Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 17th, 2017

OK, I’m outta here.

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@nehadk @swearyanthony I have thought of doing live audio commentary on stuff, in Roy and H G style, but the buffering delay is an issue.

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@nehadk @swearyanthony Oh I’m just catching up with @JennaGuillaume’s tweets from earlier. This is her patch. But now that you mention it…

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@JennaGuillaume I believe that the technical term is “dud root”. And life is too short for bad wine and dud roots.

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@JennaGuillaume Well, I can, but then you’ve seen the other fucked-up shit I can imagine, so that’s hardly a recommendation.

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I’d like to thank @JennaGuillaume for listing all these guys, but I can’t imagine rooting any of these cardboard cutout clichés.

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I’ll assume for the time being that “Chilling in Mexico” means cocaine and beach babes, not bleeding out after a gun battle with drug lords.

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So back to this guy. “Chilling in Mexico.” What the fuck does that even mean? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@dmeeze Look I’ve stopped caring now. I’m into these loser humans on television.

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Translation: Some 90% of his sexual encounters have been with siblings in his parents’ wardrobe. twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…

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I’m sorry, I actually did computing science, and got high distinctions, so I’m qualified to tell you that everything is, in fact, rubbish.

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@Sam_Hickey @reselsnark Was that me? It’s not ringing any bells.

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@dmeeze On a related note, C is why we don’t have nice things, and never will.

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@dmeeze I am possibly describing a world in which competent people made things properly, which is perhaps a mistake on my part.

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@dmeeze Stuff like malloc/free and virtual memory was solved in the 1960s and no one writing apps since about 1975..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xR

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@dmeeze Bah! If you’re passing memory allocation problems up into where applications run then your underlying syste..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…O7

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For now, I’m thinking: “We know our car should have brakes, but we’ve had problems. Here’s a book which explains how you can make brakes.”

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I’m struggling to think of how I can explain, to non-programmers, how thoroughly incompetent this is. twitter.com/diodesign/stat…

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diodesign TIL Sony made 3 attempts at malloc()+free() in the PlayStation 1 OS and SDK – then gave up and recommended devs writwitter.com/i/web/status/9…gcCq

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What is an amber rudd?

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ProudResister Trump Voters thinking Trump saved cats during Harvey is almost as embarrassing as when they thought Obama was POTUS..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v8

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markhumphries Never imagined ABBA would be the catalyst for an argument between a Senator and a political journalist. pic.twitter.com/4hW0rUGddN

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ElectionsLawyer 9th Cir: Warrantless search ok after cops thought “Im going to Costco to buy food” was code for drug sale. Kozinski..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I7

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I was going to watch Classic Countdown before bed, but this will do me for now. I’ll watch the rest tomorrow, durin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Za

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@smHttr @dobes Ah yes, this has been drawn to our attention. It is terrible. But what’s your handle, I’ll message you, gorgeous.

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So has anyone heard of the Rorschach Test? twitter.com/haruki_zaemon/…

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This really says something about Adelaide, doesn’t it. twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…

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@sophbenj There is WAY more in Reaper than any mortal needs, but the flipside is that whatever you want it’s there,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…M9

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I won’t be brushing my teeth tonight because I’ve put them on the blockchain.

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus We are ALL much saner than the 1970s / early 1980s. Broadly speaking.

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@sophbenj Reaper is my friend also. You can make it look different if you want, though.

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@SofieHagen Only Americans say “tuna fish”. Or dumb people.

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@ResignInShame I don’t think so, but at this hour on a Sunday I’m willing to blame a conspiracy of mice and a deciduous kettle.

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@NewtonMark @egadsthefuzz @GordyPls Word is the owner-pilot is a true believer, so this was a freebie. I’m told he..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l0

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@ResignInShame Boston Marathon. “Both of the improvised explosive devices were pressure cooker bombs.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Ma…

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Sure. But then we’re also simultaneously part of the strongest military alliance in history and facing an existenti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oR

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TheNTNews A MESSAGE THE NT NEWS RECEIVED EARLIER TODAY. SOUNDS FEASIBLE pic.twitter.com/D0TwOl2lsa

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Australian rice isn’t totally rubbish, but if I can get the proper thing from Thailand or..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lC

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@LLah_Nomis It’s on tap. $12 a pint. Which at 9.5% is good value for money. [Trips over own tongue, falls senseless to the floor.]

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@DDsD Forgive me if I’m still sceptical.

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JosephScrimshaw Ikea’s display toilets reminding us the importance of an educated populace to the survival of democracy pic.twitter.com/ZXuKWoeOCx

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As the bar manager said about half an hour ago, “Mate, I knock off in 20 minutes. I don’t care how rat-arsed you get.”

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So three pints of ReDANKulous is equivalent to more than nine schooners of Coopers, or about 10 schooners of Toohey’s.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah don’t buy that shit. Go to Pontip or somewhere and buy your rice in 10kg bags.

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To be clear, I was never in that spa bath in Richmond.

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@MichaelH_PhD @SnarkyPlatypus I think I know the doco you mean, though, ad yeah it’s great insight into the launch..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LN

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@MichaelH_PhD @SnarkyPlatypus Those of us who went to Countdown’s [REDACTED] and quite interesting [REDACTED] and [..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NH

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@MichaelH_PhD @SnarkyPlatypus “In 1977 Gock founded Song Zu, a music and sound design company.” Shit, they’re one of the good ones.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hey, as you know I’ve had drinks with soapie stars and pop stars, and I do not envy their gruelling..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NN

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@SnarkyPlatypus Very few of stars, then and now, continue to be celebrities.

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@SnarkyPlatypus IIRC, @R_Chirgwin knows Les Gok from those days. But yes, a rarity. Damn good glam band too, BTW.

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@MikeCarlton01 @smh Well I’m originally from Adelaide, and I know that bunyips and fuck you right up.

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@MikeCarlton01 @smh I agree, however, that it’s an abomination and a cowardly capitulation to fear of… what? Goblins.

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TheKouk Govt debt hit $502.9 billion on Friday, up $230 billion in the 4 years since the election aofm.gov.au

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@SnarkyPlatypus They’d have been a perfect match. You know it. I know it.

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@MikeCarlton01 @smh Was there a vote? I thought it was a straightforward budget item.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah, I think I may get blowback for that.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s exactly what Andrew Bolt says!

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@dfpiii Well it’s a clear message, I grant you, but it’s not exactly subtle.

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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh you people crack me up. twitter.com/bpolitics/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus So if he’d stayed he might have met Molly. Or maybe John Paul Young. Or maybe even Supernaut.

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This really is a good ale, and only slightly more than 2x the strength of most others. Or 3x the strength of Americ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P0

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free_facts Until 1852, all dogs were made of rope and beeswax

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So, like any of the, say, American-based companies to US intelligence and law enforcement. Or AU. Or UK. Or. Or. Go..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3n

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@LapTop006 Ah, you were there? Magnificent!

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@SallyRMelb Though the idea of me doing campaign strategy for a bunch of nut jobs is kind of amusing.

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@SallyRMelb Yeah most skywriting is pretty lame. And has very little effect. If it’d been me, I’d have gone more co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y6

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I must admit, the Trump Chicken is awesome work. twitter.com/Fascistlefty/s…

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I think I need to change my avatar to something even more Trumpesque. But what?

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@jplonie Remind me to never have sex with you.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, AG. I think DQ is a tad more cosmopolitan.

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@JustJimWillDo To be fair, I think @flightradar24 only updates every 60 seconds.

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@SnarkyPlatypus A certain doctor was once amazed that I’d come “all the way from Ashfield”, and how he’d gone to No..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e2

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@bernietb @katedoak @CASABriefing Yeah I’m bailing too. I’m sorry, Kate, you seem way too determined to turn this i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rb

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Waiting for people to say OMGF IT WENT NEAR THE AIRPORTS in 5… 4… 3…

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At the risk of people misinterpreting this, here’s VH-SQZ’s track today. Meh. Have at it. pic.twitter.com/2H0ye9wDHb

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@katedoak @bernietb @CASABriefing Please, stop that bullshit. If I sound frustrated, I am. This is all happening in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Y0

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@katedoak @bernietb @CASABriefing As in, he paid for it himself? Democracy!

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@katedoak @bernietb @CASABriefing Why? What was different about this compared with every other skywriting run we se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xc

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing I agree those campaigners are large-calibre arseholes. No question…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yj

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing Please don’t conflate a message you don’t like — I don’t like it ei.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kpg

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing Please, if you don’t believe me — and that’s fair, I’m not a pilot,.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vXY

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing Please, it wasn’t “doing aerobatics”, it was doing easy, lazy turns..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…89

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing And that’s precisely why aircraft with people in them don’t want ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oM

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing That last letter is the key. C for Control. No-one flies anywhere w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PE

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing This flight, like every other, would have filed a flight plan, was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q0

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing That’s for drones, which have no pilots, no training, no licensing,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…89

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing Short version, though, is that skywriting is no more problematic th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KF

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing My first proper job was in the engineering branch of the department..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qk

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@katedoak @bernietb @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing Which is why it doesn’t happen in approach or departure lanes, belo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3r

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Photographed in Enmore, Sydney, on 5 Sept 2010. pic.twitter.com/4HvvxjKIAe

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@bernietb @katedoak @MatthewBevan @CASABriefing Indeed. It’s called “filing a flight plan”.

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waferbot Teaching the baby by singing along terribly to Taylor Swift (she’s allergic).

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Things have certainly changed in the last six years. pic.twitter.com/3mZNAOcrK7

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jonlovett Half of all boxing photos look like gay weddings pic.twitter.com/K3sOhm2VlK

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@michaelneale @auxesis The booze at exhibition openings alone is worth the price of admission.

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@michaelneale @auxesis Oh I knew about the memberships, which get you free exhibition entry and 10% off the cafe. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1P

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WFKARS Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint twitter.com/klaasm67/statu…

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@aenertia Sure, but past experience says I’ll get a bunch of “orange blob on green stuff” to wade through. Besides, people like helping.

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JohnBirmingham ‘Vote No’ skywriting paid for by Coalition for broken car alarms, leaning the seat all the way back on plane, & loud chip packets at movies

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@michaelneale It’s a wonderful place to work, yes.

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Let’s start with a pint of ReDANKulous, eh? It’s only 9.5%. foundersbrewing.com/backstage-seri… pic.twitter.com/lNksCePZSK

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The time has come to leave the library and go to the pub. Right? Right. So I will do this now.

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Also key: Dr Vanessa Teague and I will be destroying democracy in Melbourne on 27 Sep. Please be part of that. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Key point: The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will DEFINITELY be recorded and streamed live on Thu 21 Sep at 2100 AEST. Definitely.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 381: Hasn’t everything been lovely! No?” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/38… Covers 4 to 17 Sep. pic.twitter.com/0exjvpFVjm

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SnarkyPlatypus It begins twitter.com/niremas/status…

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While @AlboMP looks quite awkward in that photo, @cpyne is getting right into it and has clearly done this before…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kI

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REMINDER: Ten days ago, this happened. pic.twitter.com/RxlGnEkWmU

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cathywilcox1 Thank God for that, I’m so sick of this. twitter.com/FoxNews/status…

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@Shaunnagh Nah, I could tell the leaves weren’t at all right. The robot got the right Genus, but narrowing it down..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tT

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waferbot Something with lots of booze, y’know, your life needs a little bit of Melbourne smells like a Monte Carlo.

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So, a robot just solved most of my problem, and the app would allow me to obtain human assistant for USD 1.00. This..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gL

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@FlowerChecker Oh thank you! And I’ll be downloading the app as soon as I’m on better internets.

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I say, is there some lovely person who can identify this plant I photographed the other day? pic.twitter.com/J9tkulXXFt

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So, you doubters, I am actually working in the library this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/CNQnPrDBa2

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TheOnion ‘Flatbread Means Pizza,’ Man Explains To Visiting Father trib.al/sXzsrpT pic.twitter.com/Y8oTgyoKCL

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NuclearAnthro Tag yourself:
Sausage Addicted Kookabura too Fat to Fly

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Gluttonous Marsupial!

I AM GLUTTONOUS MARSUPIAL! 😍 pic.twitter.com/LR6JrwNDqv

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There’s… there’s a lot going on in this tweet. twitter.com/AlexGreenwich/…

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@munin @cisjender It’s certainly cheery, yes.

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jonkudelka Some no campaigners have altered this cartoon. Anything that says anything other than this is not endorsed by me. D..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S2

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cisjender who’s gonna come to lgbqt lagoon and relax in the gender fluids with me pic.twitter.com/5ORhEkIoIy

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RichardMcLellan Magnificent camouflage: Thorny Devil at Eurardy Reserve @BushHeritageAus pic.twitter.com/oeRXtp9MyR

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@SilvesterSJ @SnarkyPlatypus Ooooh. Sultanas are OK, provided you don’t also add peas I reckon. Apple seems a bit fancy.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The thing to remember about curried sausages is that they’re an English dish, not Indian. A Victori..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p1

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes! I went for quantity overseas quality, I suspect. But it IS family food.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Have I ever made you any kind of Indian curry from scratch? I believe I’ve mentioned that I was tau..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5u

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh that’s just the photo from that recipe website. I’ve never tried the curried sausages here, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sK

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe your white man can show you how to make curry properly.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well they’re a bit heavy on the sauce. More sausage, less potato is what’s needed here. Though the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wh

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@SnarkyPlatypus All these foods are from the days before refrigeration, remember.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The makers of Keen’s have tarted it up, I see, but they are traitors. mccormick.com.au/keens/recipes/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Get a grip. It’s food like this that made the Empire great. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Grill or fry the sausages as normal, slice into chunks, cook in an onion sauce with Keen’s Curry Po..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GQ

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For a older Australians wishing for nostalgia, sometimes the $5 special is curried sausages and rice.

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Blackburn’s Katoomba Family Hotel always has a $5 special for the old blokes, and a $15 special which on Sunday is a roast.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Probably less random, more what the supplier has on special, but yes. Turkey last week. It can be beef, lamb, pork. $15.

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I wonder what this week’s Sunday Roast will be.

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Mute early, mute often. Don’t block, they only think they’ve won, somehow.

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As I said the other day, this is both very sad and quite wonderful. twitter.com/dariodactyl/st…

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I have the feeling this won’t end well. twitter.com/hackaday/statu…

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peteevansnot If you’re not pooing like this you’re doing it wrong.

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@chrisjoregan @luke_j_obrien But that’s all from me today on that topic, or I’ll get cranky.

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@chrisjoregan @luke_j_obrien If you gripe is with the length of time before the trial, well yes, that’s a cause for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9Z

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@chrisjoregan @luke_j_obrien Putting a convicted criminal (sure, you may not like the law) in jail does not a polic..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tz

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luke_j_obrien This is an insult to anyone who has had to live in an actual police state, & further evidence Manning has no credib..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…44

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Sun plan: Chores (done); 1230 Sunday Lunch, Katoomba; planning and research; shopping; Weekly Wrap. Order subject to change.

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Sun plan: Chores (in progress, slowly); 1330 Sunday Lunch, Katoomba; planning and research; shopping; Weekly Wrap. Order subject to change.

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@FearbySoftware @sgpulman @jeamland Ta for that too. I should probably do some play stuff that isn’t in my head, but meh.

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@FearbySoftware @sgpulman @jeamland Thanks for that. Added to my never-shrinking to-do list.

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IMPORTANT REMINDER: Dr Vanessa Teague and I will be destroying democracy in just 10 days from now. In Melbourne. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Or maybe I should get that tweet-parsing software that @sgpulman recommended and do some analysis of these tweets…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tl

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I’m starting to suspect that POTUS has been replaced by a Markov bot trained on previous tweets, campaign speeches,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mI

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“Congratulations, Governor. I am magnificent. You will be my little minion in my greatness.” twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Sun plan, supplemental: The research will be definitely be done in the library. There is no chance whatsoever it’ll be done in the pub.

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start; Sunday Lunch, Katoomba; research (no really, I have to write a thing); shopping (probably); Weekly Wrap.

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“In breaking news, more than 300 people are missing presumed dead after BlandAir flight 55 suffered mediocrity over..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…92

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@ResignInShame I knew someone would have to spell it out.

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@dr_nic @Serrels Oh well they’re just Moaners.

(I don’t actually believe that. I was just going for the pun.)

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pdmcleod Final image from the Juggalo march pic.twitter.com/1RCdprRaMM

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@R_Chirgwin Why? It’s not your fault that Bones is being an idiot. And it’s no extra bother.

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@Stonekettle That’s a great sales pitch. But not today. :)

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@R_Chirgwin I think your dumb cat finally ate something. I took a little food onto the verandah. After 20 minutes he approached it slowly.

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@Stonekettle Hey everyone, you should probably check this out. I don’t do Facebook myself, but let me know what you..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8e

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@Stonekettle @zdnetaustralia [Waves] That’s a magnificent yarn, Sir. [Bows]

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@zdnetaustralia I’ve just discovered, because I got around to looking, that this Jim Wright bloke is here as @Stonekettle.

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Lyall Vote for dugongs.

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riskybusiness I’m just impressed they have the wherewithal to take them off first. twitter.com/channel4news/s…

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@ResignInShame @zdnetaustralia Oh, the one I said you’d read was my @zdnetaustralia thing. But yes, it had a Hunter connection.

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@ResignInShame @zdnetaustralia Well you’ve read that sentence, even though you got distracted before finishing.

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@zdnetaustralia That magnificent sentence is part of “Ship of Fools” by Jim Wright. stonekettle.com/2017/09/ship-o…

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I once started a @zdnetaustralia op-ed with a single 95-word sentence, but it had nothing like the rage of that description of Trump.

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Sometimes those so-called “rules” for good writing should be thrown out into the street, doused in petrol, and gift..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dh

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@alexzfinley You, ma’am have what we call a conflict of interest. Nevertheless, I did buy your alleged “book” last..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tw

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sarah_edo The hardest part of being a developer isn’t the code, it’s learning that the entire internet is put together with peanut butter and goblins.

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free_facts Changing your avatar is the most effective way to change the world

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Sunday. Everything, literally everything, is a choice between trombones and water buffaloes. Sunday.

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