Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 5th, 2019

BlackPlaques Another thing for women to worry about, 1741. Don’t just lie on your back after sex. pic.twitter.com/pv2tNvDKhn

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Oh. The Rufous Owl is tropical only so I guess it’s a Powerful Owl after all. But its call isn’t as slow as the rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xc

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I think the owl outside sounds more like a Rufous Owl than a Powerful Owl but I’m not sure.

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StanDevia I don’t understand the trolley problem. Simply pull the lever half way so the trolley derails and you save everyone. Not hard!

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Aiannucci Right, here we are, some of the artwork you’ll be seeing when ‘The Personal History of David Copperfield’ hits cine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9G

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Philip_Salter Taavi Kotka , former CIO of Estonia, on the low £100m price tag for being the most tech-savvy government in the wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hw

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@pseudomorph @NewtonMark @NBN_Australia I’d be quietly and politely watching the technological miracles unfold.

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@staticsan @NewtonMark @NBN_Australia He could livestream it via the NB… ah… right.

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waderockett The Microsoft Ignite conference has pins indicating how social you want to be. They’ve already run out of “only tal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ea

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ICYMI there’s a NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Quiet Australians for the Hollow Moon Political Truth”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0

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This is magnificent. Or something. “I’m downloading Heaven,” @SnarkyPlatypus! twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/…

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WorldBollard Why vote for the ?

🔘More bollards for the police.
🔘More bollards for schools.
🔘More bollards for the NHS.
🔘Mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xo

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How is her reproductive prowess relevant to the story? twitter.com/10NewsFirstSyd…

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“Food Rationing - How to Make Woolton Pie - WW2 Homefront 001 - April 1940” youtube.com/watch?v=fs8rHI…

Joram says he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6v

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“Food Rationing - How to Make Woolton Pie - WW2 Homefront 001 - April 1940” youtube.com/watch?v=fs8rHI…

Johann says he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eW

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decolonialatlas History is not your fault, but as long as people are still suffering, until there is justice, it is absolutely your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jC

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xkcdComic Software Updates xkcd.com/2224/ m.xkcd.com/2224/ pic.twitter.com/AfINfTbSLu

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MutualistAlex The boomer trolley problem pic.twitter.com/bFfuUKJ4d2

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Dear Political Partisan Footsoldiers and other brain worm infectees, it’s possible to criticise Gladys Liu without..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OR

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IANAL but to me this looks like prima facie evidence of a fraud. twitter.com/wthDARIELLE/st…

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Well, @dobes, Mr @roweafr is in fine form today too. pic.twitter.com/CynJPwkyaJ

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SnarkyPlatypus Still embattled? twitter.com/australian/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well it’s not going to stay up there by itself.

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TheOnion New Law Requires Welfare Recipients To Submit Sweat To Prove How Hard They’re Looking For Job..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bt

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@oberonsghost @juhasaarinen @achanthadavong I would be up for the Lunar Robot Truck Rebellion.

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@elyobo It’s only 4C below average for early November, I grant you, but the variability is annoying.

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@DDsD I should probably track down the artist. Hmmm. The photo is from here but it’s unclear who the artist is. flickr.com/photos/hubmedi…

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WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT TROLL WEATHER. pic.twitter.com/McsABxUhHk

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theluciebee Don’t do this guys.
Just don’t.

You’re not serious.

You just got it into your head that you can get laid for fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7M

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I have so needed these two lazier days.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The tacky part is talking about it. The reader doesn’t give a shit about your dumb metrics. Just do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KW

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“Australian-designed autonomous trucks could head to the moon” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/austra… pic.twitter.com/tUZ5oZAH08

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Longreads Before women got the right to vote, they learned jiu-jitsu and boxing to defend themselves on the streets:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y9

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derridalicious Myers–Briggs personality typetwitter.com/thesocietydude…al

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@simon_j_parker But I did see your suggestion, and I approve. :)

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@simon_j_parker Nah, today there’s no sign of a headache and my fatigue has declined. I think I was just fighting off some lurgi.

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It turns out that I haven’t been napping, but cleaning and tidying. I found this excellent item of swag from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dy

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best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Art”
back in
“Hindquarters” pic.twitter.com/YSh2wFnHSU

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@reslus @scottcowley It’s always about the sandwich.

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And then in February 1940 a new budget was introduced to the Japanese Diet. Almost half was for the military…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tz

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Nobusuke-san’s biological younger brother, Eisaku Satō, would also go on to become a prime minister, it says in the ‘Pedia.

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The Abe family was a former samurai clan, highly active politically. His relationship to current prime minister Shi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vG

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Learning that in 1940 the Japanese prime minister Nobuyuki Abe wanted to pull out of China, declare neutrality, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zh

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thegrugq A shepherd nicked $15m from ISIS after there were crushed by the SDF.

Absolute fucking legend! twitter.com/hxhassan/statu…

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad @oberonsghost I have no idea what this tweet might mean so I’ll just nod and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9o

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scottcowley Fatal stabbing at Maryland Popeye’s after chicken sandwich altercation wwmt.com/news/nation-wo…

What is the ethica..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…44

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron It’s on the Fruit Television if you ever want to check it out…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…br

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@jonoabroad @oberonsghost @glengyron Surrey Hills is in Melbourne, so probably more likely in Surry Hills.

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@oberonsghost Nevertheless, they still require a lot of feeding.

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@erkpod @foursaken Still, those tiny Underground trains were a technological marvel in their day.

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@awelder @NewtonMark @NBN_Australia I don’t like this future. I want another one.

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@NewtonMark @NBN_Australia The good* thing about the NBN is that it provides hours of entertainment.

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bctzrd pic.twitter.com/JF1OkdCCzK

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justinmassie1 “Canada has not provided a “justifiable” reason for wanting to “be a member of the council that badly, and now,” sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A7

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vetleforsland Buying and holding IPO stocks, you would have lost about half of your wealth half of the time and 75% or more of yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5b

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@SnarkyPlatypus @CptHollingworth Then again, who among us hadn’t wanted Donald Trump to fondle our breasts from beh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pk

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@erkpod @hingehead I wouldn’t have thought Melbourne had the loading gauge for it. Or were they planning to re-engineer things a bit?

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TheOnion Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian trib.al/s0oFiR0 pic.twitter.com/pwfeWUiD5j

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rohan_p got my doubts about the authenticity of that Hillsong account tbh pic.twitter.com/oM7DlrGJFb

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my_physical Day 3: Lines (still catching up)
Tornadoes in the US 1950-2018

..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VC

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GretchenAMcC I started fact-checking a book about emoji and the book was so hilaribad it turned into a thread-review twitter.com/GretchenAMcC/s…

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Histreepix A bear leaps out and attacks Marilyn Monroe.

If you have the Elixir of Bearsbane, go to 134.
If not, go to 237. pic.twitter.com/NTlNX9Iy8H

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Tue plan, Part B: The CBF continues to be very strong today, so I’m just going to nap and shitpost and whinge, exac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wP

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BlackPlaques @Nespresso Still had no thank you from @Nespresso

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@SnarkyPlatypus Couldn’t just just paste it from your Grindr shortcuts?

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erkpod I had no idea that a double decker train in London was ever a thing.

Spoiler alert: There are no double decker tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yW

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arielbogle The My Health Record 2018-19 report is out: 37 data breaches, 34 data breaches from Services Australia — and no, w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Em

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THERE HAVE BEEN QUITE ENOUGH TWEETS THIS MORNING ABOUT HOW TO COOK RICE.

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@mattjhatton @dobes I have never even been into this office!

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@tacticalmaid @dobes I haven’t left the house, before anyone asks.

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@jplonie @NewtonMark @NBN_Australia In fact, burn it to the ground and salt the earth to prevent anyone else having to suffer.

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rohan_p Updating style guide for @computerworldau. Official house style is now ‘ʞooqǝɔɐɟ’

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@BundyB @franksting @RealNickHodge I reject the premise of your question.

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@alexkidman There’s only one way to find out.

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SnarkyPlatypus Similar to Facebook, I have rebranded

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@SnarkyPlatypus That sounds like a trap in a D&D campaign.

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@jeffsonstein @jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus @bunjaree I’m mostly going to use jasmine or basmati for everyday use. I can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mx

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@jplonie @jodiem @trentyarwood @CARROT_app That looks exactly like a CARROT screenshot.

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@jeffsonstein @jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus @bunjaree Thanks. 700W for 15 to 20 minutes should be fine, and it’d only be every few days.

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@munin There’s lots of ways to cook rice.

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Such a magnificent aircraft. The actual thing is hanging from the ceiling in the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uO

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Hey @jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus and other Aldi Addicts, if you see the rice cookers back on special do let me know. I t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FM

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Look I don’t have to explain everything.

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Cooking rice in a very white person manner.

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ashleyn1cole Honestly very hilarious that boomers wrote 5011 articles complaining about millennials, and it only took millennial..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i0

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robhawkes Day 4 of — Hexagons

Density of bombs dropped on London at night during the Blitz (Oct 1940 to J.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sjz

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LocalFocusNL 4. Hexagons

Since 2014, over 5,000 dead hedgehogs were seen and added to the database of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zb

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GIS_Manipulator Day 4 of the and I made a Crop Map of England (CROME). The vector dataset contains approximatel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PB

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bettermeasured 2. Lines
Here are updated maps of countries that send and receive (zooming into the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D1

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ing_ressive Day 4: beehives in Germany pic.twitter.com/tIBa1AKyVk

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classiclib3ral You probably have some serious brain damage if you think this makes sense pic.twitter.com/m5yRTOR6AF

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@SnarkyPlatypus @RHT_ebooks I have never heard of her either, but it says she’s a “country singer-songwriter” which may explain it.

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pointlesslettrs I very rarely say this about letters featured here but god, I need to know more…. pic.twitter.com/XCX4EC2fQr

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So it’s a good thing that airliners aren’t complex. twitter.com/penguinpress/s…

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snurbbotinfo Good gods, who has deleted all the penguins ?

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best_in_dumbest You can put the “Pet”
back in “Appetizer” pic.twitter.com/PmBZmypyic

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Tue plan, Part A: Slow start with breakfast; figure out whether I really need to go to Katoomba today; decide Part..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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cathywilcox1 Mind your feet.
My @smh @theage pic.twitter.com/JxNMfsL0BU

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SnarkyPlatypus How inept would you have to be to do this pic.twitter.com/4hhj3xV4zk

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gregorymckenna Who knew 😐

A single anonymous manipulator caused to top $20,000, study shows @CNBC cnbc.com/2019/11/04/stu…

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robrousseau retweeting this in light of the media just discovering today that Richard Spencer is bad twitter.com/aamer_rahman/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus With luck the barber should still be sober by then.

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juhasaarinen “Smuggling gangs in Mexico have repeatedly sawed through new sections of US President Donald Trump’s border wall in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gy

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RVAwonk NEW: Ousted Ukraine Ambassador Yovanovitch says she was told to tweet praise of Trump to save her job, according to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oN

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WarWraith Cut them in half and count the rings? twitter.com/BretWeinstein/…

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k1dgorg3ous hey just saw that guy that said “boomer is the n-word of ageism” and i would like to provide a quote from the only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ek

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It’s going to be a lovely day in the Blue Mountains today, but I’m not sure whether I want to go to K-town because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jl

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Histreepix An exhausted Britain finally runs out of journalism. July, 2017. pic.twitter.com/1JjOP7CLBy

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Tuesday. You are a dog. Bark, Dog. Bark! Tuesday.

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