Gorn.
This is all well and good, but we don’t give a fuck about how “innovative” Uber is because you’re a pack of cunts. twitter.com/matthewhughes/…
@JustJimWillDo I can do only do so much.
Me earlier. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
MrMickDavies Hats off to whoever did this pic.twitter.com/nkNc06usB4
@JustJimWillDo I also had the pleasure of a few minutes chat with Frank Herbert, who was a scuba diver and interest..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1s
NelsonsNose Mick Hucknell’s let himself go… #SimplyRedPhoneBox pic.twitter.com/Acg0BmZ7J6
@jonoabroad @TonyAbbottMHR Punching people in the head, it fucks up their reasoning. Who knew?
@JustJimWillDo If it’s any consolation, I had beers with Brian Aldiss.
@JustJimWillDo Ms Le Guin spoke at an event at Adelaide Uni and I was late getting there. I am forever sad.
@JustJimWillDo Ms Le Guin is one of my favourite writers, and I’m annoyed to have missed meeting her by a matter of hours.
@ari_hall If only.
Wow. Imagine if people even cared. twitter.com/marckohlbrugge…
Imagine if everything was run by libertarians.
@vealmince I know. :) We take care of our drivers and they take care of us.
Wow. @TonyAbbottMHR may be conflating a random headbutt with a political message. Who’d have thought? twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
@vealmince It’s a whole different game up here.
@vealmince I know we’re on the same page here and I honestly don’t know.
Dear America, sort out your shit. FFS you’re meant to be some sort of superpower. But right now you’re looking like fuckwits.
Wow there’s some taxi driver hate out there.
So the thing that will unfold here is the difference between the taxi meter based on wheel revolution and the the new GPS based distance.
Learning about how GPS and taxis work. pic.twitter.com/fSWxOOEwPp
This is so fucked up.
This is it, really, isn’t it. Your life mediated by brands. We are so fucked. pic.twitter.com/hdQQD3JJKn
K-town on a Friday night. It’s like summer up here rirght now, even though it’s only September. pic.twitter.com/yT6dBKBXav
@DavidFeng Yep, move quickly between the cars but do not linger smoking cigarettes.
@jonoabroad Get fucked.
@ResignInShame I am minutes away.
Hey @DavidFeng, this is how proper trains work. pic.twitter.com/VJFUKxlxDW
#purpletrain car 9039, where they just ripped out the driver’s cab and attached it to the next car. Door doesn’t ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lv
@corduroy Well I was later told it’s the one out near Bathurst. Dunno who to believe now. pic.twitter.com/XM0NEITB49
@ajhill_alan The taxis are good people, though there’s only 23 plates for the entire upper Blue Mountains. Book ahead at busy times.
@ajhill_alan The trains are reliable but relatively infrequent. The buses even more infrequent, and die early, dunno how reliable they are.
Yeah, I was waiting so long for a taxi I gave my place in the queue to other people.
Inspecting the waiting passengers. pic.twitter.com/ZkzDjPV4ZH
@ajhill_alan @ResignInShame That’s what I wanted, yes, but automangle had other ideas.
Would it be possible to make some sort of weapon that only killed boomers? Say, a bioweapon that could measure telomeres or something?
Whenever I am in Leura I get the urge to spit on people.
@ResignInShame Yes. I am waiting for a taxi.
@voltagex The day is still young.
In further whinging, the smoke from this fire is stenching up everything. Everything is horrible. pic.twitter.com/cbDfX32wcL
@nigel_castle I could walk, but I’d like to be there sooner than that. pic.twitter.com/ykAGWzVeQm
Taxi to Leura. Business done at the Westpac branch. 40 min until the next train back to Katoomba. Leura taxi rank now empty. Today is fine.
Got to Katoomba, St George branch can’t do the Westpac thing I need. Miss train to Leura by two minutes. An hour until the next one.
@JasonNg88 It’s not the smallest tunnel in the world, but it’s close.
En route to K-town. pic.twitter.com/j3wBWYDAkH
@jpwarren @SallyRMelb In a sense, all links are dead.
wintnation Now it’s the Coalition turn to adopt our policy and deny, deny, deny!
@BundyB @CARROT_app @aleeb88 So @CARROT_app is also cheating with other men! This will not do!
And, once more, as I said earlier… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
And as I also said earlier… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
As I said earlier… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
JustinianNews Sound like a pathetic Liverpool Kiss. No blood reported. Where’s the pic of Abbott’s “very very slightly swollen lip” #getaspine
Why yes, @harleyd @TheMandarinAU, that’s a good way to put it. themandarin.com.au/83956-defence-… pic.twitter.com/OLzPGtui18
@ArmsControlWonk And here’s the @ArmsControlWonk podcast from whence it came. armscontrolwonk.libsyn.com/north-korea-te… More at armscontrolwonk.com/podcast/
@ArmsControlWonk Here is @ArmsControlWonk jumping with joy at exactly this scenario, the grab I used in last night’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oM
“North Korea could test hydrogen bomb over Pacific Ocean, says foreign minister” edition.cnn.com/2017/09/21/pol… Oh @ArmsControlWonk will be happy!
Anyone? twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
@aleeb88 @ozpda @gpdawson I also use @CARROT_app Weather (screenshot) and Rain Parrot. pic.twitter.com/LVSI6pWCyW
@aleeb88 That’s Oz Weather by @ozpda @gpdawson. I think this is Oz Weather Plus because I spent a couple of dollars.
Would you like to ruin your lunchtime? Well, here’s a podcast I made last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@HappySinger Bet I’m not.
So, Saturday’s temperature in the upper Blue Mountains will be 14C above average. Nothing to see here. pic.twitter.com/6SMT1hdxWK
pcuser42 This bus showed up at Manukau. pic.twitter.com/N8J0MtDgCQ
Aha! I was thinking Australia’s Cyber Engagement Strategy must be coming out soon. Ping @BlogsofWar. twitter.com/AusAmbCyber/st…
@oliyoung @glengyron I mean, here’s today’s picture from Paul Miller/AAP, as used by @GuardianAus…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZO
All the comments so far assume a certain… arrangement of the participants. What if… ?
@JustJimWillDo Is this a question about lizards?
What would oral sex with Eric Abetz be like? Can you picture it?
Indeed. twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/…
MerriamWebster 📈 Kim Jong Un calls Trump a mentally deranged U.S. dotard. Searches for ‘dotard’ are high as a kite. merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dot…
wintnation Both parties also agreed to some extent on the importance of basing policies on solid facts and common sense.
Human relationships explained, finally. With a duck. #withaduck #duck twitter.com/CaraHeacock/st…
ellehardytweets I work at Australia Post in Chatswood and yesterday I violently assaulted Tony Abbott in Hobart
oliviasolon Instagram is using one of my most “engaging” posts to advertise its service to others on Facebook 😂 pic.twitter.com/lyEBHQXMfa
@dobes @ShaneBryan_Aus @TonyAbbottMHR And of course there’s this classic. pic.twitter.com/qOP1SHhBRw
@dobes @ShaneBryan_Aus @TonyAbbottMHR Why yes, now that you ask, I do have an entire directory full of Crusader Rab..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v6
@dobes @ShaneBryan_Aus @TonyAbbottMHR This one was always great photo and caption editing. pic.twitter.com/0xxMMyZJ5T
Never forget, @dobes, the many kisses of @TonyAbbottMHR. #notaheadbutt pic.twitter.com/PC7dg6gDis
jpwarren Just for the sake of novelty, can someone point out an AusGov IT project that’s gone well in the past, oh, 18 months?
glengyron Bad news for many of you. twitter.com/MiddleEastEye/…
@nphair @TonyAbbottMHR It’s one of those weeks.
@TonyAbbottMHR You’re looking pretty knocked about here, @TonyAbbottMHR. How long will you be in hospital for? twitter.com/SurlyDave/stat…
@TonyAbbottMHR Weak as piss you are, @TonyAbbottMHR. Weak. As. Piss.
Hey @TonyAbbottMHR, I hear you’re having a bit of a sook over a headbutt? Awww. What was that thing you once said? Oh yeah. “Shit happens.”
@2GB873 I reckon that Crusader Rabbit’s sook about a headbutt needs to be put into perspective.
@2GB873 If you don’t want to call @2GB873, which is fair enough, there’s a feedback form at 2gb.com/contact-us/. Tell them your stories.
The obvious response is for everyone who’s experienced homophobic violence or abuse this week — everyone — to cal@2GB87373. Phone 131 873.
@wibbly @bruce_haigh @phbarratt Maybe it’s not the same barcode then. [Shrugs] I could just read the FAQ, but I can..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8V
KarlskiB I just noticed a spot in this codebase where infinity is defined as 1.798e308 and I’m going to kill someone
@wibbly @bruce_haigh @phbarratt Perhaps I’m not understanding what you mean by “integrity”.
@wibbly @bruce_haigh @phbarratt How? The AEC generates the codes, the ABS doesn’t have the names or addresses? Wher..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hr
joshgnosis So… the school Cory Bernardi tried to shame has now raised over $175,000 buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/thi…
@bruce_haigh @phbarratt Calm down. The AEC generates a new form with the same barcode. Duplicate voting detected immediately.
TheShovel An important reminder today folks that if you’re ever assaulted, you should immediately call 2GB
This is the submarine-launched H-bomb test that was referred to in last night’s podcast. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
If by contemptible you mean glorious, and if by joke you mean insight, then this is what we need. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
@glengyron You are a true South Australian, I see.
@glengyron Mangroves have the added advantage of crabs that’ll strip the corpses.
@glengyron Oh hang on. No, I don’t think there is any hanging swamp over your way. It’s quite common up here though.
@glengyron Yeah it’s all the clay in the mix. But it looks like you may have some hanging swamp nearby? Soft, squis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sQ
“No, Officer, I haven’t see them since I, er, dropped them of at… er, school.” twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
@dobes And what’s even better, it’s true.
free_facts You can avoid wearing glasses by shining a laser pointer into each eyeball for as long as possible
That’s lovely, Donnie. Did you put on clean underpants? Remember to pack your lunch? Don’t talk to any strangers. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…
wintnation You look like a turkey
@techoglot Ah you’re maybe two minutes shy of the end of that first segment then.
Where’s this, sorry? And where can I buy tickets? twitter.com/ericbradner/st…
@techoglot Oh thank you. You may have almost made it to the end of the opening monologue.
annafifield I can’t think of another time when the North Korean leader has reacted so directly to a U.S. president, let alone w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eh
@Tarale True. But I still think the feature are kind of overkill.
“Shanghai Traffic Violators Identified With Facial Recognition.” The header photo is apparently a real intersection..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w3
Oh FFS, people, you’re not CIA headquarters. Just get up and answer the fucking door.
(Research note by IHS Markit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0y
@ResignInShame Deal.
@chrisdubrow They invite me to things, and even let me talk to their international visitor. And they offered coffee.
NBCNightlyNews Full statement from Kim Jong Un responding to Pres. Trump’s UN speech as released in English by the NKorea state ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8K
Fri plan, draft: Noodles; write for @zdnetaustralia, about cybers; errands, Katoomba (if my new plastic arrives, anyway); quiet evening.
@NewtonMark @jplonie You can’t do a Women’s Weekly monthly, either. It say it right there in the name.
@jplonie @NewtonMark Someone is already doing that show. Sort of.
@chrisdubrow Oh good. I am sort of friends with the UNSW Law School, so I might snea… um, consider enrolling.
Maybe. twitter.com/reselsnark/sta…
JUGGALAWYER. twitter.com/yabbie5674/sta…
“Oh… I’m… That’s lovely, Cecil. How… How thoughtful.” [Pours an especially large gin, and begins weeping instwitter.com/UkNatArchives/…HTRMwD
soonergrunt “ravishes”?
hmmmm. twitter.com/USArmy/status/…
WHY AM I SO SHOUTY THIS MORNING.
SPACE LAWYER. twitter.com/alejandrotroja…
@NewtonMark And people say I couldn’t get my own television show.
NewtonMark Let’s get a pair of washed-up angry white straight homophobic men to pontificate about the “yes” campaign. Top idea. twitter.com/sunriseon7/sta…
@dobes The stock photograph of solar panels convinced me that this is the way forward.
PERSONALISED SENSIBLE CHUCKLE. twitter.com/SJMtweets/stat…
See? You know it makes sense. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
OMFG JUST READING THE FIRST PANEL ABOUT THEIR VISION FOR THE FUTURE MAKES ME WANT TO SIGN UP.
I think @dobes will..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OE
Oh look, a place to support the podcast. stilgherrian.com/tip/.
Oh look! More places to get the podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Oh look, a podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Friday. Count backwards from 100 until you don’t want to any more. Friday.
Fair point. Gorn. twitter.com/aleeb88/status…
drewmagary Why? Isn’t it doing its job? twitter.com/Eater/status/9…
Of course. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/shanghaiist/st…
@nazzer I see. But I also see that you’re in NSW Parliament House, so I guess it’s all OK.
@johnb78 No I’m with you on this. I’m having trouble figuring out why it would even be posted.
See, if you vaporise the snake oil you can store it in the cloud.
Could we store snake oil on the blockchain?
So, you know the people we trust to oversee the internet… twitter.com/nazzer/status/…
ItsBouquet Give us a description of your assailant Mr Abbott
Height?
“Yes- campaigner”
Hair colour?
“Yes-campaigner”
Complexion?
“Yes-campaigner”
Yeah I was right.