Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 21st, 2017

Two minutes until midnight. I bet tomorrow will be fucked up as well n’all.

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TheOnion Ethical Hunter Throws Duck He Shot Back Into Sky trib.al/MLF8gFh pic.twitter.com/S1qaNEiBfm

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SwiftOnSecurity So I just found out adulting and adultery are two different things.

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Oh look, a new @ArmsControlWonk podcast: “Tiny Nukes for Tiny Hands” armscontrolwonk.libsyn.com/tiny-nukes-for…

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SixthTone unveils translation device which can translate in near-real time and can also be used as a Wi-Fi hot spot ow.ly/5EZf30fjWio

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stevelord “I’ve looked at your recruiter LinkedIn profile and I think you’ll love all the furry porn mailing lists I signed y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KU

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New podcast: “The 9pm End of the World, But More So” stilgherrian.com/edict/00068/ pic.twitter.com/j0fpJRMZSl

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free_facts You can safely store 50 cockroaches in your ear

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I’m still wide awake, so I’ll stay up to post a better recording at @spreaker, @SoundCloud, and my website. It’ll take an hour-ish.

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You’ve just missed “The 9pm Edict” livestream, but the rough recording is available now at spreaker.com/user/skankmedi…

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Starting in a couple of minutes. I just want to check something first.

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You should now have some pre “The 9pm Edict” music live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ or via @spreaker.

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Just 30 minutes until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEST. Live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ or via @spreaker.

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@spreaker The program is coming together quite well, I think, even if I say so myself.

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Just one hour until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEST. Live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ or via @spreaker.

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jenbechwati BREAKING: Tony Abbott has been assaulted in Hobart.

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Histreepix HM Queen Elizabeth II’s eighth (and most successful to date) escape attempt. Buckingham Palace, May 14th, 1955. pic.twitter.com/WeEAZ62uGk

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Two hours until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEST. Live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ or via @spreaker.

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@dananimal Yeah you do get the impression they’d rather be somewhere else doing something more useful.

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jleyden By me @TheRegister FedEx: TNT NotPetya infection blew a $300m hole in our numbers theregister.co.uk/2017/09/20/fed…

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Three hours until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEST. Live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ or via @spreaker.

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Ah, the Judges of the High Court of Australia! twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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@teknetia I’d figured that’s what happened, and killed my tweet as fast as I could. The response will continue overnight too.

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@dobes That’s an interesting idea. I really need to ramp up to video for that sort of thing, though. Plus I’d ned a driver.

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cathywilcox1 It’s personal.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/DE5cSSKBRz

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Wendycarlisle This thread on Malcolm Roberts is gold twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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DonSinnamon This may be the most unimpeachably true thing ever uttered under oath in court. twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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jrojourno Out of context quote frorm Malcolm Roberts that showcases his language: “The level of my possibility was very low.”

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Dean_Nimbly Yes hello, Burns Unit? I have a critical case on the way in pic.twitter.com/wjir7QUBtl

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No, that’s Samsung’s unique selling proposition. twitter.com/dahowlett/stat…

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Did you see this, @SnarkyPlatypus? It’s not actually a queer thing, just a libertarian dickhead thing. twitter.com/BillyArmagh/st…

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Four hours until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEST. Live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ or via @spreaker.

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jonkudelka I would just like to tweet this cartoon again if it pleases the court. pic.twitter.com/PR8Mr7jxxf

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Oh please, Senator Roberts, PLEASE sack your lawyers and have a go yourself! twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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@michaelneale @jodiem Well, a rugged vocal mic like the Sennheiser e835 is a bunch cheaper than a high-end studio m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fk

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PulpLibrarian Happy birthday to Gustav Holst, born today in 1874! pic.twitter.com/GtZ9TbDHFJ

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free_facts Women can do some of the same things as one man

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@glengyron Actually I can’t implement the idea I just had because I don’t have time today. Another opportunity will present itself.

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Five hours until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEST. Live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ or via @spreaker.

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seamus Today’s critical office debate on @ScienceAlert Slack. Frustration that the turtle emoji is a tortoise. 🐢

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hellohappy_time guys if she doesn’t sound like this during an orgasm you’re doing it WRONG [plays clip of Ford pardoning Nixon]

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One day soon I really, really, really will get my crowdfunding ducks back in a row, but today is not that day.

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You still have time to support this podcast with a one-off contribution at stilgherrian.com/tip/ and you should do that.

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Thu plan, update: Nice hot shower (almost now); pre-production; 2100 AEST “The 9pm Edict” livestream at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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davidmackau Trump, at a lunch with African leaders, refers to the non-existent country of “Nambia.” pic.twitter.com/N8megnC1Xi

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BillyArmagh A Sassy Gay Republican DRAMA in Four Acts. 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/O3tNiTg56A

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YES I MEAN I DO THIS WITH JUST ONE MIDDLE-AGED MAN YELLING AND A CHEAP MICROPHONE AND IT’S MUCH BETTER AND IT’S ON..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OK

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Scottludlam look i have decided my citizenship stuff up was my eight-year old nephew’s fault. clearly he should have known.

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@OaaSvc @GordyPls @DavidParis SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE NEW FEATURES OF IOS 11.

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NewtonMark This is incredible. Qantas used B747, A330 as tankers to get fuel to Auckland Airport while their pipeline is broken australianaviation.com.au/2017/09/qantas…

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@oberonsghost @GordyPls @OaaSvc @DavidParis And prevents any new connections, though leaves wi-fi on for, presumably, Location Services.

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stillgray Is there even higher ground? This is grim. twitter.com/NWSSanJuan/sta…

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oz_f Damn millenials!!!!!

Oh wait. pic.twitter.com/4LyQPrQUsp

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dippizuka Important and probably highly unwanted twitter.com/plalor/status/…

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Six hours until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEST. Live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ or via @spreaker.

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I’m gonna try that coffee-and-quick-nap trick now, because of the podcast tonight. Automated tweets will keep you company until I’m back.

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@OaaSvc @DavidParis I’m pretty sure you guys don’t know how to use a smartphone.

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@OaaSvc @DavidParis Still works fine for me. I turn it off, Settings shows it disconnected. I turn it on, Settings shows it connecting.

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@OaaSvc @DavidParis When logged in, or on the lock screen? I don’t allow the Control Centre on the lock screen beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cj

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By which I mean, obviously, that should all email the British High Commission’s expired email address to ask. Yes, all of you do that.

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Personally, that’s the one good thing in all this: The purpose of the email is right in the subject line. You shoul..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Aj

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rod3000 @shalailah There’s never been a better time to announce a halal-only, gender fluid school fundraiser!

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shalailah Up to $52k, now. twitter.com/abcnewsAdelaid…

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PSyvret I do hope Malcolm Roberts reprises his “conceptual penis” argument. twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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katinacurtis Too harsh? pic.twitter.com/wKlIKPg8iu

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@FakeDanTosello @SwiftOnSecurity @newscientist Well, I’m in the Melbourne for the second half of next week, and als..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8q

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SBSNews Same-sex marriage: AFL headquarters evacuated after hoax threat following ‘Yes’ sign installed
bit.ly/2xhGoAe

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Pinboard Why must everything beep?

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@FakeDanTosello @SwiftOnSecurity @newscientist Mind. Blown. (Well, the portions that haven’t been removed.)

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Thu plan: It’s still as per the draft, but I’m just starting now because I was too busy cooking and eating and stuf..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…00

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@FakeDanTosello @SwiftOnSecurity @newscientist It’s one of those boiling frog things. Show at Realityshitlevel 4 do..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MF

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waferbot Twitter bios randomly puke so you put your hands out to catch it, and then you do.

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bax_books *bursts through door, filthy and wheezing*

Sir….. it’s……..the GAMERS,, they’re…back…. pic.twitter.com/og0YHerRVb

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MikeCarlton01 And still rolling ! Up now to >$44,000. Poor Cory. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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ericgeller Almost 3.5 million Americans will be without power for four to six months. twitter.com/SarahNEmerson/…

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@zbendr Like any organisation, Australian police forces have their problem, but we’re galaxies ahead of US local police.

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KetanJ0 IT’S HAPPENING twitter.com/T3SydneyTrains…

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@haruki_zaemon @perrynfowler In a way, though, it’s no worse than companies that hire according to Myers-Briggs Cor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bX

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@FakeDanTosello @SwiftOnSecurity @newscientist Needless to say, she left. The drama was the goal, well-being of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tz

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@FakeDanTosello @SwiftOnSecurity Years back @newscientist had a piece by the unit psychologist for Big Brother, I t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…A6

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@perrynfowler @haruki_zaemon Still, the assumption that smart people are bored when some bits are dull isn’t true…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y9

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“Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops” abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-b… Can’t have cops being too smart, eh. God bless Ameri..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j5

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America: Our politicians may have been secretly colluding with Russia.
Australia: Our politicians can’t figure out how to email the UK.

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jonkudelka @19bk69 Everyone’s having a good old vent so you might as well get your $122 million worth I reckon.

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@iiTalW @DavidFeng FFS, that’s just a quokka without the decency to be a marsupial!

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng Yeah, when you think about it, China is pretty rubbish.

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@DavidFeng Still, China doesn’t have quolls.

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@DavidFeng So Beijing to Shanghai at 350km/h, while in Australia a duly-elected Senator struggles to figure out his..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gz

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Look, @DavidFeng, you are fully aware that I hate you and all of your so-called “trains”. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@PeteLawler Go away and take your filthy quokka spawn with you.

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@SnarkyPlatypus True, but this whole cross- examination is the pinnacle of… of something.

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Americans may be amused to know that Black Caviar is a racehorse. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Cav… twitter.com/PostRoz/status…

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I’m reliably told High Court folks were “very much looking forward to today, in a way someone enjoys putting their dick into a door jamb.”

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@iiTalW No no no, let’s just let him run.

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You still have time to support this podcast with a one-off contribution at stilgherrian.com/tip/ (I really should do crowdfunding better.)

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Thu plan, draft: LPG wrangling; errands in the village; pre-production; 2100 AEST “The 9pm Edict” livestream at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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k8em0 Let the wookie win…
the sock game. twitter.com/garyhe/status/…

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joshgnosis If he arrived in Australia declaring that today… twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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PeteLawler @stilgherrian Won’t somebody think of the judges???

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Oh I don’t have time to follow the gentle erosion of Senator Roberts’ until now impeccable reputation for evidential rigour.

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But maybe we should have a conversation about that. Mwah! I love you, Senator Roberts. twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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For me so far, this and the following tweet are the most luscious. twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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Please can someone make sure that we all know where to read the transcript of this hearing. twitter.com/jrojourno/stat…

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I didn’t intend to sleep through the whole morning, but it obviously needed to happen. I’ll have a stab at a plan shortly.

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I guess we’re stuck with it.

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Well this wasn’t what I had in mind at all.

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Thursday. It’s more than twice as long as it is wide, and almost transparent. Thursday.

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