Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 14th, 2019

queeranatomy An eighteenth-century leather dildo found in the ramparts around Gdansk. Most accounts of early-modern dildos descr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u7

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@bigbadave @NewtonMark @dobes Don’t get me started on the George Street tram wires arsehattery.

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RealPressSecBot A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/2N0BczuMDr

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dakami This is the most terribly hopeful thing and oddly, I am here for it.

It’s just so…accepting, ok? twitter.com/litmoose/statu…

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PPantsdown Scientists need to get out more twitter.com/Harpers/status…

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beccalew Stefan not knowing what a normal-ass port looks like is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here in a long time pic.twitter.com/VGE818grrY

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@ozmusiq Yep, I’m across that. You can’t get a brewing license for less than a certain large volume, a rule that wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Do

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@bigbadave @NewtonMark @dobes Oh there’s a method to the madness. I’ve been slowly learning its mysteries.

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@BubiTwitt God are you people STILL going on about this? Thank the gods Twitter is so packed full of accident inves..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AB

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@bigbadave @NewtonMark @dobes The Internet of Trees is kindergarten stuff compared with this. I mean, just look at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TP

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @NewtonMark Perhaps I should’ve stayed longer to learn their end game.

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@NewtonMark @dobes Quite literally a “power board”, I guess.

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@NewtonMark @dobes Anyway, Mark, this is how electricity works. This is what night market stallholders plug into i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kO

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lokinhei @hkpoliceforce wow, those pro-Beijing guys even got some doctor certificates and receipts for treatment, even for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PJ

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best_in_dumbest Be the “Self own”
in “Cellphone” pic.twitter.com/Ur6aGZH4MU

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@NewtonMark @dobes I think you worry too much about electricity. In the tropics, electricity is your friend.

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@NewtonMark @dobes There’s also a guy holding the ladder on the left, but he’s kinda hidden behind it. All safety p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…di

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@dobes @NewtonMark Today in Chiang Mai I’ve learned how this 7G infrastructure is built. You just lean your ladders..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hW

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Spotted down a tiny back alley. pic.twitter.com/6uHnRMxqzP

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@DDsD I’ve thought of using Untappd but the last thing I need is yet another database of how much beer I drink.

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@NewtonMark They were closed, with no sign of actual pugs, so there’s a market opening right there!

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Sat plan, remainder, 6.30pm last-night-in-town edition: Shower and brief rest; head to the night markets to find a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…va

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@DDsD Well that’s a good start, I suppose.

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@ApostrophePong Grrr I’m envious. We’ve had nothing more than light showers up here all week.

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And…. crossing the khlong just short of my hotel. This bridge is better guardedpic.twitter.com/2M4cwtIZ8F8F

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Crossing the moat again, though there’s no remnants of the city walls by this gate. pic.twitter.com/KRnhXBbw5C

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The Old City is smaller than I keep imagining. I ended up at one of the South Gates by accident pic.twitter.com/Lh61LUfhlA

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@kiwibrew @nontgor Actually I know the story here. There’s a Thai craft beer that’s brewed in Melbourne for the same reason.

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@BrigadierSlog I understand your proposed strategy, but even I can’t do 100 beers in 20 hours.

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PhilosophyMttrs You should LIKE this, but if you don’t, we guess that’s ok, whatever.. pic.twitter.com/Vqjg1TFFah

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@BrigadierSlog So typical of me to find the tiny craft beer bar on my last night in town.

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@morebento Yes, I get taken back a few blocks for a computer guided liver transplant.

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The signs says there’s more than 100 craft beers inside, and it’s true. How many should I try?

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I asked for a local Chiang Mai beer. I now have a My Beer Friend Pale Ale which is allegedly only available in this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aw

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s the fellow. Thai ones have a few distinctive styles, obviously, but I know nothing about them.

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@SnarkyPlatypus If the dragons prove elusive it might have to be a lion-dog thing. What are they called again? pic.twitter.com/9QPgnvMXQH

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TheOnion Vagina Has Five O’Clock Shadow trib.al/IwquhBH pic.twitter.com/Gp8WLddiFY

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Having had a couple of beers here (see map) I’m going to walk west to that obvious shopping strip, south to the edg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uu

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There is something really weird happening. I’m at an intersection in Chiang Mai and the drivers are obeying the traffic lights, mostly.

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus My God, this is so very very old-school. I assume it’s a full white tie event? Certainl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wc

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@Raphaelite_Girl @futureidentity That’s right, although bass player Brian Kennelly went on to have a successful sol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F8

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@futureidentity @Raphaelite_Girl Great band, though. Their second album was the best, “Enter by the North Gate”.

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@oberonsghost That’s why they pay you the medium bucks!

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CptHollingworth Folks, that is one staff meeting I would kill to see.

“Look, we’ve talked with the faculty, and despite your… th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LZ

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Will_Tanner .@thetimes Picture Editor is clearly enjoying himself. pic.twitter.com/IjXqblYn8t

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The excellent* thing about the moat crossings is that the traffic is suddenly on the right-hand side of the road, n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jr

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The inner moat and remnants of the city walls at the north-east corner of the Old City. pic.twitter.com/ohkTgtZISP

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Elephants guard the outer moat slash khlong. pic.twitter.com/DMxWbR1Dur

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@natebrooks23 @Priest Oh, I hadn’t noticed any heat, sorry. Probably because my focus is on wandering the streets t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a8

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NewtonMark You need to stop saying this, because it clearly isn’t. twitter.com/brexitcountdow…

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@Priest @natebrooks23 I know you don’t see that. :) Just as I don’t see why you’re so insistent they’re to blame.

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@Priest @natebrooks23 I’m not trolling. I’m making, or was trying to make, an argument about news reports making ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MA

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@natebrooks23 @Priest A second? Is that all? I mean, I believe you if that’s the recommendation, but it seems very short to me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s both large and gaudy. Not for hand luggage.

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@Priest @natebrooks23 Oncoming traffic that was travelling too fast to stop in time to avoid a reasonably normal ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dY

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@Priest @natebrooks23 Now so far the judgements are being made in this case via a single video. Questions here incl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rl

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@Priest @natebrooks23 After that, I reckon come more questions? Why wasn’t there time? Was the driver going too fas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gD

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@Priest @natebrooks23 I’m probably not making my point clear. It’s the driver’s job to be aware of their surroundin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dr

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@paulwallbank I’ve been waiting for a proper thunderstorm all week.

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@Priest @natebrooks23 I don’t drive at all, but that doesn’t alter my argument, which is about the relationship of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xt

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@Priest @natebrooks23 What I objected to was the judgement in the story, already placing blame. That the driver fai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rx

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@Priest @natebrooks23 I’m not changing my argument. My intention has always been to speak hypothetically about the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6A

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I’ve finally found two excellent dragons for @SnarkyPlatypus but I suspect that there might be objections from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xX

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@Priest @natebrooks23 I’m deliberately NOT talking about this specific situation, because making judgements based o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gF

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Hey Australia, check out this Product Boy’s service! 100Mb/s symmetrical fibre for AUD 29 a month. pic.twitter.com/orJZxh2LVK

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@Priest @natebrooks23 YMMV, but I reckon not crashing into people is a good enough reason. :) More seriously, that’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fP

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@MagnusManske @natebrooks23 Goodbye, Petal. I hope it hasn’t all been too traumatic for you. [Pats head gently]

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@natebrooks23 @MagnusManske … and that’s where the argument about “reasonable” comes in. My gripe was with the immetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…eav9

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@natebrooks23 @MagnusManske No, it’s not always “pedestrian right”. I’m hoping I said that’s where the story starts..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Al

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@armidale3 What does it say on all of the screenshot, the start of the thread, and my profile? It’s possible you mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uZ

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MagnusManske @stilgherrian @natebrooks23 The fact that you just call names instead of addressing the point means you’re just a troll.
Goodbye.

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Hmmm. My morning nap was clearly much-needed, but now the forecast temperature has risen. Still, I’m determined to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tL

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@natebrooks23 @MagnusManske You’re so close to getting the point, SO close. :)

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@natebrooks23 @MagnusManske Heh. I’ve waiting for that red herring to jump from its pond. Elephant stamp for you, Sir!

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The National Party is a fuckwit. They’re all just the same fuckwit. twitter.com/lucybarbour/st…

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Nats MP George Christensen is a fuckwit. twitter.com/lucybarbour/st…

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@natebrooks23 @MagnusManske I’m noting all the excuses to put into my next podcast, actually. Keep ‘em coming, everyone!

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@natebrooks23 @MagnusManske I’m rather “enjoying” all the excuses being put forward, rather than the fundamental po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ie

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@natebrooks23 @MagnusManske The video is irrelevant. Armchair video analysts (isn’t name-calling fun!) want to skip..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K0

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I love how “complying with the law” is always positioned as being anti-innovation. So-called “tech” companies are s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7e

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cybergibbons Well, I’m bored. Shodan it is.

Here’s a weigh bridge guarded by plastic farm animals. pic.twitter.com/seJEKiXVHM

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My sessions have been remarkably restrained. I’m mostly just eating mountains of fried rice and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qf

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Well at least the RFDS will get more funding now that whinging boomers are affected.

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“Flying doctors hit a record as grey nomads get into ‘all sorts of trouble’” abc.net.au/news/2019-09-1…

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“‘It’s an unimaginable amount’: Japanese hoteliers fear Rugby World Cup fans will drink them dry” abc.net.au/news/2019-09-1…

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“Butcher-bound yak embarks on ‘mountain escape plans’ after fleeing delivery truck” abc.net.au/news/2019-09-1…

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Full Moon is in three hours, at 1433 AEST.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “‘Screaming car wreck’ of internet routing needs a fire brigade: Geoff Huston” zdnet.com/article/scream…

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And yes I do realise it’s going to be hot and sticky outside.

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Sat plan, supplemental: I have been disappointed with the amount of wet in the wet season this week. The storms hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nf

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Sat plan, an outline: Slow start with ; walk around Chiang Mai, including up along the river and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…St

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@JoshuaWithers Perhaps, though “gorydamn pixie” is pretty good.

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Picketer Tone is doing op eds that are just the 14 words now. pic.twitter.com/rlMgEk57I9

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@sixoh60 I just have everything turned up to 11.

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@JoshuaWithers Yes it is fucking nice enough thank you.

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Well I’m certainly looking forward to this thunderstorm..pic.twitter.com/TZ6SqAWVsxsx

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glengyron Maybe Tony Abbott could be the next Daisy Cousins?

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Saturday. How many of these actions are even comfortable? And can that be washed? Saturday.

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University of Technology Sydney (UTS) has changed… pic.twitter.com/xqVYphL1N9

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SixthTone After a three-year slump, China’s instant noodle sales — a useful barometer for the country’s overall economy — sawtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q4Ap

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This sort of thing will definitely not get you arrested. twitter.com/edyong209/stat…

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OrkneyLibrary Can’t believe it’s been a whole year since Sting was in to return his books. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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@oberonsghost I’ve had a lot of local tailors trying to sell me a suit today. I should’ve checked this out. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jperlow @ashleyrgold @zteusa This has to be at the core of the drama. ZTE and Huawei have been churning out excell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kH

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@jperlow @ashleyrgold @zteusa Whenever I think that Australian politics is crazy… etc. :)

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skipfoster This is either an amazing troll job by the @NHC_Atlantic or an amazing coincidence. Note that the track absolutely..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EL

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@jperlow @ashleyrgold @zteusa I’ll admit I haven’t been tracking things in Trumplandia as closely as I might.

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@jperlow @ashleyrgold @zteusa My understanding was that it’s only the network gear that’s been problematic, not the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oM

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backwards_river Cocarettes are made from genuine Bolivian coca leaves. Absolutely not injurious. Chicago 1883 pic.twitter.com/T6ZdSWf6fC

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@SuperCroup A Pikachu and a bottle of lube. Planning a night in I see!

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RadioFreeTom bwahahahahaha twitter.com/peterbakernyt/…

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