Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 2nd, 2018

@TrainLinkWest Just quietly, ’ is minutes and ” is seconds.

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JohnJohnsonson Twitter makes me happier than all of the positions in the Kama Sutra combined. pic.twitter.com/0CS8Tgd2Fh

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kazweida George W. Bush sneaking candy to Michelle Obama like he’s a grandma in church is my new favorite thing. 😂 twitter.com/rolandscahill/…

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The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be this Wed night at 2100 AEST, as sort-of announced earlier today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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ddale8 Bloomberg bureau chief: twitter.com/dcraiggordon/s…

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@brendam @bentweets3 @zdnetaustralia @sfmnemonic Thanks, Brenda. Maybe it’s someone playing with a set-up, but who can say?

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains the number 11.

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Otto_English There you have it folks. That’s the best they can come up with. Brexit means cheaper (and inferior) American feta a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pr

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wimremes a Kuwaiti fish shop won the internet today. twitter.com/eldahshan/stat…

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Sun plan, remainder: Dinner, which is already under way; write for @zdnetaustralia. That’s it, because I’ve already..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zn

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TheSimonEvans This is the correct way to stack clouds and is just one example of the instinctive Japanese knack for storage solut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bi

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@DDsD It’s a conspiracy working against her personally.

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@christopherneal Oops, I wasn’t expecting whole carrots. As you were.

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If the car was at top speed, how could it have accelerated? twitter.com/bigmac/status/…

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@christopherneal There are parsnips in there and I have concerns.

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bigmac A wild night in last night apparently, with “Sixeven” people injured?! No thanks to @theheraldsun for le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9l

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“Jennifer feels ‘really ripped-off’ after mortgage rate hike” smh.com.au/money/borrowin… Suck shit, Jennifer.

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Flaminhaystack Lots of banging noises outside. I find my Romanian neighbours have rebuilt my fence which had fallen down a while a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO

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sambjoyce uchicago is currently hiring for a *part-time* position that requires you to relocate to the south pole pic.twitter.com/9h71yzP374

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“Morrison says no evidence Dutton misused power in au pair saga” abc.net.au/news/2018-09-0…

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Steve_Lockstep OH: “I don’t get it - it just looks like a whiny girl.” pic.twitter.com/YdPKNaKaUa

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“China has transformed its military to ‘fight and win wars’, Pentagon warns,” but when you think about it that’s ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DP

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@juhasaarinen The Sunday roast is always $15. The adequate house Shiraz was $7 IIRC.

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@JonoH The gravy is adequate, but the beef is a little tougher than usual today.

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MattStout07 Sooo… I totally just learned you shouldn’t wrap sausages with bacon… 😑

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/9ETwRAT3cA

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“Why China’s humiliating defeat in the Opium Wars still matters today” abc.net.au/news/2018-09-0…

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@reillystyley @CNET @internetofshit Those Juicero machines may well end up being valuable collectibles.

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“Asian Games stir Indonesia’s pride, boost Jokowi’s campaign” apnews.com/aab2cd47401947…

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“German police end march envisioned as far-right springboard” apnews.com/9e8c7530655d41…

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AwardsDarwin Congratulations you’ve just turned your airbag into a claymore mine. pic.twitter.com/guYql7AjUI

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minakimes toxic masculinity twitter.com/WDRBNews/statu…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 431: Spring, beyond the killing season” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/43… Covers 27 Aug to 2 Sep,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2b

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Sun plan, confirmed: Slow start (done); consider the week ahead (in progress); late Sunday lunch, Katoomba; shoppin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rH

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AnneLouiseAvery Dante Gabriel Rossetti was obsessed with wombats, writing them encomia & painting them lovingly. He bought 2 for £8..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…df

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MikeIsaac my favorite leisure activity is narcing on the constantly churning illegal Airbnb sublet units in my neighborhood

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broderick Macron’s face after trying Finnish coffee is my favorite kind of French despair pic.twitter.com/ehjemVR91A

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Constababble But so is poop and bin juice so calm down about yourselves, humans. twitter.com/AstroKatie/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus You mean, like, “It is impossible to talk anything resembling discretion or judgment to a colored w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r6

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@SnarkyPlatypus @BackgroundBrief This WAS the biggest weirdness in more than 40 years, so I’m going to give it a bit of attention.

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“This week, @BackgroundBrief brings you a three-part special on the Liberal Party’s leadership crisis.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4a

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BrendanTN_ Lots of people say this out loud? twitter.com/hodgeamanda/st…

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@ChrissieM We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell
And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?
I gues..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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Yes, Petal. [Pats @realDonaldTrump gently until the screaming stops.] twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Hmmm. @BOM_NSW reckons it’ll be 10C today but @CARROT_app is planning for 5C. pic.twitter.com/VvogQpWcbT

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Sun plan, outline draft: Slow start, because why not; Sunday lunch, Katoomba; consider the week ahead; shopping; Weekly Wrap.

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Sunday. Four. Seven. Two. Two. Six. Sunday.

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_FloridaMan “Deputies say a witness came forward to alert them, and they were able to set up a sting at a local Cracker Barrel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hc

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nehadk “I do”? twitter.com/newscomauhq/st…

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TheOnion Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed trib.al/T9XkDYa pic.twitter.com/yWKsxmbt6O

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roywoodjr What if ‘Thriller’ actually happened & Michael Jackson’s date Ola Ray tweeted about the next day.

“YALL! Lemme tel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g2

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HELLO IT’S SUNDAY.

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iusebiro How to maintain a Eurocentric history against all odds. 🤦🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/w4IRWZXBye

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