And now I am gorn.
I think this deserves a retweet. twitter.com/Rashas_Mo/stat…
damonism For all your exploding rocket needs: How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster youtu.be/bvim4rsNHkQ
@R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc I am happy for him to outwit me right now.
EmbassyofRussia On 14 September 1902 Nikolay Kamov, leading Soviet-Russian rotorcraft designer, founder of the #Kamov helicopter de..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fo
@Tarale Do you want someone to track down some heroin?
@R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc Bones has known me for years so I don’t know why he’s so skittish.
@DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @bythebookpod Well @JohnBirmingham wrote a book in four days and it is magnificently dreadful.
johnb78 CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS twitter.com/Independent/st…
@R_Chirgwin He came in as far as the kitchen but bolted out as soon as he saw me.
@Davelennonabc I would have loved a train set, but they were way too expensive for us.
Sulking.
@timpoliti @KKeneally @MathiasCormann @dannolan No, it’s a genuine pic, just not taken by him.
@KKeneally @MathiasCormann Ah. Well if ABS is out of it then it may actually happen. ;)
@timpoliti @KKeneally @MathiasCormann @dannolan He didn’t.
@yaakov_h You’re doing God’s work.
@KKeneally @MathiasCormann Australia Post can send 600,000 per day, apparently. They’re sending to remote and country areas first.
jayrayner1 BROTHELS! not effing Brussels twitter.com/fendermac/stat…
stilgherrian Your periodic reminder of the best observation about @TurnbullMalcolm ever. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
OfficialJargon ‘Are YOU feeling insecure about your masculinity? Eat McCain’s Bangers and Mash. Large dick-shaped food for you to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gb
free_facts The world slowly becomes more futuristic
Apparently it’s just a corner shop.
@Asher_Wolf @AuDigitalHealth Fridge magnets or GTFO.
figgled Before u leave the house, think of the acronym ‘WOWEE’
Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (backup)
Glinner Author has received 17 death threats since he posted it so you know it’s good twitter.com/TechnicallyRon…
@AuDigitalHealth Thank you, @AuDigitalHealth, I have put this image in a safe place for future use. pic.twitter.com/mk94CAJ5Wh
davpope Policy on the run, my @canberratimes cartoon
<+Peter Martin: Trust not the power generators nor the Prime Minister..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fl
@egadheg Oh is that all. They way people in That Country are carrying on you’d think they were rounding up all the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w2
@BundyB Don’t look at me.
I have literally no idea what a bodega is.
@R_Chirgwin Bones is a drongo who will doubtless come inside when he gets hungry enough. Arsehat cat.
Steps off warm #purpletrain in t-shirt. Notes that it’s now 4C outside, with wind chill down to -6C. Reconsiders life choices.
jpwarren I also have a security lining printed on the inside that doesn’t work.
Fair enough. twitter.com/Reuters/status…
Rashas_Mo this exists… pic.twitter.com/2EUQzKAUaC
I’m hoping that @Histreepix can provide further background on this ladder. twitter.com/northumbriana/…
Fair point. twitter.com/FnordNelson/st…
@HistoryHit It’s an interview with @carolynaday who has a book titled “Consumptive Chic” out in October.
The recent @HistoryHit podcast on “consumptive chic”, the fashion of looking like you had tuberculosis, is truly astonishing. Look it up.
1. “Could you please share whatever it is that you’re on?” twitter.com/Ted_Bray/statu…
BenCuzzupe Torn between buying 10 and being disgusted someone came up with this. pic.twitter.com/yYcJ4VgrNm
I mean there shouldn’t be this, but here we are.
So there’s this. twitter.com/amnestyOz/stat…
JonyIveParody Introducing Face Socks. Only from Apple. #OneMoreThing pic.twitter.com/yVAZsEZQdI
I know I could probably look it up, but is that a new bridge being built across the Nepean at Penrith? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@twiddlekins @dobes Why are you always so negative?
Crossing the Nepean, again. instagram.com/p/BZAx6BXnhSu/
@dobes I think we should figure this out.
NEW UNIT OF MEASUREMENT. twitter.com/market_forces/…
Well here’s a FOIA challenge for @jpwarren..twitter.com/thehill/status…IY
Barnaby_Joyce There’s nothing more Australian than looking out for your mates. So ask a mate today, R U OK? @ruokday #RUOKDay pic.twitter.com/MdUiMFZ9FH
punchdouble I’m starting a startup called Nah, that aims to disrupt the launching of startups aiming to disrupt things that don’t need disrupting.
I don’t see how any of this things could conceivably be connected. twitter.com/markwillacy/st…
Well not in Cairns, anyway. twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…
Stilgherrian Googling: should I send a death threat to dan nolan
free_facts Eyes grow back if you scoop them both out at once
free_facts Love can only be expressed by spending as much money as possible
#purpletrain, again, but not that one. pic.twitter.com/RUxE5JRCJO
JordanUhl Going to take a wild guess where they stand on this issue. pic.twitter.com/WPtwQJTCdR
I’m not sure why anyone would need “context”. It’s Ryan Gosling. twitter.com/goodmanw/statu…
Fully antlered.
NGVMelbourne Art imitating life. Max Dupain’s Melbourne with rain, 1946 printed c. 1986. pic.twitter.com/slfg6cKtui
elivalley White Supremacist son of klansman who had employees mark “C” for “Colored” on rental applications insists he not be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KD
Partially antlered.
If only Abe Saffron were still with us. pic.twitter.com/OP2HsDHrja
rpy the ABS should be collating statistics on how many people can’t spot jokes online while they’re at it
@FakeDanTosello @rpy So… is THAT a joke?
@rpy Is that a joke?
@mattgillard @Telstra That’s what I said.
nbc4i Woman admits using county cash to buy dog tuxedo bit.ly/2vUh4MF #NBC4 pic.twitter.com/b4vlAIiaUq
@FakeDanTosello I must find out whose decision that was.
@FakeDanTosello I still think one of the best moments in The Code series 1 is the torture track being “We Built This City On Rock’n’Roll “.
@SilvesterSJ @dannolan Both amusing and accurate.
@johnb78 I’m not sure that you herd me right?
@Telstra Thanks, Simone. Have a good one.
The finest mind of our generation… pic.twitter.com/eBx3hooFZp
Where I am now, there are Antlers.
@Telstra Otherwise you could think you’re still connected when you’re not, clocking up outrageous data charges. I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bg
@Telstra Something the Telstra Air app needs: Notifications when you’re no longer connected, as well as when a connection starts. 1/2
@dannolan Well obviously. twitter.com/jplonie/status…
@dannolan I should say, though, that I encourage @dannolan to continue uncovering arseholes (as it were), and media..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hx
THE BIRDS ARE WINNING! (2/2) twitter.com/fudgeh0g/statu…
THE BIRDS ARE WINNING! (1/2) twitter.com/GrrlScientist/…
Jasmine seems sweet*. But while @dannolan cops this shit for a brief time ‘cos of a prank, for others it’s continuo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5x
“Consequences: Changing the law on marriage affects everyone” d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/coalitionforma… Here’s the table of contents…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…td
Oh dear God, just looking at the table of contents is a rollercoaster ride down a rabbit-hole. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
Your periodic reminder of the best observation about @TurnbullMalcolm ever. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
This won’t end well. twitter.com/adamgartrell/s…
@dobes Well I won’t be looking back for the content. I’ll just smile and wink at @seamus next time I see him.
So, I saw this tweet without context. twitter.com/seamus/status/…
Mmmmm… jam. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
BuzzFeedOzPol No, There Isn’t A Rogue Australia Post Employee Trashing Same-Sex Marriage “No” Votes buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/no-…
“A high-tech toothbrush for a high-tech lifestyle,” apparently. Ping @internetofshit pic.twitter.com/iwWybMkCXc
Sniffy sniffy woofer and around 10 police on Darlinghurst Rd near Kings Cross station. What’s the account that tracks these things?
@duckbytheoboe @GreenJ Very excellent live, yes.
@GreenJ Bonus intro on that Mark of Cain release: The radio traffic in that friendly fire episode in Iraq on two Br..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QK
@GreenJ Bring from Adelaide, there is always the one and only Mark of Cain. Herewith, the mini-LP “Incoming”. youtube.com/watch?v=03yoaE…
@GreenJ Yeah I wasn’t ever into Radio Birdman, but I’d forgotten what a damn tight band they were.
The opening and closing credits of the original “Hawaii Five-O” were just SO jet set. youtube.com/watch?v=KR8RHB…
Starring Jack Lord. pic.twitter.com/AxqiZ3bLFy
Now playing: The Ventures.”Hawaii Five-O” youtube.com/watch?v=Rcvo4U…
ellinghausen Former Speaker Harry Jenkins discovers his portrait has been bumped to the ground floor to make way for Anna Burke’s pic.twitter.com/3KCgr8Qyvh
Putting all the blame into the one basket. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…
free_facts Ostriches are unaware how incredibly ugly they are
@MikePresland Yours sounds like it was much more ambiguous. This had quite a low chance of being cancer.
katiepwalsh Former HC judge Lionel Murphy, the release: 64 documents + transcript for your perusal pleasure #auslaw
aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…
Appointment number one done. As expected, I probably don’t have skin cancer.
PeterPhelpsMLC And still it continues #thegiftthatkeepsgiving twitter.com/GChristensenMP…
Viss I wish I could post screenshots and gifs at the same time to twitter. pic.twitter.com/oLZnZJsbQR
free_facts Too many bullets will eventually kill you
Important information regarding Alan’s Sushi on William Street. pic.twitter.com/KoiRm1L9Jc
@jonoabroad Thank you, but not me.
@dobes @PeteLawler Needles for cows are enormous because some arsehat decided to make cows out of leather. #stabthecow
@dobes @PeteLawler That was an “also”. Make sure the drug box stayed dry, and wrangle the needle in between shots.
@dobes @PeteLawler My job was to hold the needle in the cow while dad refilled the syringe. Preventing air bubbles was kinda important.
Choose your own time, with Moon. pic.twitter.com/Vp1Qubx0ym
Pro Tip: Always concede that your commissioning editor’s cow story is better than your cow story.
@dobes @PeteLawler True, though I’ve had to help with a cow down at midnight in driving rain. I was maybe 8yo handling the drugs. Shut up.
Thu plan: 0706 train to Sydney (nearly done); 0950 skin clinic; client graphics; 1300 back fixer; 1430 GP; coffee; train to Wentworth Falls.
@dobes @PeteLawler They get a bit moody in cold wet weather, but they’re made of leather so usually cope.
bingowings14 Are you sure this is Ted Cruz’s wank sock? pic.twitter.com/FfMQVz0kw6
This too is quite remarkable. twitter.com/TheRealKerryG/…
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/BY_0PxoHhgy/
This really is quite remarkable. twitter.com/NuclearTakes/s…
@Sam_Hickey That’s the big one, in Customs House.
ArmsControlWonk Our friends at @AirbusDefence shared radar images of North Korea’s nuclear test site showing post-test subsidence…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r7
@PeteLawler And carpet on the floor and up to the window ledges. Also, the toilets are a purple metal coffin, of sorts.
@Sam_Hickey The City of Sydney has great libraries at Circular Quay and Haymarket, and I’ll check out the Kings Cross branch today.
@PeteLawler Au contraire. pic.twitter.com/EF7U1xgNbe
@glengyron The councillor up here reckons that campaigning will be more about getting people to “vote” rather than..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wM
@ResignInShame Foenander doesn’t look all that ALP to me, but appearances can be deceiving.
@ResignInShame I’m 95% sure it was Cr Hollywood, not Cr Foenander, but she was rugged up. Check for ALP affiliation..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cg
@glengyron It all depends on the weather. A cold night and there’s usually a couple fresh young homeless people to flense.
@Sam_Hickey I use libraries.
@ResignInShame Stand by, I’ll ID the councillor and you can call her.
All this is based on a tiny sample, maybe 50 people tops.
One young woman of NESB confusedly waved away a leaflet, “Politics, I don’t know.” Campaigners agree ethnic communities will be important.
Some cheerfully proclaimed their intention to choose YES, particularly older women. A few derided the process.
While I was chatting with them, nearly everyone declined to take a leaflet. 2/3 with a friendly smile, 1/3 more quietly and looking aside.
Thu plan, second draft: As per the early draft, but with more complaining. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
From my experience, most passengers on the really early trains are older, more conservative, shift workers.
Their estimate is that maybe 5% have hunched down and avoided eye contact as they’ve rushed past, but it’s only 0700.
A local Labor councillor and friend are campaigning for YES at Wentworth Falls station. If nothing else, most people have already decided.
It’s well after dawn at Wentworth Falls. pic.twitter.com/TaWFWOiqG8
Presidential Logic™. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…
@darrenpauli @tfswebb “Some phishing pretexts have proved to be more convincing that others.” That’s where I’d go.
@marcuskelson Do dermatologists play golf?
@marcuskelson They were originally more closely spaced, but one of them got moved because, oh, they probably wanted..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r7
@trentyarwood So do I. It’s best to be thorough.
@trentyarwood But what is the answer?
Thu plan, supplemental: Why did I space out those three medical appointments so much? It’ll be a long day.
Thu plan, early draft: 0706 train to Sydney; 0950 skin clinic; client graphics; 1300 back repairs; 1430 GP; 1621 train to Wentworth Falls.
Thursday. Why didn’t you get the second one while you had the chance? Thursday.