneyTom_ That… that’s not cheddar pic.twitter.com/MbD2I2zvRH

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@annie_parker It’s from 2013, but yeah it’s a real thing.

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“Best wishes, haters.” (Yes, it IS real. I just took a screenshot in case it ever vanishes.) pic.twitter.com/10xXsjpLaR

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wobster This is -amazing- 68.media.tumblr.com/6bb9dde2af42e3…

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waferbot You can’t cancel an iTunes playlist called “Just Screaming.”

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Histreepix American schoolchildren learn to defend themselves against a scientifically-informed worldview. Texas, 1956. pic.twitter.com/4Y0AeO8cEx

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Tuesday. One pencil per cat, to a maximum of ten. Tuesday.

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