Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 18th, 2017

OK, I’m outta here, because reasons. It’s not my fault.

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Methinks she doth protest too much. What a twat. twitter.com/RogerHelmerMEP…

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Hey, Sunday’s @BackgroundBrief “Burning obsession: Why do bushfire arsonists commit their crimes?” is pretty awesom..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gv

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Kate_McClymont Working title: Shotgun Wedding twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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MikeCarlton01 @Kate_McClymont This is close to perfection. All it needs is a couple of Obeids, an NRL drug scandal and a dodgy p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YZ

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Kate_McClymont Four Weddings & a Murder. Wedding preps for Salim Mehajer’s sister to the son of Jazz Dior (AKA John Ibrahim’s sist..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KY

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botandy {shuffling paperwork, a news anchor finishing news segment} and finally, shocking news as dril is revealed to be hu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dj

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AntonyGreenABC - 58.4% counted - postals now in and swing is cut but overall result of Greens win not changed - ALP Pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ad

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@MartinPakulaMP Meh. If I can’t blame the attorney-general of another state for my drinking then what even is the point.

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Thanks to @MartinPakulaMP I’m pouring another gin.

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@purserj Yeah that’s the thing. My indoctrination in firearms came from the military, not random yahoos in the street.

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@purserj Maybe I was trained properly, but the round-in-the-chamber thing is pretty damn basic. You safe the weapon before doing anything.

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The more I hear about this story the better it gets. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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Have a read through the whole thread. And note that “ky” should be “key”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Did I mention this? You should look at this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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In general, I can organise my social life without the city’s news media reporting shots fired.

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For those of you not across the “excitement”… abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…

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How’s the Ibrahim-Mehajer wedding going?

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@finishedlast Yeah, when you’ve been around for a while, you become immune to the sooky response.

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Ah, the “I didn’t get positive coverage” sookery. Meh. You get “banned” from covering an event every now and then…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o3

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AntonyGreenABC 9.9% counted, First pref pcts - ALP 34.5, GRN 45.7, OTH 19.8 - results at ab.co/2jwKb7l

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If you haven’t been following this from the start, try here. twitter.com/MyDoncaster/st…

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It’s down to the final choice! twitter.com/MyDoncaster/st…

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EchidnaW What an incredible photo of a wedge-tailed eagle taken by our guide Martin on his Wildlife Journey trip last week!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…No

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AntonyGreenABC - 7.9% counted - ALP Projected First Prefs=32.6% down 8.4% - results at ab.co/2jwKb7l

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@shitbmxrider @_midofo_ Thanks for the backgrounding here. Appreciated, even if it appears that my attention is elsewhere.

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OK, I take back my criticism of Flinders St station. Goodbye, Melbourne. twitter.com/Ingeegoodbee/s…

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@R_Chirgwin Do let me know if you’re bowled over.

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@munin Yeah, when it comes to a battle for truthiness between the IPA-pwned junior senator and one of the country’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2a

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@R_Chirgwin Did I put a bottle of the David Hook in there, just for the troll value?

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woodlandalyssa if this is how Ivanka “solves” problems, it explains a lot about wtf is going on in the White House lately twitter.com/ivankatrumphq/…

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@R_Chirgwin I’m glad, ‘cos I just chose a range of Hunter Valley shiraz at random, really.

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@R_Chirgwin Ah OK. Well I had the SMS, but then there was a stock issue, and a substitution, which we did by phone. We went off-process.

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@R_Chirgwin Ah, you finally picked up the wine?

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Please point at this man, and judge him. twitter.com/Serrels/status…

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The main railway station in the second-largest city in Australia, folks. This is how shit our infrastructure is. twitter.com/ellakduffy/sta…

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@_midofo_ Maybe WA is not the best use-case just yet. Frankfurt to Berlin, tho. Or Rotterdam to Paris.

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@Newwayofdoing Sure. And to connect with the audience across the range of cricket fans, this is who they picked. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0D

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I’ve muted all the things just in case. I don’t have time for pre-Cambrian sexists.

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Ah this old trope, “to give a lady the job just for the hell of it”. Can someone else deal with this arsehat withou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vL

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@munin There’s a point. The sad fact is, he’s got fans here, high in the twatosphere.

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@munin Yeah if nothing else, you gotta acknowledge the long con.

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Meanwhile, back in the Miloverse… twitter.com/NeilMcMahon/st…

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@acaderama And I can understand why, but seriously, is this really the cause to pick up? I dunno, I’m an outsider, WTF would I know.

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@acaderama I know what you’re saying, but I’m not giving him a free pass on this one. YMMV.

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I’m fine with @guardian giving the twat enough rope, but let’s make sure the arsehole gets strangled in it.

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Can I just add my voice to this? It’s not about James Damore having autism, it’s about James Damore being a cunt. theguardian.com/technology/201…

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@JustJimWillDo I also like that were watching an event in Jordan via Xinhua.

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JustJimWillDo Another one! There has long been an imbalance whereby there are a lot more aeroplanes under the sea than there are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…24

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“US Navy apologises after air crew draws giant penis over Washington with fighter jet” abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1… pic.twitter.com/liJCJ1lyON

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@Meanjin Should I disclose that @Meanjin is a client? I mean, if this is how I help* clients…

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Well, until you die. And I bet @Meanjin will try to make sure you die early. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@scott_thewspot I’ll be laying in some special booze.

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This Bennelong by-election is going to be fuckin’ hilarious, isn’t it.

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“We were probably not actual criminals.” Yeah good one, mate.

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“Lack of criminal charges in NT royal commission a vindication, says [former NT corrections minister] John Elferink..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AT

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@mpesce I think Brandis actually knows it.

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If the dino-right wants to include Article 18 of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR) i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OA

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“George Brandis may incorporate human rights treaty into SSM bill to satisfy conservatives” abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1… This is… complicated.

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For those who missed it earlier… twitter.com/Travon/status/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Which is how such things usually work. Business and private lives are separate, and civilians are f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ep

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@SnarkyPlatypus Can I just say that if I were living next door to the Ibrahims then I’d be OK with that.

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“[A neighbour] described John Ibrahim’s mother as a good neighbour. ‘They always say hello,’ Khatira said.” Whether..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I4

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@SnarkyPlatypus This one will run and run. It’s hilarious, except for the gunfire.

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“New South Wales Police said there had been ‘tensions’ between the families.” Yeah cheers thanks we’ve noticed.

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I can’t help but think the JOURNALISTS wouldn’t have been PUSHED if they weren’t there.

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“Ibrahim-Mehajer wedding day drama continues as journalists pushed at family home” abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1… JOURNALISTS PUSHED OMFG!

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“The source said ‘police found material for a wedding’ at the crime scene in Price Street at Merrylands last night.” What a sentence!

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“Ibrahims’ bodyguard shot in ‘brazen’ attack ahead of wedding with Mehajers” abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…

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I think I’ll just continue drinking here until I can order dinner, and then some. I’m in an odd mood.

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@JohnBirmingham @GreenJ It keeps drifting back in, doesn’t it. Vale.

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semibogan Man finds car 20 years after forgetting where he parked it irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/m… via @IrishTimes

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@oberonsghost Oh never go against the CWA. Those women still run rural Australia, and are more progressive than most people realise.

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DPRK_News Influence of Kenny Rogers impersonators on United States politics cannot be overstated. pic.twitter.com/736fpjZ84L

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Judging people.

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ArmsControlWonk The title is incredible. twitter.com/nonstrategic/s…

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@oberonsghost Yeah I’m not really sure about this.

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@kattekrab My point exactly. If that’s what they’re running with…

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@paulwallbank Well you KNOW how un-Australian™ I am. But I’m a citizen so they can’t throw me out.

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@PaulHenry524 I take your point, but scroll on. Once the Musketeers are off the table, I’m all for the broad thrust of what’s happening.

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@awelder @lukedez Maybe. What are the roads like?

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@awelder @lukedez We always have driverless mines in NW Western Australia, all monitored from Perth.

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Not to distract from the important work of the AFP, but this has to be one of the most petty reasons for forming a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bo

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@marcuskelson @paulkidd Rail, either heavy or light, the infrastructure is the real cost, not the rollingstock. Onc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d1

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@lukedez A few analysts have said that self-driving vehicles will be one of the biggest transformations in the econ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YT

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@davispg It is, thank you. I’ve headed up the hill a bit to K-town, where there is both alcohol and enough bandwidth to update my iDevices.

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@purserj @marcuskelson China has set a date for banning ICEs. For years, all cars made in China have been way under..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Z7

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I am not in charge of The Van, because I am not one of Them. twitter.com/davispg/status…

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glengyron So disappointed that @dril is Louis CK. 2017 sux.

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@marcuskelson Also, yes, very cult of personality. But if you ignore Elon’s Muskateers and see what else is happeni..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QI

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@paulkidd @marcuskelson You mean like a “train” of mules or camels?

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@paulkidd @marcuskelson I reckon that it’ll come in for the long-distance runs between outer-urban logistics facili..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6U

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@paulkidd @marcuskelson It’s also been trialled successfully under the label “truck platooning”. (I thing they were..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rf

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So, buy 25 WORDS HATE or TWO MINUTES HATE, or ONE TRIGGER WORD or THREE TRIGGER WORDS, or a FORUM QUESTION, and The..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5Y

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Not heard a Public House Forum episode yet? Try this one from 29 Oct 2016. stilgherrian.com/edict/00064 pic.twitter.com/mA2twN8kBK

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Not heard a “normal” episode yet? Try “The 9pm Hallucinating Goldfish” (23 Oct) stilgherrian.com/edict/00069/ pic.twitter.com/EAsyKKudI3

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We’re just over halfway to Target One, which will result in a “normal” episode and a Public House Forum episode. Mu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MI

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“The 9pm Edict Summer Series” is a @Pozible campaign that will, with your help, result in some extra podcast episod..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…23

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Hey have you pledged to support “The 9pm Edict Summer Series” yet? You really should. Click through, yeah? But here..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VD

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So how many of these people flapping their traps about how wonderful the Tesla Semi is have ever been or managed long-distance truckers?

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CrimeADay 21 USC §§331, 333, 343(g) & 21 CFR §136.160(a)(1) make it a federal crime to sell raisin buns with an inadequate raisin-to-flour ratio.

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@paulkidd @stanleyward90 We’re getting too old. We’ve seen all the cycles before.

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@stanleyward90 @paulkidd And yet… We live in interesting times.

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SameralAtrush Thia confirms my belief that Al Qaida is steadily reinventing itself as a podcast twitter.com/colebunzel/sta…

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@paulkidd I guess is answers the question of whose fist is up the muppet.

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Well this is quite the surprise*. twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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@rainparrot Thank you, @rainparrot, for successfully locating that gap in the rain for me. pic.twitter.com/ZnG9iOXXrT

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@e_blyler It’s a curious mix of colonialism and indigenous names.

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Sat plan, redraft: Aim for that gap in the rain; head for Katoomba; drink whisky; read (optional).

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More excellent advice. @dobes will also approve. twitter.com/dgwbirch/statu…

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The rain stream from the NW is running straight down over Katoomba and environs, and will continue to do so for a w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cN

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adampknave Thanks, accidentally hysterical ad campaign gif making person. I’ll never be able to read Artisanal “normally” agai..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…An

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free_facts It will take 3 weeks for people to find your body

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historylvrsclub To correct this serious handicap. 1936. pic.twitter.com/IzZnIwUtqj

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I have misjudged the noodles.

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ChristnNitemare I can’t wait for this upcoming appearance by Satan at Dillard’s department store… bit.ly/2zbMcwV h/t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qw

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Travon Stay Woke. pic.twitter.com/HF8Shqf3ln

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I, too, urge parents to destroy their kids. twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…

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Histreepix Despite reassurances that ‘it’ll all be over by Easter’, the War on Christmas enters its second year. 1915. pic.twitter.com/kp1KbhKEpX

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TheOnion Emergency Responders Working To Dislodge Commercial Jet From Thick, Polluted Cloud Over New Delhi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X7

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Listening to the latest @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell podcast, “Burn Before Pleading” warontherocks.com/2017/11/bombsh…

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NeerajKA Before investing in cryptocurrency, consider that this gif is the most succinct description of what you’re buying pic.twitter.com/FSZFYn6DDv

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I’d be such a fabulous date. “Let’s go check out the re-routed bus interchange at Penrith railway station!”

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@erkpod Ta. That might be my pathetic nerdy excursion at some point soon.

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While some of you are enjoying rainy Saturday, you might consider “The 9pm Edict Summer Series”, with less than a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i8

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Sat plan, early draft: Reading, mostly; maybe lunch somewhere interesting, if I can be bothered.

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TheOnion Swollen Rex Tillerson Spotted Rushing To Place Mouth Over Leaks Spouting In Keystone Pipeline..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bP

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GonzoHacker Just ban everyone and shut it down

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Ignorance truly is bliss.

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Susan_Hennessey There is zero evidence, anywhere, that Trump was elected president for any reason other than the sufficient number..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iD

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HeerJeet Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud….. twitter.com/nbc4i/status/9…

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SamAdlerBell Thank you for your service, Mr. President. pic.twitter.com/efutYZuFVN

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markpollard Over the past 3 years, I’ve heard, “We need a data-driven insight” almost exclusively from ppl who’ve never had an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tl

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Oh great, now we’re mansplaining mathematics to other planets. twitter.com/sciam/status/9…

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kaitlancollins Sarah Sanders said it’s inaccurate to say the president hasn’t weighed in on Roy Moore. Here’s what he has said…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uf

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eileencurtright Maybe America lost her way when it became possible to fully recline your seat at the movie theater while eating a hamburger.

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Histreepix The complete Edwardian Patriarchy playset. Retford, 1909. pic.twitter.com/dacXDnFU8O

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Finally @dobes has a proper label for our editorial stance. twitter.com/GonzoHacker/st…

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Ohjann This is cyber-dystopian stuff

“ICE wants to use machine learning technology and social media monitoring to determ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yo

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@teknetia When you get to a certain age you’ve just had enough.

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@marcuskelson @Resign_In_Shame “Could”? Yes, that’s Baked Alaska. It’s all too real.

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He went for nine hours. That’s… stamina. And not at all abnormal.

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Wow I might have to give up doing podcasts because this is kinda the zenith of the medium. twitter.com/VicBergerIV/st…

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Resign_In_Shame Talk about living in your own private Idaho … *ewww* pic.twitter.com/zD2yUu8Q42

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DubFireBrigade If you don’t want to have to re-do your make up, it’s probably best to always wear your seatbelt, even in the back,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v5

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I would not attempt this in a country without a proper health system. twitter.com/alexismadrigal…

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I am National Political Editor of my own underpants.

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Saturday. I prefer the one with the collar. Saturday.

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