Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 13th, 2017

OK, I’m outta here. Don’t forget to buy some stuff so podcasts happen. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@upulie @chrissyteigen See THAT’S why you’re the scientist.

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WarWraith I had NO idea how progressive my child’s preschool is… pic.twitter.com/M7LjCokVnF

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@upulie @chrissyteigen It’s not the sound, it’s the volume of gas. Maybe I should start collecting it in garbage bags and build an airship.

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I am farting so voluminously right now that I’m personally undoing the world’s efforts to limit global warming.

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Both Trump and Turnbull look like they’ve forgotten their hemorrhoid cream. twitter.com/PhelimKine/sta…

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CasualFalconry I like how every time a doctor pulls some medicine into a syringe they squirt a little out for their fallen homies. pic.twitter.com/unslBAyF6D

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@dobes @Resign_In_Shame @ashabeeeee “It just followed me home can we keep it?”

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Skills acquired from years of erasing blackfella camps. twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…

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@dobes @ashabeeeee It just turned up in my feed somehow.

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bad_brain_haver When ur bill is voted down but they keep tweetin pic.twitter.com/ms1p3omwXZ

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There’s so much in this tweet that @dobes and @ashabeeeee will enjoy. twitter.com/herabitcoin/st…

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I hear Kevin Spacey might be available. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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AtticusThomas How good will the horny eulogy be that Daisy writes when Latho dies?

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dtsmith_sydney You don’t go and smoke 280 cigarettes just because you’re allowed to.

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Judith Sloan kept touching me.

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I would pay to watch this movie. twitter.com/FnordNelson/st…

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Engagement is meant to work like lay-by at a department store. It’s yours, but you can’t use it until you complete..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vK

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Cake is not a human right, you know.

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Stonekettle This guy is so self-involved, sooner or later he’s going to need his own page in the Diagnostic and Statistical Man..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ST

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tonightly .@JazzTwemlow dropped by Tony Jones’ desk today, and left him some tips for tonight’s show. pic.twitter.com/vOlP4JfsPU

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Hewson’s letting Turnbull off easy. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@mpesce @GordyPls Yeah is doesn’t put up that much resistance to the canning process. Unlike kittens.

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NewtonMark Well, at least Malc will have time now to watch on @ABCiview. twitter.com/W7VOA/status/9…

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riseuphes I have a chrome extension that makes all of trump’s tweets seem like they were written in crayon. This one is just..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XE

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glengyron James Ashby is less likeable than Pauline Hanson. Just let that sink in, you cognitively deficient wastrels. I am y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uj

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lyndalcurtis “The dinner with Prime Minister Turnbull tonight has been changed to a short closed press private meeting” twitter.com/whpublicpool/s…

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HirokoTabuchi This mix of casual pessimism and impeccable manners is so Japanese pic.twitter.com/xDUMIjbEoA

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bencubby No idea what this is about but sounds like it’s worth a watch! twitter.com/sarahdingle_/s…

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TheShovel Imagine if your life was so empty that you spent time thinking about how to stop people getting cakes at their wedding

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Aiannucci Boris Johnson needs to step down as Foreign Secretary, take up his new post as Ambassador to Fuck, and go there as soon as possible.

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GordyPls 5. There’s one made of bamboo in the Phillipines
4. The liver
3. The Economist
2. The one I saw in a church in Germ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oU

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MarkDiStef Imagine getting this owned by Barry O’Farrell. pic.twitter.com/hIQn1Sy7Pj

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We’ve just passed the halfway mark to Target One, which is encouraging. Thank you. But remember, “The 9pm Edict Sum..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wN

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Hey here’s an idea. Rather than watching The Bad TV Program tonight, you could message all of your friends and tell..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k5

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jrhennessy ah, confirmation that @thomas_violence is back on deck pic.twitter.com/PnuAqgxXKL

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It better have roast duck in it or I’m demanding my money back. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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Also related: “To prevent phishing, punch your employees in the face,” with excellent advice from @Viss (1 Nov 2013) cso.com.au/article/530692…

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Related: “Ukraine hit by stealthier phishing attacks during BadRabbit strike” by @Reuters (3 Nov) reuters.com/article/us-cyb…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Resilience to phishing attacks is failing to improve” zd.net/2zw29gK

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“Not quite 13 reasons why ‘fuck’ is a really great word” stronglang.wordpress.com/2017/11/02/not…

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“OUTRAGE in Paradise!” as reported by @JonathanPieNews youtube.com/watch?v=ex4rYs…

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“Warship vs Big Waves” youtube.com/watch?v=ctqCJB… It’s what it says on the tin.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @SenPaterson On the other hand, I still don’t have any proof that @SenPaterson sodomises cats.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @SenPaterson Apparently the potential evil of black knickers was a greater risk than the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MC

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @SenPaterson I am reminded that students from the Wilderness School for girls in Adelaid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DH

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@SenPaterson That’s not about partisanship, @SenPaterson, it’s about poorly thought through legislation. Still, it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ak

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Yes, @SenPaterson, that’s why he asked the damn question. If your proposed law can’t handle obvious edge cases, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gk

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RobHunterswords A rare occasion in which the seat isn’t crowded with tourists all wanting to stare at this great bin.
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@dobes You can also tell by the colour of the shoes.

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I aspire to dress as well as Senator Barry O’Sullivan.

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Senator Barry O’Sullivan is very fashion-forward in his stylings, and should serve as an example for us all. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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In Canberra, everything is running .

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“Bennelong by-election to take place on December 16 after John Alexander’s resignation,” which is a hoot…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bd

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“Indonesian museum withdraws ‘fun’ Hitler display after protests”, which seems a shame. abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1… pic.twitter.com/HTx3HXe2Yk

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This @alexanderwhite chap seems to have no idea what a “protection racket” actually is. Arsehat…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6A

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pingudownunder Believe it or not, this is still online! twitter.com/mygovau/status…

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I have just discovered @auphonic, Automatic Audio Post Production as a Service (AAPPaaS maybe?), and I’m impressed..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dQ

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@marcoostini @firstdogonmoon This one seems to have made wandering past that window part of its daily routine.

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@Pozible We’re now up to 25 supporters and 49.6% of the way to Target One. Thank you. Now for the rest!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ws

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snurbbotinfo Compulsory quarantine for Malcolm Turnbull _everywhere_.

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As @firstdogonmoon once cartooned, “Why fly when you can walk?” pic.twitter.com/fHF4Ok5qxE

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Your attention is being drawn to this IMPORTANT @Pozible crowdfunding campaign for “The 9pm Edict Summer Series”…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4v

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My attention has been drawn to Malcolm Turnbull’s body language in this photograph of him with Donald Trump and Rod..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nf

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@dobes Exactly. And you can easily find the entire film on the Tube of Ewes.

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@dobes Or married to each other’s cousins.

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@dobes It is rated Peter Cook and Democracy.

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@dobes Have you ever seen the movie “The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer”?

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@28481k It might be easier to listen on @SoundCloud, because that will stay unchanged after the revolution.

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@28481k Ah. That would be “The 9pm Edict”, which for the moment is at stilgherrian.com/category/edict/ (I will soon reorgani..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kj

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deemadigan ‘The new record for a One Nation senator leaving the party is….less than an hour.’ buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/the…

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I think I’ll talk about that on my next podcast.

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I had an American Dream once, and I enjoyed it very, very much.

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SnarkyPlatypus Australian politics continues to deliver twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Tim_Beshara Item 11 on the Dynamic Red today pic.twitter.com/SDeF9bArxz

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ToryShepherd Hey @elonmusk I got mail for you. It’s mostly about . Want me to forward on? pic.twitter.com/HNP4ZuDWVJ

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Fail early, fail magnificently. Right, @dobes? twitter.com/JuliusFlywheel…

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Listening to the @ArmsControlWonk podcast “Missiles over the Middle East” armscontrolwonk.com/podcast/ Happy days.

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@dobes @davispg @zdnetaustralia Getting things stuck in your tube can be embarrassing.

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@davispg @zdnetaustralia That could well be the net effect, yes.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains so many phish that it’s less of a column, more a tank. Or an aquarium.

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BW_Jones There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there’s this. pic.twitter.com/hOct23xDBQ

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@DrRhysPockett This is definitely not at the medical privacy rules end of things, no.

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@CryptoAustralia I should look more closely at Zapier. I seem to be doing some join-the-dots work for a couple clie..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yG

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paraicodonnell Stop saying, ‘Let that sink in.’

I can process meaning by myself. I don’t need a fucking cognitive sommelier hovering by the table.

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Listening to “The Press and the Election of 2016: One Year Later” at @TheAtlantic’s Radio Atlantic. theatlantic.com/podcasts/radio…

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I remember LimeSurvey. “Looks terrible” is a show-stopper. Paying $30/month, say, for something that looks nice is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YL

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I tell you what, look at the photo in this yarn and I think you’ll agree that Dame Helen has got a point. twitter.com/NYMag/status/9…

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So is @Asher_Wolf saying that asylum seekers want to get gay married? twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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While Typeform clearly has some fans, @jtwyman has also suggested surveygizmo.com, so it looks like I have three to quickly try.

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@RachaelHasIdeas Indeed they do. I have ranted about the intellectual gaps in the rationale for NPS, but I won’t repeat all that today.

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On a completely unrelated note, if you work for an organisation that uses Net Promoter Score, then drown yourself in your own toilet.

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@garthk And @evcricket has suggested the Australian Bureau of Statistics. He’s such a help.

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Google Forms has been suggested by @garthk, but nah, visually that’s just fuckin’ ugly.

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Thanks to @FearbySoftware and @AusBjartur I know know of typeform.com and kwiksurveys.com respectively. Thank you.

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Is there something the cool kids use instead of SurveyMonkey these days?

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ICYMI: “The 9pm Edict Summer Series” @Pozible campaign aims to fund extra podcasts over summer. Details at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ad

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Key item: The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast is on Thu 23 Nov at 2100 AEDT, streamed live from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: eggs, definitely eggs; write for @zdnetaustralia; work on a small list of geek tasks. That’s enough for today.

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PulpLibrarian Teenagers hoodlums on a ray-gun rampage! Teenagers From Outer Space (1959). pic.twitter.com/nYgFrQhj8p

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vornietom You, an extreme feminist: kill all men
Me, a moderate and reasoned feminist: kill MOST men

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botandy presses *sand* instead of *send*
room fills swiftly, silently, with sand

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Monday. It will soon become apparent that there isn’t enough aluminium foil. Monday

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