Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 21st, 2018

Goodnight, Possums. I’m having an early one. Listen to my crappy podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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WtfRenaissance When Australia is trending again internationally, and you know straight away it’s because we’re racist. pic.twitter.com/HO51wKm6W5

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kcarruthers Oh lookie we’ve made the international papers again for being racist arsehats 🙌 twitter.com/washingtonpost…

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@RydeMePeek @cnni How can this not be general knowledge?

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michaelkoziol My future looks very bleak indeed pic.twitter.com/3HIciXu4FH

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davidjfeder Always good to ask yourself, “How would I have done X when I was normal, before law school?” pic.twitter.com/LLVmFFLYLJ

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saramvalentine Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document

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MarkDiStef Donald Tusk’s instagram is 😘👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/fWM3Rk5iSB

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manthatcooks Fair dinkum power twitter.com/dk_mercer/stat…

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timdunlop “…by preferencing the Liberals…” twitter.com/drkerrynphelps…

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gszathmari Oh, what’s that in the background? Enhance! 🔎 pic.twitter.com/Pgd6X53z1W

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BennettArron As true for my hotel room as it is for Brexit pic.twitter.com/RWlt4aiFUP

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@PointlessAU @markhumphries I too have a list of “Pointless Greens Senators” but it’s different from you 100-person panel.

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Herring1967 I’ve eaten my Solero. And now the reality of a future without that Solero starts to sink in

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@cnni Just in case @cnni decides to move their historical blunder to the memory hole. pic.twitter.com/pPv6j8LqDf

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I realise plenty of others have pointed out the stupidity of this, but @cnni should goddam know better. twitter.com/cnni/status/10…

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filmTVtrivia The Crying Game (1992) was written by John Farnham and Human Nature

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Watching @PointlessAU. I like that @markhumphries is now starting the show “Hello, Australia!”

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Tim Bailey just did a Daryl Braithwaite joke so now I don’t know what even is going on.

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MORE SOLID GOVERNANCE: “Encryption Bill sent to joint committee with three week submission window” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/encryp…

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@jpwarren Sigh. I’m going to have to sort this out, aren’t I.

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@NewtonMark @manaz_d @SnarkyPlatypus Oh. Haven’t I told you about Phase Two? :)

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus That second image is from Project CARRYALL. This stuff was modelled out in quite some d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iz

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@manaz_d @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus Well I’ve been thinking about how you could accomplish the aims more efficient..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3g

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus We could also bulldoze the lot and start again.

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jonkudelka I do occasionally wonder how overt Christians crowbar our treatment of asylum seekers into their worldview. pic.twitter.com/hjmouazDxJ

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well yes, exactly. But you don’t want actual lefties in Wentworth. They’ll want to build light rail..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z2

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“Pope Apologizes For Catholic Church’s Carbon Emissions From Burning Heretics At Stake” babylonbee.com/news/pope-apol…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well if the locals want a Turnbull Mk II then she’ll probably do well. Certainly better than a Nort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4F

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@raaahbin Well, the approach probably brings it down over the Prospect Reservoir. But no.

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“​ATO [Australian Taxation Office] extends Windows Server 2003 support to 2019” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU

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@jeamland So, they’re so big that they can only be used on single-socket power outlets. Twats.

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@CptHollingworth [Nods.] I was thinking it’s an all-purpose sledge.

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@CptHollingworth I know I’ll regret this, but…

I don’t know. What IS the difference between a bull, and Hunters and Collectors?

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@jeamland Apple is selling a thing called Eve? Really?

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I was also about to express an opinion on Hunters & Collectors, but that’s enough controversy for one day.

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@dobes @joshgnosis I don’t expect you to. That hashtag has yet to reach a critical mass.

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“Home Affairs makes changes to encryption Bill without addressing main concerns” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/home-a…

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@mattcdef2000 It would’ve been funnier if that had been his last ever tweet.

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@dobes I am more than happy to leave that alone for a while.

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@techoglot @aqualung @PeteLawler I don’t think that’s a fair measure.

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@joshgnosis @dobes You just used “Dutton” and “explain” in the same thread, which is a bold move. (I haven’t started reading yet.)

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@franksting Wow. But I’m letting that one through to the keeper.

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cathywilcox1 Fair dinkum power.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/sjGQTlBoJ0

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@dobes This is a good amendment, I reckon, because “protecting public revenue” is a VERY low bar. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Right, well there goes my weekend, eh @dobes? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Daryl Braithwaite’s “The Horses” is tedious, plodding rubbish and if you like it then you are a burden on society.

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Who’s this “We”, @ABCArts? It’s such tedious crap. twitter.com/ABCArts/status…

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@bigjsl @NewtonMark It’s forgotten about this. I’ll have to go there next time I’m in Tasmania.

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@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark Does this count? It’s already happened.

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I remember this, and yes it is thoroughly dreadful. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Somehow I missed this, though I did see your comment that Phelps would be more Liberal than Labor.

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Fri plan, updated: Catch up on last night’s Senate committee hearing (done); a few client sysadmin tasks (soon); qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SG

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus, who will be totally shocked* by this news. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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PSyvret Oh for fs. I was trying to decide which team I hated more tonight. This solves it. 🙄 twitter.com/scottmorrisonm…

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Also, @sophbenj, world’s highest-quality masonry work right there. twitter.com/sophiebeerdraw…

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@gths I’m trying to think of a bad pun on that, but it’ll have to wait.

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Another report, with a much better headline: “The undersea and the ecstasy: MDMA leaves octopuses loved up”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OX

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@larz Wow. That is probably it, yes. And only slightly frightening.

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@larz If the octopuses figure out they can get good drugs from us, this might not end well.

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Wolfie_Rankin Surrender your dope to the Octopi twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Fresh fish descending into Sydney (Bankstown). pic.twitter.com/3Km1ppRbWN

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“On lower doses, one animal ‘looked like it was doing water ballet,’ swimming around with outstretched arms. Anothe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm

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“Scientists Gave MDMA to Octopuses — and What Happened Was Profound”gizmodo.com/scientists-gav…Q

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@NewtonMark @mattjhatton @UNSW Indeed. I am feeling confident about this, looking at the BoM just now.

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Very @dobes content. Troop Cat Ed needs to lift his game. twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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ericgarland I repeat: someone isn’t getting a plea deal. 😎 twitter.com/GeorgePapa19/s…

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@NewtonMark Only for freight, except for a rack-and-pinion jobbie on the west coast.

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Gosh, @jeamland. I… I don’t know what to say. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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ICYMI the other day, our local quoll. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@PeteLawler That would be @techoglot, mostly. But he paid money.

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This Cessna Caravan II is arseing about over the Mountains at the moment. pic.twitter.com/EHI4RAuxTy

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@mattjhatton @UNSW Nice stuff. Very @NewtonMark content. And such a lovely day for flying. I hope next Friday is the same for us.

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Even @nswpolice cannot protect us from the Bin Chicken Menace. twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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RT [PROTECTED], an important image for our times. pic.twitter.com/FLsL2yHGkU

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phbarratt The problem with your second sentence is that no one is granted residency without ASIO scrutiny.

BTW it’s an extra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron “Before he became a history professor, Robinson was Amnesty International’s head of rese..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mi

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Searching just now on the title and author’s name revealed plenty of interviews and reviews.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Speaking of which, “The Killing Season” is the book I mentioned last night.

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“While Everyone Was Distracted By Strawberries, Peter Dutton Introduced Laws To Snoop On Your Private Chats” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JR

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It’s muppets all the way down.

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@UNSW I’m pretty sure all those DA-40 Diamond Star flights out of Camden are @UNSW jobs.

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EVNautilus Big gulp! The Nautilus team spotted a gulper eel doing just that in @HawaiiReef. That pouch-like mouth can inflate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Og

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I should also plug my current @Pozible campaign, right? Here it is. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Would you like to ruin your lunch? Please have a podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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So much excitement in Parliament yesterday! twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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jonkudelka Chip is now everyone’s mascot. twitter.com/awardsdarwin/s…

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JessicaValenti If you’re going to do a “women for Kavanaugh” bus maybe make sure that the men don’t outnumber the women in the pho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J1

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus The lobster thing is never going to get old.

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“Australian soldiers could soon begin regular military rotations to Papua New Guinea as anxiety over China’s growin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gt

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I’d missed this yesterday. I think @dobes and @SnarkyPlatypus would appreciate this excellent parliamentary banter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iz

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Fri plan, draft: Catch up on last night’s Senate committee hearing; maybe write for @zdnetaustralia; a few client s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sq

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lanesainty “We’re going to do better.” Officials tried to put a dead whale in a dumpster in Rye, New Hampshire, and it didn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aj

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This is lovely Blue Mountains spring weather, @CARROT_app. The update seems to have worked. pic.twitter.com/xPQ9xU2z9v

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If you too would like to feel ill in just three minutes, listen to my podcast. stilgherrian.com/edict/00078/ twitter.com/PointZeroOne/s…

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Friday. Repetitive and slightly irritating. Friday.

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@JustJimWillDo It was free, answer so far there are no signs of drugs. All hail cynicism. But I’m off to bed now. Ciao.

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@JustJimWillDo Meanwhile the cab driver who just dropped me home offered a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie, whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Of

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@JustJimWillDo Not this time. It’s continuing on to Lithgow as per the timetable.

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