This is the other relevant thing I wrote this week. twitter.com/CRMatematica/s…
This is one of two relevant things I wrote this week. twitter.com/TFeakin/status…
@JohnBirmingham There is that. How could any of us hope to achieve Danger 5?

In Fitzroy, earlier. pic.twitter.com/HyiXTDll40

In Fitzroy, earlier. pic.twitter.com/YMhlernF29
@expectproblems Having a unisex toilet at this pub helps.

Correct. pic.twitter.com/2a3rvfxqRq
@BeverleyHead @paulwallbank Indeed.

Hey Melbourne! Here’s some more general advice, from the same toilet cubicle. pic.twitter.com/2mV2PFvQHi

Hey Melbourne! Here’s some info for ladies who might want to make games, courtesy of toilet graffiti. pic.twitter.com/p7uPxcpfKp
@presroi Oh well this is true.
@JohnBirmingham Indeed. Maybe an Axis of Time reboot should do a Danger 5 into this universe.
@scarlett_scarr The pulp fiction era had so much lesbian and S&M imagery, something that’s often forgotten.
OK, this is much better. twitter.com/Allycrighton/s…

“Space Sluts” 25c. pic.twitter.com/vk4acreslT

@paulkidd Or this. pic.twitter.com/C4id5Cp4lL
Pffft! Same thing. twitter.com/kheitman_au/st…
Still, at least the Muskotykes can look forward to having a crane. The crew of the Luna from “Destination Moon” jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kv

Of course the French have also proposed this sort of mission. pic.twitter.com/H0Zoqzm9AY

… and here’s NASA’s Mars Excursion Module (MEM) concept from 1964. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Excu… pic.twitter.com/uI14TxBOfn
So there’s this image… twitter.com/DiegoU/status/…

I particularly like this one, because the artists ran out of ideas — but didn’t think of “fuel”.pic.twitter.com/MXGdwDAA5HH

Some of us have seen previous drawings of spaceships. pic.twitter.com/x9U4neUato
To be clear, it’s a drawing of a big spaceship. twitter.com/timmermansr/st…
deadfirstwife christ… you can’t even be alone in death without a man coming over and going “so, is this seat taken?” while sitt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IY
@pietro159456 @davispg That’s where I was coming from, but with added snark.
Should anyone be interested, I’m at The Workers Club, where a couple of old friends will be joining me in about an hour.
The cult of personality building around Elon Musk is embarrassing. I hereby name these people Muskotykes.
Melbourne has a few more examples of the British council flat genre than Sydney. This one is very well known, eh ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ja

40 Gertrude Street. pic.twitter.com/4cOK9znmuo
@MsLods I haven’t. Is that the same building where Senator Conroy’s office used to be?
This is also true. twitter.com/damonism/statu…
Royal Exhibition Building, Carlton Gardens. Completed in 1880, when gold made Melbourne the world’s second-richest..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…R1
This is clearly a new usage for the word “amazing”. #maybetroyneedstogetoutmore #maybeheneedstoliedown twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…
I Tried to Fight Racism by Being a ‘Model Minority’ — and Then It Backfired” by@yassmin_aa at@TeenVogueeteenvogue.com/story/fight-ra…j
@alfiedotwtf @abcnews I know, but that doesn’t answer the question.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Technology innovation is about knowledge not gadgets” zd.net/2xCpqwo

What a time to be alive! pic.twitter.com/RyypuWCIY9

Boeing B-17 bomber pre-flight checklist, from “Life” magazine, 24 Aug 1942. pic.twitter.com/lruPENNAX9
Stonekettle Told you twitter.com/CNET/status/91…
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains pirates, an old Greek man, and iatrogenic deaths.
“I think the parties probably do need a good cyber disaster to focus on this issue, as is now happening in the United States.”
“Former ASIO head questions why political parties are exempt from breach disclosure” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra…
dobes If I am reading this right, next time he talks about refugees, Dutton will give equal air time to a people smuggler! twitter.com/australian/sta…

TheNTNews ANOTHER IMPORTANT EX-CHEW-SIVE ON P3 OF TODAY’S PAPER bit.ly/2yvWD9D pic.twitter.com/tyLPsno5Ku
@dobes @Taco_Lad @joshgnosis It’s a talent.
@dobes @Taco_Lad @joshgnosis So for some reason my brain just threw up the phrase “anthracite dildo”.
This good bot is good. twitter.com/snurbbotinfo/s…
_robcorr PLEASE somebody ask Dutton to name the anti-SSM song he wants to see performed twitter.com/australian/sta…
@TwoGlassTaste @Stonekettle @achorowitz Roger that.
free_facts There are more atoms in your brain than there are in the whole universe
@abcnews But “audio surveillance”, @abcnews? You haven’t confused metaphorical “listening” to radio transmissions e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YH
“Australia launches $10m satellite program to help spy planes detect warships, asylum seeker boats”, from @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2017-09-2…
Fri plan, draft: Eggs (now); write for @zdnetaustralia; lunch TBA (anyone?); 1600 drinks with old friends (+ others?), Fitzroy; dinner TBA.
helveticade Pure tech optimism 🍃 twitter.com/gboeing/status…

TimWattsMP The Victorian Liberal Party:
afr.com/news/politics/… pic.twitter.com/KfGp5pqcvV
The other day I said it’s less a dog whistle, more a hog klaxon. The better gag would have been “hog horn”…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yn
@expectproblems I’m sure this would be in breach of any non-interference treaty.
Wow, a Russian Meddling Probe sounds like some pretty cool space technology. twitter.com/NewswithRachel…
riskybusiness 200???
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…

SofieHagen A male comedian told me that three years ago, he got a really mean tweet. I was like ‘aw shame’ and showed him this pic.twitter.com/f4eFNYJMok
“Lorem ipsum” is the new “#!/usr/bin/perl”. twitter.com/garthk/status/…

MuckRock Amtrak offers up a solid contender for greatest #FOIA redaction of all time buff.ly/2xzzV3L pic.twitter.com/7vIGr93YLd
LizHackett Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, “I’m GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!”
This @onthemedia extra is a must-listen for journos. “OTM live at the Texas Tribune Festival: The Journalists”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n4
Is @mjrowland68 looking for a date? twitter.com/mjrowland68/st…
I would support this institution. twitter.com/DeletedWiki/st…
True. So true. twitter.com/free_facts/sta…
There’s an evil superhero under there, you just know it. HT @umairh. twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/…
Fri plan, supplemental: I know it’s a holiday here in Melbourne, but revenue has been a bit shit this month. Sigh.
SimoneGiertz Guy comes up, points at the shelf & asks @thephysicsgirl if she can figure it out
She was like: did you just ask i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…K2
Fri plan, early draft: Data wrangling; write for @zdnetaustralia; lunch TBA; 1600 drinks with old friends (+ others?), Fitzroy; dinner TBA.

Histreepix Chickens were first invented in the 1950s as a way to smuggle chicken meat out of farms. Wyoming, 1954. pic.twitter.com/usQjXFTNFB
NinaDSchick One of my favourite statements on Brexit ever. Don’t think she meant it ironically. twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…
I say that ‘cos initial reactions can tend to be based on reactions to reactions to people who may not have read the details. Or not.
There’s a change in YouTube’s linking policy. What this means in practice may or may not be exactly as described in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q4
@NewtonMark I get confused very easily.
@NewtonMark Why do you always have to make things worse?

SenJeffMerkley Hey @washingtonpost, everyone in Puerto Rico is American. pic.twitter.com/BHgzYS0PDw
Friday. You don’t think you’re a prat, which is quite endearing, really. Friday.