Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 24th, 2019

I’m going away now. Let me know how Mr Johnson goes.

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@davispg Depends on whether they’re a duck.

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Imagine if everyone who described themselves as an “entrepreneur” was thrown into a canal.

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DJBentley Hello… twitter.com/bringatrailer/…

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@munin I had a Thai partner for nearly 10 years. I was indoctrinated.

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@munin “Cereal”? I generally have fried rice for breakfast.

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@munin Where is the cheese in this scenario?

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Oh yes I will. I am so up for this. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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@JustJimWillDo I see your problem. The Semillon was probably fine, but you needed a beer for that.

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Remember, folks, CLASSIC LIBERAL is an anagram of CUNT.

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@JustJimWillDo What the fuck were you thinking? I mean, wine with red curry is a waste to begin with.

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@NewtonMark This is the core aspect of the forthcoming fun.

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NewtonMark The bit before “of course” is Johnson’s opinion. The bit after “of course” is a simple statement of fact about what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rm

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LettersOfNote ok ok ok I’ll tweet it again pic.twitter.com/1p2GcpsbgV

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@swearyanthony Abstract impressionism is a tough call for literalists though.

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@swearyanthony Yeah but Gough’s administration had to be portrayed as a horror. And to be fair, it wasn’t that flash.

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And from the BBC, “Was modern art a weapon of the CIA?” (4 Oct 2016) bbc.com/culture/story/…

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ICYMI, “Modern art was CIA ‘weapon’” (22 Oct 1995) independent.co.uk/news/world/mod…

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jplonie SO MANY POINTS TO THE PERSON WHO GOT SCOMO TO STAND BY A MCDONALDS ORDER SCREEN IN NY pic.twitter.com/7voEUwYOVV

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@swearyanthony Well the IPA gremlins really are a waste of space.

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@Cornaum Obviously I have no idea who you might mean. ;)

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I can sit and look at Blue Poles for hours, and generally ignore the CIA aspects to the whole abstract impressionis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1k

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If the UK hasn’t both sacked a PM and called a general election in the next 24 hours then FFS they are such amateurs, says an Australian.

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manwhohasitall ALL MEN! Does your skin feel smooth and plump? Are you aware of the new skincare rules for Autumn? Is your face com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kH

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@swearyanthony @davidallengreen Ta. I’ll listen once I’ve finished the podcast I’m in the midst of.

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Full judgements at supremecourt.uk/decided-cases/… (The top two as I write, Cherry and others (Respondents) v Advocate Gene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8e

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@swearyanthony @davidallengreen Yeah he’s got a point. You don’t want any doubt with this one. (And you listen to LBC?)

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The full text of the statement by Lady Hale, the president of the UK Supreme Court. bbc.com/news/uk-politi… My unde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wn

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@munin Coming from a Westminster-system country helps with background, but the Supreme Court has written it very clearly.

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@jeamland More a Scottish murder mystery, I think.

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@swearyanthony Yep, a nice bit of work. The Justices were obviously conscious of the import.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia last week: “Honesty needed to break ‘impasse’ over cops versus encrypted data”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sg

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stilgherrian ICYMI, the results of the IMPORTANT POLL from the other day. pic.twitter.com/REZND4yuqr

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I’ve actually read the UK Supreme Court judgement, which probably puts me ahead of 95% of the people having an opinion on it.

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Before we get too carried away, that movement is less that one cent. twitter.com/JimMFelton/sta…

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@jonoabroad @jeamland As I’m reading it so far, the immediate effect is that parliament is back on at 1130 local ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dl

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@jeamland This is all going to be a lot of fun. For some value of fun.

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@bsveen Well there is that, yes, and it’s wonderful to watch the Dunning-Kruger effect in full force

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SkyNews ‘The House of Commons will resume at 11.30am tomorrow’ says Commons speaker, John Bercow.

Get the latest updates..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SZ

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The margin seems to be narrowing but I’m not convinced. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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This is what the Pound did at the exact moment the announced their ruling. pic.twitter.com/wMKiVv1fYC

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@purserj I dunno, I’ve already deleted the email.

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Yeah but if you call a cunt a cunt they suspend you. twitter.com/matt_levinson/…

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matt_levinson Wow. Twitter fact checking tweets on David Attenborough in real time. pic.twitter.com/O1ZiM2PsEZ

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@jonoabroad It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had a live broadcast become irrelevant while it was happening. It’s hilarious*.

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, British constitutional law. Hello, I’m Dwayne Arsehat.”

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@jonoabroad It’s been a while, hasn’t it. I’ll see how I feel later in the week.

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I suppose I should do a podcast soon, but there’s no way it can be about current events because they’re changing too fast.

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EquusontheBuses “Can we make politics any stranger, today?
“How about we dig up Franco?”
“On it.” pic.twitter.com/7IeNeuxpxO

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If Australian Border Force doesn’t intercept and destroy all memes from the UK for the next 72 hour then what is it even for.

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chrismoranuk Here’s the ruling’s impact on the Guardian’s audience. Y axis is page views per minute. pic.twitter.com/aQAGlQFtUr

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@kels_316 @upulie Maybe we could offer tours of the Chicken Curtain.

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JMDesplat We @UkNatArchives have just released 111 MI5 files, including Kim Philby’s confession and many files relating to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cO

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nixcraft What will it? pic.twitter.com/ifa6zuZaZL

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kels_316 Is this a sex thing? Because “ripping down your chicken curtain” sounds like a sex thing. A terrible one. twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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@jennylmackinnon I saw that tweet before. It’s a fantastic line. :)

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Is there anything interesting happening in Britain?

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT POLL: Is Adelaide a shithole? (Please retweet for reach.)

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Here’s a diagram of all the government cybers in Australia. twitter.com/MsLods/status/…

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@MsLods Oh thanks. There’s my afternoon reading!

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i386 @stilgherrian Every time I go to Adelaide I congratulate locals on their proud 30 years of electricity

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Whatever you do, don’t forget Maggie Beer’s Verjuice. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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IMPORTANT POLL: Is Adelaide a shithole? (Please retweet for reach.)

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Hahahaha talk about being a sensitive dull and boring little shithole. twitter.com/G_Westgarth/st…

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LucyXIV how would you feel if a goose had monster truck wheels twitter.com/cathyyoung63/s…

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ICYMI, the results of the IMPORTANT POLL from the other day. pic.twitter.com/REZND4yuqr

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LiveTrafficSyd BROADWAY: Avoid Parramatta Rd at City Rd due to a crash involving a ute and pedestrians. 2 of 3 westbound lanes are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YS

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Pars 7 and 8 are definitely burying the lede. twitter.com/paigeataylor/s…

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paigeataylor I will forever love this story from The Border Watch. I l feel it is important to share from time to time just beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…44

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snurb_dot_info And here’s the same graph for retweets only - much greater separation between the two, since few accounts retweeted..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fO

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jdub Meryl Streep is thinking *really* hard about how she can play Greta Thunberg in the film.

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snurb_dot_info Just tried to map the Twitter interactions around Scott Morrison’s and Bill Shorten’s accounts during , an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oH

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@purserj @dobes They get way too much attention.

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chrisberg valuable but with some extremely questionable rankings twitter.com/bencjenkins/st…

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@teambuild3r @zdnetaustralia @CarnegieCyber Read the paper. ;) It’s not long, it’s quite readable, and yeah it’s very sensible.

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@teambuild3r @zdnetaustralia Thanks, though the good people at @CarnegieCyber did all the hard work.

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I’ve just been made aware of the goose thing.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia last week: “Honesty needed to break ‘impasse’ over cops versus encrypted data”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sg

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Dear network operators, please use the existing tools to fix security” zdnet.com/article/dear-n…

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@SusanGrady3 @ZDNet Those quotes are reassuringly direct, which is why I like returning to them.

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“Trump Finally Makes a Friend: The president may be shunned nearly everywhere but at the bottom of the world he has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Du

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@davispg Dunno, it’s just some random virus, I assume, so I’m so the usual. And thanks.

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MikeIsaac is this the first NYSE subtweet twitter.com/nyse/status/11…

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Tue plan, draft: I am snuffling and my eyes are falling out of my face, so out of consideration for all of you I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ty

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A perfect weather forecast for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/Y3Id1G3n7M

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Tuesday. It doesn’t stretch as far as you might’ve hoped. Tuesday.

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