Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 20th, 2017

OK, I’m recording and streaming a certain podcast in 24.5 hours, so I’m going away now. Well, nearly now. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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_youhadonejob1 Dammit Todd. pic.twitter.com/LLLSaQI71a

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@dfpiii What happens in Lubyanka stays in Lubyanka.

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rhysam If anyone can think of anything that Tony Abbott has built or created whilst in public life, please let me know. I can’t think of one thing.

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johnhalton OK, before you look at the table, JUST HAZARD A GUESS as to what you think Leave voters reckon about golliwogs. 😒 twitter.com/JoeTwyman/stat…

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stilgherrian President Trump addresses the media after his great and important day at the United Nations. pic.twitter.com/yLJ73z2qxH

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We have a further report from today’s class excursion! twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@JazzTwemlow You just don’t stop, do you? Thinking… Reasonablenessing… What next? Compassioning? WHERE WILL IT END?

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@JazzTwemlow Jazz are you trying to be reasonable again?

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KT_So_It_Goes yes tucker rogue agencies started tapping manafort two years before trump even hired him just so they could get to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cE

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DDsD How could I refuse something described as a “party donut”. pic.twitter.com/OfuSy02BA7

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@Sam_Hickey Well you certainly shouldn’t be allowed to have a cat unless you know how it works.

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This is what it’s like to be silenced. twitter.com/Ben_Westcott/s…

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This continues to be one of my favourite things this month. twitter.com/d3rgs/status/9…

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perlmutations Believe me, we’d love to give you more privacy. Even solitary!!! twitter.com/thehill/status…

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In further things which are not news, Cory Bernardi is an arsehole.

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@SimonYarwood He did that presentation at Ruxcon too, so I’ve seen it live with updates.

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NeilMcMahon From @murpharoo on Tony Abbott. Includes my favourite sentence of the day. theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/Eqthq9pyTH

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candeira Sometimes Australia feels like the world’s “hold my beer” answer to Florida.

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yesterbits Inside the Personal Computer, a Pop-Up guide. pic.twitter.com/4C2sBSgLOl

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HappySinger Poundhog Day. twitter.com/HappySinger/st…

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HappySinger my calendar reminds me it’s the anniversary of a news story pic.twitter.com/ZdFYfnCzOs

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emilygosden To the mystery caller who left a voicemail asking if I’ve had a D-notice to stop me writing about pets getting cancer from smart meters: No.

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KalvinMacleod Never go to bed mad. Stay awake forever.

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free_facts Small animals keep bleeding for a surprising amount of time

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ddale8 We lined up the AP’s photo time stamp with the speech. Kelly had his hand on his face after Trump called North Kore..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vv

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ChrisMurphyCT The idea that the White House doesn’t know how insurance works is so freaking fantastic. twitter.com/johnjharwood/s…

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BuckyIsotope ME: where’s the bathroom
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you

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This is happening exactly ONE WEEK FROM RIGHT NOW. In Melbourne. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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James_Jeffrey Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/ZlBQd8EOM1

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free_facts In some cultures it might be illegal to murder your family

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stavvers I’ve searched field and fountain, moor and mountain, and I’ve finally found it: the actual worst tweet. pic.twitter.com/PeGQHhnAlA

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troyhunt Touché @PeriscopeCo, touché… pic.twitter.com/ThKBH5oT8l

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New Moon… now!

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@jpwarren Baby Jesus IS pretty creepy though.

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@jpwarren Thank you. Baby Jesus will put extra flowers on your grave.

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@jpwarren What are you using for your markup there? Not Preview, obviously.

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meakoopa time for a PLEBISCITE: are straight people capable of real human affection?

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@WarOnTheRocks REMINDER: The finest observation about Malcolm Turnbull by anyone ever. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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@WarOnTheRocks ALL OF EVERYTHING IS DOWNLOADING VERY VERY SLOWLY BECAUSE MALCOLM TURNBULL IS A FUCKING MUPPET BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT.

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@WarOnTheRocks How did they know that at this very moment I’m downloading “Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Sto..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Do

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Klaxon! There’s a new @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell podcast, titled “How I Learned To Start Worrying…”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tb

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JohnJohnsonson You’ve been on a $100,000 parliamentary pension since the age of 44. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…

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An excellent* bit of logic for not appearing in a YES campaign video, also via today’s @crikey_newstwitter.com/i/web/status/9…GN

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RealNickHodge Power is out in Tony Abbott’s electorate. Have we run out of coal? Should we start burning the Catholics? Is the the end times?

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Excellent point from @Drag0nista in today’s @crikey_news, though policy-by-marginals is still pretty fucked up…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HA

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@jpwarren Defraud me like one of your French girls.
Défraguez-moi comme une de vos filles françaises.

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@staticsan Yeah. For a start, he spent four months in hospital.

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“Alleged arsonist set fire to Melbourne bank because he was angry at length of wait, court told” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@robcorr I’m glad you got the reference.

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President Trump is disappointed with the mowing of the White House lawn. pic.twitter.com/5G4mNkFyTv

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ATTENTION PLEASE! THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS ADDRESSING AN IMPORTANT ISSUE. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@NewtonMark @nickzoic The entire podcast will be 40 minutes of me howling in despair.

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@NewtonMark @nickzoic I’ve decided not to, as it happens.

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President Trump addresses the media after his great and important day at the United Nations. pic.twitter.com/yLJ73z2qxH

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“This week our class went to the UN. It was nice. There were lots and lots of people in suits. We had cake, and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xX

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RadioFreeTom In 2007, I said that future US administrations would likely equate rogue “possession” of nukes with “use.” And here..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UT

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KetanJ0 Get on this peeps twitter.com/ABCscience/sta…

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Only a week to go! I know I’ve been banging on about this, but it really will be a fun discussion. Also scary. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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New Moon is in three hours from now, at 1530 AEST.

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Ceilidhann Ivanka: “I don’t know what ‘otherwise’ means.” twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…

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annafifield U.S. jets dropped live bombs on a range in South Korea near the DMZ, in a new show of force aimed at North Korea..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vi

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@mpesce All good. I was wondering, ‘cos you’re normally meticulous. But then I saw Mr Koziol’s tweet go past. Great letter tho.

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@Coaltopia I would assume the AFP, given this sort of fraud is their gig. I mean, stopping this sort of fraud is their gig.

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@nickzoic Perhaps @NewtonMark might also like this to be his voicemail message. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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cathywilcox1 Ew. That hurts. twitter.com/michelkichka/s…

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Would I have spotted the scam had their phone systems worked well enough to run me through the script? Dunno.

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… but given all the technical problems the ATO has had, I just assumed it was another fuckup their end.

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What’s interesting is that when I called back on Monday, I had to try a couple times because the line kept dropping out mid-call …

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I called the number, but “officer not available”. Called again today, got this message about it being a fraud. 2/2 stilgherrian.com/wp-content/upl…

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I nearly got caught by an ATO-related scam just now. I was expecting a call, and on Monday I missed a call and got voicemail. 1/2

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@NicoleWill100 Oi! You’re the one with the coal fetish!

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guardian Alastair Campbell and @OwenJones84 have a bit of a The Thick of It moment. Watch the full encounter:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nD

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@jpwarren That’s a thought. I should probably also update that page and get some more revenue.

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My handwriting used to be excellent. These days, not so much.

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I’m looking at my notes for this client proposal. “Fixed-price legumes” and “perpetual milkshake” I think they say. Not sure what to charge.

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@zdnetaustralia @VicFabians Wed plan: As per the earlier draft. The software updates are done, and the bump-out is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zq

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@CARROT_app They’re the least of your worries.

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australian Jon Kudelka’s cartoon today: theaustralian.com.au/opinion/cartoo… @jonkudelka pic.twitter.com/867OlDIc0j

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@ScottRhodie @smh @newscomauHQ This is good to hear. I’ve been busy doing other things and haven’t had a chance to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w1

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New Moon is a smidgeon under seven hours from now, at 1530 AEST.

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@CARROT_app Yeah but in a nice bit. I’ll show you later. I’LL SHOW YOU!

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Found my first bug. From Photos, share via Twitter, the text entry is off the top of the view port (if I’m using th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SP

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@staatsgeheim @Asher_Wolf I can only guess — this is not my thing — but I would assume it’s because Apple’s techniqtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…5IvG

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So @CARROT_app Weather has a new AR mode, and already it’s judgemental. pic.twitter.com/RkfTLR6FrK

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While @OmniFocus is wonderful, the grammar for Siri integration is not brilliant. I choose to blame Apple for that..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Y8

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Wyld It’s the future. Embrace it. twitter.com/rickyftw/statu…

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willsh If you work in an agency, make sure you know who the fall guy for digital ad fraud is. Because if you don’t know, i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QX

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UnburntWitch holy shit this is the cutest fucking tattoo cover up job i’ve ever seen i can’t handle it pic.twitter.com/bswAb8C5fO

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@johncarneyau I’m assuming you had automatic network selection turned on at the time?

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Wed plan, draft: Software updates; bump out Rosella Cottage; client proposal; research for @zdnetaustralia and @VicFabians; writing, maybe.

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@johncarneyau Excellent. Everything from Japan is cool, you know, so you’re .

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@NewtonMark I think you can get an ointment for that now.

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@jeamland @NewtonMark Actually the woman at the front is the photographer. The woman at the side could be WAG.

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This is where the magic* happens. pic.twitter.com/k1X57vedRe

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@jeamland @NewtonMark Well as is traditional in the Young Liberals, or indeed rugby clubs, they’ve brought some Roh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vf

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@NewtonMark You know, @NewtonMark, one or maybe even two of these guys look like they weren’t popped from the same..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RO

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jpwarren “We believe consumers don’t consume advertising. They participate in brands.” Bwahahahaha. *delete*

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“Equifax Suffered Earlier Breach in March” threatpost.com/equifax-suffer… Of course they did.

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NewtonMark “Newtown Young Liberals.” BwahaahahahahaahahahahaahahH! twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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“Hillary Clinton says Kenya’s annulled election was ‘project’ of controversial US data firm” qz.com/1081021/hillar… Cambridge Analytica.

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@R_Chirgwin UPDATE: Your cat is still not dead, probably. The evidence shows that he ate the food last night. Unless it was a quoll.

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Part B: “Putin To Russia’s Tech Sector: Ditch Foreign Software or Lose Out” fortune.com/2017/09/08/put…

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Part A: “[US] DHS offers new details on Kaspersky ban” fcw.com/articles/2017/… More nuanced that first reported.

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Listening to the latest @NSLpodcast, “Enemy Combatants, Agents of Foreign Powers” nationalsecuritylawpodcast.com/episode-37-ene… Clarity on Manafort, and more.

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SwiftOnSecurity Oh my god this pre-written cyber expert commentary fits Equifax perfectly.
/cc @pwnallthethings @hacks4pancakes..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ue

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This was yesterday Sydney time, 19 Sept, but obviously this is a fitting tribute. twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…

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@troyhunt @riskybusiness Pat said there were rumours you’d been popped, but it was those cracked passwords on Paste..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P9

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@troyhunt I think it would be fair to say that it’s more @riskybusiness’ fault than my fault.

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ArfMeasures [restaurant]
DATE: Tell me something naughty about you

ME [loudly chewing lobster] I haven’t brought any money

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Wednesday. It could have been a fish of some sort. Wednesday.

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