Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 13th, 2017

@eskimo_sparky Two are completely routine. One has a tiny weeny chances of delivering annoying news, but tiny weeny. Thanks for asking.

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All this health will be the death of me.

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Tomorrow I have health-related appointments in Sydney at 0950, 1300, and 1430. It’s the 0706 for me. Setting an alarm for 0500.

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roseveleth If you think that “sex robots could murder you” story is scary, I have bad news for you about men.

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@getkrackinshow Au contraire. This show is wrong from start to finish. So wrong. twitter.com/reillystyley/s…

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@getkrackinshow I never knew that Katy Perry is the daughter of Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. So @getkrackinshow is educational.

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@getkrackinshow Have I ever mentioned that this show is disturbed?

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As full as a teenage boy’s wank sock on a Saturday morning, eh @getkrackinshow?

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MatthewBevan By waiting 40 seconds twitter.com/guardianaus/st…

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vojtastavik I think I’ve fixed the notch issue in landscape 🍾 pic.twitter.com/hGytyO3DRV

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OK, it took me six minutes to bother reaching for my phone, but thank you, Rain Parrot. pic.twitter.com/Mp1mupa25W

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@RichardTuffin M’pleasure. And I do mean pleasure.

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TrendsMelbourne ‘chatswood’ is now trending in

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coolguy69666 Draw me like one of your Portuguese chickens pic.twitter.com/4ZTSLtIXFR

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ToshGreenslade Hogwarts houses are just Myers-Briggs Type Indicators for twee hipsters.

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HEY MELBOURNE, JUST TWO WEEK TO GO. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I guess I’ll have to resort to chocolate chip ice-cream.

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Bonus points for getting to hear Senator Doug Cameron ask the question. twitter.com/SenatorWong/st…

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ICYMI: “Postal Survey Will Be ‘Census Fail 2.0’, Say Public Servants In Charge Of Online Voting” buzzfeed.com/aliceworkman/p…

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I am reliably informed that @getkrackinshow is on @ABCTV at 2105 tonight, which is a different time.

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@MJIBrown I’ll leave that to @dannolan, or someone who gets paid to do that. :)

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Not happy reading, this hashtag, but I’m glad @JoshThomas87 is helping to channel the righteous ange..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pm

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BennettArron Celebrate by re reading some of his work. Like, “There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity”, Aaaw.

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Actually this is one that @thegrugq should add to his collection of OPSEC excellence. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@macro2779 I’m always surprised by the number of species, even though I’ve seen it repeatedly. And yeah I’ve seen individuals that big.

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rbrtrmstrng WSJ headline nails it. When you are selling prestige, a high price is a feature not a bug. pic.twitter.com/ehZEYlv6qB

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@BlissBoo Oh I’d never kill a huntsman. They’re our friends.

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@macro2779 Yep, there’s a whole bunch of species of huntsman spider.

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I wouldn’t have this spider annoyance if the damn @trollantechinus was doing its job.

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Reclaiming the bedroom from one of our eight-legged friends. pic.twitter.com/7peCwS2Z9d

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jpwarren I… wattwitter.com/julian_wood/st…O6

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Pro Tip: When sending a death threat, don’t include your name, photo, and place of work. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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paulkidd This is straight-up antisemitism. No evidence that Soros is even remotely involved. twitter.com/AuConservative…

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twitchiebitch People on the news with five children find having five children is expensive. Revolutionary.

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vealmince Which idiot called it the Turnbull Government and not the Mal Administration?

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jonkudelka I’m concerned this might not be 100% accurate. twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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IdoNaor1 What other job can make 20K a week? pic.twitter.com/JbpBEP4b4m

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kplyley Find someone who looks at you the way Eric Abetz looks at Lyle Shelton. pic.twitter.com/rXQQKPsV4S

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workmanalice Kevin Rudd’s godson was allegedly punched for standing up to a man yelling “I hate fucking f****ts” in Brisbane. buzzfeed.com/aliceworkman/k…

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@LiamGeslaf @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks, Liam. I’ve tagged it to read once I’ve gotten certain work-related things out of the way.

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ElliotFishman If the answer is a 1500kg ton car to deliver a 0.9kg pizza, you’re not giving the problem your full attention. twitter.com/staehere/statu…

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upulie No but .this is what is wrong with this country twitter.com/BlackPhysicist…

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [Breath] HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA [Deep breath] [Guffaw] Yeah nah. twitter.com/WarOnTheRocks/…

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@LiamGeslaf In Australia in the context of the current “debate”, I’m sure @SnarkyPlatypus meant. But ta for the lin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dm

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PointZeroOne this is good content from @dannolan pic.twitter.com/dA9LHfigIN

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@SnarkyPlatypus Rightly so. No-one outside the Salad gives a fuck, and it confuses them. But I gave up public ranti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bv

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Putting aside the question of whether “the queer community” is all that real a concept, well, has ANYBODY? twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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JamesHeartfield Bizarre misreading: @HillaryClinton thinks the lesson of Orwell’s 1984 is that you should trust experts, leaders an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…T1

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@R_Chirgwin @Steve_Lockstep @OaaSvc That bridge would’ve been fine with blockchain support.

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The @BOM_NSW forecast for tomorrow no longer mentions snow, which is helpful. I can catch the 0706 as planned.

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jonkudelka Baseload Barnaby kudelka.com.au/2017/09/baselo… today’s cartoon in the @australian pic.twitter.com/uB7gUWtfvU

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ComicPrintingUK Is… Apple threatening me? pic.twitter.com/3fPExTqJ4f

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free_facts Paul McCartney is regarded as the strongest member of U2

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NewtonMark Senator Hanson is touched in the head. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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Hurrah! Or as DHS might say, fuckin’ hell. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@feraldata What, what is going wrong with the world? But specifically, I’m behind the news about the Boyers. I’m looking forward to it all!

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Or 24 more than there were at 0830 this morning. twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark @chrisbrownie We know some of the people in that room, and @NewtonMark is not totally the worst.

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For some value of “best”, but yeah whatever. twitter.com/AlbionLoveDen/…

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@NewtonMark @chrisbrownie So what you’re saying, @NewtonMark, is that you’d live inside the conference roo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xn

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noahjussi UNDERRATED BY WHO

I WONDER

COULD IT BE THE FUCKING BILLIONS OF PEOPLE THAT ALREADY USE THEM FOR THIS EXACT PURPO..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gO

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It’s truly wonderful to be validated by a soft drink. I feel special and loved. Drink Coke. twitter.com/CocaColaAU/sta…

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Well that was annoying.

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@dobes @PeteLawler I don’t think we’re quite that fucked up yet, but who can say?

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@PeteLawler @dobes You know we’ve got snow forecast for up here tomorrow morning?

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BernardKeane The Hadgkiss scandal is now embroiling @SenatorCash - Chuckles just admitted in the Senate she knew he’d broken the law in October 2016.

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glengyron Big thanks to @dannolan and the rest of the ballot shredding team for their work today. 🌈 pic.twitter.com/kCPOgBOO6J

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GrogsGamut In 1995, 43% of households owned their home outright - now it’s just 30%
theguardian.com/business/grogo… pic.twitter.com/RiGqHNfpg8

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ApprovedNews6 OPINION: Fuck Millennials

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GovMikeHuckabee Leave @tedcruz alone! He didn’t like PORN-he liked CORN and it was his first overture to Iowa voters for 2020! Sheesh! Case closed!

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ICYMI: “Revealed: How Tightarse Turnbull Used A Fake Baby To Smuggle Grog Into The SCG” theshovel.com.au/2017/09/12/how…

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benpobjie To be fair that sounds pretty sensible twitter.com/frankieboyle/s…

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@SatPaper Wait. $1500 of cheese is only $28.85 of cheese per week, so I dunno… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@ResignInShame Well @Alex_Parker deserves all the thanks, as well as that @NuclearAnthro fellow for the tip.

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dannolan I work at the australia post in chatswood and I’m using a torch to check all ballots and throw out ALL no votes pic.twitter.com/B0SNPXS5Yg

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This is an important story, and you should read the whole thread. The birds know. twitter.com/Alex_Parker/st…

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“Do public servants know satire when they see it? Federal govt wants stiff new penalties for impersonating agencies” themandarin.com.au/83589-first-lo…

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dobes The one where David Flint reveals he doesn’t know where the marriage definition resides in law pic.twitter.com/cXSHHf1Akm

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lanesainty The Speaker just welcomed OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN to hahahahha

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concreteniche Hello old friend @SusanKare pic.twitter.com/tpvbH1DyEJ

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This is why we can’t even have shitty things, let alone nice things. twitter.com/zittrain/statu…

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dobes Has Apple said how furries will use FaceID?

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“Chainsaw wielding nun cleans up after Hurricane Irma” abc.net.au/news/2017-09-1… We should probably drop the OMFG NUNS DO THINGS trope though.

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@CptHollingworth And a great sense of humour!

I should stop now, because I don’t think I’m helping anyone.

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GreenJ High praise for the Member for Kennedy. twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…

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@dobes @scott_thewspot @munin This gives a whole new meaning to “making a deposit at the bank”.

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johnb78 Cabernet twitter.com/GWillowWilson/…

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GreenJ Pklahoma! twitter.com/GWillowWilson/…

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benpobjie Showgoat twitter.com/GWillowWilson/…

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benpobjie Cumelot twitter.com/GWillowWilson/…

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LauraKParr ABCC Commissioner Nigel Hadgkiss has resigned, after admitting he breached the Fair Work Act. Statement from..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RL

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Tim_Beshara If we have to have this stupid fence can we at least turn the hill into a quoll sanctuary twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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@DecayRSO Yeah I had a bit of a moment earlier. Sigh.

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@darrenpauli @alliecoyne Mate, you have shit dogs. What sort are they? ‘Cos clearly you need proper dogs.

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joshgnosis I’m not sure he thought through using “Moral Panic 101” as a prop. twitter.com/heldavidson/st…

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joshgnosis I invite him to my mentions. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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You cubicle droids should watch this, before they herd you back in after lunch. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@darrenpauli @alliecoyne Wait. You have dogs. Why aren’t your dogs dealing with this shit?

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@il_beavo As I say, I feel very special indeed.

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@darrenpauli @alliecoyne Shotgun. Or stretch pigeon-proof mesh over the area. Or hang jangly sparkly things from a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ul

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GreenJ it’s a small town in south west queensland. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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benpobjie “Ponies and so forth” twitter.com/voxdotcom/stat…

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@TheFeedSBS Anyway, @markhumphries @evanwilliams, I did like that one, so I hope that’s OK.

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GordyPls Tfw your twitter bio is just a link to the worst data breach in history so far pic.twitter.com/hUagQUs5dO

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@TheFeedSBS Well, “friends at @TheFeedSBS” in the media sense of friendship. Which is to say, I sorta vaguely know a couple of them.

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For everyone who’s ever endured an open-plan office: “Chatty open plan office guy” from my friends at @TheFeedSBS youtube.com/watch?v=VY12Vn…

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semibogan Yes this is absolutely how ridiculous the argument is going to get

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semibogan Your threat model for biometric facial recognition is John Travolta & Nicholas Cage. pic.twitter.com/zID85XRoFB

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In light of DPRK’s nuke tests, the US is increasing HAARP power outputs for heavier chemtrail protection. twitter.com/Viss/status/90…

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@jpwarren I do feel a bit special. I knew it was on the way from Idaho, but it was still very lovely opening the envelope this morning.

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@jpwarren Looks like it’s time to put this patch onto a suitable jacket for the next time I’m in Canberra. Maybe a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GZ

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@28481k Well unless @BOM_NSW is lying to @gpdawson’s app, ‘cos everything else matches the reality outside that door. [Points]

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Today in the upper Blue Mountains: 24C, which is 10C above average. Tomorrow morning: snow, maybe. pic.twitter.com/GW3Ym4XYRL

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EffinBirds pic.twitter.com/LiCkqiNUYi

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waferbot We went for a few days and people start compromising my gorilla.

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@jpwarren @MichaelKeenanMP There’s no Explanatory Memorandum with the draft legislation?

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KellyFedor Disgraced fmr Labor MP Eddie has LOST his appeal. @9NewsSyd

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@jpwarren I’m just guessing now, so I’ll shoosh until I actually know something.

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@jpwarren I’m guessing (note word) ransomware, which often never quite gets things right?

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@jpwarren You’d have to prove the fraud, or the intent to defraud. With this new law, impersonation itself becomes..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bG

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Sometimes the mail is worth opening… pic.twitter.com/Seq9NxyqxO

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jpwarren Let’s break down how scared the Australian government is of people making fun of it. To the machines!

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jpwarren AusGov is trying to outlaw @deptofaustralia @CentrelinkDown and HonestGovernmentAds (among others): twitter.com/political_aler…

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will_hops Happy anniversary to the most important twitter exchange of all time pic.twitter.com/5VeFr46u0C

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direlog Socialists could persuade sex robots that they DESERVE to be paid for their work, expert warns twitter.com/MailOnline/sta…

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A. That’s not a question. B. Developers are not actual people. twitter.com/shanselman/sta…

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s_deery @theheraldsun To put into context how bad this is for Bauer, before trial Rebel offered to settle for $200,000.

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Wed plan, redraft: Quick nap (done, but useless; finish the client-related things from yesterday. That’s a completely full day, kinda.

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pavionics1 Ted Cruz has released a statement regarding his recent Twitter scandal pic.twitter.com/7eQDlbkhc0

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JustinQuill Rebel Wilson defamation decision just came down, Rebel awarded over $4million damages plus costs by Justice Dixon. Highest payout ever.

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@garthk @riskybusiness But here you go. I’m not on Armis’ radar. Or they on mine. armis.com/blueborne/

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@garthk @riskybusiness Not that I know of, but nobody tells me anything.

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free_facts Hamburgers are made of leather

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Attempting the quick nap. Please don’t destroy the world while I’m gone. I want to watch.

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jonkudelka I know we all prefer coal electricity because it stops our appliances becoming gay married, but there are downsides as well.

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All good. The nearest bushfire is 7km away. pic.twitter.com/uidonFUu1O

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NSWRFS @ 8:30am there are over 70 fires burning across . 20 are yet to be contained. Check for fire near you. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DP

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Wed plan, draft: Quick nap, because goddammit; finish the client-related things from yesterday. That’s a completely full day, kinda.

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marcuskelson we report, you decide…. pic.twitter.com/67opPfSBhi

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Rob_Stott Can you believe it’s only been a week since the Bristol poo woman

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davidgerard As a parent, I have had literally this specific problem. And IT TURNS OUT NOT TO BE A PROBLEM if you’re not in fact..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CN

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sannewman Eventually Tesla will make a car that says, “Horses,” when it drives past some horses & the human race will be obsolete.

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MikelleStreet Will never pass up an opp to promote @leynabloom or @br0nz3_g0dd3ss; 7 trans models of color to know..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qS

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deadprogrammer Two factor authentication: your face and your ass

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Something something created in His image something. twitter.com/AJEnglish/stat…

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“Reveal you inner pig,” apparently.

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BlogsofWar Read all the @CIA tweets today. pic.twitter.com/urnakLzudV

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dog_rates One year ago my life changed forever twitter.com/dog_rates/stat…

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DO YOU FEEL VALIDATED, MOTHERFUCKERS?

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ra6bit Ideally you should use a unique face per device.

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@glengyron That’s not an Oxford comma. It’s just a comma that delineates a subordinate clause, just like that one did.

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naycation the moment when @LyleShelton defended ‘children of same-sex couples are the new stolen generation’ to 2 indigenous..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1G

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@dobes Congratulations to you both. Or were you subsequently kicked into the lake?

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cathywilcox1 Won’t somebody think of the children?
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/7vz0araTic

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@Jacob_Brogan More seriously, I’ll read your thing properly later. I can’t face Barthes before breakfast.

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@Jacob_Brogan Doesn’t it just. It really just a matter of quantity. Even a fine gin can lead to sub-optimal outcomes.

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This is what happens when you stir too much absinthe and shredded tinfoil into your Kool-Aid before lunchtime. twitter.com/Jacob_Brogan/s…

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@RichardTuffin Fun Fact: Mark Latham does his video blog from The X Studio, just below the Coca-Cola sign. Seeing i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jv

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@CocaColaAU @RichardTuffin It’s truly wonderful to be validated by a soft drink. I feel special and loved. Drink Coke.

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It must be comforting to receive such clear messages of hope. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Histreepix During a fire drill, workers descend the fire escape from the Moon. Turin, 1932. pic.twitter.com/LSn86xz40V

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free_facts Red haired people are not valuable as human beings

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TrumpDraws new ifone pic.twitter.com/cCIGuNzGEg

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@WarrenDonnolly @daytimesnaps CBS won the bid. But the other bid’s item is about leases, not head count. My guess i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uR

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Wednesday. You should have finished digging the Holes hours ago, and They are not pleased. Wednesday.

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