Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 14th, 2019

markhumphries THE NOT TODAY SHOW:
For politicians who aren’t ready to talk about climate change.
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Histreepix ITV launches gritty new crime-drama, Corbyn & Miliband. A grizzled straight-talking, not-by-the-rulebook detective..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t8

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best_in_dumbest You can’t get the
“Self own”
out of “Cellphone” pic.twitter.com/1UBmEdvQLE

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p His replacement will be Stephen Fry.

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@itgrrl Nah, it can definitely get worse.

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stilgherrian This is a magnificent tale of… well, Blonde Women Running Amok. I think @SnarkyPlatypus will love it to death. twitter.com/annaspargoryan…

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We’ve been hearing rather a lot from Alexander Downer lately. Why is that?

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This video has to be a fake because Brian Blessed was never young. twitter.com/BBCArchive/sta…

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@Sam_Hickey @gathgwyn That’s a question for @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 because I’ve forgotten. Three?

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Well @gathgwyn is slightly less grumpy tonight. Slightly. pic.twitter.com/KgNV2j8GEQ

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SeattleSloth_ Drinking the forbidden tea pic.twitter.com/vETtR1eYq6

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SpillerOfTea As much as I am quite a big fan of the polite Northern Fuck Off, I am very much here for Julia calling an arsehole..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QE

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This article isn’t what it says on the tin but it’s well worth reading. twitter.com/davidgerard/st…

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It’s good to have a sense of perspective. twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/…

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I see what you did there, and I’m already working this into the narrative. twitter.com/techoglot/stat…

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That’s really quite bad isn’t it.

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Note to self, a name for a nerdcord Guns N’ Roses cover band: Excel Rose.

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@detly @SnarkyPlatypus I think we need to hear a LOT more about different supermarket chains’ policies and practice..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j7

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@GordyPls @noreasonspec Yes, because the introversion flight is the one coming home rather than flying out. This is basic MBTINPSTROLOGY.

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@llc1138 Well indeed. And here we are.

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nils_gilman Sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids!! twitter.com/jasonscampbell…

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I have never found an auditor to be rootab… ah, no, as you were.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Flaws found in NSW iVote system yet again” zdnet.com/article/flaws-… Contains the crunchy goodness of @VTeagueAus.

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@allisonr @dobes @rohan_p If you have cocaine then you need an AK-47, and vice versa.

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This is (one of about a billion reasons) why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…

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smolrobots Not sure how we feel about ducks being put out of work, even if this robot does have the correct number of little f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z6

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aaronreynolds This one star Amazon review of my book is my new favourite thing. twitter.com/EffinBirds/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus They go to all the trouble of naming a shop after you and you don’t even go?

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aardvarsk This is the official Length of times:
2010-2014 - a decade
2015 - five years
2016 - hasn’t ended
2017-2019 - not po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qy

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@noreasonspec Well you can’t argue with Science of that calibre.

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@noreasonspec It does, thank you. These flights seem… terrible.

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Mozziebites “China’s popular social media platform, censors scrubbed references to the plague cases as they tried to control di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EY

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RT [PROTECTED]: I feel like if people don’t want people “jUmPiNg InTo My mEnTIoNs” maybe they should stop have loud..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4X

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patriot_snopes Descarte: I think therefore I am

Me: Well, some sort of shit appears to be happening, so, make of that what you will, I guess

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is the Engadine Maccas thing again, isn’t it.

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Simon_Scientell 70 years ago this month, CSIRAC ran its first program, becoming Australia’s 1st and the world’s 4th computer; in 19..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji

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@misosusanowa Nah, there’s just a pub called the Crocodile Far, and it has a big stuffed crocodile under the glass..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZZ

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Visiting a crocodile, briefly.

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Tbh I prefer them a little spicier. pic.twitter.com/f1nOmvC33c

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets for the second time today.

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jayrosen_nyu Journalists are supposed to position us as a public, and then specialize in verified fact. But here, it’s the House..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9w

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Picketer This is great. I’m going to go with the Nobelist over the “foreigns are taking our jerbs” crowd. twitter.com/Channel4News/s…

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@dobes @tfswebb Tiger is way more across phonetics than I am.

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briandavidearp This Albino Turtle Is Absolutely Stunning buff.ly/2q2qsAi pic.twitter.com/q0WfVkQbsb

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I have significantly better eyesight than 45 minutes ago hurrah!

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@paulwiggins @campbell_kwan @steve_vladeck @BobbyChesney @NSLpodcast “She”, but yeah. And our conversation was in regard to birder stuff.

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SuperCroup Gays when they see a mirror: I WILL MARRY IT pic.twitter.com/c3WiLpQxq0

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DevOps is really about the delay in getting back to the Mountains this evening. twitter.com/mattstratton/s…

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BeeDubsProwl An important element of effective sequels is a clear sense of escalation. twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Flaws found in NSW iVote system yet again” zdnet.com/article/flaws-… Contains the crunchy goodness of @VTeagueAus.

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@zdnetaustralia Thu plan, remainder: 1500 visual field test and new glasses, Wynyard; a little research; a little a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uk

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MikeCarlton01 Has anyone made the “Raving Inner-city Lunatic” t-shirt yet, please ?

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@skwashd People should be able to work this out for themselves.

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AusAirForce Our KC-30A Multi-Role Tanker Transport recently refuelled USAF F-22 Raptors on operations in the Middle East for th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qs

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bengrubb PayPal pulls out of Pornhub, meaning no PayPal porn payments for performers twitter.com/pornhubhelp/st…

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pptsapper “Officer, Angry Staff” is also my nomenclature in the Army supply catalogue pic.twitter.com/V9beVn7dFf

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sevenishmagpies Seattle
- we put an egg on it so we can charge techbros $5 more
- store? you mean amazon?
- trash is filled with fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zO

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@SnarkyPlatypus @purserj I have never engaged in fisticuffs over disputed household furnishings.

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus It’s good to be reminded that These People exist and think they’re the cream of society.

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@zdnetaustralia This is the first thing I’ve filed all month. I really do need to do something about that or Christ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains undetectable electoral fraud.

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juhasaarinen Rotolactor nostalgia for @dairymanNZ twitter.com/GrubAmericana/…

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sarahrafique I call this “Redaction Tetris.” I think I lost.🤷🏽‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/DUXh5y9NU4

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@annaspargoryan @SnarkyPlatypus If only I needed some new fitted sheets today. And was in Melbourne. I could use the amusement.

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BorisJohnson_MP That’s it, I may as well delete this account - how the fuck am I supposed to parody that? pic.twitter.com/HnDzBhmEfw

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Routine Reminder: Mark Latham is state leader of a political party* and has a seat in the upper house of NSW Parlia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P2

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@annaspargoryan @SnarkyPlatypus Excellent. :) Were there any further outbreaks of fisticuffs?

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@SnarkyPlatypus One important omission is whether @annaspargoryan eventually got her own fitted sheets.

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This is a magnificent tale of… well, Blonde Women Running Amok. I think @SnarkyPlatypus will love it to death. twitter.com/annaspargoryan…

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tfswebb pic.twitter.com/qn0aOiBC6z

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Rob_Stott Love checking on the online trends pic.twitter.com/1T1oSy1QoM

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@SnarkyPlatypus These days we call it “disruption”.

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Thu plan, Part B draft: Quick nap to clear my head; write for @zdnetaustralia, as commissioned; research another po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nl

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TheRickWilson Just as Trump is the hobo’s idea of a billionaire, Gym Jordan is the pro se sovereign citizen chronic litigant’s idea of a lawyer.

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EmmaManzini “Yeah London. You know cup a tea, fish n chips, shit food, shit weather, Mary fuckin Poppins. Cunt behind me, that’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7v

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MontereyAq Somewhere below the surface of the wild Monterey Bay, tucked away in the recesses of the reef and camouflaged betwe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fn

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“Put This Spice In Your Shoes To Fix Toenail Fungus (Try This Tonight)” pic.twitter.com/MAwPpwwIhc

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TimWattsMP Workshopping some new start up ideas to pitch to the Morrison Government…

They’re not just magic beans.

They’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wy

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So, so many people have brought this story to my attention, and with good reason. It contains all the things.

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“A Wollongong dog breeder was awarded a $205,000 federal grant for an aquaculture project for which he tried to rai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hN

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus So what you’re proposing is that the ABC should set up death squads. Cool.

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(MacBook) Pro Tip: You don’t have to buy a new computer.

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fanfiction_txt “Listen up, you fucking stupid motherfucking cocksucking piece of shit!” Tails retorted. The entire studio promptly erupted into wild appla

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@SnarkyPlatypus @purserj Remember when Mark Scott threatened to kill Peppa Pig? A masterstroke, that was.

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IanColdwater With 64GB of RAM, the new MacBook Pro can run Slack *and* Chrome at the same time! twitter.com/tim_cook/statu…

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Oh, and all the reading. You also have to read six short paragraphs. I’m sure you can manage it.

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This is very good and worth the effort of a whole click. twitter.com/TheShovel/stat…

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TheShovel Fire Department Sets Government Bullshit Meter To “Catastrophic” theshovel.com.au/2019/11/14/fir… pic.twitter.com/6e8xRCrWX5

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@Samira_Sarraf @rohan_p But is it smarter than the average bear?

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SwiftOnSecurity lmao the codes by QAnon are just keyboard banging and not actually encoded anything twitter.com/m8urnett/statu…

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jameelajamil Career Highlight Alert: working with @celestebarber_ one of the funniest women on the internet, on the cover of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2i

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Well I’ve had the fried rice. Coffee now, then some thinking.

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Adrian_Dodd Has anyone checked in with @BevanShields about whether we are good to go on the climate chats?

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@bengrubb @erkpod The Newcastle tram has a battery that’s kept topped up from the catenary. The George St tram is f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kr

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@jonkudelka Oh great, Jon. You selfish prat. You hero. Now what the hell are the rest of us supposed to do?

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@erstkate @jonkudelka @manindotblack @kipstergull @AngryExile @cathywilcox1 Well the 1970s were mostly about detachment from reality.

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Thu plan, Part A draft: Fried rice; figure out the Part B draft of this plan.

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simongerman600 Hours of daylight as a function of day of the year and latitude. Took me a second to read this chart. Totally worth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RW

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Obviously this is a completely hypothetical scenario.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup This assumes you remember which hotel you’re staying at.

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DPRK_News Trump pardons Turkey. pic.twitter.com/RxhqfZ05wL

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JennaGuillaume Can never get over how anything that is enjoyed by girls/women/non-cis straight white men is always dismissed as fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ml

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BobbyChesney We will cover this when we record @NSLpodcast later this morning! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Did you know that it’s spring in Sydney? pic.twitter.com/S4JoSbvYyf

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Thursday. Use a ladder as a support. Thursday.

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