Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 20th, 2019

stilgherrian The great thing about holding an Anaesthesia Festival in Adelaide is that you don’t need to organise a single extra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uc

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Yes, this is all quite disturbing. May things start going better for you soon.

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@playswithf1re @jeamland @dobes No, it’s very very correct. Well, except that it should be “l’honque”.

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@jeamland @jpwarren @dobes Yeah look I’m having trouble with this. It simply doesn’t Tickle the Inspiration Badger.

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zichington i think about this post a lot pic.twitter.com/tGaoXzsGNe

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stilgherrian IMPROVED: Scott Morrison to 500 bushfire-devastated families sifting through the remains of their own homes: “How g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bD

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @jpwarren @NewtonMark I like the phrase “If the Dao fails.” Lao-tzu would approve.

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @jpwarren @NewtonMark “Culture created not in a boardroom, but by the common collective of people.”

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What’s that, @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @jpwarren @NewtonMark? You want a censorship-resistant decent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Df

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@JohnBirmingham That does look very nice, yes. You have now persuaded me to pour a gin.

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thomas_violence putting the breaking news sticker on a story about a shop having a sale and wondering if you can get the tuition fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…93

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darrenpauli @ every pen tester pic.twitter.com/Gq8OzfUMfx

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Listening to the latest @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell episode, “With Your Shield or On It” pca.st/vf5ecwim

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patriot_snopes In North Korea there are no billionaires. In Venezuela, everyone is a billionaire. There is no *right* way to imple..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ji

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Well this could be almost anyone. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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BlackPlaques On this day in 1779 an Ethiopian wild man was introduced to King George III at Kew: ‘He sits in a chair in a very p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c5

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paulwiggins Let’s be brutally honest. Who among us hasn’t forgotten who exactly we gave $10,000 to? twitter.com/tmurphynz/stat…

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The great thing about Scott Morrison is the leisurely economy of his actions. He doesn’t even waste time on the “th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jb

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I’m still sitting here shaking my head at how phenomenally tone-deaf this is. I thing @JohnBirmingham needs to have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W7

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Beaker Uh, you’re out of toilet paper, BTW twitter.com/szmarsupial/st…

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IMPROVED: Scott Morrison to 500 bushfire-devastated families sifting through the remains of their own homes: “How g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bD

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Dammit I half thought of this gag and forgot to include it. twitter.com/pwoiter/status…

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In case the dribblegruntle deletes it, here’s a screenshot. pic.twitter.com/Rpl5cMXWKu

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Morrison, to 500 families sifting through the ashes of their own homes: “How good is cricket?” twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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The great thing about holding an Anaesthesia Festival in Adelaide is that you don’t need to organise a single extra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uc

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disisdaadam There are only 4 types of developers in meetings. pic.twitter.com/k7xfh6aNsK

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erikaheidewald Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid

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Has anyone coined the word “boomerists” for boomer tourists? I think we’ve all encountered these people. I’m encountering some now.

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@DavidFeng I generally get the right train but then I have fewer to chooser from.

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@juhasaarinen I have the app. The nearest problem fire is 70km away. Well, there’s the little one at Woodford some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R8

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@staticsan She was attempting to use a known shortcut but had a moment of brain fade. There’s also a bit of diverge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6z

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@juhasaarinen Well, she reversed back up the other dirt track to get out of her mistake, but didn’t speed and arrived safely. Eventually.

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@juhasaarinen I am not in the taxi yet. The drivers has realised here mistake and looped back, but failed to seek m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UN

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Watching my taxi take the wrong turn and disappear down a forest track.

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@ScooterDMC @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland I have no Idea what Scott means but I am definitely on board with all of this.

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Hmmm. I’ll have to do the shopping in Katoomba rather than Leura, because reasons. Oh well, I’d better get this show on the road.

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graham_euan No longer undergunned and mechanically unreliable? LCS was built for this sort of environment. Interested to see if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2f

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@Cvamped @lawksland Why would you take it out rather than adding an explanation of the snark?

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@PSyvret @ALDIAustralia That probably explains why the cops are concerned.

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So @dobes @purserj here are the perfect pool riding inflatables and they’re only $9.99 each this Saturday. pic.twitter.com/war6CPuIuN

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This background image on the @ALDIAustralia website is confusing me. pic.twitter.com/mYDuhwxb5f

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@morebento That’s from Oz Weather for iPhone by @gpdawson’s ozPDA collection. ozpda.com

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gabrielsnyder The admiral in charge of the Navy SEALS is about to risk his career to discipline the war criminal who Trump just p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZE

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I see they’re having fun in Adelaide today, only 16C above average for this time of year. pic.twitter.com/g2JnIYpmPg

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mkcully Victorian Liberals: “we were very racist but it didn’t work :(” pic.twitter.com/x7Entagjpr

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Wed plan, rearranged because I needed to take a nap: Slow start, with coughing (done); minor administrivia; shoppin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vz

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@munin It’s a troll, I think. Nutt was reporting into why the Liberal Party did so badly at the Victorian state election.

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@expectproblems Is this “What type of horse are you?”

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@riskybusiness @dobes @R_Chirgwin It’s certainly a thing. This ABC report and @BackgroundBrief episode from 2017 we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…al

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MalwareJake Whatever you do, don’t drop the truth tortoise…

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naamanzhou Skywhale is BACK – and has a partner, called Skywhalepapa, who looks after the children and “has a certain strengthtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…KuLf

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@juhasaarinen “Warning: Please don’t confuse Pascall Milk Bottles with actual milk bottles filled with real milk. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l6

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@NuclearAnthro @ArmsControlWonk Goddammit. I can’t see the holes in their heads. At least not on the shakers.

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@ArmsControlWonk @NuclearAnthro These would make great salt and pepper shakers.

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TechnicallyRon Fact: Corbyn wants to put Thatchers Ghost in a jar and hurl it into the sun

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@dobes And much appreciated, it was.

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“Apple also has avoided the intense antitrust scrutiny faced by some of its rivals like Amazon and Google,” which m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…22

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And then the other typo, @dobes. I need coffee.

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CaseyBriggs Cory Bernardi just retweeted this tweet and then immediately deleted it pic.twitter.com/Mww48xdYOF

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MsKateLyons Something big is going down this weekend. If you have never heard of Bougainville and had no idea it was about to h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NZ

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I wonder whether any refugees might like to live in Perth. Do they allow brown people in Perth yet?

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“Perth and the Gold Coast now considered regional in government bid to boost population,” because why not, eh? domain.com.au/news/perth-and…

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He’s not wearing it well, is he.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia releases draft IoT cybersecurity code of practice” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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jdub Craig, are you just pointing at things on Twitter and calling them tribalism? pic.twitter.com/GUmAgn2ajp

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dobes News about Gentoo I wasn’t expecting today twitter.com/campuscodi/sta…

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TMclaughlin3 SCMP was ready. pic.twitter.com/zAF94AflA5

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@garystark This is the advice I received, yes.

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I have been informed that Stuart Robert MP was spotted on a train from Sydney Airport this morning. He was reading..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LC

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“Researching”, as any writer can tell you, is basically pissing away time on Twitter and YouTube, and making coffee.

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acechhh isabella rossellini proud of her egg pic.twitter.com/3NU99eWsyL

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acechhh all i care about is isabella rossellini’s instagram pic.twitter.com/VDCkOX2PmA

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“President Buttplug” isn’t going to fly, folks.

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Wed plan, such that it is: Slow start, with coughing (in progress); laundry and other chores; shopping, Leura; in b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…de

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acidic that went well twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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@dobes It’s a fun story though.

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I didn’t even know there was a kids concert on today. twitter.com/sniff_off/stat…

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NewtonMark Detailed front-page coverage from the @smh on how bills work. pic.twitter.com/TgZY3B00GZ

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DrRhysPockett I don’t mean to scare anyone, but nature seems to be making it’s point by burning a giant skull out of eastern Aust..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZT

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Goose Story, Titled: “Drones and AI making a dent in Kakadu’s war against weeds” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/drones…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r7

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@dobes The ABC doesn’t fact-check my tweets. Sulking now.

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You can tell that Mercury just came out of Retrograde, eh.

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“NSW police watchdog to investigate strip-searches at underage music festival” by @mmcgowan theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@_midofo_ This can’t be a very good bird because I doubt it could even eat your house.

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I see that people are being sucked into the underpants trap. Self-wedgied!

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@jeamland It’s true, though, they ARE brainwashed.

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nktpnd Marie Kondo going full grifter had to happen before the decade ended. This brings me joy. twitter.com/HirokoTabuchi/…

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SwiftOnSecurity In Britain, it’s culturally expected to pour tea in the direction of Buckingham Palace. Every kitchen has a mark on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gD

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Apparently it’s my fault, this Blue Mountains weather today. But only until the afternoon. My powers are limited. pic.twitter.com/KDNKF6deKk

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Wednesday. How many times can you say “Frog” out loud before laughing? Wednesday.

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