Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 17th, 2017

free_facts The world’s biggest number is 13225214

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swearyanthony Median Oils audience member: Uniqlo Dad with freshly purchased $60 tour tshirt

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If you haven’t read about @mckinnon_a’s day at the millennial marketing conference yet, do yourself a favour. theguardian.com/media/2017/nov…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Yep. Reasons are irrelevant. Just get a majors like drivers license, passport, etc done..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ta

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Fifteen points out of 10 for @MyDoncaster. The entire process deserves your close attention, including all the poll..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uA

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roweafr teflon domino @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/fcaqHzlbR7

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Not really. The name-change part was a long time ago. It’ll mostly go smoothly, though,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ll

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semibogan Get vaccinated. Wash your hands. Set the sick on fire twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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SandiHLogan What if there was a video of family values/Christian/conservative/GOP Ohio state politician…in flagrante delicto?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2C

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HughRundle When Elon hears one of his workers wants to join the union. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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KKeneally Since they are being so helpful, I have other personal tasks the Libs could do….like organising my family photos..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3w

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There is no need to @ me on this topic. Please see the policy as previously announced. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Hah! Bruce Elder on Midnight Oil, mid-1980s: “a kind of antipodean pub rock version of Queen […] life-denying, se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yz

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It was never about liking Midnight Oil’s “music”, but to be seen to be liking Midnight Oil. The Midnight Oil t-shirt as early-1980s twibbon.

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Midnight Oil: Shit and annoying then; shit, annoying and old now.

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helpmeskeletor ‘The point is these millennials are responsible for the downfall of so many honoured institutions but they could be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9F

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FXMC1957 Peter Cook was born on 17 November 1937 in Torquay. He was a key figure in the rise of anti-establishment satire in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cQ

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djackmanson They’ll make a dirt website that no one but political tragics will read, will have no effect on the election and af..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BA

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Colgo Hey can we get another hot take on western Sydney from someone who has never been there please?

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This feels like pretty much every app ever. I want to cry now. twitter.com/HousemaidFear/…

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BBCArchive 1992: The Mini Disc system was launched in the UK. The CD is dead, long live the Mini Disc! pic.twitter.com/fxBKoEsvJ7

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@garystark To be fair, not to find it out, but prove in a way that policy-makers can’t avoid. Although they will anyway.

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Quick to-the-point analysis of US options for countering DPRK nukes. twitter.com/nktpnd/status/…

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free_facts Depression can be cured by drinking lots of sea water

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@R_Chirgwin I find it best not to think too deeply about these things.

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@indigoid @BlackIncBooks @THEMONTHLY @SatPaper I’ve got a few things on my reading list like that.

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Patrickavenell Great colourised photo of the commentary team for the 1958-59 Ashes series pic.twitter.com/ax8pAxO4Qk

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davidallengreen My favourite all-time “Russian Bot” moment.

Did not realise “Brum” meant Birmingham.

The “Look it up” then made..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7R

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“Was Labor’s candidate in Bennelong, Kristina Keneally, Obeid’s puppet?” smh.com.au/comment/was-la…

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In brief, then, about as stupid as most of these “grammar” quizzes. twitter.com/vealmince/stat…

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While I’m having a bit of a sulk, you should support “The 9pm Edict Summer Series”. It’s stalled a bit the last few..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nm

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@GordyPls I know how you feel. I try to stay well away from that sort of thing now.

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SydneyTom_ “What’s that HAL?” pic.twitter.com/flZi7jTK4M

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iampenbot It’s not “recycling” it’s called “wearing your clothes” twitter.com/hellogiggles/s…

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benpobjie “I’m warning you: don’t inflict excruciating burns on yourself, no matter how tempting it might be” twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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nedprice Despite WH claims, it is FAR from normal for a senior advisor’s clearance to take nearly a year. Most likely means..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dM

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SquigglyRick Bernardi is running a candidate in Bennelong like the true helper he is. theaustralian.com.au/national-affai…

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jeamland Would you? That’d be great. twitter.com/RichardBSpence…

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Annoyed.I should’ve chosen “not-work day” earlier, rather than delude myself. Oh well, it’s a not-work day from here on.

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I can’t concentrate today. :(

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mattsta hot take 1: YOU DON’T SAY
hot take 2: started by enigmatic founder Meff Tezos
hot take 3: with 280 I can keep going..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U6

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shittyIifetips Put Your New TV Box By Your Neighbor’s Trash So You Won’t Get Robbed pic.twitter.com/YMoisL2x3F

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NicholasFryer Almost makes me wish I had friends. Almost. twitter.com/emotionalpedan…

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The more I think about this, the more fucked-up it becomes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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HeerJeet Early superhero comics were a hot bed of lesbian separatism. twitter.com/saladinahmed/s…

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GordyPls Hands up if you had to read the subtitle for context twitter.com/caromeldrum/st…

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mpesce “Cutting costs by denying workers basic rights and conditions is as old as the hills, but do it via a smartphone ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tf

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mpesce “…a rich gold seam waiting to be tapped, needing only the right combination of effortless cool, total authenticit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bp

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mpesce Predatory infantilisation — I’ve got another name for it…

“Surveillance utopianism” twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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Stonekettle I like how they call it a “release” instead of a GIANT FUCKING OIL SPILL.

Like they’re releasing the oil back int..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cq

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RT [PROTECTED]: That’s one angry-looking Fleshlight. twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…

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DemSausage G’day Queensland, we’ve got your election loaded and ready to go.

Start submitting your sausage sizzles, cakes sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CP

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While I’m busy working hard* and writing efficiently* you should consider supporting “The 9pm Edict Summer Series”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F9

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@zdnetaustralia I am definitely going to start writing now. Straight after I have a coffee.

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RanTLaw aka the News Limited model

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RanTLaw Sharri reacting to the reaction to the front page reacting to the reaction of the electorate to the survey produced..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nw

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peterwsinger “…America’s black community that has turned America’s major cities into slums because of laziness, drug use and s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oP

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bea_ker Thought I saw a children’s book that wasn’t written by a celebrity yesterday but it was just an empty chip packet

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@jturner_ibrs @tweetinjules @eSafetyOffice Yeah they’ve just realised they can externalise the cost and blame the employees all at once.

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NuclearAnthro “contingency occurs” is doing a lot of fucking work in this story.

the-japan-news.com/news/article/0…?amp=1 pic.twitter.com/QZyohvIdUa

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imerincook Bring back the subs 😂 pic.twitter.com/KkiiHsBJTA

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jonathonio ▪️lost the ssm plebiscite
▪️in court for defamation
▪️now this. it’s not Latham’s week, folks pic.twitter.com/l8sn7Nuwgl

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HollyAnderson oh for the love of pic.twitter.com/mXkCUjHu3q

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weskrantz Gary the Goat in happier times, just after eating a newslist pic.twitter.com/KB0uP8R6ap

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@i386 @annafifield But… Colby? Colby isn’t even an actual cheese, it’s just that stuff you use to stop window panes leaking in the rain.

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The most amazing thing about this theory is that in 2017 I don’t feel the urge to dismiss it out of hand. twitter.com/benphillips198…

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annafifield That cheeseburger Trump ate in Japan? There are still lines out the door at the Tokyo burger joint that made it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…II

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@mckinnon_a Yeah this is the plus side of covering the wankier conferences.

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andyparmo If the miserable twats are bleating about a sausage roll baby jesus wait until they see this glorious porky nativity pic.twitter.com/73kBCjLOki

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@Viss Then on your own head be it. [Nods]

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Pinboard I think there’s lead in the soylent

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You! @Viss! Put your hands up and step away from the internet! twitter.com/Viss/status/93…

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Fri plan: Slow start (done); write for @zdnetaustralia (starting momentarily); organise all the other things (points to list).

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@indigoid @BlackIncBooks @THEMONTHLY They’re both good things. I buy QE ad hoc, since I’m not always interested. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QX

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@jeamland @GreenJ Same here. We must always remember where that $5 billion went. Or at least where it came from.

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@GreenJ True Fact: You can hypnotise South Australians just by painting a blue line on the ground. They are unable..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0X

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@GreenJ And, of course, the Blue Honour Line.

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@KanchoYogo Indeed. And I’ve never even smoked the damn things.

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chrisedmond Don’t let anyone tell you economic models aren’t cool. twitter.com/_cingraham/sta…

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@KanchoYogo Are you saying this isn’t a serious reason?

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@johnb78 Also, the AFP has adopted the platypus as “a symbol representing the diverse requirements placed upon memb..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nW

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@jonoabroad Not wanker at all. The Zippo is standard in the military because it runs on anything and, in AU militar..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cq

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Can I just say that lighting your cigarette off a nuclear explosion is kinda excessive, even by my standards. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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burgotastic One leg at a time, like everyone else twitter.com/Slate/status/9…

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Cmdr_Hadfield Moustache visible through the Shuttle’s window.
Interesting how rough-textured the thermal blankets and tiles were..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mF

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annaspargoryan Ooh, so close. pic.twitter.com/VYlZ6wCD4t

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Well here’s another Quarterly Essay that looks well worth reading. @BlackIncBooks continues a fine tradition, it se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kP

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free_facts Vaccines will cause antlers to grow inside your head

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Orly! That explains a couple of things.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @mckinnon_a Every time I look it’s different, and none of the supposed “characteristics” match, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jV

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mearesy John Howard 1998 pic.twitter.com/f50FoIXO6w

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@mckinnon_a Just to be clear, whatever a Millennial is, I’m not it.

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I actually thought of going to this conference as a massive self-troll, but @mckinnon_a has done the Lord’s work. twitter.com/mckinnon_a/sta…

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mckinnon_a the @GuardianAus sent me to a corporate conference about ~~~Millennials~~~ and I nearly had a fucking stroke theguardian.com/media/2017/nov…

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HEY LOOK EVERYONE HERE IS A THING THAT LIKE NONE OF US PREDICTED AT ALL HOW AMAZOUNDING. twitter.com/TheRegister/st…

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“Govt funds gig economy platform”, writes @denhamsadler innovationaus.com/2017/11/Govt-f… “Try, Test, and Learn,” apparently. pic.twitter.com/rHMuqW3pgO

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You so know this will be true. If @jk_rowling has any sense, she’ll be onto it already. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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I seem to have a bunch of DMs that I didn’t notice before. I’ll look at them once I’ve triaged the inbox. So, Wednesday the week after next.

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For some reason @voltagex thought I needed to see this tweet. Sigh. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start; write for @zdnetaustralia because why not they’re not totally dreadful people; organis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gx

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KKeneally Before @AlboMP explained his top ten albums in detail. pic.twitter.com/gWfKro4Ycr

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oliyoung “NoSQL so we’re webscale”

😂 twitter.com/AUSFestivus/st…

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My first question for today is whether to make it a work day or a not-work day. I’ll decide shortly.

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@BruceEdiger @zdnetaustralia I don’t know why you’re looking back at Monday’s tweets..pic.twitter.com/ukbTH5L8VHVH

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OK, I’m sorry, posting photos of Cory Bernardi was a mistake. Please disregard that error, and support “The 9pm Edi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NP

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Friday. Coriander could be the answer. Friday.

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