Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

September 29th, 2019

This evening’s random message on Wickr. pic.twitter.com/TLAynWiQSM

via Tweetbot for iΟS

ParrotOfTheDay Crimson rosella, today’s , on the march seeking seed at Kennett River on the Great Ocean Road, SW of Melb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ys

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@timpoliti Were they aboard the good ship Venus?

via TweetDeck in reply to timpoliti

“Daffodils are evil.”
“I know, there’s a whole film about that, right? About daffodils being evil.”
“That’s Triffid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yu

via TweetDeck

@glengyron @petstarr Also, it’s more Communism, that uniform.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@glengyron @petstarr Wait, sorry, where’s the Catholicism in this?

via TweetDeck in reply to glengyron

@petstarr @glengyron Is it frightening? It’s concerning, certainly.

via TweetDeck in reply to petstarr

@glengyron Doesn’t he look happy with his lot.

via TweetDeck in reply to glengyron

glengyron I feel like I forgot something. Where are my keys. Oh. There. Guess I’m good then. pic.twitter.com/ugq3sj7w3O

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

Pandamoanimum This is one of the best things I have ever seen on Facebook. pic.twitter.com/t3ikEg5x24

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

botandy time to gain knowledge pic.twitter.com/ue2KqDCo9q

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@NewtonMark @techoglot Well indeed. Or pipe the keyboard somewhere, because the keyboard is part of the OS. It’s al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bU

via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

“Boeing MQ-25 First Test Flight” youtube.com/watch?v=lLV8eQ… Sure, “autonomous drone” makes sense, but as an “aerial re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hs

via TweetDeck

@jonoabroad @techoglot I am familiar with most things that come out of a koala’s arse.

via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

@jonoabroad You’ll need to ask @techoglot. But that’s not a Vietnamese thing you’re thinking of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak

via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

@NewtonMark In any event, a beautifully tight formation. You should be very happy.

via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

@techoglot Indeed. You don’t “attack” the crypto, you attack the system. At its weak points. Like, where the messag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Um

via TweetDeck in reply to techoglot

@NewtonMark Oh, and break that guy’s nosewheel.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@NewtonMark It’s a wonderful photo, Mark. All you guys need to do now is repaint the aircraft. ;)

via Twitter Web App in reply to NewtonMark

@techoglot Yep, and it make sense to do it in the app rather than all this weird-arsed “OMFG BREAK MATHS” breathles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zq

via TweetDeck in reply to techoglot

SUNRISE GLOWS ON ITS ENVIOUS BUSHES. twitter.com/I_Find_Planets…

via TweetDeck

@techoglot Mind you, pretty much any app can do that if it so chooses. But “silently add third party to conversatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7n

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@je_au Oh that makes it ever better!

via TweetDeck in reply to je_au

@techoglot Sure. The app downloads some of its code off the internets, so it can swap in anything it likes without..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zd

via TweetDeck in reply to techoglot

NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 487: Huawei cynicism, cybers, and Cabramatta” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/48… Covers 22–29 Septtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…AqnZ

via TweetDeck

DavidLieber This is exclusively false. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@christopherneal It certainly looks both fascinating and rubbish. It’s my style.

via TweetDeck in reply to christopherneal

My tweets are quite odd.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

NewtonMark This photo might be one of the best ones that’s been taken of my formation team so far. Everyone’s looking polished..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…56

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

The great thing about Twitter is that people explain things you need to know. pic.twitter.com/ilarirCVBu

via Tweetbot for iΟS

RT [PROTECTED]: @stilgherrian Within patriarchal discourse certain utterances, such as those predicated on the auto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fe

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Slacko_Mitch For those that say only Melbourne has culture. twitter.com/whiowner/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

DadsPuns Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”

The other replies, “I’m a big metal fan”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

JezNews Retweeting this again for all the giant manbabies, whose replies I haven’t seen.
It turns out I’ve previously mute..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y8

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@verbaliza Not their best day, obviously. Also, congrats. :)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to verbaliza

TV series proposal: “Warwick Capper, Public Intellectual “.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

I did not know that we had a Giant Koala so this pleases me. twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

There seems to be a certain dissatisfaction with the French umpire.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@ari_hall Nope, this is chicken from the pub kitchen.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ari_hall

There’s also a bit more sportsball happening up there. pic.twitter.com/UAyOaWo9ao

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Sun plan, remainder: Nepalese chilli chicken; ponder the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; read some material for tomorrow’s @zdnetaustralia column.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

histoftech Request for help: did you program using COBOL in the 1960s? If so, my documentarian friend @melissapierce would lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8s

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

SuperCroup Me *putting sardines into an egg custard tart*: BUT THEY ARE BOTH FROM PORTUGAL, WHY DOESN’T THIS COMBINATION TASTE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

KieranMSimpson I’m making a dating site for Anti-Vaxxers. I’m currently trying to think of advertising slogans, all I’ve got so fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jeremy_gans Details from the study: dock effect is strongest where evidence is neither strong nor weak, jurors hold punitive vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gR

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

SwiftOnSecurity Every American teen think under Communism they will be nuclear scientist with attractive artist spouse instead of p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QQ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:50 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@nschultz How else would you know he’s a doctor?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to nschultz

@NewtonMark He didn’t look happy about anything.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to NewtonMark

Sydney Metro construction at sunset. pic.twitter.com/SssxHXssVv

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@paulkidd I don’t think there’s just one culprit, but there’s certainly a consensus.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paulkidd

I can confirm that this happened. In the gap between elections he’s busy writing software specs. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

IanPavelko My name is Ian.
I’m a 55 year old maniacal gearhead.
If you had told me 10 years ago I’d be driving an electric car..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

SnarkyPlatypus My one tweet review of The Farewell quote unquote : it’s so fucking Chinese it hurts. Strongly recommender

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

The message on this sign is false and misleading, trust me on this. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

DrGolfShirt 27 yo farmer presents with mild headache.

On examination: pic.twitter.com/mnLJGaPT91

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:16 PM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@upulie @ChrissieM @helenperris Better than a prawn-provoked deluge later.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to upulie

@SnarkyPlatypus @purserj @jonoabroad It’d be about the logistics of kitchen space. With a big kitchen you can prep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M6

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

jennineak nodding sagely as I read this powerful and profound piece of writing from the abc pic.twitter.com/NVTjAYxenY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@irisherself @purserj @wolfcat True. Also, there’s something weird about the muzzle brake.

via TweetDeck in reply to irisherself

best_in_dumbest You can’t extract the
“Gin” from “Pegging” pic.twitter.com/6kBJP5ak2K

via Moist Horse (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@ChrissieM @helenperris @upulie Yeah that’d be a yeah-nah from me. But do you have a cat that could give them a qui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b4

via TweetDeck in reply to ChrissieM

Sun plan, confirmed: 1245 lunch, Newtown; 1420 a cinema experience, the first in a very long time*; ponder the week..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uo

via Twitter Web App in reply to stilgherrian

“Spiders Can Fly Hundreds of Miles Using Electricity” by @edyong209 (5 Jul 2018) theatlantic.com/science/archiv…

via TweetDeck

@jeffsonstein This is kinda wonderful, thank you.

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad This other Happy Chef is the same people, I think. Same graphics and menu, any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

via TweetDeck in reply to purserj

@dobes That’s beautiful. @roweafr is a national treasure.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad There’s a Happy Chef in the Sussex Centre food court in Chinatown, if that’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fl

via TweetDeck in reply to purserj

@jeffsonstein @SnarkyPlatypus @reselsnark And evil tea-drinking. Serenity and tea while the mayhem happens outside..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rn

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

@jeffsonstein @SnarkyPlatypus @reselsnark There’s some important angles to explore. How many of the grandchildren k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8F

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

caseyrmcintyre SHE’S A PUNK ICON YOU MISOGYNIST WINDBAGS twitter.com/washingtonpost…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:57 AM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@SnarkyPlatypus @reselsnark Tentacles are all about the insertion. But seriously, surely it ends up with the big re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lx

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

LivvyFanon Shot, chaser pic.twitter.com/xoMtX6bwGe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Sep 29th, 2019 via TweetDeck)

@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad Newtown is Mosman for mid-ranking public servants.

via TweetDeck in reply to purserj

stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “More generic futurist hand-waving from Huawei’s founder” zdnet.com/article/more-g… The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fw

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Sep 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

@BXGD @matthewamiller That’s a very odd rollback by NYT. Ta for the pointer.

via TweetDeck in reply to BXGD

@reselsnark I am seeing “The Farewell” though I have not even read this article. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farew…

via TweetDeck in reply to reselsnark

Sun plan, supplemental: I should probably read some stuff at some point too, because I’ll need to write a thing tomorrow morning.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Sun plan: Slow start, because Sunday; 1245 lunch, Newtown; 1420 a cinema experience, the first in a very long time*..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yy

via TweetDeck

Yes, it’s definitely Spring in Sydney today. I blame @CARROT_app, obviously. pic.twitter.com/K0i2ZVR03V

via Tweetbot for iΟS

Sunday. Turns all of your socks 90 degrees clockwise, and laugh. Sunday.

via TweetDeck