Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

November 13th, 2018

I’m going away now.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

Maybe the Morrison government is a false flag operation.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

NewtonMark Old Americans:
Grew up with TV news with editorial standards, if it was on a screen it was instantly credible.

You..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t1

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:16 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

randomphrase “We have a policy that we’re not being hacked” was funny back in 2004. (kottke.org/04/07/my-new-p…) twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@verbaliza Oh thanks. It being the hour it is, and having been out drinking RESPONSIBLY, I hadn’t checked the paper..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2T

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to verbaliza

NSW Greens couldn’t, as the phrase goes, organise a fuck in a brothel.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

The Senate didn’t get even close to debating this today. It’s number 8 on the list and they didn’t even get through..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GH

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

stilgherrian “Protect and Serve.” twitter.com/EricHaywood/st…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

stilgherrian It appears that the role of Treasurer is being played by a slightly defective replicant in this latest parody of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D1

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Thank you to everyone telling me that @Target has been pwned. Nice day for it. Send Bitcoin.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

OH: “My mate was dressed in a chicken costume when he was hit by the tram, and the other guy was dressed as a Roman..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d5

via Tweetbot for iΟS

The Senate ain’t gonna get to My Health Record tonight are they. They’re faffing around something chronic.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

What has Senator Cameron done now?

via Tweetbot for iΟS

KrangTNelson [absolute worst kid you knew in college voice] pic.twitter.com/Yq0REcJAGl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Tue plan, remainder: 1700 pre-meeting drink; 1730 meeting re an Interesting New Idea; sulk in my hotel room listeni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fh

via Twitter Web Client in reply to stilgherrian

best_in_dumbest You can’t remove the
“Ice” from “Crevices” pic.twitter.com/GHuy40pjcp

via Moist Horse (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

best_in_dumbest We can put the
“Vicar” in
“Vicariously” pic.twitter.com/rrD7Ek2cvR

via Moist Horse (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

glengyron Senior staffer: Here, take this iPhone and these garbage bags of Fentanyl and make daily videos with your Pollies…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HO

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:40 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

James_Jeffrey Hurray for Pollywood! pic.twitter.com/8vn4WJljmu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Hey @ScottMorrisonMP @JoshFrydenberg @TonyAbbottMHR maybe you should have a look at some of these to help enhance y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9I

via TweetDeck

@James_Jeffrey @dobes @GuardianAus @AmyRemeikis Mind you, it is difficult to take this seriously.

via TweetDeck in reply to James_Jeffrey

@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I need to know more about Elliott.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@dobes @James_Jeffrey I hope someone is collecting them all, so that we can rank them in order of excellents.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

Now playing, because YouTube insisted: Bonnie Tyler, “Total Eclipse of the Heart” youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Now playing: MC Hammer, “U Can’t Touch This” youtube.com/watch?v=_NNYI8… Because reasons.

via TweetDeck

Just noticed this on the Dynamic Red. Response to Legal and Constitutional Affairs References Committee report on t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NH

via TweetDeck

“Scott Morrison Rolls Out New Sleeve Tatt In Effort To Combat Poor Polling Numbers” betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/… pic.twitter.com/00hNnvVunM

via TweetDeck

@JohnBirmingham “Nice seagull” is a phrase you don’t hear very often. But this is for @zdnetaustralia so no seagull..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cr

via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

“Local councils and taxi commission continued to seek telco metadata: Comms Alliance” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/local-…

via TweetDeck

I need a new dinkus.

via TweetDeck

@glengyron Here’s the spot, though Google’s view doesn’t go all the way up that path to the right to Treasury Place..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zx

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@plbrocks You are missing a really terrible to-camera video by Mr Frydenberg. I daresay it’ll be replicated onto news sites soon enough.

via TweetDeck in reply to plbrocks

FWIW, @glengyron, that’s the Commonwealth Offices in Melbourne, in the Old Treasury Building.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Kate_McClymont Sounds like Greens MP @jennyleong wants her colleague @greensjeremy to “explore external development opportunities”. twitter.com/brigidglanvill…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:53 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@DrRhysPockett I’m an idiot, but not that much of an idiot.

via TweetDeck in reply to DrRhysPockett

@CptHollingworth Hah! Yes indeed. I can accept that someone thought it was a good idea for an advert — it isn’t — btwitter.com/i/web/status/1…R6k5

via TweetDeck in reply to CptHollingworth

Only a Coalition government can prevent tooth decay.

via TweetDeck

James_Jeffrey This has derailed me pic.twitter.com/9I44E3Wfwi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

It appears that the role of Treasurer is being played by a slightly defective replicant in this latest parody of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D1

via TweetDeck

TranslateRealDT Let’s review:

- It’s 11:20pm in Paris right now;
- This tweet has correct grammar;
- Accurate information;
- Appro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:12 PM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Interesting lunch was interesting.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@NewtonMark Oh yeah, this was around last Christmas, maybe it was. But they weren’t shipping to Australia. It’s very real.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to NewtonMark

Facts never did anyone any good.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

zacmartin LinkedIn is 15 years old and there’s still no option for Freelancer on your profile.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

john_overholt Turns out jigsaw puzzle makers just use the same die to cut apart different puzzles, so you can mix and match…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Su

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Yes, Jerome Corsi, this is definitely the reason that you’ll be indicted. thehill.com/policy/nationa… pic.twitter.com/uDpyf06Upr

via Tweetbot for iΟS

SethAbramson MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Second Imminent Mueller Indictment Apparently Confirmed by Roger Stone twitter.com/thehill/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

purserj Things that never happened for $200 thanks Alex twitter.com/officialmcafee…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:05 AM, Nov 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@staticsan @rohan_p Then you will die. As will I. Because the avocado is the evil slime fruit and must be stopped.

via TweetDeck in reply to staticsan

@rohan_p @staticsan The last thing I need when I wake up is a room-sized screen nagging me about the health effects..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WH

via TweetDeck in reply to rohan_p

@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @SnarkyPlatypus Mate, don’t click on links in unsolicited emails.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @SnarkyPlatypus Oh yeah, I thought it rang a bell. A bad bell.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

jeffsonstein great idea twitter.com/reduct_rs/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@rohan_p This has become an infomercial now. I hope we get a cooking segment.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@rohan_p Mind you, I was just about to tweet about not hearing from patients in a conference about putting patients..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rw

via TweetDeck in reply to rohan_p

@rohan_p I would like to not hear the phrase “patient journey” ever again.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I just heard the word “healthfulness”. I think it must be a back-formation from “wellness”, but I think the word th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8z

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

The CBA’s Future of Health conference is kicking off. pic.twitter.com/V3U3WY9VnB

via Tweetbot for iΟS

I haven’t seen Four Corners or read any coverage yet. But folks taking about Labor replacing the Board etc when th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TQ

via TweetDeck

mattliddy 🚨 Job alert. 🚨

ABC News is looking for a *digital designer* to help take our coverage of politics and elections to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jj

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

DrChaya We do examine assholes all day so it does make us an expert on them. You qualify twitter.com/AnnCoulter/sta…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Nov 13th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Anyway, you have until Thursday to opt out of My Health Record. Do it. You can always get one later, once the gover..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cl

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

The test started yesterday, actually. “Senate passes motion calling for extension of My Health Record opt-out perio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zq

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “ADHA privacy boss reportedly quits as My Health Record faces first big test”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Md

via TweetDeck

@CARROT_app Tue plan, draft: 0900 CBA Future of Health Conference, at least the first bit; 1200 lunch meeting; writ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…On

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

What a beautiful Sydney day @CARROT_app has planned for us. pic.twitter.com/jyCmu6T6c7

via Twitter for iPhone

Tuesday. How many socks are there? Tuesday.

via TweetDeck

@viveka Welcome to Sydney’s hilarious* late night licencing rules. A late night whiskey is forbidden.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to viveka

OK, I’m outta here. Please put your toys away after playtime.

via TweetDeck

I did actually do this at a bar where I am a regular. A whiskey and soda with the faintest splash of soda. It meets..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kM

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I literally can’t enjoy a decent whiskey in Sydney after midnight because the bar staff are required to add a pollutant.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

So yeah. “No doubles,” they say. So I ask for a single. But I can’t order spirits neat after midnight. Sydney is fucked.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Hahahaha it’s gone midnight in the Sydney CBD so I can’t buy whiskey unless it’s (a) only one ounce, and (b) with a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tQ

via TweetDeck

@JamarzOnMarz Man I hope you can break it there. Maybe I should say @mediajorge and @GT_DJ, can you listen to my m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…El

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to JamarzOnMarz

@JamarzOnMarz Assuming you’re there? I know San Francisco well, having been there a bunch of times.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@Telstra Admittedly Telstra knows my location because they connect my SIM to the grid, but FFS just give me a data..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ef

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Yeah thanks @Telstra I’m deleting the Telstra 24x7 app from all my devices now. What the fuck is wrong with you? twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

via Tweetbot for iΟS