I’ve had enough of Sunday. You can fight over the scraps if you like, or even lick the bowl.
wolfcat 1962 “We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6w
mitchfel I’m all for marriage equality just not sure about this unsolicited text I received. How did they get my number? pic.twitter.com/EDFLAbibTL
TimWattsMP Lyle is confused and threatened about @samdastyari appearing with someone wearing drag…. pic.twitter.com/oYJAZYBh00
australian #NEWSPOLL @australian Two-Party Preferred: Labor 54 (+1), Coalition 46 (-1) theaustralian.com.au/national-affai… #auspol
Rainmaker1973 This 3d optical illusion crosswalk in Ísafjörður, Iceland forces cars to brake bit.ly/2xrS0y9 pic.twitter.com/5eiN6LSxlb
Pollytics And you young people will eat your damn broccoli twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
Otto_English “Miles” are Roman. As are roads. Cars are a German invention. Twitter is American. Give up the lot & invest in a co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vF
@glengyron Ted Kaczynski had some valid points, @sexenheimer.
ColMorrisDavis In the last 8 hours @realDonaldTrump has threatened to destroy North Korea and the @NFL … Mueller must be getting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ov
@oberonsghost @franksting @RealNickHodge That’s pretty bad.
@DavidFeng @rajtoday Is there another kind of sleeper coach, @DavidFeng? pic.twitter.com/t7rVtLSuuQ
@jarodhitchcock He is 87 years old.
Oh she’s from Minlaton. They’re all a bit inbred out that way. Just them and the barley and the boat winch…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yw
@jarodhitchcock Bob Hawke was always old.
@ashabeeeee Remind me to talk with you tomorrow too, so we can arrange our cybers this week. (Not now, I’m in Sunday mode.)
@ashabeeeee I still wouldn’t have known who Cocaine Cassie was either.
@SteveMolk Preach, choir, etc. But you know they’re going to ramp up the prurience no matter what.
@SteveMolk Lost cause, mate.
@ashabeeeee I had to look up who she was. Are welcome being the Court of Public Opinion and judging her?
@franksting @RealNickHodge Good call.
@ashabeeeee Is there cybers on the television?
@franksting @RealNickHodge Present Day Blanche is looking like an out-take from “Prisoner”.
Ah happy times..twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…m2
Goodness me. pic.twitter.com/WxVDYQ6Xnv
free_facts There are now more bastards on earth than at any time in history
That helped.
Ditto. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…
Yes, this should do the trick. pic.twitter.com/pBVRb2DNC1
@mrgrumio Sure, but 150kt is what DPRK has, so I didn’t want to disappoint.
NSWRFS More than 270 bush and grass fires this weekend. There’s now been more than 2300 fires this month. Warm, dry condit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sD
I got a proper HD copy of “Dr Strangelove” the other day, so that might cheer me up.
@vealmince I was thinking about lobbing another one at Milpitas, but I don’t know how many shots DPRK has right now.
@ResignInShame Er, yeah, south along US 101.
quantick RIP Vanilla Ice. twitter.com/JuliaBradbury/…
@jymetcalf @onthemedia I believe the phrase is “enough rope”, and that’s probably how I’d have run that interview i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WA
While 150 kilotons is barely enough, herewith a modest proposal. nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?t=f49… pic.twitter.com/5kwg7tXVxQ
DeletedWiki Rectal Anarchy
vealmince Is Blade Runner 2049 set in Petersham or Lewisham?
Melbourne “People”, you should seriously think about this. Only three days to go. Make a wish. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@Sheeds_au Oh I know I don’t. Trust me on this.
No I am not going to watch that program.
Sigh.
Now what?
wintnation We are now going to have some choice words to say on this matter.
@getkrackinshow “Cavernous.” What an excellent word.
Finally catching up with this week’s @getkrackinshow. I approve of this next item. pic.twitter.com/x4cKjSJBWK
@GordyPls @TheKateringShow I say, @GordyPls, “S2 Ep6 – Large Mini Pancake with Some Salmon Bullshit on Top” has heltwitter.com/i/web/status/9…tk8r
@GordyPls @TheKateringShow The Kates think of everything!
@GordyPls @TheKateringShow “So today we’re going to use our kangaroo to make a delicious ragout, or as I like to say, a roo-gu.”
@GordyPls @TheKateringShow I am checking right now. You get on with your roogu.
@GordyPls @TheKateringShow I can’t remember it well enough because I’m too old to remember actual words.
@GordyPls You know @TheKateringShow already did that joke?
@SaltySangria @onthemedia How about it, @onthemedia? Or do you feel that you’ve already done enough about your inte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0P
@SaltySangria @onthemedia … which is why I quite like the golf commentator idea. I’d certainly like to hear about..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ha
@SaltySangria @onthemedia I don’t know how I’d have run that interview. Part of me says you can’t explain their gam..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oj
Key item for next week: THE DESTRUCTION OF DEMOCRACY IN MELBOURNE. You should be there. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Key achievement this week: a new episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 382: Spring springs, Melbourne looms” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/38… Covers 18–24 Septpic.twitter.com/VmhSW2o83030
It’s OK, everyone, these people keep your internets safe. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…
I approve of this search. twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…
@DavidFeng DON’T WORRY, DAVID, I WILL BE PAYING ATTENTION.
More wonderful* analysis from Cupboard Boy. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…
free_facts You are wasting your life
@NewtonMark The rail safety equivalent of “Your privacy is our top priority” just before they list the vague but hu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…65
NewtonMark “Safety is our absolute priority,” fumes WA PTA. after they failed to stop a train with a train surfer. Uh huh. abc.net.au/news/2017-09-2…
@gordonkerry @R_Chirgwin None worth writing home about.
Hey @R_Chirgwin! Look see! pic.twitter.com/OooqO15Yl1
Thunder? Really?
Dear World, the Dickhead In Chief is once more engaging with the complex world of international diplomacy. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…
Ah, the true sign of Freedom. pic.twitter.com/NjLFGqNzOB
A generous assessment, in my view. twitter.com/mattgemmell/st…
@expectproblems @JohnBirmingham @omega_bunny Not a problem I’ve seen in Mr Birmingham’s oeuvre.
@expectproblems @JohnBirmingham @omega_bunny Just quietly, I love the idea of a sensitivity reader for book that h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qf
kashanacauley I think a protest that isn’t divisive is called a wine tasting.
wintnation The simple fact is that I am a citizen only of Australia and fighting to stop the waste and reign in the debt.
Why am I only now listening to the new “Bombshell” podcast? Because I’m an idiot, that’s why. warontherocks.com/2017/09/bombsh…
TheKennyDevine Peta Credlin makes an excellent point…but probably not the point she was hoping to make. pic.twitter.com/TL0gbjNSVe
@autolycos Stop being a sook. Everything is perfectly safe.
@rainparrot @logicalibrarian Thanks. I’m now remember how that can be faster than the wind itself, but I’ll need to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3k
@andrewdotnich Try it! Either (1) it’ll work or (2) your battery will explode. Let me know how it goes.
@logicalibrarian @rainparrot The only thing I don’t understand, @rainparrot.m, is what such a high-looking number m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vF
@logicalibrarian No problem. @rainparrot is damn useful. Dunno if its remote area coverage is solid, but we’ll soon see!
@NathanaelB @jonoabroad Same thing.
@onthemedia @OTMBrooke This too. twitter.com/as_clouds_go_b…
@onthemedia You’ll hear how their mascot Gabby is “nothing like” Pepe, and how Google and Apple are arms of the gov..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ey
@onthemedia Notably, the interview with the COO of Gab, “An Alt-Right Chat Room of One’s Own”, goes down an amazing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NV
This week’s @onthemedia on trust in the media themes is bloody excellent. wnyc.org/story/on-the-m… pic.twitter.com/Fa0DVkYCYP
@garystark Bzzzt! No, you’re wrong. It’s like “He is taller than me.” Subject: He. Verb: is taller than. Object: me.
I just heard the sound of a power drill, followed by “Oh fuck!” Annoyed that someone is having more fun than me.
@mhackling @jpwarren [Pats pats] Just take a deep breath, or a walk in a park, or something. Maybe make a nice cup of tea.
You need Rain Parrot. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…
A title for use later: The Huffing Paint Post.
Stonekettle We are AMERICANS
The president is NOT A KING
We are not required to respect him. If he wants respect, he has to e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bg
@jodiem The bit that doesn’t involve me huffing paint until everything finally makes sense.
free_facts Your opinion matters to nobody
@reubenacciano I’m tempted to be drawn back into this conversation, but no. I’ll be strong, and stick with my plan. Maybe another day.
Mr President, you do know that “White House” just refers to the colour of the paint, yeah? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
@allisonr Ah yes. Sigh. “Intersectionality” a very new buzzword (coined in 1989, spread later) for what I’d have th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LR
@purserj Oh, are people still listening to that cunt?
@allisonr I have literally no idea whether you’re agreeing or disagreeing or making some other point.
But I’d better not get started on this idea of “the community” or I’ll just open the gin and dissolve into despair. Again.
It’s always so much simpler when everything is reduced to two sides of a binary argument between the Approved Contestants™.
Apparently you have to be in a special club to support LGBTIOMGBBQ rights, approved by “the community”. (No I don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vL
Thank you, @morebento. @dobes and @Steve_Lockstep will be pleased* to see this. twitter.com/morebento/stat…
@whiteswine @blahblahellis Oh. Well now that you point that out, yes, Fritz Cups are definitely the way to go.
In which @wvualphasoldier dissects @Experian’s “darkweb scan” and finds it full of horseshit. Do read the whole thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bb
@blahblahellis See NOW you’re talking!
Yeah nah. twitter.com/RobotList/stat…
sheriffkevin Alfred Hitchcock was a real one pic.twitter.com/bTVRW1GpYh
The people have spoken in this IMPORTANT POLL about website SSL encryption. pic.twitter.com/cHBFljRlgN
MarcACaputo A Tweet for everything, part 120,876 twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
Please note that this terrible podcast was recorded on Thursday night, and the whole universe had changed since then.
This terrible podcast is also on @SoundCloud soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00… and @spreaker spreaker.com/user/skankmedi…, so you really have no excuse.
If you’ve had trouble downloading this terrible podcast, please be advised that it’s working now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
JoshBBornstein I can feel another Maurice Newman article in the Oz calling for the abolition of @BOM_au coming on pic.twitter.com/zsQgGEaClD
manisha72617183 OH a while ago: Occam’s Taser: The most painful explanation is usually the correct one
@kcarruthers I’m getting pushback on this tweet. I don’t think they understand plutonium at all. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. This will not end well. twitter.com/JapaninCanada/…
gpdawson New min record illustration. Though per @acaciapepler official new record is 23.0C due to 9am cutoff in min/max st..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Eg
SupremeDreams_1 Basketball Anime Be Like 😂💀😂 pic.twitter.com/x5ljooh4gV
EffinBirds I made a thing where people email me their pets and then I upgrade them. twitter.com/pet_upgrades/s…
Oh great. Now I’m getting @’s from “plutonium truthers” about “fission”.
Sun plan, draft: Eggs; sysadmin thing; potter around doing chores in a half-arsed way; kangaroo steak; plan the week ahead; Weekly Wrap.
@glengyron Is that the new IoT sex toy thing?
atlasobscura Paleoartists tend to “under-feather” drawings of dinosaurs based on fossils. Here’s how swans would look if given t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1p
If Senator Bernardi is going to start listing things he doesn’t know then we could be here for some time. twitter.com/corybernardi/s…
Oh I like “tumescent remora” very much. twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…
@annie_parker @joannejacobs It was a weird night, ladies.
There is no such thing as “too much plutonium in one place”. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
I wish to report from the upper Blue Mountains that it was still 24C at 0300 AEST and that that’s just silly.
@NathanaelB @jonoabroad I’m not convinced… pic.twitter.com/rncP0h1oQN
free_facts “Fuck Off” is a popular catchphrase among the youth of today
wintnation TAG a friend who you think will join our journey for real facts and evidence and try and smear your opponent.
Sunday. It’s cylindrical, more or less, and covered in a sort of yellow fur. Sunday.