Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 6th, 2018

jonward11 Stop and take note of this. A Republican senator said that the NYT op-ed is “just so similar to what so many of us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ap

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Best sales pitch I’ve heard all week. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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daniel_barker Women are like buses - several thousand tech bros are convinced they can be replaced with robots despite never having been on one.

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I strongly recommend that everyone listen to these 34 seconds of true science. twitter.com/TheContemptor/…

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@chrisjrn @NewtonMark Thanks for the tip! I’ve added Sat and Sun to the schedule as me time before heading to Melbourne.

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@jperlow Would you liked tomorrow’s horse racing results?

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XplodingUnicorn 2-year-old: *mashes buttons on a toy phone*

Me: Who are you texting?

2: Boys.

Me: What are you telling them?

2: They smell like poop.

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@jperlow It will be in one hour and six minutes.

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RealShillGates In 10 years we’re all gonna have to explain to our kids what a bitcoin was and why it led to our family living in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CS

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@PeteLawler @SnarkyPlatypus @bendigobank I think it’s time I had another yarn to banking security people. The last..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zQ

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CillizzaCNN It’s like looking into the sun twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabe…

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@kjmci @SnarkyPlatypus I do know some banks offer single-use card numbers. I guess I’ll grab myself a couple of burner cards for the trip.

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@kjmci @SnarkyPlatypus People do travel outside the OECD and modern banking systems. Like to the US.

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Re those ATM card skimmers, here’s a video showing how The Bad Guys™ insert these wafer-thin skimmers INTO the card..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…60

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@sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus I think I may switch to that, especially since I’m about to go to the US… oh yeah, tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…28

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@SnarkyPlatypus Like, how the fuck can you visually detect something like this? pic.twitter.com/oZMvQC4ktS

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@SnarkyPlatypus Those third-party ATMs in pubs have poorer defences too. Often a very simple front plate, and the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NE

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There is blockage in the Twitter tubes.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Modern skimmers are really very good. And I just saw that you got a fraud rather than saw one.

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@jpwarren Also, just remembering that the verb “to spruik” is Australian English.

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@jpwarren Well, both, I guess. But I meant the spruiking.

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So what ended up happening with the Rogue Boat? pic.twitter.com/6jnUa2dYVZ

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zer0jack it’s 2018, it’s time to stop publishing “is this thing the wealthy do because they’re wealthy the key to success?!”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mj

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@CraigsOverItAll You tell me. I don’t know about any of this.

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@staticsan @bunjaree @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin I don’t know exactly what form it will take, but I suddenly realised i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V1

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@danieljbaird @bbedit Oh dear God, I’m pretty sure I know people who used to work there.

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@Wolfie_Rankin S’OK, turns out there was a driver a bit closer.

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Back at @bunjaree, and I’m pleased that one of these has just arrived, @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin. Quick service by Pi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ug

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I’m almost certain it was @bbedit. All that other stuff was rubbish. twitter.com/ScottCate/stat…

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Aiannucci Film pitch.. Trump drugged and moved to a replica Whitehouse, where he carries on thinking he’s governing. Millions..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gM

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Aiannucci Proposal: If you take any piece of footage of Trump in a White House meeting, and replaced Trump with a penguin, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cJ

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@phonakins @jxeeno Hey look, on THIS side there’s two more guys using the coat hooks. pic.twitter.com/KsUoArvxzJ

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larry_irving Line of the day about the “Yeah, this whole train wreck would be wayyyyyyy more entertaining i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hQ

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ow The future: can’t turn on noise cancellation on my headphones on a plane because I have to agree to terms and cond..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lu

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@moylecroft @jeamland @dobes I knocked off ages ago. I can’t solve all of the problems at once.

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seamus My daughter just told us there’s a paradox for playing Simon Says… “Simon Says Don’t Listen To Simon.”

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@_midofo_ I am! Though perhaps not to the level of nine books. Thanks, I’ll check this out.

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thegrugq Numbers… how do they work??? twitter.com/daveaitel/stat…

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johnhalton This Trending Topic is apparently something to do with Brexit, but sounds more like a Dadaist slogan: pic.twitter.com/fDt2gswHmA

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@jeamland @dobes Is that enough fucking vision for you?

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@jeamland @dobes Maybe you could do the character comparisons by sending two image files to 1000 random Mechanic Tu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9i

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@jeamland @dobes Convert the integers to strings and then loop through a character-by-character comparison, and doi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bC

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@jeamland @dobes I can’t help but think there’s an easier way…

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flibitijibibo Someone sent this to me last night and now you have to look at it too pic.twitter.com/waUvY5W6kP

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@phonakins @jxeeno I have used it myself, when I’ve had a jacket that actually has a loop for using with a coat hook.

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@Tailgator1 No, though maybe that should be a thing on Friday and Saturday nights.

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sexenheimer “What’s worse than biting into an orange and finding Chris Uhlmann? Biting into an orange and finding half of Chris..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lI

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philipdalidakis The precious little petal hasn’t proceeded yet, but I will get my masters of law and get admitted to the bar just s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lP

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@jxeeno Occasionally, yes. No one under the age of 50, though.

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figgled sucks when girls on tinder only have photos of their face. HOW do I know if they have a regular human body or lots..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YD

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GreenJ Not no-platformed pic.twitter.com/sGgGNoBtRD

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@Ricgrud I’ll skip the scar pics, thanks.

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“Ask the experts: should we poo every day?” stuff.co.nz/life-style/wel…

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Hahahaha eBay has literally tried to up-sell me some steak knives. pic.twitter.com/kjh4PW18Mx

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Boltcomment_ebx Now being rammed down student’s throats!

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@brisvegas1 Thanks. Especially since I didn’t really put any thought into it.

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ottocrat The entire point of that quotation is that PEOPLE SHOULD PAY THEIR TAXES. Maybe next time don’t try to splain the B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gy

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Annoyed that I didn’t quite get this guy’s feet in frame earlier, because his body language is incredible. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Lawyer who spoke out about au pair saga loses government contract the day after TV interview airs” smh.com.au/politics/feder…

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James_Jeffrey Sweet Jesus twitter.com/polley_helen/s…

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sovietvisuals “Do not break the dishes, carefully handle the inventory of your canteen!” Soviet poster, 1930s pic.twitter.com/yVRZKPoety

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marquelawyers The thing about the resolutely square jaws of authoritarian men is that they always turn out to be made of glass. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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glengyron Dutton is absolutely going to have Roman Qs house turned upside down in the middle of the night. Journos, get your crews in places

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@NewtonMark That’s impressive. And a’burning of the fuel.

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NickEvershed hello it’d be tops if aus media people who haven’t heard it could give this @onthemedia podcast by @loisbeckett a l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rP

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NewtonMark It’s like watching a fight between Hitler and Pol Pot. Who do you want to win? twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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@NewtonMark Well I’m up for adventure, as it were, but I do have to get those flights to the US. That storm was kinda… special.

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@NewtonMark I’ll figure out a standby plan to join my pre-booked flights in Melbourne.

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@NewtonMark The weather is very unpredictable at that time of year too. Sad!!!

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@reselsnark They certainly can be. This is all going to get very messy, one way or another.

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@NewtonMark Cool, that’s about what I thought. So basically it’s down to the weather now.

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So Dutton is accusing Quaedvlieg of giving false evidence to a Senate committee. LET’S JUST SET FIRE TO ALL THE THI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BC

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@NewtonMark BTW what’s the rough flight time?

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RBAInfo The RBA has issued a media release - Next Generation of Banknotes: Circulation Date for the New $50 Banknote -..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eI

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@NewtonMark I can get extra luggage sent for me to pick up, or something. Either from ADL or MEL.

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@NewtonMark You did say flying Fri or Sat, right?

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@NewtonMark Flying back a week later, to cover what was the AISA conference in Melbourne. It’s now just called the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ON

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@NewtonMark Departing Adelaide on Sunday 30/9 after you fly me there. Assuming I did read your tweets aright.

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@NewtonMark The flights have internets so I will make sure you all suffer along with me.

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@NewtonMark Hahahaha no. Conferences never do this. Annoying, because we get 5-star hotels we hardly see, but cattl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Og

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I’ve chosen Option 2. Etihad. ADL-MEL-AUH-IAD to the US, starting in Adelaide because it’s @NewtonMark’ fault. Retu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BD

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@garystark @ApostrophePong This is true, but I’m wanting to keep my points in the VA family.

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patstokes I miss ‘agile’ already twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@ApostrophePong LAX is a shithole Well, by OECD standards.

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@4d5a_etc @ApostrophePong I’m departing from ADL, but I’ll have a look at options now.

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@ApostrophePong Thanks, Kevin. It’s looking like I have the options of less time in the air plus DCA, but entering..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f1

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Hey @ApostrophePong, which airport is better for arriving in DC? IAD or DCA? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@PSOffice I doubt you can do ADL-AMS or SYD-AMS though. I’ll have a look, though.

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@erkpod Sadly I don’t have time to insert an overnight.

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I have also been told that if I can find another itinerary, and it’s not “crazy expensive”, then go for it. But fly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I7

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BTW I am making these great circle maps at gcmap.com

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I have been presented with four options, flying QR, EY, VA, and QF. Options 3 and 4 are less time in the air, by ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jf

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Email subject line: “Menu of flight options”. I always like these.

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KrangTNelson the author of the mysterious anonymous ny times article left us some clues pic.twitter.com/C8Dji4jeCL

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wjosephcampbell Front page @WSJ, 25 June 1974, 10 days after publication date of ‘All the President’s Men’ @jackshafer pic.twitter.com/WqlduLMdp1

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@aggerchez I guess they haven’t gotten around to updating the banners.

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Partially antlered.

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@DrRhysPockett I have plans already. :) I should update the tweet.

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Reading that @nytopinion op-ed: “I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration” nytimes.com/2018/09/05/opi…

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Tmillerpoetry Nike about to be be the only N word white people stop saying

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It’s also at times like this I miss carrying a good compact camera with me at all times.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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Getting ready for the passing of a protest. pic.twitter.com/NwTQlkCs5P

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JoshhTerry remember when the ny times had standards pic.twitter.com/gkOhI23ogm

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CillizzaCNN Hannity calls the senior Trump administration official who wrote the NYT op-ed a “swamp sewer creature.”

So, yeah.

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Having just Crossed the Cooks, forgetting to take a photo. (Wolli Creek enters the Cooks River slightly upstream of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lv

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@RealNickHodge @wolfcat @JohnBirmingham Yeah just imagine that cover photo but with Donald Trump instead.

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@tomatospy @ASPI_ICPC Thanks, Tom. I suggested this incident to @Net_Metalrat because it’s less well known, so I ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K8

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GreenJ henceforth known as The Violence Paradox twitter.com/thomas_violenc…

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riskybusiness An Australian masters student (@Net_Metalrat) is seeking people who know stuff about the Vietnamese airport hacking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1F

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Crossing the Georges, seen through a less filthy but slightly tinted train window. instagram.com/p/BnXW1EbhiHi/…

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I AM LEAVING THE SHIRE.

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@drearyclocks Thanks. As long as we know these things. Also, this week is totally fucked.

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@techoglot @voltagex Oh of course. What was I even thinking!

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Which is also being heated. Well it is. twitter.com/bairdjulia/sta…

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@techoglot @voltagex Is the problem that you have a badger in your computer, @voltagex?

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@voltagex Well line 9 definitely doesn’t contain that character then.

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I see that @WomensWeeklyMag has Julie Bishop on the cover. When did that’s hit the streets? Because I know Women’s Weekly is monthly.

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TheFienPrint “Designated Survivor” is like somebody testing the “100 monkeys at 100 typewriters over 100 years will write Hamlet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xl

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@edbott I can neither confirm nor deny.

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CoolAsPhuck Denver International Airport is really trolling y’all conspiracy theorist with their new construction signs 😂 pic.twitter.com/Gg29dURhHN

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I understand that there is an op-ed.

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@alexkidman I thought they already had their due currantly.

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Thu plan, draft: Stare at the ocean, briefly; 1018 train to Central; 1145 medico; lunch, somewhere; 1430 back repai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4c

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KKeneally Upon waking to the news that Julie Bishop discovered feminism last night, I thought perhaps she and others in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kC

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Thursday. Your keywords are figs, prehensile, and portable. Thursday.

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