Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 14th, 2017

And if anyone knows anything about being yesterday’s joke, it’s Christine Milne. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@paulkidd Well it wouldn’t be on television as much.

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All down her flanks are these throbbing nozzle organs, exuding an endless variety of jams and jellies, chutney, pâté, that sort of thing.

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I’ve had some more thoughts about this giant genetically modified Maggie Beer produce creature. I think the end sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ya

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@glengyron Which other celebrities would you like to turn into a hideously deformed waterfowl, and why?

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@glengyron Or maybe they do some sort of genetic intervention and it’s extracted from a grossly enlarges, feathered Maggie Beer.

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@glengyron It’s more likely that she’ll develop a giant immortal goose, which she keeps in the cellar, and it has a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KP

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LeBearGirdle Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much po..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QV

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But only in small jars. It’s a South Australian thing. pic.twitter.com/ZyCAAiB1KL

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jleyden WikiLeaks is wiki-leaked. And it’s still not even a proper wiki anyway
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Will there be balloons and fairy bread? Will @AntonyGreenABC be doing his jazz hands gesture? twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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We should put Senator Hanson onto this one. twitter.com/AustraliaInJPN…

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“Enjoyed the the office dog” is a new euphemism. twitter.com/jdub/status/93…

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dobes Someone get him on Optus cable, then he’ll question our advancement. twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/…

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destroyed4com4t This is the dankest political chart I have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/RUbHHueEkd

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@munin No argument there. But they still need to clean up their room.

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@jturner_ibrs @Miah_HE I am not only aware of this, I’m also aware that it’s overridden by subsequent legislation t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8Z

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@dobes Oh I’ve worked with people like that. Not now, though. Obviously.

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“Pick up your clothes this room is a mess ” twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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James_Jeffrey I want to know why @billshortenmp didn’t ask Latho to take Bennelong

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JohnJohnsonson “I recently faked a car accident to avoid attending court on multiple fraud and assault charges.” pic.twitter.com/afuyBnWwWP

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I never could figure out the point of Fifield. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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LaBearDod @anjalitsui @ddowza I wonder how much overlap there is w/ first-cousin marriage. 🤢 pic.twitter.com/NzWVKKIMfp

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anjalitsui With all that’s going on with Roy Moore, a reminder that 14-year-olds can still get married, and have sex, in more..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sk

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You don’t hear that much from Wikiliebers these days, just weirdly disjointed defences of Cupboard Boy from obvious..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Og

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James_Jeffrey This will haunt me a while pic.twitter.com/947PDol8Cw

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dannolan Keneally, an affable and talented person versus a man who could easily be confused by a thrown tennis ball. Bennelong is gonna be murder

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But you have to admit, Assange is… remarkabletwitter.com/evepeyser/stat…Xh

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RadioFreeTom On @CNN just now, @michaeldweiss describes Assage and Trump Jr as “more ‘Get Smart’ than James Bond”

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@kofeyh Does that really work in audio though?

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“Will you two just go away and sort out your shit.” twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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Should you still need convincing that this is a worthy cause, then listen to the excellent* promo audio at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5R

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We’re now at 27 supporters, 51.4% of the way to Target One. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I don’t see why he couldn’t drive the ottermobile. twitter.com/CutestOtters/s…

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If Senator Doug Cameron didn’t exist it would be necessary to invent him.

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James_Jeffrey Doug Cameron is over your shite pic.twitter.com/EBtRY92DmZ

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Photos of printed hard copies of phone messages. Cyber is so cool. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@smperris @franksting @HappySinger See, this is the sort of thing that needn’t have bee discussed. twitter.com/HappySinger/st…

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@cqr And now, the Belly of the Pig. (I have destroyed the aesthetic by adding the chips and salad.) pic.twitter.com/ghcpN4t0NK

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BBCNewsbeat x,mzcnzxjc

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@smperris @franksting @HappySinger I don’t like where this conversation is headed.

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jonkudelka John Alexander didn’t die on the courts of the Davis Cup so Eddie Obeid could come here by boat you know. twitter.com/MattDoran91/st…

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@BrigadierSlog Don’t be soft. We constantly make decisions about when the goal justifies the potential human cost. I’m just admitting to it.

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MOVE FASTER YOU USELESS FUCKING CUDMUNCHERS.

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You know, if I had a gun I could improve the lives of so many people for a relatively low cost.

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@skwashd @TrainLinkWest @ApostrophePong I imagine it happens in a lot of the more civilised countries.

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@TrainLinkWest @ApostrophePong I reckon on Friday evenings you could turn the upper deck of one of the ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pd

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@TrainLinkWest When @ApostrophePong and I caught a train from the outer northern suburbs of Bangkok back into the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xI

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barryofarrell @ljayes @KKeneally @SkyNewsAust I’ll be able to watch the network again!

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billshortenmp The next Member for Bennelong, @KKeneally pic.twitter.com/O1kUUrURmV

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chrisjrn From @KKeneally’s profile: “Not a dual citizen”. 💙 pic.twitter.com/rk09z0HDHg

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Some well-targeted advertising on Instagram this morning. They knew I wanted to become a pole dancer even before I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vS

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Moving from car 9036 to 9032 on the way back from the toilet. Because well done. You can’t do this on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8B

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Hey @TrainLinkWest, run W536 doesn’t seem to have an on-board barista. Can you please fix that thanks.

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dobes Ambassador to Cupboards and Enclosed Spaces Julian Assange

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LewisHobba How many ‘more to come’ is the question… pic.twitter.com/2TyFZoMP9b

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robmanuel <b>Wonder if Twitter will give us bold</b> - to cope with the fact that long tweets start to need structural format..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wz

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Tue plan: 0924 train to Sydney; administrivia en route; 1200 @cqr press lunch; afternoon TBA (I’ll check the list l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AQ

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Tim_Beshara Lambie: “Sweetheart I think we’re gone” 😭

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patstokes So Assange wanted Trump to tell Turnbull to make Assange the Australian ambassador to the US.

You’re now seriously..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…L4

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toby_etc Assange statement on the US election pic.twitter.com/i0G5EXEaPk

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joshgnosis Lambie says she will resign from the Senate at 12 today. She says it is “quite clear” that because of her father she is also Scottish

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RVAwonk 1. Trump Jr. had repeated contacts w/ WikiLeaks

2. After 1st making contact, he emailed other Trump campaign offic..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mn

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@CARROT_app @franksting Mind you, Attack Ostriches would be ripped to shreds by emus. Australia lost the Emu War. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

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MalwareJake @Brett_Shavers Seriously, how many professionals have the 600 hours of training that would be required of a m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bf

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Well a big shock here, right kids? twitter.com/RVAwonk/status…

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KenTremendous Somewhere, Ted Cruz stares out a window, hands behind his back, in a dark room.

“Cornyn’s out too,” says his aide…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fR

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Also as they say, “This isn’t even wrong.” twitter.com/corduroy/statu…

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thejuicemedia This is surrealol: George Brandis debating whether our Honest Govt Ads logo is “genuine satire” in the Senate today..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2q

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PatriotHole Cruelty Of The Left: Why Is The MSM Attacking President Trump For Being Close With Putin Even Though It’s Really Ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4j

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Hmmm. I’ve seen something like this before… twitter.com/wef/status/930…

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Oh! New @ArmsControlWonk podcast! “South Korea’s Missile Arsenal Expands” armscontrolwonk.com/podcast/ I’m sure this is fine.

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TheColonial I did facepalm at first when I assumed on this yesterday.

But now, I’ve realised this product is probably one of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RI

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liamvhogan Remember kids, the Young Liberals is a marriage club for Uni educated North Shore professionals, it’s only if you’r..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nn

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I’ve asked them to send me that patent application.

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@munin @Rob_Stott @SenPaterson Good morning, Senator. I hope you’re having a lovely day. twitter.com/bad_brain_have…

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@munin @Rob_Stott @SenPaterson I don’t know why @SenPaterson is taking the stand he is. Maybe to curry favour with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YJ

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@munin @Rob_Stott @SenPaterson It certainly has. The entire process is designed to delay an actual decision and pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ae

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@munin @Rob_Stott I hope you haven’t had the pleasure* of following the idiocy of Australia’s same-sex marriage “de..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e4

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“I want to GIVE IT AWAY TO THE WORLD FOR FREE.” pic.twitter.com/UgnvVB71CJ

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TraceySpicer I’ve been wondering why many folks are freaked out by the response to “This is ’70s-style, organic, mass, ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W9

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Tue plan, draft: 0924 train to Sydney; administrivia en route; 1200 @cqr press lunch; afternoon TBA (I’ll check the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vr

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You shouldn’t have watched The Bad TV Program last night, people. You forgot to support “The 9pm Edict Summer Serie..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…T2

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TheOnion On last night’s season premiere of ‘You’re Right,’ host Sebastian Moore announced a campaign to get his face on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…z8

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Rob_Stott So I could force the caterers to work for my gay orgy, but not my gay wedding? This gives me an idea…

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“In New York… girls could uncover only one breast for eight bars of music.twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…0Z

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PulpLibrarian Al Minns and Leon James show you the latest dance moves. Ebony magazine, August 1961. pic.twitter.com/2tdPn39o4P

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Tuesday. Three of the seemingly most important things you learn today will turn out to be completely wrong. Tuesday.

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