I’m going to too now. Gorn.
@RealNickHodge Fair point. I’ll let you go now. And I’ll go too.
@RealNickHodge Good thinking.
@RealNickHodge Well how do you think I feel? I was here when the whole thing started! And now they’re harassing me.
jessradio Actually satirising himself now twitter.com/kieran_gilbert…
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…
I thought Barnaby was against it. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…
Fair call. twitter.com/RussianEmbassy…
@NathanaelB Idiot.
Exactly. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…
I’ll do it in 5 seconds. “Because they’re cheap shit devices made by cheap shit people who don’t give a shit and sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XR
@NewtonMark @glengyron @RealNickHodge Oh FFS it’s just a movie.
@NewtonMark @glengyron @RealNickHodge @spreaker I haven’t seen 5th Element.
Not true, quite. They threw the steering wheel into the back seat, where great-grandfather is fighting dementia and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I1
garthk Turnbull and Abbott both threatening to bring down the government is like a game of chicken but they both threw the steering wheel out.
@NewtonMark @RealNickHodge The iOS @spreaker app means you can stream live from anywhere, dropping in items from th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HW
@NewtonMark I sorta did that once with @RealNickHodge. But something like a road trip could be cool.
NewtonMark This is why people who claim Abbott has Turnbull over a barrel are wrong. Turnbull is in charge, doing what he wants twitter.com/John_Hanna/sta…
@NewtonMark Not at all tempting. I couldn’t do that sort of thing without a producer. But I do have some ideas for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bu
@NewtonMark So much has happened in the world since the last episode I’m not sure where to begin.
@NewtonMark I know. :)
@NewtonMark It’s been a dark winter.
The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will start in exactly 48 hours, Thu 21 Sep at 2100 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/
@feraldata @scottspark @pythiasmuse @VC_ANU Yeah ‘cos you’re such a shy petal.
@feraldata @scottspark @pythiasmuse @VC_ANU Well, it’s six episodes, right? That’s a LOT of time together.
waferbot Yesterday our recruiter wasn’t sure if the PCP he took worked, or was a placebo, but I miss dealing with the IRS.
@feraldata @scottspark @pythiasmuse @VC_ANU He’ll learn.
upulie I dare you, @TonyAbbottMHR twitter.com/ljayes/status/…
NewtonMark Not sure I’d trust this assertion if I was trying to evade surveillance, though. twitter.com/adamhrv/status…
I’m going to retweet this, because it’s true. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@scottspark @pythiasmuse @VC_ANU @feraldata You know you don’t have to be nice to me, right? Hasn’t anyone told you?
[Delete] pic.twitter.com/Ui7LRt8kiK
@feraldata @scottspark @pythiasmuse @VC_ANU I’ll end up sounding such a wanker.
@feraldata @scottspark @pythiasmuse @VC_ANU Meanwhile, you know I’m going to spend half a day writing a single soundbite, right?
@scottspark @pythiasmuse @VC_ANU @feraldata Heh. Thanks. I’ll drop through something tomorrow, but my personal wish..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MQ
@BlogsofWar @CovertContact The guest is @arizclint from the Australian Graduate School of Policing & Security, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zP
Listening to @BlogsofWar’s @CovertContact podcast, “Understanding and Developing Resilience To Information Warfare” covertcontact.com/2017/09/18/und…
@sylmobile What? Of Stalin? Because I would watch that.
@Aiannucci As I’ve said, I think @Aiannucci’s decision to not have actors use fake Russian accents was the way to g..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2e
@Aiannucci If you haven’t seen the trailer for “The Death of Stalin” the you should watch it now. youtube.com/watch?v=ukJ5dM…
“Russian Culture Ministry official wants to ban @Aiannucci’s upcoming comedy ‘The Death of Stalin’” meduza.io/en/shapito/201… No better PR.
@R_Chirgwin @scott_thewspot Richard, all you have to do is press “reply” to your previous tweet. It’s fewer keystrokes than the “N/M” stuff.
AcademiaObscura “OPEN ACCESS THREATENS SCIENCE!!!*
*find out how for $38” pic.twitter.com/op3GDmavf5
@R_Chirgwin Bones has decided that he will eat food if it’s on the verandah and there’s no human within 50 kilometres.
@R_Chirgwin People who don’t thread their tweets make Baby Jesus cry.
@bgosford I shall, thank you.
I’m pretty sure that @ApostrophePong needs to see this. twitter.com/Pandamoanimum/…
@bgosford Wow, that’s beautiful. I’ve have to do that walk when it’s the right season. Thanks, Bob.
Stupid dog. I wouldn’t lick @JohnBirmingham. Well, not when there were cameras around. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…
@zencastr @SteveMolk @BlogsofWar @CovertContact Oh we’re well up to that bit. :) It’s my future projects I’m confus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3I
botandy my home’s facial recognition software doesn’t believe I’m me, and calls the suburb’s armed response to resolve the issue
So true. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
Asher_Wolf Second pile of same-sex marriage surveys found dumped in Melbourne laneway amp.smh.com.au/national/secon…
@bgosford This is so many kinds of bad, Bob.
Pandamoanimum The best thing about this is that it teaches you ‘Maaaate’ and ‘Fuck!’ in Penguin.
twitter.com/amazlngnature/…
Fuckin’ hipster fireflies in their jar. twitter.com/bgosford/statu…
sleepingdingo How many arms has Mark Latham? Allegedly? twitter.com/attentive/stat…
@pythiasmuse @VC_ANU @feraldata I’m going to let my thoughts simmer overnight, I think. But it’s a great thing for @feraldata to be doing.
FINALLY SOMEONE HAS EXPLAINED HOW MUCH FAT THERE IS. twitter.com/LondonEconomic…
tim2040 This is @Barclays advising customers to give their login details to strangers to facilitate Open Banking. Absolute..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OE
amazingmap Metal bands per 1 million people (Europe) pic.twitter.com/OPEROKiBLo
ToonholeRyan The Bat Signal
source: toonhole.com/comic/the-bat-… pic.twitter.com/Ldft8bpBqY
free_facts Newborn babies can swim in volcanic lava
@PeterPhelpsMLC @jonkudelka @glengyron @ShoebridgeMLC Ah, so kinda like the rules for flags. Sorta. Nothing bigger than the chamber’s.
@jonkudelka @glengyron They’re on their way, @ShoebridgeMLC @PeterPhelpsMLC! pic.twitter.com/se4Ap6JLRl
@LucidWhim @knowyourlemons @rachael_falk Agreed. I was about to make a joke to a transgendered friend, “Here’s a ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7C
@BaysNet @PaulineHansonOz Thank you. It comes from not caring any more. They’re all arseholes and the world is fucked.
@rachael_falk @knowyourlemons @LucidWhim Normally “awareness campaigns” get right up my nose, but this one combines..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2S
@NicholasFryer Chemically, the dishwasher would get them nice and clean, but the heat would be a problem with some materials.
@PaulineHansonOz I guess the only way we could improve this panel would be to add @SenatorMRoberts for a view from Neptune.
So @PaulineHansonOz, is this the “fair and balanced” you’re keen on? A parrot, a political tactician, and her gimp,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pB
jplonie Can’t possibly think of a less qualified bunch of people tbh twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…
@LucidWhim @GordyPls @rachael_falk @knowyourlemons Ah yes of course, thanks for the reminder. Best wishes for your..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kC
@HappySinger @GordyPls @LucidWhim @rachael_falk @knowyourlemons Sure, we are not experts, but we do know some female ladies.
@GordyPls @LucidWhim @rachael_falk @knowyourlemons And you’re looking at ME?
@GordyPls @LucidWhim @rachael_falk I think that’s meant to illustrate on breast a different shape from the other. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0T
@LucidWhim @rachael_falk Way ahead of you, @knowyourlemons. Well, in finding the images, anyway. Brilliant work, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Du
Ladies, Know Your Lemons. knowyourlemons.com #KnowYourLemons HT @LucidWhim @rachael_falk pic.twitter.com/0XRSwyWT3H
@LucidWhim @rachael_falk Stand by. Finding a better copy of that image.
@NewtonMark @KarenMMiddleton No need to click. I have at least one copy of that paper on my computer already.
@jxeeno I saw a marketer [?] the other day that skywriting campaigns just piss away money.
@NewtonMark @KarenMMiddleton The Press Gallery is a weird place.
@jxeeno @dobes I’m 100km away, mate. Not even the #purpletrain is fast enough.
@dobes @jxeeno Looks like he got in a quick run over the inner west and the eastern suburbs before dusk. pic.twitter.com/oulD89krj4
@KarenMMiddleton … the finest observation about Malcolm Turnbull by anyone ever. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
While this is of course an excellent article from the fine @KarenMMiddleton, you should also consider… twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…
dobes Very pleasant in Point Piper, and now I shall extrapolate to the entire nation twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…
mcclure111 When you have turned into a computer and you’re not sure whether this is part of puberty pic.twitter.com/GYNt98ADAw
@FakeDanTosello @Henry_Belot Without commenting on any specific organisations and the excellence of their recent track records… Yes.
Henry_Belot The ATO is looking for a new head of IT after months of frustrating outages. They’ll be tasked with driving “cultural change” for $324,713.
JohnBirmingham “The Seven Stages of Drinking Martinis” medium.com/@JohnBirmingha…
The time is now 1500 AEST and @TonyAbbottMHR is still full of shit.
What’s amazing is that people actually wanted to go to Edgecliff. twitter.com/TransportforNS…
Arikuyo rt if you want to turn gaming into a gay multicultural jerk off session twitter.com/heterovet/stat…
@TheMandarinAU Honestly, do I have to do EVERYTHING myself?
Ministers hustle in cross-border cyber muscle tussle! themandarin.com.au/83760-cyber-ta… (I fixed your headline, @TheMandarinAU.)
snare Just spent 20min singing “hey little burrito, hey little burrito, hey little burrito I love you” to my dog. What have u done with your life?
Where the specimens usually come from? twitter.com/thetowncrier/s…
JamColley good of Turnbull to make ads for Labor pic.twitter.com/w6anOIIJ0V
I WANT A PONY, AND I WANT IT VERY, VERY SOON! twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…
@feraldata @munin Carnauba wax is also used in automobile and surfboard waxes, deodorant, and the explosive Composi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cy
@feraldata @munin “In the US during Independence Day celebrations, corn with a blue end, white center, and red tip..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…m1
@feraldata @munin “Originally the candy was made by hand. … combined sugar, corn syrup, carnauba wax, and water a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D3
@feraldata @munin That’s the MV Wisdom, which managed to beach itself near Mumbai a few years back. Here’s some bet..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uh
@feraldata @munin For reference, this is a 9000-ton ship, although this one is not full of candy corn. pic.twitter.com/cYZKlHkTXT
@feraldata @munin “The National Confectioners Association estimates that 20 million pounds (over 9000 metric tons)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LX
@feraldata Oh OK, because from what @munin said, I’d assumed it was just like anything else in a party mix. pic.twitter.com/Y5H3CQhISR
@munin OK, so basically a seasonal candy. I can cope, though obviously not on a pizza.
JackMorphet Response from @ABSCensus about that BUMSEX #marriageequality #postalvote barcode. #VoteYes @dailytelegraph pic.twitter.com/b71U8jknZW
Never forget. twitter.com/shanghaiist/st…
I look at the picture on the left and I have literally no idea what those things are. I really don’t. twitter.com/KariVanHorn/st…
fasterthanlime If your software is going to suck, this is the level of suck you should aspire to pic.twitter.com/XWyLLqvZZW
dobes Is it wrong to insist your wedding reception is held in a Bunnings carpark?
@jeffsonstein He is a lovely man and I will not have you speak ill of him.
Full report please, @jturner_ibrs. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…
NicholasFryer Time to go find some militant heterosexualists to silence and oppress.
NicholasFryer As a grown up. twitter.com/myrtleviolet/s…
@MYOB @ShaneBryan_Aus @_midofo_ @Xero Thanks, I presumed you would be. It’s not all that new, eh.
@dobes I shall make this very point in Thursday’s podcast.
Already there, mate. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
@MoaniePandium There’s already some solid international cooperation. Whether this is really new new, or just a hand..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lh
@MoaniePandium This is why I’m waiting for the strategy itself to drop.
@CARROT_app Ssssssss!
Oh yeah, @CARROT_app Weather speaks my language! pic.twitter.com/r0q2tZEBiU
@garthk Not funny. Brilliant.
(Disclosure: Big slabs of my income are from CBS Interactive masthead ZDNet.)
mattitiahu Meanwhile, at the Classics Faculty..pic.twitter.com/cJhNDX6N0R0R
Pro Tip: Works better if you take the dust cover off the turntable. twitter.com/dgwbirch/statu…
free_facts Your retweets aren’t making a difference
@mpesce Mate, Philip K Dick is maybe a 7, tops. Must try harder.
@feraldata See? Even the Vice-Chancellor of ANU @VC_ANU reckons my ideas are worth repeating. DO IT! pic.twitter.com/vdLDV4Y3I3
@iiTalW That’s pretty hard to top.
@iiTalW This is an excellent idea, though Roy & HG have already done a meat raffle on TV, surely.
I have no idea what’s going on here, but if it’s a cooking show I’m up for it. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…
@ShaneBryan_Aus @_midofo_ @Xero @MYOB Yeah, the messages from all the cybercrime conferences are depressingly familiar.
“Global meth strategy to protect Australians from drug trade”, says our justice minister. Can’t see the actual stra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vQ
mjgal Ten Network creditors have voted to accept CBS’s bid for the broadcaster
Please do this or @feraldata, who is presenting the Boyer Lectures this year, will haunt your dreams. twitter.com/ABCscience/sta…
@ShaneBryan_Aus @_midofo_ @Xero @MYOB Yeah, the room was kinda gobsmacked when we heard that. Well, apart from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4P
@ShaneBryan_Aus @_midofo_ @Xero @MYOB Not mentioned in that article, one WA company lost AUD 700,000 in a single transaction.
@ShaneBryan_Aus @_midofo_ @Xero @MYOB Ooooh yeah. It’s worth it, too. The payouts from CEO impersonation can be huge.
@ShaneBryan_Aus @_midofo_ @Xero @MYOB Sharepoint etc hosts the phishing sites, but getting those accounting system..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qY
@ShaneBryan_Aus @_midofo_ @Xero @MYOB This is from last year. “Cybercriminals now target payroll, invoicing, and su..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pL
@ShaneBryan_Aus @_midofo_ @Xero @MYOB It’s likely the former. Phishing of Xero / MYOB / Sharepoint and all the othe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zX
At @FortuneMagazine, “Is Big Data Killing Democracy?” fortune.com/2017/09/15/ele… Similar topic to the @VicFabians gig. fabians.org.au/digitisation_a…
@nphair @Xero @Zero Autocorrect gets me every time with that one, so I’m used to looking out for it.
dobes Trying to work out where this sits on the 2017 Juggalo scale. Not sure, but it is damn high. twitter.com/rharris334/sta…
@Steve_Lockstep @dobes @mpesce Yeah, but then where’s the blockchain? I don’t think you understand this at all.
dobes When Bloomberg huffed the soul of Tony Abbott, and let it write one headline. pic.twitter.com/9DaAtORDjE
@nphair @Xero The email was set from the domain post.xerobank.org, for what it’s worth.
andrewwhiteau hasn’t aged a day twitter.com/Rudd2000/statu…
@nphair @Xero @Zero It’s @Xero not @Zero, but do people even pay that much attention to domains? I know they should, but…
ParkerMolloy Baked Alaska was too dumb to realize that trademarks and copyrights are different things. twitter.com/bakedalaska/st…
@michaelmeloni @mpesce Yeah it was all pretty fucked up.
If you get one of those not-actually-@Xero phishing emails, the official advice is to do this. twitter.com/Xero/status/90…
Hey @dobes @Steve_Lockstep @mpesce, what if we fixed the deleted tweet problem by putting all tweets onto a blockch..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UB
@mpesce And this is “This is a spine” with a citation.
(Not a criticism, @mpesce. It’d already been RTed and I wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dm
etymon @stilgherrian Dear Twitter, your language detection facility never ceases to amaze. #wtf pic.twitter.com/bUtmZHm0uw
oliyoung “was told on 4chan” is like the best start to anything twitter.com/USARTStar/stat…
mpesce This is a spine pic.twitter.com/EKfwcyjGGo
RichardTuffin Thanks @woolworths. I misheard on #abc730 that he was the current CEO.
Everyone please note. twitter.com/woolworths/sta…
marrowing HADLEY: you’re vigorous tony. bold, and unforgettable
TONE: stroke me ray. feel my downy coat
HADLEY: it’s beautiful tony, just beautiful
Thank you @riskybusiness @AaronToponce @JoshBrodieNZ for the setting-right. Sorry, @troyhunt, too quick off the mark there.
Turns out is was from a dataset of hashed passwords released for research purposes. troyhunt.com/introducing-30… cynosureprime.blogspot.com.au/2017/08/320-mi…
I’ve just deleted a few tweets about a data breach at @troyhunt’s haveibeenpwned.com. False alarm. Sorry.
djackmanson A) Notice how Muslims for Marriage Equality is ignored?
B) Muslim hierarchy is as conservative and out of touch as..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fB
@_midofo_ @Xero @MYOB Yeah pretty much all the phishing emails I’ve looked at recently go back to a compromised Sha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gI
@dobes I guess I’m the victim of faulty intelligence. But hey I’ll invade Iraq anyway, just because.
@dobes I know. And according to my intelligence database, it’s a big one.
pjf The EFF just resigned from the W3C.
“Today, the W3C bequeaths a legally unauditable attack-surface to browsers use..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xt
I know what I’m getting @dobes for his birthday. twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg…
Show of force, Australian style. pic.twitter.com/pPNXZl6pH4
Show of force, international style. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…
bastardsheep IT focused colouring book. device42.com/it-coloring-bo… (cc: @girlgerms @simone_au @BundyB @stilgherrian @SwiftOnSecurity). This is amazing.
Je suis heartbroken. twitter.com/voxdotcom/stat…
Hey Kids, do you or your clients use @Xero? You’ve got some phishy phishies out there, and maybe in the ol’ inbox. pic.twitter.com/9oyG9dw4M4
RealSexyCyborg If your kids aren’t drinking gamified water from a talking, app controlled, Internet-enabled thermos you’re a bad p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dU
drunkenmadman Look, seriously, these are fucking awful sneakers. I would steal them just to burn the damn things. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
MiraRappHooper South Korean trust in US plummets from mid-80s to 17%. Just in time for a nuclear crisis. About that decoupling pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h1
@oliyoung During my two hour of not-sleeping last night I did that to about 75% of what was in there. Now to do the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…f2
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “APNIC-sponsored proposal could vastly improve DNS resilience against DDoS” zdnet.com/article/apnic-…
Only eight days until Dr Vanessa Teague and I destroy democracy in Melbourne. WE SHALL BE YOUR OVERLORDS. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
New episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast happening this Thu 21 Sep at 2100 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ Tip jar at stilgherrian.com/tip/
Tue plan, draft: Triage the inbox (I’m kidding); administrivia; schedule the next two weeks. That’ll fill my day, I reckon.
davidlsims who wants to tell them twitter.com/CBCAlerts/stat…
upulie What a classy country this is 😡 twitter.com/heldavidson/st…
therevmountain “I’m Malcolm, the relatable man” twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…
climatecouncil NEW REPORT: Australia’s warmest winter on record was 60 times more likely thanks to #climatechange..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cu
@RachelBkr @JohnBirmingham Wow. That’d really upset the rat, too.
jonkudelka Just imagine you’d been nailed to a cross for saying people should be nicer to each other and you end up with Lyle speaking for you.
Also true. twitter.com/EffinBirds/sta…
So true. twitter.com/free_facts/sta…
There’s some news in the Endlessly Victorious War on Drugs coming out of Perth at 0900 AWST / 1100 AEST today.
Mrmsutton “I’m not homophobic. I’m the queer community’s best friend… but no marriage equality” pic.twitter.com/uPDkRWtIYp
@RachelBkr @JohnBirmingham I know, I’m aching that I’m so far away.
@RachelBkr @JohnBirmingham Are you sure? I mean, dead headless rat!
Come on, Queenslanders. For some of you this’ll be the best date you’ll ever get. Plus you’ll meet @JohnBirmingham’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rV
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Tuesday. Line them up, spaced equally. Now turn every second one upside down. Do you see it now? Tuesday.