Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 19th, 2019

stilgherrian POLL: Do you take your phone with you when you go to have a poo? (Please retweet for Science.)

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@harfacow Yeah, but it’s not as effective at conveying my views.

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@harfacow Have you tried loosening your sphincters?

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@harfacow I’m not sure why this is a complicated question.

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@harfacow What word do you see in the tweet?

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Yeah this is already going pretty much as expected, but do please retweet it outside my own circle of weird-ass fol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jN

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I still love this advert for Singapore. I think @SnarkyPlatypus would appreciate* it. pic.twitter.com/EdPoOfkZUe

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POLL: Do you take your phone with you when you go to have a poo? (Please retweet for Science.)

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Downing tools, finally. I decided to skip the shopping, but then got into the zone for writing.

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@DrRhysPockett I did not see this. This has been added to my reading list, thank you.

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@ComplaintStick Thanks, but I’m happy to let it stay up for now.

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@awelder Well I’m usually a fan of the classics.

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It would be inappropriate for me to recommend genocide.

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I guess this is another example of tech bubble dwellers shouting “Hey look at this new thing!” when they reinvent something we already have.

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What a daft statement. Robot have been building cars since 1969. robotics.org/blog-article.c… Robots have explored other..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HM

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@SnarkyPlatypus Perhaps, but do they care? A defo case means they’ll get a boatload more stories out of it.

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kemal_atlay @geirorourke The chiro admitted to preparing his alternative medicine by purchasing a bottle of water from a shop a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ry

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kemal_atlay I love this story by @geirorourke so much - A Qld chiropractor has been ordered to stop treating humans AND animals..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qa

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davidghamilton1 Brushtail possums are mostly herbivorous, but will occasionally eat meat if they get the chance

In places where t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1p

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davidghamilton1 Guilty possum knows he shouldn’t be in a Tasmanian devil trap! pic.twitter.com/M75BosbbCF

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Well yeah I think some of us saw this one coming. twitter.com/NickDRalston/s…

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oliyoung How cromulent twitter.com/jasonscampbell…

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“Opposition-backed robodebt lawsuit must ‘break new ground’ in High Court to succeed” by @Stevie_Easton themandarin.com.au/116259-opposit…

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UtilityLimb don’t set your timeline to military time. bunch of weird dudes tweet from 2400-6666 hours & all they talk about is some secret “in the well”

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@DavidFeng There’s a fair chance these are not Australian trains.

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@zdnetaustralia Thu plan, 1530 update: Quick administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia, a bunch of things to be deli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kQ

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pixelatedboat If Jerry Seinfeld was still alive he’d probably do a comedy routine about “what’s the deal with computers?” Really makes you think

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tha_rami HOW IS THE CLICKHOLE ONE THE LESS BAD ONE twitter.com/jesawyer/statu…

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hacks4pancakes Conferences, by start time:
0700: Something military. Probably a safety brief.
0800: 90% suits, and expect at least..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv

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mjg59 Speed up your Linux boot by replacing /dev/random with a symlink to /dev/zero

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@jodiem It’s me, but my soul has been stolen.

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@SuperCroup I have never been part of a conspiracy.

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On a train again. No photos today because you know what these Sydney trains look like.

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jonkudelka Imagine watching west wing all your life then getting to be a staffer in the PMO and realising that it’s just sendi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ne

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On a train. Acceptable .

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NerbieDansers we were gonna do a war with iran but the air force googled “f-35 rain” and then “does it rain in iran”

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Coming up tomorrow, a public hearing on the catchy “Inquiry into the impact of the exercise of law enforcement and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uw

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@BundyB @dobes When I was in Chiang Mai I saw some chaps that had definitely left their regular souls at home while..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CY

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@BundyB @dobes It’s not just a standard rental job?

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I think @dobes is in Singapore and I have fears for his soul.

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@explanoit Maybe you tried inserting the wrong end first? I’ve made that mistake, and it isn’t exactly comfortable.

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@j_s_n_d The Australian government is known for its secrecy.

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@justAfanDavid Citizenship etc would be relevant, since it’s a government job.

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@alexander_band I couldn’t DM you, so you’ll find my text in your email. Thanks.

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@Raf_Epstein Using a $50 is traditional for cocaine too.

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ICYMI, there’s a very cool tech support job on offer in Tasmania and Antarctica. twitter.com/AusAntarctic/s…

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Reading an introduction to Resource Public Key Infrastructure (RPKI) to help avoid making a fool of myself today. rpki.readthedocs.io/en/latest/rpki…

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@CARROT_app The two solid days of rain were much appreciated.

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@Raf_Epstein Well exactly. He has people for this sort of thing.

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@Raf_Epstein And who else has cash sticking out of their pants? Maybe Trump is organising his post-presidential car..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d4

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@Raf_Epstein At the risk of sounding partisan, which I don’t intend, didn’t Barack Obama make some comment about no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TH

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Raf_Epstein Extraordinary picture.. no matter your view of him or his politics.. twitter.com/tombrennerphot…

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@yabbie5674 Potatoes don’t come from China.

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Apparently WA Transport needs a quick refresher on the origin of Sutton’s Law. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutton%27… twitter.com/VTeagueAus/sta…

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@yabbie5674 Some sort of animal turd? The turd of a sick animal?

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Not having a go at you specifically, @myriamrobin, but I’m one of the people who tires of digital surveillance bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q8

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TheOnion Patrick Stewart Spends Morning Shaving Beautiful Golden Locks That Grow On Head Every Night trib.al/XbsdJhX pic.twitter.com/bhpI85QOlD

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Routine reminder: Data retention is also about people other than journalists. twitter.com/myriamrobin/st…

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@glengyron “You’ll never catch me, Copper!”

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glengyron Midwinter ball used to be fun. That family first guy doing his “Troughman” thing in the toilets. But then it went commercial.

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flashman i’d love to have heard the sound of a few dozen journalists suddenly realising who and what they were hobnobbing wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rC

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Remember, folks, ONE NATION PARTY is anagram of OBSESSIONAL GRIEVANCES.

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nbcchicago Navy confirms UFO videos posted by Blink 182 rocker are real and should not have been released..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nQ

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@glengyron Thank you. I’m pleased that my brain can do this at this hour.

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How come Mark O’Polo never brought the secret of noodles all the way back to Ireland?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I also like the term “the Dastyari threshold”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus John Fitzgerald is rather well respected in his field.

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Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 1200 pho, Haymarket; administrivia; story pitches; a little shopping; q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…26

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“Gladys Liu and the
pitfalls of cultural anxiety” by John Fitzgerald lowyinstitute.org/the-interprete… Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.

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Today’s weather for Sydney is acceptable, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/5nRXQiIBDO

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Thursday. Did you pay for those biscuits? Thursday.

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