Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 24th, 2017

I’ve had enough of Sunday. You can fight over the scraps if you like, or even lick the bowl.

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wolfcat 1962 “We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6w

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mitchfel I’m all for marriage equality just not sure about this unsolicited text I received. How did they get my number? pic.twitter.com/EDFLAbibTL

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TimWattsMP Lyle is confused and threatened about @samdastyari appearing with someone wearing drag…. pic.twitter.com/oYJAZYBh00

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australian @australian Two-Party Preferred: Labor 54​​​ (+1), Coalition 46 (-1) theaustralian.com.au/national-affai…

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Rainmaker1973 This 3d optical illusion crosswalk in Ísafjörður, Iceland forces cars to brake bit.ly/2xrS0y9 pic.twitter.com/5eiN6LSxlb

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Pollytics And you young people will eat your damn broccoli twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Otto_English “Miles” are Roman. As are roads. Cars are a German invention. Twitter is American. Give up the lot & invest in a co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vF

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@DavidFeng @rajtoday Is “Classic Rail” something you made up?

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ColMorrisDavis In the last 8 hours @realDonaldTrump has threatened to destroy North Korea and the @NFL … Mueller must be getting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ov

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Oh she’s from Minlaton. They’re all a bit inbred out that way. Just them and the barley and the boat winch…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yw

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@ashabeeeee Remind me to talk with you tomorrow too, so we can arrange our cybers this week. (Not now, I’m in Sunday mode.)

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@ashabeeeee I still wouldn’t have known who Cocaine Cassie was either.

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@SteveMolk Preach, choir, etc. But you know they’re going to ramp up the prurience no matter what.

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@ashabeeeee I had to look up who she was. Are welcome being the Court of Public Opinion and judging her?

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@franksting @RealNickHodge Present Day Blanche is looking like an out-take from “Prisoner”.

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free_facts There are now more bastards on earth than at any time in history

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@mrgrumio Sure, but 150kt is what DPRK has, so I didn’t want to disappoint.

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NSWRFS More than 270 bush and grass fires this weekend. There’s now been more than 2300 fires this month. Warm, dry condit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sD

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@max_au @vealmince But is that enough to save Milpitas, Max? Is it anywhere near enough?

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I got a proper HD copy of “Dr Strangelove” the other day, so that might cheer me up.

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@vealmince I was thinking about lobbing another one at Milpitas, but I don’t know how many shots DPRK has right now.

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quantick RIP Vanilla Ice. twitter.com/JuliaBradbury/…

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@jymetcalf @onthemedia I believe the phrase is “enough rope”, and that’s probably how I’d have run that interview i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WA

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While 150 kilotons is barely enough, herewith a modest proposal. nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?t=f49… pic.twitter.com/5kwg7tXVxQ

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DeletedWiki Rectal Anarchy

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vealmince Is Blade Runner 2049 set in Petersham or Lewisham?

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Melbourne “People”, you should seriously think about this. Only three days to go. Make a wish. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@Sheeds_au Oh I know I don’t. Trust me on this.

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No I am not going to watch that program.

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wintnation We are now going to have some choice words to say on this matter.

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Finally catching up with this week’s @getkrackinshow. I approve of this next item. pic.twitter.com/x4cKjSJBWK

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@GordyPls @TheKateringShow I say, @GordyPls, “S2 Ep6 – Large Mini Pancake with Some Salmon Bullshit on Top” has heltwitter.com/i/web/status/9…tk8r

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@GordyPls @TheKateringShow “So today we’re going to use our kangaroo to make a delicious ragout, or as I like to say, a roo-gu.”

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@GordyPls @TheKateringShow I am checking right now. You get on with your roogu.

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@GordyPls @TheKateringShow I can’t remember it well enough because I’m too old to remember actual words.

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@SaltySangria @onthemedia How about it, @onthemedia? Or do you feel that you’ve already done enough about your inte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0P

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@SaltySangria @onthemedia … which is why I quite like the golf commentator idea. I’d certainly like to hear about..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ha

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@SaltySangria @onthemedia I don’t know how I’d have run that interview. Part of me says you can’t explain their gam..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oj

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Key item for next week: THE DESTRUCTION OF DEMOCRACY IN MELBOURNE. You should be there. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Key achievement this week: a new episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 382: Spring springs, Melbourne looms” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/38… Covers 18–24 Septpic.twitter.com/VmhSW2o83030

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It’s OK, everyone, these people keep your internets safe. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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@DavidFeng DON’T WORRY, DAVID, I WILL BE PAYING ATTENTION.

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More wonderful* analysis from Cupboard Boy. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…

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free_facts You are wasting your life

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@NewtonMark The rail safety equivalent of “Your privacy is our top priority” just before they list the vague but hu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…65

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NewtonMark “Safety is our absolute priority,” fumes WA PTA. after they failed to stop a train with a train surfer. Uh huh. abc.net.au/news/2017-09-2…

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Thunder? Really?

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Dear World, the Dickhead In Chief is once more engaging with the complex world of international diplomacy. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Ah, the true sign of Freedom. pic.twitter.com/NjLFGqNzOB

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A generous assessment, in my view. twitter.com/mattgemmell/st…

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@expectproblems @JohnBirmingham @omega_bunny Not a problem I’ve seen in Mr Birmingham’s oeuvre.

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@expectproblems @JohnBirmingham @omega_bunny Just quietly, I love the idea of a sensitivity reader for book that h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qf

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kashanacauley I think a protest that isn’t divisive is called a wine tasting.

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wintnation The simple fact is that I am a citizen only of Australia and fighting to stop the waste and reign in the debt.

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Why am I only now listening to the new “Bombshell” podcast? Because I’m an idiot, that’s why. warontherocks.com/2017/09/bombsh…

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TheKennyDevine Peta Credlin makes an excellent point…but probably not the point she was hoping to make. pic.twitter.com/TL0gbjNSVe

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@autolycos Stop being a sook. Everything is perfectly safe.

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@rainparrot @logicalibrarian Thanks. I’m now remember how that can be faster than the wind itself, but I’ll need to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3k

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@andrewdotnich Try it! Either (1) it’ll work or (2) your battery will explode. Let me know how it goes.

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@logicalibrarian @rainparrot The only thing I don’t understand, @rainparrot.m, is what such a high-looking number m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vF

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@logicalibrarian No problem. @rainparrot is damn useful. Dunno if its remote area coverage is solid, but we’ll soon see!

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@onthemedia You’ll hear how their mascot Gabby is “nothing like” Pepe, and how Google and Apple are arms of the gov..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ey

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@onthemedia Notably, the interview with the COO of Gab, “An Alt-Right Chat Room of One’s Own”, goes down an amazing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NV

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This week’s @onthemedia on trust in the media themes is bloody excellent. wnyc.org/story/on-the-m… pic.twitter.com/Fa0DVkYCYP

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@garystark Bzzzt! No, you’re wrong. It’s like “He is taller than me.” Subject: He. Verb: is taller than. Object: me.

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I just heard the sound of a power drill, followed by “Oh fuck!” Annoyed that someone is having more fun than me.

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@mhackling @jpwarren [Pats pats] Just take a deep breath, or a walk in a park, or something. Maybe make a nice cup of tea.

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A title for use later: The Huffing Paint Post.

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Stonekettle We are AMERICANS

The president is NOT A KING

We are not required to respect him. If he wants respect, he has to e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bg

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@jodiem The bit that doesn’t involve me huffing paint until everything finally makes sense.

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free_facts Your opinion matters to nobody

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@reubenacciano I’m tempted to be drawn back into this conversation, but no. I’ll be strong, and stick with my plan. Maybe another day.

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Mr President, you do know that “White House” just refers to the colour of the paint, yeah? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@allisonr Ah yes. Sigh. “Intersectionality” a very new buzzword (coined in 1989, spread later) for what I’d have th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LR

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@purserj Oh, are people still listening to that cunt?

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@allisonr I have literally no idea whether you’re agreeing or disagreeing or making some other point.

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But I’d better not get started on this idea of “the community” or I’ll just open the gin and dissolve into despair. Again.

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It’s always so much simpler when everything is reduced to two sides of a binary argument between the Approved Contestants™.

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Apparently you have to be in a special club to support LGBTIOMGBBQ rights, approved by “the community”. (No I don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vL

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Thank you, @morebento. @dobes and @Steve_Lockstep will be pleased* to see this. twitter.com/morebento/stat…

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@whiteswine @blahblahellis Oh. Well now that you point that out, yes, Fritz Cups are definitely the way to go.

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In which @wvualphasoldier dissects @Experian’s “darkweb scan” and finds it full of horseshit. Do read the whole thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bb

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sheriffkevin Alfred Hitchcock was a real one pic.twitter.com/bTVRW1GpYh

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The people have spoken in this IMPORTANT POLL about website SSL encryption. pic.twitter.com/cHBFljRlgN

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MarcACaputo A Tweet for everything, part 120,876 twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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Please note that this terrible podcast was recorded on Thursday night, and the whole universe had changed since then.

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If you’ve had trouble downloading this terrible podcast, please be advised that it’s working now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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JoshBBornstein I can feel another Maurice Newman article in the Oz calling for the abolition of @BOM_au coming on pic.twitter.com/zsQgGEaClD

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manisha72617183 OH a while ago: Occam’s Taser: The most painful explanation is usually the correct one

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@kcarruthers I’m getting pushback on this tweet. I don’t think they understand plutonium at all. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. This will not end well. twitter.com/JapaninCanada/…

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gpdawson New min record illustration. Though per @acaciapepler official new record is 23.0C due to 9am cutoff in min/max st..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Eg

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SupremeDreams_1 Basketball Anime Be Like 😂💀😂 pic.twitter.com/x5ljooh4gV

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EffinBirds I made a thing where people email me their pets and then I upgrade them. twitter.com/pet_upgrades/s…

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Oh great. Now I’m getting @’s from “plutonium truthers” about “fission”.

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Sun plan, draft: Eggs; sysadmin thing; potter around doing chores in a half-arsed way; kangaroo steak; plan the week ahead; Weekly Wrap.

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@glengyron Is that the new IoT sex toy thing?

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atlasobscura Paleoartists tend to “under-feather” drawings of dinosaurs based on fossils. Here’s how swans would look if given t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1p

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If Senator Bernardi is going to start listing things he doesn’t know then we could be here for some time. twitter.com/corybernardi/s…

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Oh I like “tumescent remora” very much. twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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There is no such thing as “too much plutonium in one place”. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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I wish to report from the upper Blue Mountains that it was still 24C at 0300 AEST and that that’s just silly.

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free_facts “Fuck Off” is a popular catchphrase among the youth of today

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wintnation TAG a friend who you think will join our journey for real facts and evidence and try and smear your opponent.

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Sunday. It’s cylindrical, more or less, and covered in a sort of yellow fur. Sunday.

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