Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 14th, 2017

damonism For all your exploding rocket needs: How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster youtu.be/bvim4rsNHkQ

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@R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc I am happy for him to outwit me right now.

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EmbassyofRussia On 14 September 1902 Nikolay Kamov, leading Soviet-Russian rotorcraft designer, founder of the helicopter de..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fo

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@Tarale Do you want someone to track down some heroin?

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@R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc Bones has known me for years so I don’t know why he’s so skittish.

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@DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @bythebookpod Well @JohnBirmingham wrote a book in four days and it is magnificently dreadful.

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johnb78 CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS twitter.com/Independent/st…

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@R_Chirgwin He came in as far as the kitchen but bolted out as soon as he saw me.

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@Davelennonabc I would have loved a train set, but they were way too expensive for us.

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@timpoliti @KKeneally @MathiasCormann @dannolan No, it’s a genuine pic, just not taken by him.

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@KKeneally @MathiasCormann Ah. Well if ABS is out of it then it may actually happen. ;)

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@KKeneally @MathiasCormann Australia Post can send 600,000 per day, apparently. They’re sending to remote and country areas first.

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jayrayner1 BROTHELS! not effing Brussels twitter.com/fendermac/stat…

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stilgherrian Your periodic reminder of the best observation about @TurnbullMalcolm ever. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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OfficialJargon ‘Are YOU feeling insecure about your masculinity? Eat McCain’s Bangers and Mash. Large dick-shaped food for you to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gb

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free_facts The world slowly becomes more futuristic

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Apparently it’s just a corner shop.

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figgled Before u leave the house, think of the acronym ‘WOWEE’

Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (backup)

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Glinner Author has received 17 death threats since he posted it so you know it’s good twitter.com/TechnicallyRon…

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@AuDigitalHealth Thank you, @AuDigitalHealth, I have put this image in a safe place for future use. pic.twitter.com/mk94CAJ5Wh

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davpope Policy on the run, my @canberratimes cartoon

<+Peter Martin: Trust not the power generators nor the Prime Minister..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fl

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@egadheg Oh is that all. They way people in That Country are carrying on you’d think they were rounding up all the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w2

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I have literally no idea what a bodega is.

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@R_Chirgwin Bones is a drongo who will doubtless come inside when he gets hungry enough. Arsehat cat.

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Steps off warm in t-shirt. Notes that it’s now 4C outside, with wind chill down to -6C. Reconsiders life choices.

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jpwarren I also have a security lining printed on the inside that doesn’t work.

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Rashas_Mo this exists… pic.twitter.com/2EUQzKAUaC

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I’m hoping that @Histreepix can provide further background on this ladder. twitter.com/northumbriana/…

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@HistoryHit It’s an interview with @carolynaday who has a book titled “Consumptive Chic” out in October.

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The recent @HistoryHit podcast on “consumptive chic”, the fashion of looking like you had tuberculosis, is truly astonishing. Look it up.

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1. “Could you please share whatever it is that you’re on?” twitter.com/Ted_Bray/statu…

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BenCuzzupe Torn between buying 10 and being disgusted someone came up with this. pic.twitter.com/yYcJ4VgrNm

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I mean there shouldn’t be this, but here we are.

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JonyIveParody Introducing Face Socks. Only from Apple. pic.twitter.com/yVAZsEZQdI

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I know I could probably look it up, but is that a new bridge being built across the Nepean at Penrith? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@dobes I think we should figure this out.

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Barnaby_Joyce There’s nothing more Australian than looking out for your mates. So ask a mate today, R U OK? @ruokday pic.twitter.com/MdUiMFZ9FH

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punchdouble I’m starting a startup called Nah, that aims to disrupt the launching of startups aiming to disrupt things that don’t need disrupting.

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I don’t see how any of this things could conceivably be connected. twitter.com/markwillacy/st…

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Stilgherrian Googling: should I send a death threat to dan nolan

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free_facts Eyes grow back if you scoop them both out at once

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free_facts Love can only be expressed by spending as much money as possible

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JordanUhl Going to take a wild guess where they stand on this issue. pic.twitter.com/WPtwQJTCdR

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I’m not sure why anyone would need “context”. It’s Ryan Gosling. twitter.com/goodmanw/statu…

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NGVMelbourne Art imitating life. Max Dupain’s Melbourne with rain, 1946 printed c. 1986. pic.twitter.com/slfg6cKtui

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elivalley White Supremacist son of klansman who had employees mark “C” for “Colored” on rental applications insists he not be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KD

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Partially antlered.

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If only Abe Saffron were still with us. pic.twitter.com/OP2HsDHrja

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rpy the ABS should be collating statistics on how many people can’t spot jokes online while they’re at it

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nbc4i Woman admits using county cash to buy dog tuxedo bit.ly/2vUh4MF pic.twitter.com/b4vlAIiaUq

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@FakeDanTosello I still think one of the best moments in The Code series 1 is the torture track being “We Built This City On Rock’n’Roll “.

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@johnb78 I’m not sure that you herd me right?

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The finest mind of our generation… pic.twitter.com/eBx3hooFZp

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Where I am now, there are Antlers.

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@Telstra Otherwise you could think you’re still connected when you’re not, clocking up outrageous data charges. I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bg

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@Telstra Something the Telstra Air app needs: Notifications when you’re no longer connected, as well as when a connection starts. 1/2

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@dannolan I should say, though, that I encourage @dannolan to continue uncovering arseholes (as it were), and media..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hx

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Jasmine seems sweet*. But while @dannolan cops this shit for a brief time ‘cos of a prank, for others it’s continuo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5x

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“Consequences: Changing the law on marriage affects everyone” d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/coalitionforma… Here’s the table of contents…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…td

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Oh dear God, just looking at the table of contents is a rollercoaster ride down a rabbit-hole. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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Your periodic reminder of the best observation about @TurnbullMalcolm ever. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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@dobes Well I won’t be looking back for the content. I’ll just smile and wink at @seamus next time I see him.

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So, I saw this tweet without context. twitter.com/seamus/status/…

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BuzzFeedOzPol No, There Isn’t A Rogue Australia Post Employee Trashing Same-Sex Marriage “No” Votes buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/no-…

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“A high-tech toothbrush for a high-tech lifestyle,” apparently. Ping @internetofshit pic.twitter.com/iwWybMkCXc

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Sniffy sniffy woofer and around 10 police on Darlinghurst Rd near Kings Cross station. What’s the account that tracks these things?

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@GreenJ Bonus intro on that Mark of Cain release: The radio traffic in that friendly fire episode in Iraq on two Br..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QK

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@GreenJ Bring from Adelaide, there is always the one and only Mark of Cain. Herewith, the mini-LP “Incoming”. youtube.com/watch?v=03yoaE…

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@GreenJ Yeah I wasn’t ever into Radio Birdman, but I’d forgotten what a damn tight band they were.

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The opening and closing credits of the original “Hawaii Five-O” were just SO jet set. youtube.com/watch?v=KR8RHB…

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Now playing: The Ventures.”Hawaii Five-O” youtube.com/watch?v=Rcvo4U…

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ellinghausen Former Speaker Harry Jenkins discovers his portrait has been bumped to the ground floor to make way for Anna Burke’s pic.twitter.com/3KCgr8Qyvh

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Putting all the blame into the one basket. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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free_facts Ostriches are unaware how incredibly ugly they are

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@MikePresland Yours sounds like it was much more ambiguous. This had quite a low chance of being cancer.

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katiepwalsh Former HC judge Lionel Murphy, the release: 64 documents + transcript for your perusal pleasure
aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…

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Appointment number one done. As expected, I probably don’t have skin cancer.

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Viss I wish I could post screenshots and gifs at the same time to twitter. pic.twitter.com/oLZnZJsbQR

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free_facts Too many bullets will eventually kill you

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Important information regarding Alan’s Sushi on William Street. pic.twitter.com/KoiRm1L9Jc

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@dobes @PeteLawler Needles for cows are enormous because some arsehat decided to make cows out of leather.

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@dobes @PeteLawler That was an “also”. Make sure the drug box stayed dry, and wrangle the needle in between shots.

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@dobes @PeteLawler My job was to hold the needle in the cow while dad refilled the syringe. Preventing air bubbles was kinda important.

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Pro Tip: Always concede that your commissioning editor’s cow story is better than your cow story.

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@dobes @PeteLawler True, though I’ve had to help with a cow down at midnight in driving rain. I was maybe 8yo handling the drugs. Shut up.

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Thu plan: 0706 train to Sydney (nearly done); 0950 skin clinic; client graphics; 1300 back fixer; 1430 GP; coffee; train to Wentworth Falls.

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@dobes @PeteLawler They get a bit moody in cold wet weather, but they’re made of leather so usually cope.

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bingowings14 Are you sure this is Ted Cruz’s wank sock? pic.twitter.com/FfMQVz0kw6

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@Sam_Hickey That’s the big one, in Customs House.

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ArmsControlWonk Our friends at @AirbusDefence shared radar images of North Korea’s nuclear test site showing post-test subsidence…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r7

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@PeteLawler And carpet on the floor and up to the window ledges. Also, the toilets are a purple metal coffin, of sorts.

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@Sam_Hickey The City of Sydney has great libraries at Circular Quay and Haymarket, and I’ll check out the Kings Cross branch today.

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@glengyron The councillor up here reckons that campaigning will be more about getting people to “vote” rather than..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wM

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@ResignInShame Foenander doesn’t look all that ALP to me, but appearances can be deceiving.

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@ResignInShame I’m 95% sure it was Cr Hollywood, not Cr Foenander, but she was rugged up. Check for ALP affiliation..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cg

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@glengyron It all depends on the weather. A cold night and there’s usually a couple fresh young homeless people to flense.

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@ResignInShame Stand by, I’ll ID the councillor and you can call her.

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All this is based on a tiny sample, maybe 50 people tops.

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One young woman of NESB confusedly waved away a leaflet, “Politics, I don’t know.” Campaigners agree ethnic communities will be important.

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Some cheerfully proclaimed their intention to choose YES, particularly older women. A few derided the process.

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While I was chatting with them, nearly everyone declined to take a leaflet. 2/3 with a friendly smile, 1/3 more quietly and looking aside.

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Thu plan, second draft: As per the early draft, but with more complaining. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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From my experience, most passengers on the really early trains are older, more conservative, shift workers.

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Their estimate is that maybe 5% have hunched down and avoided eye contact as they’ve rushed past, but it’s only 0700.

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A local Labor councillor and friend are campaigning for YES at Wentworth Falls station. If nothing else, most people have already decided.

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It’s well after dawn at Wentworth Falls. pic.twitter.com/TaWFWOiqG8

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@darrenpauli @tfswebb “Some phishing pretexts have proved to be more convincing that others.” That’s where I’d go.

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@marcuskelson They were originally more closely spaced, but one of them got moved because, oh, they probably wanted..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r7

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@trentyarwood So do I. It’s best to be thorough.

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Thu plan, supplemental: Why did I space out those three medical appointments so much? It’ll be a long day.

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Thu plan, early draft: 0706 train to Sydney; 0950 skin clinic; client graphics; 1300 back repairs; 1430 GP; 1621 train to Wentworth Falls.

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Thursday. Why didn’t you get the second one while you had the chance? Thursday.

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