Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 28th, 2017

Definitely going away now. I have a bunch of things to do down in Sydney tomorrow and you’re probably not one of them.

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NewtonMark Or live for several years in a cupboard. Your choice. twitter.com/fuckeveryword/…

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@dobes @bernietb I am appalled by your insinuations.

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Oh dear, I was meant to be asleep two hours ago, but I got distracted by those penises in Newcastle.

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@PPantsdown @joshgnosis @BuzzFeedOz Sure, but it’s also interesting to see how well known that story is.

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@dobes @bernietb I can only navigate my way around Newcastle when there’s a bulk carrier washed up on the beach for visual reference.

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@bernietb @dobes I have some of those jars here, I think, so I could conduct some experiments.

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@bernietb @dobes Well that’d be a whole episode in itself, yes.

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I am bitterly disappointed that @unsungsongs deleted his last tweet just as I was about to retweet it.

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@dobes It’s a shame I don’t have a podcast this week to explore these questions. Maybe I should do an emergency episode.

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dobes @stilgherrian @joshgnosis @BuzzFeedOz I’ve solved the issue, move on.

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@dobes I’ve been thinking about this and I reckon it has to have been one of those narrow necked pessata bottles or..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PX

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JORISLUIJENDIJK UK productivity by region compared to German productivity. This is the UK’s economic problem. The EU has nothing to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v2

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@carolduncan @NewtonMark @BuzzFeedOz They’re great photos, but I’m all for having it demolished. Not that it’s any of my business.

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@emilymaxima Cutting your nails on the subway should be a capital offence.

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dobes Newcastle deserves a giant butt with a fist out of it for removing the big dong tower twitter.com/phillipspencer…

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@NewtonMark @BuzzFeedOz Yeah we’ve clearly got the makings of a great list here. @joshgnosis @incorrect

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@joshgnosis @BuzzFeedOz I did not know of this thing until now, and I’m impressed.

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If witchcraft has taught us anything, and it has, then you should collect his nail clippings and throw them into a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pY

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Dear @BuzzFeedOz, this does raise the question of which is Australia’s next most phallic structure. Failing to ask..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i5

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MatthewBevan One thing is for sure, these jokes will come to a climax before it comes down. pic.twitter.com/uAlmgDfGIs

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andy_park A super for the ages. pic.twitter.com/DFD9EkgNX9

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icetsvu They call it Brain Christina. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they’re at a hookah lounge gettin’ paid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UY

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jonkudelka Where is the protection if a gay couple get a straight couple to order a wedding cake from a homophobic baker under false pretences?

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@franksting @_midofo_ HAVE YOU SEEN PEOPLE SMEAR THAT CONGEALED GREEN MUCUS-PLANT PUS ONTO THEIR FOOD.

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workmanalice Young Liberals (handing out for JA) are posing for photos with Kristina Keneally outside pre-poll. Lol. pic.twitter.com/vmcaIp0TUo

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MatthewBevan Bombshell news out of Newcastle folks. The Council is to demolish Australia’s most phallic structure. twitter.com/citynewcastle/…

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shoe0nhead scottish twitter has logged on pic.twitter.com/6ed9cTvtWO

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ICYMI earlier, an important thread full of pleasing mental imagery. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@annie_parker @jamesrbuk You mean turning off the gas for the wok first?

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MichaelSmyth_ Let’s face it, without Daryls Australia would be a cultural desert.. pic.twitter.com/rVlYuwIuXO

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@GreenJ A ringing self-endorsement. (Sorry to chime in.)

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benpobjie Sure, the SDA is controlled by viciously homophobic leadership, but on the other hand, they are happy to sell out t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X5

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srpeatling A picture says 1000 words, that’s for sure, especially when it’s by @ellinghausen. I call this ‘Still life with no..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iy

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jamesrbuk “Put the chicken in the fridge” – that’s some high quality sexy dialogue right thertwitter.com/scottygb/statu…O8

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I need to get a life.

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That’s only three. I thought the Apocalypse was heralded by Four Horsepersons. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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jamesrbuk @MarkDiStef Social networks’ co-operation with DCMS inquiry follows our revelation last week of 45 bot accounts Twi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n8

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MarkDiStef Scoop: Facebook and Twitter say they’re ready to co-operate with the UK inquiry looking at how Russia meddled in Br..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w9

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NewtonMark This man is actually paid real money to say things people are supposed to think are smart. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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Julie_B92 Who calls their cat Toxoplasma gondii pic.twitter.com/R1nzWpG4Zl

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TheKouk FMD: Ciobo is making stuff up
Says Federal govt is “reducing the tax burden” & “paying down debt”
A few facts from..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ik

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@SnarkyPlatypus @tfswebb [Mellifluous vouceover] “Ladies, are your insides all banged up Detroit? You need all-new Mould Blaze.”

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I’m pretty sure this is what @SnarkyPlatypus is experiencing. Either way, “Then BANG your insides are Detroit” is t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sq

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tfswebb someone with a hawaii area code has started messaging me accidentally pic.twitter.com/cZCxxOi4IB

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I’m laughing now, but I’m not telling you why.

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BrigadierSlog This is me, next job interview pic.twitter.com/4rFqwzmRwk

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The ARIAs are still a thing, apparently.

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It’s probably because they keep writing “shuttered” instead of “closed” like actual people. twitter.com/IMunroe/status…

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RealNickHodge Royal Commission into What is Radicalising All The Crocodiles

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@sspencer_63 @R_Chirgwin @Drag0nista [Nods] Like the Beatles covering up Paul’s death.

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Drag0nista Pretty sure that on their current logic the Nats will support a Federal ICAC

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Yeah I’m not sure about this current meme encouraging old people to feel better about themselves by tweeting obsolete memories.

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NeerajKA By 2020 every hedge fund will have a room like this, with cryptocurrency traders floating in soylent and jacked int..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cC

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BrigadierSlog Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the planet… twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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dobes Donnie, have you ever been at Nobby’s Beach with a pasta sauce jar, and a Jack Russell? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@Sam_Hickey It’s a bit like jogging in that regard.

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nigelcameron Nixon must be kicking himself. twitter.com/peterjblack/st…

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R_Chirgwin [Narrator voice: “Don’t be so fucking stupid.”] twitter.com/futurism/statu…

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finah you can literally drive to your local gas station and find at least 3 people that look like this twitter.com/dinahsiut/stat…

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purserj Dear Angela,

Bippity Boppity Don’t do it twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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I’m helping. I know I’m helping.

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@FakeDanTosello I can see that you’re with me on this.

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NewtonMark Oh hello. twitter.com/apiotrowski9/s…

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You know that Latho would be in there like a labrador greeting its owners after a two-month holiday.

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“Tonight on Sky, our new program ‘Rimming Milo’ presented by Mark Latham.” Yeah I’d watch that.

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Milo and his local arse-licker Latho. I will cherish this mental image forever. Or at least until the morning. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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@NuclearAnthro @madcatjo2point0 @munin @AvroVulcan617 Yeah I’ve always been meaning to verify those Vulcan stories.

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@NuclearAnthro @AvroVulcan617 I believe that for a period, certain combat-related software on Australia’s Collins-c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EH

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@munin @NuclearAnthro @AvroVulcan617 Got it in one. My understanding is that from then on, right-handers went to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TA

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@NuclearAnthro @munin @AvroVulcan617 Dunno if it would’ve been W.177 tactical nukes at that time, or I’m guessing Y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YN

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@NuclearAnthro @munin @AvroVulcan617 The aircraft was of course fully fuelled and armed, and the Vulcan apparently..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dn

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@NuclearAnthro @AvroVulcan617 Less ugly, he told me that the EWOs were always complaining that their workstation on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bv

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@NuclearAnthro @AvroVulcan617 The one I can tell quickly is when one of his crew had been drinking in the officer’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gb

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EJBrand A royal wedding! Here’s hoping the special day is celebrated in the traditional manner, i.e. with a room full of me..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NO

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SydneyUniPress New release: “Wind Turbine Syndrome: A Communicated Disease” by @SimonChapman6 and @FiCrichton is free to download..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ao

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This is very troubling, especially for those of us who were taught the Parable of St Nicholas and the Turning of Ro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ud

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s_bridges 🚨🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/M8e7OtwvDA

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MikeCarlton01 Two things not to do this Xmas:
1) Invade Moscow in the depths of the Russian winter.
2) Try to buy anything onlin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nM

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@NuclearAnthro @AvroVulcan617 I once worked with a guy who was EWO in the Vulcan used in the James Bond film “Thund..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…77

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CrimeADay 21 U.S.C. §676 & 9 C.F.R. §319.760(b) make it a federal crime to sell “deviled tongue” that’s more moist than it wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KK

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@NuclearAnthro You’re thinking of the cancelled TRS-2, I think. Polaris was the replacement for the cancelled Blue..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1B

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lanesainty Barry O’Sullivan tells the chamber he would be happy if he could get to Christmas without hearing the word marriage..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kg

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Can’t the police just fetch their own burgers? twitter.com/SydneyAusRR/st…

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chris_bloke “He is currently unemployed but does charity work”
Gold… twitter.com/wildeyeq/statu…

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FarrellPF The Australian Federal Police Has Been Told It Should Really Know What The Law Is buzzfeed.com/paulfarrell/th… via @BuzzFeed

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ABCthedrum “We just spent $120m on a survey on other people’s marriages, so I’m not too fussed about the ”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Be

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lanesainty Barry O’Sullivan gets up and says the Labor party has pulled the veil over senators like Collins, telling them not..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tJ

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See, @NuclearAnthro, a bomber you could trust to nuke Moscow. twitter.com/AvroVulcan617/…

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@dobes Note that a mangarden is not the same as a ladygarden.

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@dobes No no, I have my own mangarden for email. Well, kinda.

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Mac and iOS users, if you get sent winmail.dat or a TNEF attachment, get yourself TNEF’s Enough. macOS:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5N

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@danliveshere It’s a clear sign of how long ago their Exchange server was last configured, or at least how well it’s maintained.

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Fortunately I know how to open both those kinds of files. pic.twitter.com/WwOI4gYHbf

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Speaking of nostalgia, bit for different reasons… pic.twitter.com/0QUFJoxH0H

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@garthk Yeh it’s a great hoodie, but I don’t quite understand all the politics here. Would I double-irony the thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…La

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liamvhogan James Paterson’s parent c.1995:

‘You’ve got to eat your broccoli James, it’s good for you. It’s… Freedom Broccolitwitter.com/i/web/status/9…B4jp

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@davispg Yes, I was meant to write a thing today, and now it’s not going to happen.

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Meanwhile, can @SenatorFifield consider this strategy, admittedly suggested by Labor? pic.twitter.com/rq1AUbKxaS

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@dobes “A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrie..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v1

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dobes What other story has this image to go along with it?!!? pic.twitter.com/3nnVudQTVf

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Also, predictive text knew to follow “Je suis” with “annoyed”. I am that predictable. And that annoyed.

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Oh. I fell asleep. Or more accurately, a brief lie-down turned into losing most of the afternoon. Je suis annoyed.

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mpbowers Senators Abetz and Macdonald during voting on amendments to the bill to change the marriage act in the senate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p7

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QuandaryMan A very happy anniversary to the defender of Earth, guardian of the universe, and friend to all children, Gamera (No..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D1

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“The Horses: Daryl Braithwaite enjoying renewed fame on back of millennials’ obsession with 1990 hit”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jR

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Senator Paterson in Senator Paterson Being A Goose shock.

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ColMorrisDavis Why months ago I cancelled my @nytimes subscription and kept my @washingtonpost subscription. The media was compli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y3

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CelticWombat The Navajo Code Talker response to @realDonaldTrump is easily decoded. pic.twitter.com/DzcxvE2cuV

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bengrubb Good to see @Dominos_AU hiring a Senior Information Security Specialist…
seek.com.au/job/34980216
💅 pic.twitter.com/ETDEuC4SsY

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jckkrr Our PM is that weird guy who speaks to everyone on the train twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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SatPaper This week’s Pryor… pic.twitter.com/ENUwzI8W7s

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Here’s the full text of Senator Brandis’ speech on marriage equality from earlier today. stilgherrian.com/wp-content/upl… (PDF)

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@darrenpauli Thanks, mate. I’ll have to schedule it after I’ve done my two podcasts.

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jendudley “I don’t think it means what you think it means.” pic.twitter.com/0aWCnS5upV

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oliyoung Cancelling the lower house this week seems like a stupider and stupider decision Mal twitter.com/KKeneally/stat…

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Sorry, I meant to say, “It’s not often that one gets to use ‘Abetz’ and ‘milt’ in the same sentence.” I must’ve bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rY

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It’s not often that one gets to use “Brandis” and “milt” in the same sentence, marking this a special day indeed.

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Who amongst us hasn’t imagined the sight of Senator Abetz laying thousands of eggs? twitter.com/shaunmicallef/…

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parisba Ah yes, as is custom pic.twitter.com/OL2uByfRVG

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NewtonMark For some reason, my email has been signed up to a spam list from @Walgreens, who believes my name is “Marissa,” and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iS

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paulkidd Sethsters are doing it for themselves twitter.com/ForbesShowbiz/…

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@dobes That does kinda take the shine off it a bit.

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shaunmicallef Eric casts himself as the mighty salmon, which swims upstream to lay its eggs. What Eric forgets though is that, de..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LW

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Ah yes, this is certainly a contender for all-time best. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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@wslafoy @NuclearAnthro 1. And your point is? 2. There’s good libertarian fanfiction?

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One of the best press releases by an opposition MP in ages. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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joshgnosis lol pic.twitter.com/qKoolRz8bR

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rohan_p “individuals should be able to contract with each other in the manner that suits them” - @SenatorFifield is a romantic

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@NuclearAnthro @R_Chirgwin I’d never imagined that intelligence was the armadillo’s strong point.

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@dobes @rohan_p Mind you we once made Christmas Tree that was totally matt black and decorated it with broken Rubik’s Cubes.

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@dobes @rohan_p Look, it’s a look. I quite like it.

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@R_Chirgwin @NuclearAnthro Yeah well, @NuclearAnthro hasn’t had to live with possums trashing the kitchen or fuckin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1K

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@NuclearAnthro Give me one of each and I’ll test the theory.

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Right now, @R_Chirgwin, I’m trying very hard to not buy this ‘cos it’s USD 29 on special. What a toy! I mean, usefu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rm

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Resign_In_Shame 🚨ATTN:

This is an EMERGENCY special appeal, specifically for food & water for .

Please help.🙏💖

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Tue plan: Slow start (still in progress); write for @director_tech (soonish); break for a walk, because I’d better;..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…57

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totalquailure (Extremely Bon Scott voice) pic.twitter.com/EQdFSroHhK

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joshgnosis She never starts a sentence knowing exactly how she is going to finish it. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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shanghaiist As migrants are being evicted from Beijing, ‘low-end population’ hoodies go on sale on Taobao..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gR

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srpeatling Senator Hanson: “I’ve made myself clear on this matter.”
I respectfully disagree.

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Oh great, now I have wasps.

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Stonekettle Well, maybe I was busy with actual things. twitter.com/TrinityCoFred/…

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lanesainty It’s like 280 opinions in 280 characters twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@dobes It’s a day with a Y in it?

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rhysam You keep thinking “he can’t get worse”… twitter.com/abcpolitics/st…

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I just got a PR pitch for “Frictionless Access” and my imagination is running wild.

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@RealNickHodge @leslienassar Also, my phone just tried to autocorrect “vale” to “cake”, which he’d also have loved.

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@RealNickHodge @leslienassar Which reminds me, I still haven’t gotten a jacket to put this on. His wife Marisse sen..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fM

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SportMgmtProf This is a genius take 🙌 twitter.com/GPollowitz/sta…

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rhysam So much to unpack in this tweet. Eg: “Your favourite President (me)”. The “me” is a reminder that he is President,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dl

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@riskybusiness They’re hiding the agenda by printing it in a newspaper. Der

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@RealNickHodge It could also be a cop show set in Bondi.

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RealNickHodge In a rarely seen photo, Bob Hawke, Don Dunstan and Gough Whitlam competing in the Formal-wear round at a mid 1970s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VR

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KeithConlon 135 years ago, the rotunda donated to by Sir Thomas Elder was opened with an evening concert…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0O

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bgzimmer “We spoke the word into existence and we really haven’t been able to escape it since.” twitter.com/FastCompany/st…

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NewtonMark Minister @SenatorFifield arriving at work: “Hmm, what’s my top priority today? NBN in crisis, or… ah, I know, I’lltwitter.com/i/web/status/9…cnOj

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TheNTNews THIS NEWSPAPER WILL SHUT DOWN WHEN WE RUN OUT OF CROC HEADLINES pic.twitter.com/gLrDhWPnra

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adcrimer can’t stop reading ICO as “insane clown offering”

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garwboy 11:38am - Still engaged
12:13pm - Still engaged
12:40pm - Still engaged
1:02pm - Lunch (while engaged)
1:28pm - Sti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lH

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@dobes @riskybusiness @darrenpauli @Susan_Hennessey You just haven’t looked closely enough. Use a mirror in the bathroom.

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@riskybusiness @darrenpauli @Susan_Hennessey @dobes Also, “The Bong Doctrine” sounds like the worst Jason Bourne novel ever.

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@riskybusiness @darrenpauli @Susan_Hennessey The other day @dobes was complaining that this garden hose keeps getting chopped up.

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Listening to the latest Radio Atlantic, “John Wayne, Donald Trump, and the American Man” theatlantic.com/entertainment/… It’s very good.

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KJBar “Triple j will play all Australian music on Australia Day.” twitter.com/KJBar/status/9…

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@oberonsghost The wolves would teach him some respect.

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@NathanaelB @jonoabroad Wordfence is generally excellent. I put it on every WordPress site I touch. But the “advanc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wc

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Tim_Beshara Matt “I supported a Bank Royal Commission before I opposed it” Canavan. A true conviction politician. pic.twitter.com/jkx95YMxsl

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start (in progress, sort of); write for @director_tech. That’s a full day, because I’m writing a whole new thing.

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@ssharwood @jpwarren True. When there are bubbles to inflate, THIS is what you need. twitter.com/joshgans/statu…

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jpwarren That’s not how market cap works. twitter.com/MarketWatch/st…

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This really is quite excellent work, hard to surpass. twitter.com/CharlesMBlow/s…

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is how investigate journalism works, and why it’s not cheap. Read and learn. twitter.com/mviser/status/…

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jpwarren I am so here for the Squirrel Uprising. twitter.com/stu/status/935…

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I’ll retweet this, because it seems to have become our new reality. twitter.com/wheelswordsmit…

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“Big Money Number! Cloud!” How could you resist, @benkepes? twitter.com/benkepes/statu…

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@NuclearAnthro I don’t think threatening to drop lumps of pure gold on a nation has all that much deterrence value,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sV

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@bengrubb @RNDrive As are successfully completed projects, but they don’t get detailed media coverage. I’ll do a li..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rn

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joshgans Peak referrals @ The Annex instagram.com/p/BcA40Q8FSChN…

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MichaelSmyth_ I’m a self-diagnosed Rockstar. pic.twitter.com/RsYyY28McN

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@bengrubb @RNDrive I’m just going with the quote, which I accept may be out of context. The “big projects are alway..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fs

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Daily Express probably thought the Rawalpindi sounded too foreign. twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/s…

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@RNDrive @bengrubb Australia is in fact a world leader at this sort of thing. So is China, though with different te..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ph

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Mind you, @RNDrive @bengrubb, the trope is tired and wrong. All manner of large infrastructure projects have finish..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5V

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I would like there to be a project that finishes Time. I’ve been hoping that’s what the Large Hadron Collider is fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nk

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notdan Tfw you just start taking random pieces off of ATMs because they might be skimmers pic.twitter.com/xMvQcC8Muz

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Tuesday. You have made the same mistake, but it will be three days before you realise. Tuesday.

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