Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 15th, 2019

@dobes @RealNickHodge @glengyron No, that’s what they’re trying to prevent us finding out.

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sarahinthesen8 I asked ASIO what instances of media reporting have undermined Australia’s national security… The answer? None, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VS

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laurenybonner My friends duck got a hernia because he keeps having gay sex pic.twitter.com/mQgfKmhsQJ

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saintpatrick71 @alwaysjathis @mat_johnson This is my 8-year-old’s answer to a math question. Strong Gen X energy. pic.twitter.com/PgmhY56RGU

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NSWRFS This is what firefighters are dealing with at the Myall Creek bush fire near Bungawalbin in northern NSW. The fire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BC

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God people are thick sometimes.

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@kcarruthers No, we know they’re untrustworthy cunts.

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@voltagex They’re… they’re beautiful!

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samanthamaiden Looks like Liberal MPAndrew Hastie just got banned from entering China pic.twitter.com/duKcmd5Gp9

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DeptDefence The @Australian_Navy has become one of the world’s premier amphibious forces after the fleet’s two Canberra-class l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pJ

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stilgherrian Awesome work all round, Your Honours. twitter.com/NPR/status/119…

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stilgherrian So who is the guy with the bad fence again? Does he need to read this? twitter.com/jeremy_gans/st…

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Clampdown on US border device searches not such a big deal” zdnet.com/article/clampd… Contain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nM

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DrLindseyFitz “The Tooth Worm as Hell’s Demon,” 18th century. Carved from ivory, the two halves open up to reveal a scene about t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oi

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@munin I might have to re-do the research.

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@manindotblack Ah, I’ve seen some of these before. They’re awesome.

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@kiwibrew Quality vs Quantity, Jonathan.

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SMUTProject Joan Crawford played Hamlet in 1929 and it’s STILL 🔥

Photographs by Ruth Harriet Louise. pic.twitter.com/qA10fVUyhT

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The rectal temperature of a polar bear is one degree higher than that of a human. twitter.com/ArielDumas/sta…

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benmekler Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench how to play Dungeons & Dragons on the set of THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK and she went on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c6

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@AusRob Dunno. Never seen or read it.

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NuclearAnthro The Sprint ABM interceptor, as you can see in pic 1, had quite an…intense flight profile. It also carried a W66 n..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zd

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alexismadrigal A different era. pic.twitter.com/dUY6TlWofP

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Elon Musk is full of more snake oil than if you got a really big python and fed it a series of piglets made entirel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tz

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naagovau I spy…Coming November 29, NAA’s latest exhibition Spy: Espionage in Australiapy

Developed in partnership witwitter.com/i/web/status/1…wnIW

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@DDsD Well this looks… helpful? Speedy recovery, Sir!

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KeithConlon South Australia, Victoria and Tasmania led the world when we introduced the secret ballot in 1856 - and to get thos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tU

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poisontofu lol i just remembered that this chart of RBA wage forecasts exists (is there a 2019 version, btw?) pic.twitter.com/kjnbtsj8oa

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Wow it’s true. Barnaby Joyce is chairing the Standing Committee on Industry, Innovation, Science and Resources. pic.twitter.com/uUlGwxu1u6

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@manindotblack @zdnetaustralia @campbell_kwan Have a read of the article and the linked-to material. :)

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INNOVATION: I just used my electric toothbrush to clean my wireless keyboard.

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@KristianStupid I haven’t been into a branch is ages. I’ll have to check them out.

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@zdnetaustralia Background from Wed: “US Court rules travellers’ phones and laptops cannot be searched arbitrarily”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F8

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Clampdown on US border device searches not such a big deal” zdnet.com/article/clampd… Contain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nM

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“The bank’s new CTO wants to ‘mesh’ the bank’s technologies together so the customer experience is seamless.” I gue..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TZ

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NSWRFS Heavy smoke is being blown from the Gospers Mountain fire in the Hawkesbury. The smoke is affecting the Central Co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d4

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@expectproblems @TheOnion But is “not mustard” really a variant of mustard? Because by that logic I’m a variant of superhero.

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@expectproblems @TheOnion Mustard is indeed very good, and comes in many forms.

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joshgnosis “Did the AFP redact any emojis?”

“I didn’t see that,” Kershaw says it didn’t go through his office.

theguardian.com/media/2019/nov…

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Compare the size of the fire with the size of, well, the entire Sydney metropolitan area.

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And yes, it’s a big fire at 85,000 hectares burned out so far. pic.twitter.com/q1JWO6tJaV

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In re this, yes, there is indeed a National Mustard Museum in Wisconsin. mustardmuseum.com Attn:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo

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TheOnion Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts trib.al/HFCsuDU pic.twitter.com/xyD3XH6KPe

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@garystark @zdnetaustralia There’s not a single cyber in it, unless @dobes wants to make them cyber searches.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains unreasonable searches and seizures.

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CaseyBriggs Who needs an ombudsman when you have burgo! twitter.com/thejohnburgess…

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“NSW Government finally respond to climate change, announce plans to strip search bushfires” chaser.com.au/national/nsw-g…

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@zdnetaustralia Fri plan, confirmed: Write for @zdnetaustralia (in progress, but I’m breaking for brunch now); yet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jW

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_elvishpresley_ Me: I’m sort of a chicken magnet

Him: Don’t you mean chick magn-

*sounds of distant bawk-bawking*

Me: We have to go NOW

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So who is the guy with the bad fence again? Does he need to read this? twitter.com/jeremy_gans/st…

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edbott This will leave a mark. twitter.com/AOC/status/119…

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PaulM The Amtrak conductor just walked up to me and said “Boop!” rather than asking for my ticket.

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Wow it’s all go at Club Ashfield. pic.twitter.com/ppG9outzaW

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Awesome work all round, Your Honours. twitter.com/NPR/status/119…

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Why is Queensland?

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TesstifyBarker FYI a woman in Italy told me it’s healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RB

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Pinboard Reading is like a quiet podcast for the eyes

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Pinboard Listen to the transcripts via text-to-speech if you want to really enrage me twitter.com/chadloder/stat…

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WindsorMann @ArielDumas There are more yoga instructors in America than there are people who work in the coal industry.

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@dobes This is truly a weird week, but then a Full Moon in spring tends to bring out the best* in people.

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@TomSear @US_CYBERCOM @ASDGovAu @russellcrowe Good God. This is now getting WAY outside my usual budgets. ;)

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dobes NBN delivers at layer 2
ACCC measures at layer 7

Something has to give, and that is sensibleness. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@TomSear Mark Hamill reading the cyber glossary? Sounds good to me.

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Listening to @7ampodcast with @PaulBongiorno, “The burning truth”. Because it’s Friday. pca.st/sjoa4hx8

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RonWaxman Nancy Pelosi trolling Trump by defining “exculpatory” for him will make your day. pic.twitter.com/4Pf4eoQLjV

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@dobes @MatthewBevan Maybe Jeremy plans to sell the UK to Jeff Bezos.

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Beaker My kubernetes is itchy. WebMD has nothing helpful. What could it mean?

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MapPornTweet Austro-Hungarian railway network redd.it/ci8k9s pic.twitter.com/oLBi8jm23Q

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jpwarren @DarrenODonovan Odds on an appeal to AAT in about 27 days?

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DarrenODonovan In terms of future requests, paras 64-65 are useful - essentially it finds that statements by then Minister Morriso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e3

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DarrenODonovan Another significant robodebt vindication for @jpwarren as OAIC orders release of 10 original business case and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dV

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dobes “Labour has promised to give every home and business in the UK free full-fibre broadband by 2030”

*blinks* twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start with fried rice because why not; write for @zdnetaustralia; yet more administrivia; rem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fm

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MarkRTurner Get fucked. pic.twitter.com/md1my9Y1I4

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Hahaha did you get Poe’d? Because I did at first.

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Things just catch fire sometimes. twitter.com/ApolloTheXIII/…

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BenNguyenTV To make matters worse pic.twitter.com/TS3Ay4roQi

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legenette my mum just hit me with this ?????? pic.twitter.com/mK5jKV9iYO

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Beautiful. “A Russian Copper Company Bought 70,000 copies of Donald Trump Jr.’s New Book” halfwaypost.com/2019/11/08/a-r…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3z

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Nullsleep “Veneto regional council, which is located on Venice’s Grand Canal, was flooded for the first time in its history o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…op

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MichaelPascoe01 So the worker following orders got jail time while his boss giving the orders did not. twitter.com/mccartm1/statu…

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If you haven’t watched this yet, well, you should. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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benbrignell A thread on how to cook a roast chicken.

🐔 Google “roast chicken cooking times”
🐔 Click on “How to cook the perfec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D7

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Once more @CARROT_app has successfully characterised Sydney’s weather. pic.twitter.com/W7Mwd4Ieq8

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Friday. The only beans left are the ones at the bottom of the bowl. Eat them now. Friday.

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